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Funny that they have this as a rule:

4- No Zionism or Hasbara apologia of any kind. We stand with Palestine 🇵🇸 . Zionists will be banned on sight.

and then can’t see the irony of banning china criticism.

NBC News: After X post about Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker, Missouri AG demands documents from Kansas City mayor (www.nbcnews.com)

The attorney general of Missouri is demanding information about the circumstances of a post shared on the X social media platform by the official city of Kansas City account that stated Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker’s city of residence....

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Gotta clutch those pearls.

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My left or your left?

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Also known as a gosling.

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I have a Balmer Peak when golfing. Three beers in and i’m a scratch golfer. 4 and I’m Happy Gilmore on his first outing.

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“The culture in the military, when it comes to Palestinians, is that they are only targets. They are not human beings. This is how the military teaches you to behave.”

You would think jewish people, if anyone, would understand the problems that come with the dehumanization of a people.

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Absolutely. 1:1 swap even so it’s odd that their dish failed.

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It’s a quote from The IT Crowd.

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Aspis

How dare you

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The cop clung to the car as the golfer drove ten yards. I’m guessing that is the “assault” against the cop.

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Sucks to suck. Maybe he should have considered the consequences of his actions prior to doing said actions.

Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive?

Completely random stoned hypothetical. Lets day im old as fuck and I decide I’m ready and done. Could I have the same postmortem autopsy done on me while I’m still alive? Like give me a ton of drugs and let me watch myself get dissected as my final moments. I understand there is a legal and possibly moral concern, but is it...

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Depends on the surgeon i would say. I would bet that there are other Joseph Mengele’s hiding in the world. He just needs to find some sociopath that is also a doctor.

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Ironic a bootlicker like you would choose a revered individual like Cincinnatus as your handle.

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Maybe i should start a medium form video hosting site…

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22 minute videos…we’ve just reinvented broadcast television.

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That’s marketing gold right there.

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Shadowbans help prevent bot activity by preventing a bot from knowing if what they posted was actually posted. Similar to vote obfuscation. It wastes bot’s time so it’s a good thing.

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Don’t post shit that gets you shadowbanned. Problem solved.

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Don’t hang out in spaces that don’t align with your beliefs.

I was on reddit for 15 years and never caught a ban and I’m not exactly a demure person. If you go to an anti vax thread (this is an example since i know nothing of armenia) and post stuff about vaccination, even it’s 100% factual, it’s not surprising when you catch a ban.

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I’ve seen reddit accounts who regularly posted comments for months all at +1 vote and never received any response or reply at all because nobody had ever seen their comments.

Then how did you see them?

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Duck duck go. I switched a year ago and haven’t missed google at all.

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I think you have the facts slightly wrong. According to wikipedia Daniel Perry, the man being pardoned, was at the time an active duty army sergeant. Garrett Foster, who he murdered, was an Air Force veteran.

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the laws were inherently flawed.

Example A: Demerzel

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Technically R Daneel Olivaw wasn’t a dictator. Just a shadowy hand that guides.

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It’s a military floating pier so a few days tops.

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For my first assignment, I had to compose 20 dialogs involving sex in public places—10 at the beach, five inside a car, and five in a forest or garden. There was a list of particular sex acts I had to include, as well as a stricture that I refrain from using emoji in more than 30 percent of lines. I had only 48 hours to complete the task.

Man, the latest season of Taskmaster is crazy.

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it’s supposed to be like 2 or 3 servings.

That’s so the sodium content seems reasonable.

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This is the guy you have to fight to become first chair tuba.

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How does a 22 year old jewish kid love Trump? Trump has a history of antisemitic comments and actions as well as being a big friend of white supremacists.

Some people really aren’t thinking critically.

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Yes, how do you think fast fashion functions? You can’t have dirt cheap clothing without exploiting someone.

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the whole planet has a bit of a heart beat.

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Turn off bots in your profile and then ban the two or three bots that aren’t marked as bots and your feed will improve immensely. I forget that there even are bots on this site until someone mentions it in a comment.

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And then you have that one guy that rotates his monitor using this.

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Same in colombia. The price advertised is the price you pay. No need to calculate the tax in your head in the grocery store, just add everything and you’re golden.

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Just like the human eye can only register 60fps and no more, your computer can only register 4gb of RAM and no more. Anything more than that is just marketing.

Fucking /S since you clowns can’t tell.

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Sorry I forgot to put my giant /s.

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Are your eyeballs progressive scan or interlaced, son?

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What type of holsters are these jokers using? Any normal cop holster should have a 2 or 3 distinct hand motions to unholster their gun. That means pushing it down and twisting or something to that effect. You shouldn’t be able to just lift a cops gun out of his holster, for good reason.

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Unlocking core memories with that cd key.

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When i first moved to colombia I would always laugh in the bread aisle when i saw this brand.

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What about lead vs obsidian?

Check and mate, music nerds.

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Probably the younger folks went to short form video sites like tiktok. That seems to be their jam.

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Classic honeypot.

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Voyager 1 has been in interstellar space since 2012.

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If you don’t know how to rescue a drowning person you put yourself in tremendous risk if you attempt to save someone. A drowning person will claw at anything to try and remain above water and that usually means the rescuer is going under with them thereby drowning them both.

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Probably nickel and/or salts of barium. Copper burns blue as a pyrotechnic colorant.

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You can hotlink gifs. Don’t upload them since it will load them in the video player. It you use

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that will hotlink the gif.

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