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altima_neo , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”
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And then asking the grocery store employee “you know if you guys carry that bread I always like?”

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”

Uhm… chips. Cookies. Oh right, Milk.

CptEnder , to greentext in Anon saves his virginity

Fake: you’re

Gay: dude probably prefers dudes, which is awesome. Hope he’s gettin infinity dickens.

Chewmungus ,

TIL if you don’t lose your virginity heterosexually by 17 then you’re probably gay, which is still awesome

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

Or maybe he’s just 17. Like, sure lots of people are fucking by then, but maybe he wants to do it with someone he’s emotionally attached to, and hasn’t found someone he’s compatible with and mutually interested in.

Or maybe just ace.

Like, it’s not like it’s weird to not have had sex before 17. When I was 17 I was very much bisexual (still am), but I wouldn’t have fucked someone that my friends just payed to fuck me.

theneverfox ,
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I don’t think it’s even that complicated…

Western society says men need an excuse to turn down sex. That it has to be a matter of attraction or morals or something

You can just not be feeling it. There doesn’t have to be a reason

waz , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

There is a shoe store where I used to live named Red’s Shoe Barn. I was always hoping the correct lights would fail to make their sign read “ed’s hoe Bar”. To my knowledge it never happened, but I don’t know.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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If it doesn’t happen on its own, you might have to help a little…

mechoman444 , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

Is that the gas station from my house.wad?

linkinkampf19 ,
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Could be, gotta check if the Slurpee machine gives you 200 health.

linkinkampf19 , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely
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Hell looks awfully familiar… Something about happiness.

Viking_Hippie ,

Hell looks like a warm gun? 🤔

linkinkampf19 ,
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Only if it’s the BFG9000.

ramius345 ,
linkinkampf19 ,
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Ding ding ding. What a mindfuck it was.

iamjackflack ,

Something something fight club, no wait that’s not right

linkinkampf19 ,
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Something something Tyler Durden… Nah still not right. Plenty of mayhem tho.

iamjackflack ,

Maybe happiness is worth fighting for, who knows…

linkinkampf19 ,
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memory=entryrrrr////// triggered

birbalkumar , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

Choosing wisely is crucial when it comes to financial decisions. If you’re in California and need quick cash, consider a payday loan with instant funding to a debit card. It’s a convenient option for those unexpected expenses that can’t wait. Always ensure you understand the terms and choose a reputable lender to avoid potential pitfalls.

notanaltaccount , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

Die mart. I would be curious to know if the title was just beijg edgy.

Dasus , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely
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Tit loans please.

Can I loan a pair of DD’s for a few weeks. I’d like to see how they suit me.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Dasus ,
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Those are like K or L cups lol.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Viking_Hippie ,

Last time I send you bra shopping!

Siegfried ,

I wouldn’t ask for a banana for scale here

stoy , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

I would pick hell, people have told me to go there, so I’d check out what the fuzz is all about.

StThicket , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

Hell means luck in Norse.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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That might explain why there is a Hell in Michigan.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

and light/pale in German (and it’s ilk).

davidagain , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

Yeah, that’s a definite ass world for me, because whilst I might visit tit loans out of curiosity, ass world is where I am sure I would want to go regularly.

captain_aggravated , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely
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I’m a guy, I’m already damned to tit loans. I only get to borrow tits for awhile.

match ,
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Try growing your own at home with this one weird supplement (estrogen)

Anyolduser , to greentext in Anon saves his virginity

And that slut’s name?

Albert Einstein.

jaykay ,
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And then everyone clapped

RootBeerGuy ,
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No. Didn’t you read? No one got clapped.

jaykay ,
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Oh yeah, cos OP is clapped

FiniteBanjo , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

The spacing between tit and loans makes me think it is two separate features of this locale.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/d7b022ab-0c8e-448e-b6bb-2e0bf9d606a4.png

mechoman444 ,

My mind cannot process this picture so I’m choosing to block it out.

FiniteBanjo ,

Image Transcript: Sexy lady lets you put one dollar bills on her while convincing you to sign off on a 4% 8 year auto loan (fine print says compounding quarterly).

Thcdenton ,
FiniteBanjo ,

Read the room, pal, some people are choosing Ass World.

Thcdenton ,

Oh I can read the room, and the room needed a bonk

FiniteBanjo ,

You didn’t bonk the room, though. You bonked me.

Thcdenton ,
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