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RizzRustbolt ,

How to get contries to develop their space programs and colonize the moon: “Its made of oil!”

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Why wouldn’t they last a day in Gaza, Andy?

Why wouldn’t they?

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Again?

I kid of course. The durable bioplastics from the 50s were made from plant cellulose.

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Farthest Frontier.

Its got crop rotation!

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Because it’s travelling backwards in time. That’s why it appears in black and white. You’re only seeing the past version of it.

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That Israel could have perhaps possibly maybe committed a war crime or two.

Probably.

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How do you say “SCRAMBLE!” in Deursche?

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Life is far too serious for you to take it seriously.

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I prefer the words of the Dalton Lama: “Be nice. Until it’s time … to not be nice.”

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Should the US corporate tax system have a cap on declareable losses?

Who knows?

RizzRustbolt ,

Books suck.

Sincerely,

Folks that have to work with books all day.

RizzRustbolt ,

Pop-up ads for a mortuary that include a basilisk code.

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Just rope a comet and drop it in the ocean. Problem solved.

‘We will fight with our fingernails’ says Netanyahu after US threat to curb arms (www.theguardian.com)

Benjamin Netanyahu has vowed that Israel will stand alone and “fight with our fingernails” in defiance of US threats to further restrict arms deliveries if Israeli forces proceeded with an offensive on the southern Gazan city of Rafah....

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As long they keep their gruby little mitts off of Unseen, they can go fart in a box for all I care.

After announcing increased prices, Spotify to Pay Songwriters About $150 Million Less Next Year (www.billboard.com)

When Bloomberg reported that Spotify would be upping the cost of its premium subscription from $9.99 to $10.99, and including 15 hours of audiobooks per month in the U.S., the change sounded like a win for songwriters and publishers. Higher subscription prices typically equate to a bump in U.S. mechanical royalties — but not...

RizzRustbolt ,

Don’t use spotifly.

Give your money to SomaFM instead.

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Where are Germans afraid of migrating to?

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I think the safest place for him would be … right next to Tony Todd.

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That freakish. What normal person wants that?

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They’re saving that for Battlerite 2.

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You’re blowin up!

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He has lots of conjecture and heresay. Those are kinds of evidence.

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Good luck getting the powers that be to start lithidating water.

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Ah. The benefits of being a boron based lifeform.

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The Authority: We’re putting flouride in your water. And if you don’t like it, then you can go to Helen up in the accomodations department and she’ll get you set up with some filtering options for your home.

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I’m running for president?

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Tom Hanks?

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Why did his shirt immediately become untucked on one side?

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in blue

Oh shit. This ordeal is about to get wicked!

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Or wedge it closed with an inanimate carbon rod.

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“I broke your toliet.”

“I’ll get a plunger…”

“No-no. I broke your toliet.”

RizzRustbolt ,

All the instability of the last 50 years can ultimately be tracked back to … the Arbor Day Foundation.

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