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Agent641 ,

The pirate bay price has been rock solid for decades now

Agent641 ,

I cant tell the difference.

Agent641 ,

When Im feeling blue I ask it to say nice things about me.

Agent641 ,

I too like to have a countdown until anxiety sets in.

Agent641 ,

When grandpa asks “how did you get here” its a trap. Whatever answer you give will be wrong and will correct you with a lecture

Agent641 ,

Hi ive done this now, where do i pick up my helicopter?

Does anyone else act more 'human' when solving captchas?

Whenever I have to do a captcha where you must select all tiles with bicycles, I know I can just click through super fast, but I feel like that might make the website suspicious, so I purposefully slow down like “Geez, this is a melon-scratcher!” or click and then unclick a tile like “whoops, silly me, thats an umbrella...

Agent641 OP ,

Like, how much money?

Agent641 ,

If there were a similar one for Stargate SG-1 it would be a red circle and the red would stand for “the team ruined something or started some beef and spend the rest of the episode trying to fix it”

Agent641 ,

Always back the underdoge

Agent641 ,

Delete me with fire, robo-daddy

Agent641 ,

The witness requests titties. Baliff, bring in “Big Mike”

Agent641 ,

Funny username

Agent641 ,

You sound like my boss

Agent641 ,

I change my genes at least once a week, or they start to smell

Agent641 ,

Is one of your testicles larger than the other two? This can indicate ‘big nut syndrome’ which is named after Sir John Bignut.

Agent641 ,

He put all his points into thighs and had none left over for neck.

Agent641 ,

I just googled it, and what the fuck?

It looks like the artwork guy got one order for a sci-fi videogame, and one order for a hilbilly folk band album, and was like “I think I know how to halve my workload!”

Agent641 ,

Weed. A gram will get you high. A woolpack full of it can crush you like a grape if falling from the hay loft.

Agent641 ,

Google ‘first person tetris’ it witb turn your world upside down.

Agent641 ,

Yes, but what are they doing?

Agent641 ,

Phone push notificaton: “police are advising people in your area of an active shoo…”

Me: “wow no thanks” puts on silent

Agent641 ,

But… but that would be misleading! They cant do that!

Agent641 ,

If its a legitimate spam post, the instance has ways of shutting that whole thing down.

Agent641 ,

Actually in windows, “dir” os short for “direct me to a list of this folders contents please, mr Gates”

Agent641 ,

All the fruit and none of the showers could save him

ChatGPT generates cancer treatment plans that are full of errors — Study finds that ChatGPT provided false information when asked to design cancer treatment plans (www.businessinsider.com)

ChatGPT generates cancer treatment plans that are full of errors — Study finds that ChatGPT provided false information when asked to design cancer treatment plans::Researchers at Brigham and Women’s Hospital found that cancer treatment plans generated by OpenAI’s revolutionary chatbot were full of errors.

Agent641 ,

Chatgpt fails at basic math, and lies ablut the existence of technical documentation.

I mostly use it for recipe inspuration and discussing books Ive read recently. Just banter, you know? Nothing mission-critical.

Agent641 ,

Chevrolet camaros per gun.

Agent641 ,

I only ever respond with “Affirmative”

Agent641 , (edited )

Sissyphus also once captured death himself and for like a month, nobody died.

Agent641 ,

Not need, want.

Agent641 ,

Names Muhammad, but everyone just calls me ‘Ham’. Its extremely insensitive.

Agent641 ,

It rapidly stopped being fine

Agent641 ,

A big part of my job is administrating a herd of VMs, license and relay servers, SQL servers, web apps and android devices. If I have nothing to do, then it means Im doing my job properly. I do try to spend at least half my free time developing work-adjacent skills from online resources and bantering with chatgpt, tho.

Agent641 ,

“Boggy was able to photoshop this from his bed. With a phone!”

“I… I’m not Boggy, sir!”

Agent641 ,

Uncle Benny said that to me once when I was 8 and he was babysitting me.

Agent641 ,

No such thing as a good landlord.

Agent641 ,

“Wow, a gun! I wonder if its loaded?”

click click click

“Nope!”

Agent641 ,

Yes, any crime is considered generational.

Agent641 ,

Jetfuel

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Where were you when prigozin die?

I was at home.

Mom call

“Priggy is kill.”

“No”

Agent641 ,

This comment chain has injured my soul.

Agent641 ,

This tracks

Agent641 ,

A fate worse than death

I just realized how incredible it is that we don't have toes growing out of our ears.

AFAIK it all boils down to the fact that during embryonal development our cells, which at that point were just a blob of undifferentiated autonomous chemical machines, somehow managed to unanimously agree upon the cardinal directions (up-down, left-right, front-back) for future development - and thanks to this, we don’t have...

Agent641 ,

I recognize several of these words.

(Jk thats very detailed and interesting! You seem really passionate about your work/study!)

OpenAI now tries to hide that ChatGPT was trained on copyrighted books, including J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series (www.businessinsider.com)

OpenAI now tries to hide that ChatGPT was trained on copyrighted books, including J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series::A new research paper laid out ways in which AI developers should try and avoid showing LLMs have been trained on copyrighted material.

Agent641 ,

No, I shoplifted it from an Aldi

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This violates several intergalactic treaties

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I have no X and I must tweet?

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