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Agent641 ,

You are anti-vax because youre a paranoid conspiracy theorist.

I am anti-vax because I crave death.

straightens tie

We are not the same.

Agent641 ,

slaps roof of tiny coffin

“This bad boy can fit exactly one antivaxxer’s kid…”

Agent641 ,

You offering? 👉👈

Agent641 ,

Lead poisoning

Agent641 ,

Correct. Still not sorry.

Agent641 ,

I forget what I need while im halfway through writing my list.

Its ok though I normally remember at 2:17am whole lying awake staring at the ceiling.

Agent641 ,

Thats a polite way of saying delete all humans

Agent641 ,

Still bigger than the van I live in.

Agent641 ,

Also 7 year old russian kids

Agent641 ,

You ever tried cleaning a chimney while sober at 5 1/2 years of age?

Agent641 ,

Some doctors are wild. Mine will give me anything. I had a sore neck, he gave me tramadol. I was having trouble sleeping after quitting drinking, he gave me quietapine antipsychotics because their side effects are drowsiness. He gave me phentermine, a weight loss drug and powerful stimulant, because I was depressed. I was still depressed, but was much faster.

Agent641 ,

It would help cover the sounds of muffled child screams from within the wals of the building, so yes.

Agent641 ,

Completely unrelated question but where can I buy termites, and where can I buy a slingshot, and how many Gees can you subject a termite to without killing it?

Agent641 ,

Ironically, Spongerobert would be more resilient to school shootings since sea sponges can reconstitute themselves even after massive damage, such as being forced through a fine mesh screen.

YSK that Ecosia, the search engine that plants trees, will donate all profits on September 13th (tomorrow) to victims of the recent Moroccan earthquake (blog.ecosia.org)

Ecosia is great in general, they’ve done stuff like this before for wildfires and such, and they are carbin negative and use 100% of their profits for helping the planet...

Agent641 ,

They sell your feet pics to degenerates

Agent641 ,

Ok, but have you tried essential oils?

Agent641 , (edited )

The wifi beams come out in all direction. You can help boost the wifi by placing a mirror behind the router. Then the rays will be reflected back to you and not wasted.

Agent641 , (edited )

I (with permission, but without oversight) take home all the broken computers, obsolete cables, and other junk from work and either:

  • build working PCs from parts of many and sell them
  • strip them and sell the parts individually
  • sell the cables (if you need a VGA cable for some old monitor at 730pm on sunday right away because your new monitor broke, Im youre guy)
  • scrap out computers and cables for ewaste, copper, and aluminium and sell these at the recycling center.

Nothing goes to waste/landfil on my watch. Everything I sell is exceptionally cheap. If someone needs a computer but has no money, I give it.

Agent641 ,

Good karma generator?

Agent641 ,

I want to go back to bed, boss.

Agent641 ,

They weren’t before lol

Agent641 ,

And France, dont forget they spanked France.

Agent641 , (edited )

Tom scott has made a video on everything, including this very thread.

Agent641 ,

Ill go take a picture next TYKTWD

Agent641 ,

Lemmys slow feed is helping me detox from my decade of reddit doomscrolling

Agent641 ,

Would you say its time to crack each others skulls open and feast on the goo inside?

Agent641 ,

Dave Not Coming Back comes to mind.

Agent641 ,

Also check out Man In Hole, internet historian describes Floyds Tomb and how it got its name.

Agent641 ,

The very young do not always do as they are told

Agent641 ,

I grok

Agent641 ,

Really good fresh bread can be amazing just on its own, or with some butter or olive oil.

Agent641 ,

I learned sewing as a way to bond with my mum, who is a sewist. Im a 35 year old man for context.

I bought an old 2nd hand machine, fixed it after realizing it was broken, and started sewing for under $300

I learned how to make hats and stuff. Now we spend weekends upcycling fabrics from the thrift store into handbags, hats, toolkits, all sorts of things. She wants to start an etsy store, but only after we have made a few hundred items to photograph and list

Agent641 ,

On a scale from terminator 1 to terminator 2, how industrial-punk do you rate this image?

Agent641 ,

While one man provides guitar accompaniment

Agent641 ,

Now thats an army I can get behind, if you know what I mean.

Agent641 OP ,

Even though it looks terrifying, I can assure you that it also feels terrifying.

Agent641 OP ,

Its OK I had some vegemite smeared behind the ears to ward them off.

Agent641 OP ,

Harder, the pins are just rebar, many are wobbly, they slope downwards and they are more spaced out than the ladder rungs, about a meter apart

Agent641 OP ,

This particular terrain is considered rather hilly where Im from…

We do have flatter land. Where my dad lives it feels like you could pour out a cup of water and it will spread out for a kilometer in every direction.

Agent641 ,

If Im president of Brazil.

I see the loophole here…

Agent641 ,

Boner fuel

Agent641 ,

Standard lizard shield, its the earth forcefield that keeps reptillian ships from landing on the planet. Pretty soon this place is going to be literally crawling with the scaly bastards.

My reddit web viewer still works! Story: When reddit killed 3rd party apps, I uploaded a web viewer I have been using for myself to Github pages for everyone to use... (rdx.overdevs.com)

I posted about that here and forgot < lemmy.world/post/896361> but today when I checked cloudflare analytics it showed about 1000 pageviews in last 24 hours. Looks like some people are using it so just wanted to let you guys know that it works, no ads. no popups nothing.

Agent641 ,

Im doing my part!

Agent641 ,

Brother I found communities for mushrooms and small birbs where I could share my photos of mushrooms and small birbs.

Agent641 ,

The nuclear pulse propulsion ship from the novel Footfall.

The technology to produce a spaceship powered by exploding nuclear bombs is fairly basic. It needs to be heavy, and it needs to have massive springs to damper the shock, and thats about it.

Agent641 ,

Being an undercover loss prevention officer.

I have never thanked one of those snitches.

Agent641 ,

My god I havent been here in a decade or more, what a dedicated fellow!

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