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Tronn4 ,

And then he tried to finger me

RizzRustbolt ,

Me after facing off with Iudex Gundyr: That’s most pleasant meeting I’ve ever had with a boss.

JoShmoe ,

Assigned you as this year’s office skimpy cosplay?

Buddahriffic ,

Just make sure you gear up before you go to HR. They are there to protect the company, not the employee, and you wouldn’t believe the size of the axe they use to do this.

Sotuanduso ,

You’re fired.

lowleveldata , (edited )

Rape you in the ass (it was a dark soul boss)

PolydoreSmith ,

Seath the Scaleless caused me actual trauma.

v4ld1z ,
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Dark Souls 4 dropped it seems?

PolydoreSmith ,

I’m not sure where I read dark souls 4. It’s very late here in the US…

Lost_My_Mind ,

Psssshhhhhh, it’s only 5am. We’re not even drunk yet!

v4ld1z ,
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We’ll just have to pretend until it’s released. Bloodborne 2 is right around the corner too :]

prole ,

Am I the only one rabid for a sequel to Sekiro?

v4ld1z ,
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Pleeeaaaaase

Lost_My_Mind ,

Didn’t realize they put Bill Cosby in that game…

ultrahamster64 OP ,
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Me drinking from my estus flask (whiskey bottle) when I’m in a bossfight (investor meeting) and rolling away butt naked (i made a light parry build)

prole ,

Lol every time.

Then you try to pause it before realizing you can’t and now you’re definitely fucking dead. Have fun trying to remember how you got there.

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