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AFKBRBChocolate ,

Here’s an AP source if you prefer not to click the daily beast.

Drunemeton ,
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🙏

Veedem ,
@Veedem@lemmy.world avatar

Much better source without a bullshit headline. Thank you.

norimee ,

“I just wanted to check out my future plane… I also wanted to go say hello to the vice president and ask her why she refuse to answer questions from the media,” Vance said, jabbing at Harris.

W E I R D GUY

AbouBenAdhem ,

Vance, continuing his jocular jabbing, said he’d be more than willing to debate Harris on Aug. 13 “if she’d like to do a debate with me.” That was a matchup scheduled before Biden stepped down, meaning it would have put Vance and Harris on the same stage as vice presidential rivals.

Actually, I think it would be good to change the standard routine of having the VP candidates debate each other, to having them debate the opposing presidential candidates. Then we’d get to see the top-ticket candidates debate two opponents each, instead of just each other.

Hellinabucket ,

She should challenge him to show up in September to NBC

protist , (edited )

It’s not unheard of during a general election campaign for opposing candidates to cross paths as they travel, especially given the compressed map that limits much of the campaign activity to a relative few states that will determine the Electoral College winner.

But also, what exactly is the AP doing here? The Trump campaign purposefully scheduled JD Vance to follow Harris to all these places after she released her schedule. They’re not just “crossing paths as they travel,” he’s literally following her

PS What is Trump even doing this week? Is Vance campaigning alone now?

Transporter_Room_3 ,
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If you’re poor, or non-white, they call that “stalking”

Freefall ,

That poor guy…why schedule the scrub newbie to go on stage after the major blowout headliner? Must be Vance’s punishment for sucking. Gonna be fun when Kamala starts posting up the comparison of each event he follows to hers. HAHAHAHA

and yeah, I get trump’s “strategy”, but he is using checkers in a chess game and expecting the same plays to work.

Uncreative, boring, poorly thought out. Weird ancient strats in a modern battlefield. Weak.

brbposting ,

Vance, continuing his jocular jabbing

Is that some new type of sectional I’ve never heard of?

TexasDrunk ,

You keep him the hell away from my new Ashley Jocular.

homesweethomeMrL ,

What the fuck is wrong with that guy

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He’s weird.

FiremanEdsRevenge ,

He fucks couches.

comador ,
@comador@lemmy.world avatar

While searching for Dolphin porn fetishes.

MeekerThanBeaker ,

That’s sick and gross and weird. What kind of websites have those type of videos and/or pics? What are the addresses to those sites? I want to make sure I never click on them.

tiefling ,

Here you go

ChicoSuave ,

He’s a sad weirdo who is jealous of the free time and money being childless allows.

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Who also hates his children.

Why else would he stay silent when Dementia Donny was trying to mock a biracial woman?

Quill7513 ,

He’s weird

octopus_ink ,

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again. Of all the Republican weirdness in recent years, I truly don’t understand why they seem to have made a conscious decision to become the biggest-asshole-in-the-room party.

4am ,

In recent years? brother they’ve been the “biggest asshole in the room” party since at least Nixon; they just have to keep outdoing themselves

octopus_ink ,

I mean yes, but this feels intentional.

xenoclast ,

They’re paying the price for all their education funding cuts.

Nixon was scummy and a little bit too evil… but he was well educated and wasn’t dumb

merc ,

It used to be that those guys were on the fringes of the party. Nixon was a crook, but he established the EPA and OSHA. That was just a normal thing for a Republican to do in the 1970s.

The GOP is a big tent party, and so they’ve always had room for the extreme right wing. These days, the tent is getting smaller, and unless you’re an out-and-out fascist you’re not really welcome. Unfortunately, half the country feels a stronger tie to that party than to their country, so they’re squeezing into that smaller tent.

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Because it works. Acting like a childish bully still gets the adoration from the “peaked in high school” MAGA voter base.

Cheems ,
@Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

They represent people that are also actively trying to be the biggest assholes in the room

secundnature ,

That’s pretty weird.

DeepThought42 ,

Yes, very weird.

scytale ,

Probably wanted to cop a feel on those high-end cushioned seats on an AF1 plane.

teft ,
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

They should spray the furniture down in case he had his way with anything. Also check for bugs because I wouldn’t put it past those jackasses to try and spy on the VP.

Mouselemming ,

They should treat it exactly as if the Kremlin had sent agents in.

catbum ,

When you said “check for [spy] bugs,” I first thought you meant literal insecty bugs, and that made plenty of rational sense to me, because who wouldn’t come back with even more potent insecticide to douse those couches, maybe some Super-Potent Fabric-Penetrable Bug Annihilator, one formulated for Previously Penetrated Couches, in order to kill the very particular kinds of creepy crawly bugs that JD seems like he carries around on his creepy crawly body.

You know, I’ve been thinking … There’s gotta be another layer of complexity in all that projection vectored through his hating on “childless cat ladies” nonsense, other than the obvious “I’m scared of happily independent women” business.

Fleas. I’m thinking he has fleas. JD Vance has fleas. You know, because something, something, cats.

Bed bugs would also make sense. Him fucking furniture and all. Bed bugs are, after all, the herpes of the craft couch-coitus world.

Rhaedas ,

Vance, continuing his jocular jabbing, said he’d be more than willing to debate Harris on Aug. 13 “if she’d like to do a debate with me.” That was a matchup scheduled before Biden stepped down, meaning it would have put Vance and Harris on the same stage as vice presidential rivals.

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FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not that I think she should, but she would slap him down so hard. She’s a former district attorney. He… co-wrote a book which was full of lies.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So you’re telling me the Secret Service learned nothing from a couple of weeks ago.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

My guess is that they combined security envelopes to prevent mistakes happening from bad communication and overlapping containment.

The planes were on the same tarmac, which was probably locked down tight- though as one of the protected persons he had access.

I find it funny this limp chode thinks he’d do better debating Harris over Walz.

Proverbially speaking, Walz would feed him through a wood chipper. Harris would feed him through a wood chipper feeding a mulch spreader and then set the field on fire just to be sure.

‘Course, he could be trying to take one for the team. You know, keep her away from the pedophile rapist.

N0body ,

“I want to talk to people who have no interest in talking to me, so I’m going to hang out by their vehicle for a while,” said definitely not creepy and stalkerish JD Vance.

TransplantedSconie ,

USSS Agent A:

Sir we have a Couch Fucker Situation.

USSS Agent B:

Jesus Christ, that weird bastard again?

Agent A:

sighs Yes. He’s walking towards the plane with his chest puffed out. Is he supposed to be doing this? They know they have the Service trainees and the normal agents hate them, right? He’s literally out in the open on a wide open tarmac walking towards an empty plane putting himself and the agents at risk.

Agent B:

I should have retired and not have to deal with this namby pamby bullshit. I’ll go down and deal with his stupidity.

Omegamanthethird ,
@Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world avatar

Weird little brother energy.

BradleyUffner ,

He was just checking out the upholstery situation on Air Force 2.

wabafee ,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Couch connoisseur

Cadeillac ,
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

Almost as awkward as his conversation with Mamaw. If only he would’ve learned from her

“I’ll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay. I was eight or nine, maybe younger, and I stumbled upon a broadcast by some fire-and-brimstone preacher. The man spoke about the evils of homosexuals, how they had infiltrated our society, and how they were all destined for hell absent some serious repenting. At the time, the only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women. This described me perfectly: I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill. Oh no, I’m going to hell.”

When he brought up the issue with his grandmother — known to Vance as “Mamaw” — she replied bluntly: “Don’t be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you’re gay?”

When Vance explained his reasoning, she laughed.

“JD, do you want to suck dicks?” she said, according to the book.

The young Vance, apparently “flabbergasted,” said: “Of course not!”

“Then you’re not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay,” she replied. “God would still love you.”

eestileib ,

There are gay men who don’t like sucking dicks too, meemaw.

Just like there are straight women who don’t like it.

TheOctonaut ,

Mamaw was a hound for it. And that’s okay, JD!

Captainvaqina ,

Mamaw is just Great Gam Gam spelled backwards.

Cadeillac ,
@Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

She was doing her best

Lon3star ,

Fucking weirdo

cabron_offsets ,

Does it have a couch?

freebread ,

Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat

WindyRebel ,

Thankfully Kamala was in Reno with the vitamin D

eestileib ,

Trump has a cocaine nose job,

Vance has a stain on his shirt

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