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Waldowal , in Teen pizza delivery driver shot at multiple times after parking in the wrong driveway
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“So there I was, watching Fox News on one TV, NewsMax on another, dick in hand of course - I’m an alpha you see. And I see this dude trying to steal my freedoms. I ran after him, and I heard him say something woke. It was either “Sorry - wrong house” or “I want to rape your wife and abort the baby”. I couldn’t tell which. Of course I had my blue steel beauty in the hand I wasnt using to rub one out - so I started blasting…”

acockworkorange ,

It’s amazing he managed to wank, hold the gun, and drink a gallon of Pabst Blue Ribbon with only two hands.

FilterItOut ,

That’s what the beer hat is for.

Dagwood222 , in Rudy Guliani Blows Past the $43,000 Budget He Committed to in Bankruptcy Proceedings

Giuliani was famous for going after homeless beggars when he was NYC mayor.

He was a bully and a thug and no humiliation is enough for him.

SlightlyAut ,

He cleaned up NYC. Look at it now, a complete hellhole.

Nation

cooljacob204 ,

You forget a /s ?

Stovetop ,

4 hour old account, just a run of the mill troll.

KevonLooney ,

For a second I thought he was making fun of Trump. Like Giuliani “cleaned it up” and Trump said it was a “hellhole”. They can’t get their facts straight.

Although I notice that it was a pretty good idea to buy property in that hellhole before it was “cleaned up”. Like it would have made you a ton of money.

Captainvaqina ,

You’re a sad little person. No friends, no life, just shit posting in defense of a verified traitor.

someguy3 , in Fox News takes down Hunter Biden ‘mock trial’ miniseries after lawsuit threat

What, wait they were doing a mock trial? Holy fucking shit.

They can’t do it for real, so they just make it up entirely! Holy. Fucking. Shit.

The depths of them making shit up is just unbelievable.

disguy_ovahea ,

“The people in this story are real. Their stories have been altered for the purpose of dramatization.”

someguy3 ,

for the purpose of dramatization defamation by proxy.

SeaJ ,

Were they going to get Judge Reinholt?

dustyData , in As bans spread, fluoride in drinking water divides communities across the US

The UK used the same argument to stop the addition of iodine to salt. “People already consume enough dietary iodine”. You know what happened? Thyroid diseases are on the rise in the UK again, slowly creeping back to early XX century levels.

kunaltyagi ,

Same with Switzerland

someguy3 ,

I think iodine is underappreciated. But also I think fewer and fewer people use the salt shaker because they eat so much processed food (which has salt that is not iodized). Then you’re down to milk and seafood. Milk gets it because they use iodine to sanitize the udders. So if you don’t drink milk and who eats seafood on most days. Solution to anyone reading: multivitamin.

affa ,

But also I think fewer and fewer people use the salt shaker because they eat so much processed food (which has salt that is not iodized).

This. I never add salt to my cooking because there’s already so much salt in everything.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , in Cracking down on pandemic aid fraud, DOJ claws back $1.4 billion and charges 3,500 people

This is not getting enough air time. All of the same MFs that cry about the Biden inflation were using PPP money to fuel luxury consumption and very few payroll amounts. Get them in jail.

Mastengwe , (edited ) in Boeing whistleblower found dead in US

Think hard on this. This is an aerospace tech company.

Now-

Remember that Trump, a piece of shit coward that’s staring down the barrel of multiple prison sentences and desperately needs to win an election that could be influenced by the outcome of a trial……

has the names and addresses of all the jurors in said trial.

Paddzr ,

What else does boeing do?.. It wouldn’t be military tech also? Like Apaches for example.

KoboldCoterie , in A third of Bumble's Texas workforce moved after state passed restrictive 'Heartbeat Act' abortion bill | TechCrunch
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I can’t help but feel like this is their endgame with these ridiculous laws. They’re making their states so unpalatable to reasonable people that all the reasonable people leave. Everyone who remains are either “the poors” who can’t afford to go (and who they work to disenfranchise as much as possible), or people who are just as far-right as they are, securing both their own seats and presidential election votes for their candidate.

SeaJ ,

That’s kind of how I see it, especially with the culture war garbage. Being hostile to the LGBTQ community can take out a couple percent of people that almost certainly vote democratic.

DdCno1 ,

It's not as certain as you might think. Ever heard of log cabin Republicans?

ultranaut ,

Log Cabin Republicans are a joke. It’s like 3 guys who share the same humiliation kink and an obsessive hatred of taxes.

SeaJ ,

I have. And they are a small minority of the LGBTQ community that Republicans have been more than happy to get rid of without much of an hit to their numbers.

restingboredface ,

Agreed. I’m interested how businesses will respond to problems like what Bumble has had. Losing that much of the workforce or seeing them all suddenly ask to go remote, switch offices etc is a huge disruption. Plus if it hasn’t already gotten hard for Texas-based businesses to find talent it will. At some point the state government will have to deal with businesses exiting the state.

dumples ,
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It feels like this might be the only thing that gets movements from Republicans. They seem to only care and businesses

BakerBagel ,

We’ll see how companies like Caterpillar feel about moving to Texas in a couple years when the Texas Legislature starts trying to bring back segregation.

thefartographer ,

Turn the whole place into post-tornado Waco? You’ve got a pretty decent point, Waco is full of wacko religious cults and is a pretty good model if you just want a bunch of educated idiots.

HaywardT ,

It takes a lot to actually take action. Many people will stay because this bad thing will most likely not apply to them. Change is hard and scary.

ChihuahuaOfDoom , in Georgia Senate passes bill banning American Library Association from state libraries

Apparently making material available to those who choose to seek it out is “shoving it down (the) throats” of people who wouldn’t step foot in a fucking library if they were bitten by a snake and the antidote was inside.

bobs_monkey ,

This is what boggles me about this whole library fiasco. The ones clamoring for book bans likely haven’t set foot near a library after flunking out of high school, much less can read or comprehend words bigger than those found in Dr Seuss books. Yet they’re basing political might on what they’ve heard these books are about, and how it lines up with what their local pastors and “news” sources shove up their ass. Zero first hand knowledge of the actual literature, just fear mongering that some random author is turning their kids gay and indoctrinating people against good Christian values.

This whole defunding of education really is cyclical and beginning to bear it’s ugly fruit.

partial_accumen ,

This is what boggles me about this whole library fiasco. The ones clamoring for book bans likely haven’t set foot near a library after flunking out of high school, much less can read or comprehend words bigger than those found in Dr Seuss books.

I think I see why they do this even though they’re stupid for doing so. It goes something like this:

“I don’t read books. Liberals read books. When kids read books they turn into liberals. So the solution to hurting liberals and ‘protecting’ our children is to get rid of books”

There are dozens of ways this is shortsighted behavior of conservatives, but being shortsighted is very on-brand with conservatives anyway.

Reverendender ,

I think you’ve hit the nail on the head.

floofloof OP ,

Yet they’re basing political might on what they’ve heard these books are about, and how it lines up with what their local pastors and “news” sources shove up their ass.

It’s characteristic of today’s right wing that they will follow their authority figures and would-be fascist dictators like sheep, while accusing everyone who disagrees or questions them of being mindless sheep.

doctortofu , (edited )
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These people only have one book (that most of them haven’t even read start to finish) and it’s enough for them - anything else is probably blasphemy, satanism and (worst of all) woke…

It’s just so sad and scary that even tough we now have access to sum total of human knowledge at our fingertips, and yet people like these, who would drag us all back to middle ages, still exist, and if anything become stronger and stronger…

FuglyDuck ,
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the antivenom found in libraries is a woke socialist trap that will give you autism and aids and turn you into that guy waving giant pride flags with both hands while wearing nothing but a jock strap and a rainbow mohawk.

(alright, now I want a rainbow mohawk. I promise to wear more than just a jockstrap though, nobody wants to see that.)

FlyingSquid ,
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I just want a regular mohawk. Stupid hair that’s both curly and wavy.

FuglyDuck ,
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IIRC from my highschool days. Elmers glue.

*this advice is not predicated on actual first hand knowledge. Just from some friends who liked liberty spikes.

FlyingSquid ,
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That takes me back. A friend of mine back in high school came downtown with his head in a giant 2-foot spike straight up. I asked him how he did it and he replied, “Elmer’s Glue.”

But I don’t know that I’d want to put it in my hair every day after I showered yesterday’s off.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

the good news is that Elmer’s white glue (PVA) is pretty much as unoffensive as glue gets.

I wouldn’t recommend gorilla glue… but then I saw that video…

FlyingSquid ,
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Yeah, it’s not damaging or anything. It would just be annoying to put it in my hair every day.

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

Elmers gel glue worked well.

thesystemisdown , in Minneapolis mayor calls remote workers ‘losers’ who sit at home with a ‘nasty cat blanket, diddling on their laptop’

Insulting a key demographic of your constituency in a ranked choice system is an interesting strategy.

SeaJ OP ,

Yeah but businesses are probably paying him more.

RamblingPanda ,

But voting less

skulblaka ,
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Your local businesses have more voting power than you do, by a long shot.

RamblingPanda ,

Nah. My vote gets them into office, their money decides how they fuck me over.

Davel23 , in Florida man bludgeons father to death after learning he got 'the vaccine:' Investigators | WCHS

Somebody tell this guy that Trump got the vaccine.

SendMePhotos ,

Your facts wouldn’t matter. Even if peer reviewed, posted online, and signed by Trump himself.

nvvp ,

It was one of the few times his people booed him. Anti-vaccine hysteria is the only thing more powerful in right wing circles than Trump himself.

rusticus ,

Can we run the anti-vax in the primaries?

azimir , in Over 7,000 students see their lunch debts wiped after $1 million donation

Georgia apparently would rather put 10 year olds into debt than feed children. It’s the best they can do as Christians.

afraid_of_zombies ,

It is biblical. Charity to people like Paul was freely given out of love vs welfare-taxation system we have now.

Of course a good person who was a Christian could reason out

“Paul was in Rome so he must have seen the free donations of food given by the emperor to the city’s poor but didn’t comment on it. Which meant that when he talks about charity he is talking about a supplement, yes a supplement not a first response, to actual effective large scale operations. I should be happy with both. A good government that works hard that I add too. Not a bad government I helped create and stick a bandaid on by throwing a twenty in the collection plate”.

A pity this doesn’t seem to occur to them. Despite the theological wiggle room.

KoboldCoterie , in Judge orders Starbucks to rehire, give backpay to fired Colorado union leader
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I’m sure she’s going to have an excellent working environment and management that really appreciates her.

Ghostalmedia ,
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Yeah, but good on her for fighting back.

I’ve been in a similar position, and can attest to it being something that takes a toll on your energy, mood, and health. The fact that she went to court and is going back is impressive as fuck.

Couldbealeotard ,
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Some times being the martyr is genuinely useful. She made an achievement, and she isn’t obligated to stay afterwards. She could have just moved on without fighting for justice.

ReiRose ,

She only has to work one day to get her backpay

FlyingSquid , in [US] Texas AG Threatens Seattle Hospital With Jail Unless It Provides Trans Patient Data
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This case promises to be extraordinarily complex.

It really shouldn’t be complex at all. It should be extremely simple: Is Seattle within the jurisdiction of the Texas AG or not?

jonne ,

I guess the issue is that they have to convince a Texas court of that, instead of some kind of reasonable judge.

FlyingSquid ,
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Until it gets kicked up to federal court, at which point a judge will laugh Texas out of the courtroom. This is a huge waste of time that will achieve nothing.

Tom_Hanx_Hail_Satan ,
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“This is a huge waste of time that will achieve nothing.”

That’s the GOPs entire platform.

FlyingSquid ,
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Sadly true.

postmateDumbass ,

Obfuscate, obstruct, oppress.

billwashere ,

I hate how true this is

Cqrd ,

And then it goes to the Supreme Court, where a majority of the justices have already been bought and paid for well in advance

FlyingSquid ,
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I doubt the Supreme Court would go for this since it would also mean that the Washington AG could demand something from a Texas hospital. Or any state from any other state. It’s because they’re bought and paid for that they wouldn’t do something that would jeopardize their own paymasters’ positions like that.

MNByChoice ,

Yup. Liberal states are tired of this shit and will use the precedent

PopMyCop ,

Bah. That’s the one thing that always seems to never happen. ‘Civilized’ places always seem to take the high road and never hit back.

chiliedogg ,

They’re crazy, but even they won’t fuck with interstate commerce.

chaogomu ,

Texas is under the 5th circuit.

Judges there are often just as insane as their lower court brethren. Fully by design.

ultranaut ,

It’s achieves political objectives for the Texas AG.

chocosoldier ,

the fact of trans people being involved has the effect of making anything complicated, apparently. It’s just sooooo complicated to checks notes allow us the same rights and protections as anyone else. But oh hey someone’s building a database of trans people while passing a bunch of anti-trans legislation? Hold on now it’s complicated he may have a point.

FlyingSquid ,
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And, of course, it’s only trans people for now. If they can build a database of people getting gender-affirming care, they can build a database of people getting any other sort of medical care. For example, care for HIV or sickle cell anemia or Tay Sachs. And then there’s the ability to make a database of women getting legal abortions, certain forms of birth control or IVF treatments. Awfully convenient way to keep track of ‘problem’ members of society, isn’t it?

IamSparticles ,

The confederate states split from the union because they wanted the federal government to force free states to return escaped slaves, effectively enforcing the laws of one state on the residents of another. We are reenacting the events that led to the first Civil War.

jennwiththesea OP ,
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This is spot on. This hadn’t even occurred to me.

Rapidcreek , in A woman who had a miscarriage is now charged with abusing a corpse as stricter abortion laws play out nationwide

This is what the “pro-life” movement is all about. Punishing women

PhlubbaDubba , in Woman punches Husband to death for not taking her to Dubai on Birthday

Why do people even want to go to Dubai of all places?

There’s literally nothing there you can’t find somewhere that isn’t also in the middle of a god forsaken desert and built by slave labor.

2fat4that ,
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Sex tourism.

Meowoem ,

But that’s everywhere, why do there for it?

afraid_of_zombies ,

Maybe it is better regulated? Like she isn’t going to get your phone number and attempt to blackmail you later?

PhlubbaDubba ,

Hwæt?

What sort of sex tourism is there in Dubai‽

Repressed women who think letting you see their eyes is a strip tease?

2fat4that ,
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macrocephalic ,

That’s only for the Poor’s.

Diprount_Tomato ,
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Sex tourism in fucking Arabia?

dylanTheDeveloper ,
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I don’t need a tour for sex

lemick24 ,

That’s also Vegas but with mafia instead of slaves

XTornado ,

But you can at least have drinks and shows and…idk…

elbarto777 ,

Strippers.

MonkderZweite ,

Why do people even want to go to Dubai of all places?

Brainwashing. My dad was with a group on vacation there (all 50+). We had a hard time convincing him that not everything is as great as they say there and that they left a lot of unsavory details out.

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