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Agent641 ,

Actually in windows, “dir” os short for “direct me to a list of this folders contents please, mr Gates”

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I only ever respond with “Affirmative”

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Sissyphus also once captured death himself and for like a month, nobody died.

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Not need, want.

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Names Muhammad, but everyone just calls me ‘Ham’. Its extremely insensitive.

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It rapidly stopped being fine

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A big part of my job is administrating a herd of VMs, license and relay servers, SQL servers, web apps and android devices. If I have nothing to do, then it means Im doing my job properly. I do try to spend at least half my free time developing work-adjacent skills from online resources and bantering with chatgpt, tho.

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“Boggy was able to photoshop this from his bed. With a phone!”

“I… I’m not Boggy, sir!”

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Uncle Benny said that to me once when I was 8 and he was babysitting me.

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No such thing as a good landlord.

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“Wow, a gun! I wonder if its loaded?”

click click click

“Nope!”

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Yes, any crime is considered generational.

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Jetfuel

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Where were you when prigozin die?

I was at home.

Mom call

“Priggy is kill.”

“No”

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This comment chain has injured my soul.

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This tracks

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A fate worse than death

I just realized how incredible it is that we don't have toes growing out of our ears.

AFAIK it all boils down to the fact that during embryonal development our cells, which at that point were just a blob of undifferentiated autonomous chemical machines, somehow managed to unanimously agree upon the cardinal directions (up-down, left-right, front-back) for future development - and thanks to this, we don’t have...

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Toe ears?

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Imagine if you suddenly sprouted a tumor with functional tastebuds in your colon

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Survivorship bias

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That 85% of DNA that apparently does nothing? Commented out.

Agent641 ,

I recognize several of these words.

(Jk thats very detailed and interesting! You seem really passionate about your work/study!)

OpenAI now tries to hide that ChatGPT was trained on copyrighted books, including J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series (www.businessinsider.com)

OpenAI now tries to hide that ChatGPT was trained on copyrighted books, including J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series::A new research paper laid out ways in which AI developers should try and avoid showing LLMs have been trained on copyrighted material.

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No, I shoplifted it from an Aldi

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I used to hate this about myself until I briefly took up photography.

“I have to take 100 pictures to find 1 i like!” I lamented. “Just like my hobbies!”

Then it clicked. Im not abandoning all my hobbies. Im auditioning them for the role.

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This violates several intergalactic treaties

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I have no X and I must tweet?

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I know you can get chrome or fox by other means, but I always use Edge to download alternative browsers.

I enjoy seeing Microsoft grovel.

Agent641 ,

Love that story. Reminds me of Factorio, or Satisfactory or something.

Why do people still recommend Thinkpads for Linux when there are Linux-oriented manufacturers now?

I’ve noticed in the Linux community whenever someone asks for a recommendation on a laptop that runs Linux the answer is always “Get a Thinkpad” yet Lenovo doesn’t seem to be a big Linux contributor or ally. There’s also at least six Linux/FOSS-oriented computer manufacturers now:...

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Heck, why buy a pre-made laptop anyway, just take this bag of microchips and this spool of solder and compile your own!

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Microsoft only hurts me when I’m being a bitch. Its my fault. He’s normally really nice.

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Ran put of plastic

Police in England installed an AI camera system along a major road. It caught almost 300 drivers in its first 3 days. (www.businessinsider.in)

Police in England installed an AI camera system along a major road. It caught almost 300 drivers in its first 3 days.::An AI camera system installed along a major road in England caught 300 offenses in its first 3 days.There were 180 seat belt offenses and 117 mobile phone

Agent641 ,

Can’t believe people still have the audacity to text while driving. I prefer reading a nice relaxing book.

Agent641 ,

Im ready for a career change to lepton enumerator

Agent641 ,

Lithobraking manoeuvre performed successfully.

Agent641 ,

Depends what you want to do with it. If you want to keep it liquid, you can just keep it in bank accounts in major banks. Split it across several major banks. If they all go under, your problems will be far bigger than money. You can also have multiple savings accounts with each bank to garuntee 250k in each one and earn maximum interest. I have 6 savings accounts with my bank each with ~200k in it. If the balance exceeds 250k, the interest rate dtops down from 4.25 to somethink like 1.15.

If you dont need to keep it liquid, you buy a stable asset like land. You might choose to buy a bumch of houses and apartments in the city, but that comes with strata fees and property management etc. Plus, being a landlord investing in residential property makes you a shitcunt. In my case, I purchased rural land. I purchased land adjacent to nature reserves, with about 450ha of arable land, 110ha of forested land, and 85ha of salt damaged land. Im remediating the 85ha of salt land, and strategically planting out about 10 trees/year/ha on boundaries of my arable land to reduce soil erosion and degradation. I lease the land to a couple of organic grain growers who work the land. At any given year about 1/3rd of my arable land is fallow. (Note tgat im not a farmer by trade, I just think its a good, sustainable asset that I can use to directly improve the environment)

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I never got onto twitter in the first place. I got a bit concerned when governments and NGOs started using it as the default shopfront from which they interacted with the public.

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Why are you using wheels anyway? Caterpillar tracks are a more modern solution and superior in every way.

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Lemme just compile a response to tbis real quick…

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Now this “pressure” you speak of. Is it in the room with us now?

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I regularly put stuff in my pockets while im browsing. Sometimes I even pay for it.

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They are anti-sans

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They are inside trying to compile the software thst opens the automatic doors.

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Dont forget the blanket kid from Snoopy comics.

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Endless September 2: Youtube boogaloo

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I take this as permission rather than a statement of fact.

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Critical hits all around

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Rust gang represent!

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You know the end part of S.T.A.L.K.E.R where the booming disembodied voice draws you closer? Thats the voice with which I read these notifications.

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