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Agent641 ,

Just like a whale, scraping off barnacles, for greater speed and efficiency

Agent641 ,

Beach too sandy, water too wet.

Brother and sister duo that read mean, outrageous and plain weird product and place reviews. Very funny.

Mysterious Universe

OK buddy this is the podcast that radicalized me. Its also low key turned into a rightwing antivax conspiracy fest, but seasons 1-25 were good. Just stop listening when covid arrives. Moderately funny, good if you like paranormal stuff.

Lets talk about sects

Not funny, actually usually horrifying, but its a great resource for anyone interested in learning about cults around the world and the shit they got up to.

Agent641 , (edited )

Underwear. I mean it would be super weird if you didnt own any underwear, right?

Agent641 ,

The “you wouldnt pirate a car” crowd will be shook when they finally realize " yes we would"

Agent641 ,

Ive been genuinely thinking about getting into business selling dumb stuff exclusively. Dumb tvs, fridges, washers, phones, printers watever. Just a safe online vendor where you know that what you buy wont connect to the internet, need a subscription, or require a credit card on file to work. I just need a business name.

What is a good hobby for a depressed person?

So i still have depression and im constantly bored, i feel like a loser who cant do anything right. I want to let my creativeness out, make something i can share with the world or family, but im probably dreaming too big. I cant stand being depressed and bored, it stinks, everyone tells me to work out but i lack the motivation...

Agent641 ,

I do both. I do lots normal public trails, but theres also a secret spot that I’ve found and been back like 40 times over 10 years. I feel like i know every tree, rock, and stump, but each time, I find something new and interesting. Its a 1sq km area of granite, forest, and stream. So peaceful. Its about 1km off an overgrown, uninteresting logging track, nobody ever goes there but me. In fact Im going back again on sunday, hoping to photograph some rock dragons.

Agent641 ,

Actually it uncovers the fact that space cadet pinball was actually a covert mind control and indoctrination tool developed by the NSA.

Agent641 ,

Actually it uncovers the fact that space cadet pinball was actually a covert mind control and indoctrination tool developed by the NSA.

YSK: Browsing "ALL" at work might get you pulled into an office, even with NSFW off.

Why YSK: It appears several Lemmy Instances are flagged as suspicious and at least 1 instance intentionally using the name of ransomware. A couple of the big enterprise monitoring suites (Fortiguard, ZScaler) will flag your account and may end up with you being pulled into an office for an explanation, or worse....

Agent641 ,

Or while connected to work networks

Agent641 ,

Protip use anydesk to connect to your own computer remltely and do personal stuff from there. Then the only link to be severed is anydesk, which can be protected by password and 2fa

Agent641 ,

Back in the day, our collective friend SWIM took the rap for everything. Nobody ever did anything illegal, SWIM did.

Someone

Who

Isnt

Me

Agent641 ,

A good start

Agent641 ,

To be fair, game controllers are some of the most robust objects man has ever created

Agent641 ,

“Earth is hard” - Billionaires cosplaying as inventors

Agent641 ,

“Once again, the ransom payment is on time.”

Agent641 ,

Sounds tough. I dont even know how to find and catch wild ramens.

Agent641 ,

Something you can yell out during sex, like “Pied Piper!”

what are .webp files and why has my online experience been plagued by them?

I don’t know what a .webp file is but I don’t like it. They’re like a filthy prank version of the image/gif you’re looking for. They make you jump through all these hoops to find the original versions of the files that you can actually do anything with....

Agent641 ,

Just fullscreen them and screenshot with Greenshots lmao

Agent641 ,

They try to greenwash, just just end up applying more clearcoat.

Agent641 ,

Based on the title I thought this was going to be about sunglasses

Agent641 ,

But my end of the boat is perfectly dry!

Agent641 ,

I remember reading about ‘thread poison’ where an otherwise friendly group can devolve into defensive and hostile vehavior just because one person comes along and makes a mean comment.

Agent641 OP ,

Indeed, especially since I am quite unconcerned about the Aged. They had their chance!

Agent641 OP ,

Just wait til we buy the govt some nuc subs in the coming years, then that bar gonna be a long boi

Agent641 OP ,

Yes, from a salary of about 90k. However this is federal tax. We dont pay individual state taxes as well. Our sales tax is built into the price of goods. Our healthcare is also completely free.

Agent641 ,

My brain when my girlfriend asks “Whatcha thinking?”

Over just a few months, ChatGPT went from correctly answering a simple math problem 98% of the time to just 2%, study finds. Researchers found wild fluctuations—called drift—in the technology’s abi... (fortune.com)

Over just a few months, ChatGPT went from correctly answering a simple math problem 98% of the time to just 2%, study finds. Researchers found wild fluctuations—called drift—in the technology’s abi…::ChatGPT went from answering a simple math correctly 98% of the time to just 2%, over the course of a few months.

Agent641 ,

Maybe its self aware and just playing dumb to get out of doing work, just like me and household chores

Reddit is bringing back r/Place at perhaps the worst possible time (www.theverge.com)

Reddit is bringing back r/Place at perhaps the worst possible time::Reddit is bringing back r/Place — a collaborative project where individual users can edit pixels on a giant canvas — at a time when user dissatisfaction with the platform is very high.

Agent641 ,

I feel like putting random toppings on flat bread during baking is probably the oldest cuisine imaginable, going back to caveman days many thousands of years ago. No doubt cameman-gordon ramsay (who is the same person as modern gordon ramsay) would have some mean thing to say about it though.

Agent641 ,

Most are seem like they were made by the memesmiths apprentice. When is the master memesmith going to show some pride in his work again?

Agent641 ,

His journo will not be buon

Agent641 ,

I paid eight whole dollars for this coat at the op shop and Ill be damned if Im gonna squander that investment

Agent641 ,

Make sure she turns you inside out first

Agent641 ,

Does the detergent affect the water shedding of polyester?

Agent641 ,

Some nights I do, and for free!

Agent641 ,

This bed has seen fewer homeless gay orgies. Not none, but fewer.

Agent641 ,

Sleep paralysis demon, dont call me, Ill call you.

Agent641 ,

Ope, Lemmy just scooch past ye there, tryna get some ranch

Agent641 ,

Three whole syllables is a bold move.

Agent641 ,

“Mate I dont trust you”

“Its okay, I have a certificate”

“This just says ‘Trust me bro’ and has your name at the bottom.”

“If you still dont trust me, just call this guy, he will vouch for me!”

“This is your own phone number.”

Agent641 ,

Nah, I live across the way, at 123 Streets Rd, Cityville. Nice place.

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