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No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Just like the prohibition was for alcohol consumption.

Old problems need old solutions.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Some dick and balls from Lago di Garda in Italy https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/71eb77d2-8953-4bb3-8af0-406b4671c76f.jpeg

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

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No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

tinyurl.com/WutangforeverNYC

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

It takes time for the tiny url redirect but does work

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

There’s no scenario where the excess of a state deporting eleven million immigrants without status and a couple of million more in temporary protection will lead to a better GDP.

Removing about 4 percent of the population mostly in working age with their families is unthinkable and absolutely abhorrent. If you’re voting for this please help me understand because I don’t have idea of how did you get there.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Ask ask the teenagers ending school in Florida wearing sweatshirt and a hoodie like if they live in Norway

After the only hospital in town closed, a North Carolina city directs its ire at politicians (apnews.com)

Weeds have punctured through the vacant parking lot of Martin General Hospital’s emergency room. A makeshift blue tarp covering the hospital’s sign is worn down from flapping in the wind. The hospital doors are locked, many in this county of 22,000 fear permanently....

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Face eating leopard eats faces. More news at 11.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Let me introduce you to the “Jewish space lasers” theory of Marjorie Taylor Green.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

They did surgery on a corn kernel

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Headphone jack. I do remember when you could charge the phone and listen to music with wires. Wired headphones don’t need batteries.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

What’s next count total number of crumbs?

Because these bars are. Always full of crumbs

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Well, you can touch it if you go at night, so there is an option

Americans are choking on surging fast-food prices. "I can't justify the expense," one customer says (www.cbsnews.com)

Kevin Roberts remembers when he could get a bacon cheeseburger, fries and a drink from Five Guys for $10. But that was years ago. When the Virginia high school teacher recently visited the fast-food chain, the food alone without a beverage cost double that amount....

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Do not tip the delivery boy 🤌🤌

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

You had my attention but now you have my interest

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

But you haven’t even send thoughts and prayers dude, start there

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

All. For it if they owe taxes, just have to pay them. When I don’t is fines and audits, when they down, is settlements and extra time for evidence.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Unfortunately he’s not as smart as Elon.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Or raping

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

According to that teal light.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

I’m not sure I should believe a press release saying Maduro is the president when everyone knows is a dictator, playing outside de rules for elections, rule of law, narcotic alliances and money laundering.

Hell, that MF might not even be Venezuelan, no one ever has proven without a a doubt he’s of Venezuelan origin.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , (edited )

Great username. On this event where “everything is suspiciously right” and you’re waiting for the other shoe to drop is a form of anxiety.

As it happens in the world that affects the mind, if you’re up does not mean someone somewhere else is down because is not a zero sum event, we can be up, and down at the same time for different reasons. This reminds me of the tale of two cities where 'it was the best of times it was the worst of times" sets the dichotomy of our existence.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , (edited )

I think he’s explaining Florida merges where the oncoming ramp is about 35 degrees from the HWY, where turning up and back is too far and the rear view mirror will show you the ramp, not oncoming traffic until you’re in a 100ft merge lane.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Yes, that’s one issue. The other is a merging lane entering a HWY is not parallel to the HWY Making rear view mirrors look at the road behind and not at the HWY where one’s merging

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston , (edited )

Have the Pentagon pass a fucking audit and withold money if they don’t and is fixed in a year.

Failing five in a row is not a joke. Just tell this to your friends when they come talking about Trump and don’t see the big picture.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

People with “hot link in bio” and all that jazz

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Beans mate.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

This is not getting enough air time. All of the same MFs that cry about the Biden inflation were using PPP money to fuel luxury consumption and very few payroll amounts. Get them in jail.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

My cousin in the Schengen area got breast cancer and went off to get treatment with 80% of her salary. After the first rounds feeling much better asked the social worker to go back and the answer was, not until you get to the last round and get medical clearance.
Try that in the US.
That shit radicalized me.

Bone conduction headphones?

I just recently learned that this is a thing that exists. I’ve had a couple audiology tests that use these weird headphones with firm rubber balls where normally expect to see the speakers; the rubber balls sit on your temporal bone, and there’s a metal bar the wraps around your head connecting them and giving them pressure...

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Thanks for the update the After shocks died to me when the last pair fail on the left side 3 times after replacements. Usually lasted a year or so, but the last pair died so soon it felt wrong. Went to a Chinese no brand thing on $30 that I can replace without thinking about the tag while trying to find a good one.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

“in months to come”.

Years are composed of months and all months not elapsed are to come. So I call it now, won’t be on Yahoo news ever.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Bold of you to assume that the coral basin of Florida an Louisiana would not let water bubble up from the soil as it rises.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

House of cards is one that has grown into me for the emotional content. Love weird fishes /arpeggio and all the others but that one is the one from in rainbows that I like a lot this season.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Then listen to the Smile, from Tom Yorke.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Oh no, big invisible guy in the sky will be upset!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/52116fd5-cf51-4c52-91b1-5ec2da807960.gif

Teacher who resigned after her OnlyFans page was discovered says new employer fired her for violating social media policy (www.kbtx.com)

Had to supplement her $42,000 per year teacher salary with OF and made nearly $1 million in six months (almost 50 times as her salary) before the school caught wind of it and forced her to resign. Got a new job out of education and was fired five days later when they discovered news articles about her....

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

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No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Like literally chubb dogded a bullet lending this money earlier rather than having to be available for the next big payout. If you ask me is a small price to pay for salvation

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Like the Alexander Navalny tower, formerly named Trump tower.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Oh, but don’t tell them about the house insurance rates, that’s a problem for their constituency, not them.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Only if they repent when caught, otherwise no. I mean no constriction or repentment.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9b1e7525-696e-42b5-bea8-afca3df36b84.jpeg

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

“shot himself”… A day earlier, as he had a deposition against Boeing.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

He did it to have these Nibbas keep his name outta his mouth and here we are.

What is a gender neutral replacement for man, guys, buddy, etc?

So I’ve realized that in conversations I’ll use traditional terms for men as general terms for all genders, both singularly and for groups. I always mean it well, but I’ve been thinking that it’s not as inclusive to women/trans people....

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Our tovarich

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

You absolute fools, shameless buffoons, the Watch and the 5 watt laser pointer are the only perfect combination.

With this combination could have created the greatest army to rule the seas, commercial ships, spices and war, bring anyone do their knees with a single flash of this ray.

Put fear in to the souls of millions with this futuristic weapon and burn ships at a distance.

Illuminate the night sky as only gods can do. Become the alpha and omega, master of time and light, seas and commerce. Render the Dutch and Britain absolutely to shreds and raise a civilization based on Aegean culture from the Mediterranean with laws and different approach to puritanism and culture to power earlier, with science and mathematics for everyone.

Fuck, well live a different present, here’s why:

Wristwatch :

Solar Navigation: By knowing the exact time during the day, navigators could use the position of the sun in conjunction with an astrolabe (a device already in use during the Middle Ages for astronomical measurements) to determine their latitude. The watch would help in timing the sun’s zenith (its highest point in the sky), which occurs at local noon, allowing for a more accurate reading.

Star-based Navigation: At night, timekeeping would be essential for using the stars to navigate. The position of certain stars and constellations relative to the horizon changes predictably throughout the night. Knowing the exact time would allow navigators to calculate their latitude based on the altitude of known stars above the horizon.

Dead Reckoning: This is a method to estimate one’s current position based on a previously determined position, and advancing that position based upon known or estimated speeds over elapsed time, along with course directions. A precise timepiece would have significantly improved the accuracy of dead reckoning calculations by allowing sailors to keep track of time more accurately during their journey.

Longitude Problem: Although determining longitude (east-west position) remained a significant challenge until the development of the marine chronometer in the 18th century, a precise timekeeping device in the Middle Ages could have theoretically been the first step towards solving this problem. If navigators had a way to keep track of time accurately during their voyages, they could compare the local noon (when the sun is highest in the sky) to the time at a known location (like Greenwich, England). The difference in time would allow them to calculate how far east or west they had traveled.

Tide Predictions: Accurate timekeeping would aid in predicting tides, which was crucial for coastal navigation. Knowing the time of high and low tides could prevent ships from running aground and help in planning more efficient voyages.

The laser pointer:

Burn Materials: It can easily burn through various materials like paper, plastic, and wood with direct and sustained contact. It can also etch patterns or marks on surfaces

Visibility: The beam of a 5-watt laser can be extremely bright and visible, even over long distances.

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

Not if you can burn them with the 5W laser first

No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston ,

TL;DR: To navigate using an astrolabe and a watch, measure the sun’s altitude at local noon with the astrolabe. Adjust for the sun’s declination from an almanac. Your latitude is roughly the corrected sun altitude. For longitude, compare local noon to the reference time on your watch; every hour difference equals 15 degrees of longitude. This method involves basic trigonometry for calculating angles and positions but is quite approximate and not highly accurate for longitude.

This allows to navigate beyond the horizon from the coast so you can travel overseas and beyond where other people has been on a ship without following the coast.

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