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Powertoys!

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I have accidentally deleted my operating system.

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If someone else is in the kitchen while I’m cooking, its already game over, for them.

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Me when my wife wants to buy new clothes (her clothes are the variables)

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I, too, wait until im outside the frozen yogurt place to fart up a storm.

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Yeah but they are only facist against bugs. And bug sympathisers. And anyone who criticizes the armed forces. And any member of the military who disobeys orders.

A former executive says he was fired by Salesforce after raising concerns about software said to process and organize customer data in milliseconds: 'It was all a lie.' (www.businessinsider.com)

A former executive says he was fired by Salesforce after raising concerns about software said to process and organize customer data in milliseconds: ‘It was all a lie.’::The lawsuit alleged Salesforce retaliated against the executive after raising concerns about the product claims.

Agent641 ,

Judges are gonna take bags of money with dollar signs on them.

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How many verification cans have you had to drink today sir?

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Yes, “games” and “movies”, winkemoji

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Same here. Weird that we had no windows anywhere and could only take 2 minute showers a few times a week. Spent most of my days in a quite warm room with weird yellow signs everywhere, watching numbers on a screen.

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gestures broadly

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This is why I only move through solids such as earth.

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The filter will get it

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You can fit a regular sized light bulb in a babies mouth if you smash it up first.

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1:1

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Came here to post chef jean pierrre. He’s like a friendly wizard in the kitchen.

No More Windows! Indian Defence Services are Switching to Linux: Indian Govt offices to use Linux distribution, replacing Microsoft Windows (gadgeteer.co.za)

Based on Ubuntu. Interface and functionality like Windows, users will not feel much difference. BRICS countries committed to their own Linux distributions. South Africa has been the exception.

Agent641 ,

I would probably choos Debian over Ubuntu vecause “debian” is more fun yo say. Or even Arch. “Ubuntu” is just a clunky 3-syllable word that makes me sound like I have a speech imprdiment. I dont know the difference between any of those distros and would probably choose wrongly.

Agent641 ,

Needs pictures of quantum locking and the rope trick

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Cherenkov radiation. Look it up on youtube for a video of a experimental reactor making some.

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Uppercase poops

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Not all of us have a bowel that is cooperative and timely. For some of us it is always a pitched battle of wills, a violent class struggle.

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I grew these morning glories and by jove Im gonna eat these morning glories!

Agent641 ,

Waiter asks me: Is everything ok sir?

But when I tell him my marriage is failing, my drinking is out of control, my sex drive is through the floor and I fantasize about dying in my sleep, he looks upset. Like why ask, if you dont wanna know?

Agent641 ,

The loan on my van is paid off, The bank is paying me interest on my savings again, I have a years worth of costco rice stored, and the campsites by the river where i live in my van is empty because everyone too broke to go on holiday. Life is sweet. (No part of this comment is hyperbole)

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Mechanically, not upgraded, no. But it was an empty van with an aluminium roof rack when I bought it, and I did the fitout myself. Awning, solar panels, batteries, inverter, fridge, shower, ventillation etc.

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Wrap them in tinfoil for maximum radar cross-section

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Auditioning for new wife

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Then netflix makes a true crime docuseries about the murder

Agent641 ,

You skip breakfast for weight management.

I skip breakfast because im too poor to eat.

straightens tie

We are mot the same

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Its crazy, but here in Aus the supermarkets are the same way. Some supermarkets keep their eggs chilled. Some just leave them on a trestle table in the middle of an aisle. I tend to do whatever the supermarket had been doing when I bought them.

Agent641 ,

But the tie is all i have! Without that id be fully naked!

When the fuck did a mobile hotspot become something you have to pay extra for?

It’s my goddamn motherfucking mobile data and MY PHONE. I should be able to use it however I want. My wifi went down because the greedy, cunt-faced shitbags at Comcast stole taxpayer subsidies to enrich themselves instead of actually providing the service we’re paying for. I tried to switch to a mobile hotspot and my phone...

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What the fuck? Aussie here. Ive had a dozen phones, both locked to carrier and unlocked, and never been unable to turn on hotspot. Thats madness.

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It would have been easier to just fix the crashed ship than to build a whole factory to make a new one

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Factorio

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Doom? (You cannot prove doomguy wasnt an italian plumber)

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That will pair nicely with the diarrhea I get from my other poor diet choices.

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Drinking pickle juice is a dangerous game. Misjudge your jar tilt and one of those slippery bois will just shoot down your gullet and shuffle you off this mortal coil in the blink of a cucumber.

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We call that oliveholme syndrome

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I was a scotch drinker back before I got sober. Road tar and dirty socks is as inoffensive as it gets. Truly top shelf stuff.

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Not worth remembering

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Man that hooters girl was so mad!

Agent641 ,

TF2NSFW is where its at

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“Ogg call this style ‘bbw’. Ogg like fat woman, can survive many winter. When Ogg dongdong cold, ogg stick between giant boobies. When ogg ears cold, ogg put head between giant thighs. Ogg think life pretty sweet.”

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Into The Wild was the most confusing porno I ever watched.

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Some days it would take ten whole minutes to download a handcrafted ascii art boob.

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Regular russians are already a trainwreck, so russians gone wild must be a sight to behold

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Jerboa is great! The rat is my friend.

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