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popekingjoe , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

Man… This… This is a proper shitpost.

atro_city , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024

Might as well just vote for Literally Anybody Else

OttoVonNoob , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024

I missed out on Rotissary chicken most of my life. I always viewed it as processed unhealthy McDonald’s style crap. My wife loved them , so I finnally lookes at the ingredients label and nutritional label. In Canada atleast, Walmart and Safeways Chickens are as if you roasted the chicken yourself. All natural spices and no random preserve chemicals.

TheKMAP , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?
slaacaa , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/507e22b7-5ab9-4b68-af02-c26ebbb75aae.jpeg

(not the craziest, but could only find this one)

can , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

Why is it number 1 though

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Because unfuckablizing the god damn green M&M is the most heinous of their crimes.

LodeMike OP ,

Reverse chronological order?

i_stole_ur_taco ,

It’s in order of how impactful it is on the whole as a whole, I imagine.

TexasDrunk , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

Several years ago my friend sent me a photo of a local Brake Check location down the street from his house at night with some of the letters burned out so that it said Bra Check. This post prompted me to ask him if he still had it so that I can make my first Lemmy post.

xorollo ,

And? How is your first post coming? It’s been five hours. Is your friend OK?

TexasDrunk ,

No word yet.

TexasDrunk ,

He no longer has it, or at least couldn’t find it. The search continues.

xorollo ,

Ahhhhhhhh, I’m still holding out hope

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

do you mean brake check? did the brake check sign break?

TexasDrunk ,

Yes. Fixed. Fingers moved faster than my brain.

Thanks for the heads up!

Zozano , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

It’s interesting to me to think about the optics of posting memes like this.

On one hand, it’s funny, and 99% of the Lemmy community would vote for him over Trump.

On the other, if it was posted anywhere else I would be worried about the implication of scoring an own-goal.

I’m scared the election will be a close call, I really don’t know how good of an idea it is to clown on Biden (even though, as aforementioned, it’s funny, and shouldn’t convince anyone to vote for Trump).

dingus ,

I do know what you mean. Idk, I feel like when in a small enough community as it is being on Lemmy. Only so many people will see this anyway. We’re already a fringe group.

Tbh I wish Biden didn’t have to be an option to begin with. But I’ll still vote for him over Trump. Hell, I’d vote for a bag of rocks over Trump. At least the bag of rocks can’t possibly be gunning to become a horrifying dictator.

makyo ,

Honestly, if it’s a close call Trump/SCOTUS and all their cronies will steal it anyway

HowManyNimons ,

Don’t worry. It’s not going to be a close call.

makyo ,

You think Trump will walk away with it?

HowManyNimons ,

Easy peasy, unless they replace Biden this week.

LaserTurboShark69 ,

It’s a real bummer when the sad state of reality undanks the meme

fuckingkangaroos ,

Yeah it’s propaganda, intended to get people to stay home instead of voting against Trump. There’s tons of propaganda on Lemmy, unfortunately.

veniasilente ,
@veniasilente@lemm.ee avatar

Don’t worry it won’t be a close call. Trump has this one in the pocket unless we change the democratic figurehead for someone who actually has some meat and spine.

roguetrick ,

Right now the election might be a close call for Trump, not the other way around. Trump doesn’t need the popular vote to win, but if this trend continues he might get it and blow Biden outta the water.

snooggums , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

This is me if I don’t write down the list.

“It’s just 3 things!”

“I’m gonna write it down anyway.” - me

Forgets list at home.

JoShmoe ,

writes down list on phone. accidentally sends bitter rival a grocery list

Gullible ,

“I’m so sorry, that woman over there just purchased all of our rice.“ She barely manages to wave above the overstuffed cart.

Alright, can you point me toward the quinoa?”

“I’m so sorry, all we have left is barley.

gasp my gluten allergy.

Fetus ,

What was the third thing on the list? I’m invested in your rivalry now.

Gullible ,

There were many items on the list, none stocked. My ketogenic diet and filthy toilet phase had just begun.

TheGoldenGod ,
@TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly this. Most days I can’t even remember a simple list of 3 things at the grocery store… So I can’t fathom remembering even a portion of a debate speech.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Rookie mistake. You always include “Grocery list” on your grocery list, so you don’t forget.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

That’s a good idea, I’ĺl leave myself a note to remember!

YerbaYerba , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”

Risk of writing down the list, it might end up here https://grocerylists.org/

brbposting ,

That’s not a bad idea!

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/c6540023-858d-4efa-b500-b19830f44ec8.jpeg

For personal use,

[voice assistant] add X to groceries

is quite convenient, but might try the printed version.

Fades ,

Using that would be insane vs just writing down what you fuckin need goddamn. I can’t imagine having to scroll down all those columns as I’m going around the grocers.

Also what about stuff that isn’t on that list? Now you gotta manage multiple

brbposting ,

Ahaha

Your second point must’ve been a common one. I screenshotted the newer editable version, so you can remove the pets and the arsenic or whatnot and add the handle of vodka etc.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Instructions unclear, bought everything on that list.

Not only am I broke now, but I have no idea what dish to use those carcinogens in.

brbposting , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”

Compile a few of these and what would the caption be?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1991fb83-ba0f-4f1f-90ea-c5a345ec32f4.jpeg

5oap10116 ,

At the grocery store, confused, and…just pooped my pants

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Trump shitting his pants in the debate lives in my brain forever

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

That’s because he wears a diaper

Donkter ,

Me remembering my wife telling me to get “just the essentials” at the grocery store eyeing up the ciggies, beer, and lottery tickets with our families last 20$ until payday in my pocket.

MamboGator ,
@MamboGator@lemmy.world avatar

“When your wife won’t fuck you anymore and neither will your daughter.”

kmartburrito , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”

Lol @ Cheeto Jesus cock gargler

moosetwin ,
dingus , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”

Oh my fucking God I was so startled and amused that I made dying horse noises. Well done, OP.

XOXOX , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”

Yeah dummies, those faces Biden was making weren’t him forgetting, they were incredulous expressions in response to the lies Trump was putting out during the debate.

Zozano ,
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

Some were, some weren’t. He did have some senior moments, like claiming he wanted to beat medicare.

dingus ,

I did notice he had many moments of straight up disbelief on his face at the thought that he is seriously supposed to be debating these man. I felt for him when he made those faces in those moments.

But this isn’t one of those. Most of the time it just looked like he was absolutely terrified and distracted by something we couldn’t see off screen that wasn’t Trump.

radicalautonomy , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely
@radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

No one believes me, but I swear one time the store’s lights were fucky at a Roomstore location I was driving by, and it looked like Poonstore.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Probably because you forgot to take a picture

radicalautonomy ,
@radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

This was back in the late 90s before cell phones were common, and I didn’t happen to have a camera in my car at the time.

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