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JustZ , in Giuliani struggling under massive legal bills after defending Trump
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Wonder what the Russians have on him. Must be good to make him try and stand in front of a freight train.

ladicius ,

My theory: CP, like trumps piss video - the piss was not the problem but the age of the pissers was.

Tixtol ,

That Borat movie showed us he likes the very young.

sin_free_for_00_days ,

That was so gross.

Unaware7013 ,

Probably a lot of dirt from helping them take down the Italian mob of New York so the Russian mob could take over.

JustZ ,
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You know I was just thinking, that’s sort of exactly what happened.

SubArcticTundra ,
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Is there anywhere good I can read about this?

Unaware7013 ,

here's a Newsweek article on it that I skimmed the first few paragraphs of. Google likely has more info that I'm too lazy to dig out at the moment.

Dagwood222 ,

Never ascribe to malice what can be explained by stupidity.

Buddahriffic ,

“Just keep giving them the benefit of the doubt!”

Dagwood222 ,

I was going to say ‘Would a Russian handler let Rudy do a presser at ‘Four Seasons Lawn Care,’ next to the porn palace?’

Then I remembered this Bugs Bunny cartoon.

youtu.be/LSNTjX_g9a4

RaoulDook ,

Some of the other stuff that has come out recently (and the Borat sequel hotel scene) make it look like Ghouliani is a rapist or a diddler / both

Would not be shocked if the russians have diddler dirt on him

JustZ ,
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Probable. Russian friends in NYC probably provided girls to him and covertly filmed it. I wonder if we will ever know for sure.

utopianfiat , in Sex in self-driving cars: Passengers are reportedly hooking up in San Francisco's driverless taxis

Amtrak gives you room and privacy. Fuck cars, build more trains.

FilthyHands ,

Train good. Car bad.

cloaker ,

Unironically yes.

utopianfiat ,

So true bestie

sik0fewl ,

Fuck cars... in trains?

utopianfiat ,

Brings a whole new dimension to Amtrak® Autotrain™ services.

FlyingSquid ,
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Train cars are a lot more expensive.

And a lot of places not especially accessible. The nearest Amtrak station is a 70-minute drive away for me. I’m married, but if that was what I had to resort to to have sex, fuck it, I’m becoming a monk.

utopianfiat ,

I agree, we should make trains cheaper and more accessible

FlyingSquid ,
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Good luck with getting the government to agree.

lagomorphlecture , in Pelosi says interim House speaker McHenry has ordered her to vacate her office in the Capitol building

If it’s the office with the shit on the desk she should let him have it…

Alchemy ,
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They would eat it if they thought a democrat may have to smell their breath.

Coasting0942 , in Pelosi says interim House speaker McHenry has ordered her to vacate her office in the Capitol building

It took me too long to realize that this wasn’t a shit post about the dead senator

Salamendacious OP ,
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I’ve been on the Internet for quite a while (especially if you count bbses) but I still don’t quite understand the intricacies of the shitpost.

CarbonatedPastaSauce , in Man accidentally shot child while officiating wedding near Lincoln, deputy says

The only reason his grandkid is still alive is because he wasn’t QUITE stupid enough to put live rounds in his ‘attention getter’. What a moron.

I’ve seen a guy shoot his daughter in the leg at a public outdoor range because he cleared a misfire in his handgun incorrectly. She lived, but goddamn. It only takes a second of inattention to kill someone and it happens all the time. These people do not treat firearms with respect. It’s not a fucking noisemaker or a penis replacement. It kills, instantly.

OhShitSon , (edited )

Which is why the rest of the world thinks it’s fucking insane how lax gun laws are in the US.

CarbonatedPastaSauce ,

And the rest of the world is right.

agent_flounder ,
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This is why, while I support recognizing the right to self defense, I do not support Constitutional carry. Something this dangerous should require regular safety training. I felt the same about driving.

chiliedogg ,

I live in Texas which is now permitless carry.

I still have a license to carry because I fucking should have one.

madcaesar ,

Permitless carry… That is just beyond batshit…

DragonTypeWyvern ,

State’s rights to make me never go near that shithole that fought for slavery twice and is proud about both times-

someone that likes guns and thinks we’ll need them sooner or later

TragicNotCute ,
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I just imagine the internal conversation that morning.

well I could bring a bell, or maybe even an air horn. I want to make sure I can control the group. I guess I could also raise my voice too.

OR…

madcaesar ,

Banjo music starts playing

HerbalGamer ,

Banjo player is shot accidentally

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Or was he?

afraid_of_zombies ,

See this kinda stuff is why I don’t own a real firearm. I grew up with guns in the house, went shooting with friends and my dad. I don’t need a way to accidentally kill someone around.

Salamendacious ,
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Blanks are not 100% safe either. A blank is what killed Brandon Lee on the set of the Crow back in the 90s.

CarbonatedPastaSauce ,

Sort of. He was actually killed by a bullet that had lodged in the barrel from a previous issue with the weapon. The blank just fired the bullet that was lodged in the barrel.

People have killed themselves with blanks though, usually screwing around pretending to commit suicide and then accidentally doing it. I remember reading about an actor that put pistol loaded with blanks up to his head and pulled the trigger. There’s enough gas force coming out the end to put a hole in you at that range.

TopRamenBinLaden ,

Yea, the only way a properly made blank can be dangerous is if the gun barrel is close enough for the ignited gasses to do damage from what I understand. So if you put the barrel right up against something, the gasses will push through and take a chunk with it.

GentlemanLoser ,

Sorta, yep! It happened in two parts - for one scene the gun had homemade cartridges with primer and and an actual bullet, but no gunpowder, so that the ammo looked real in close-ups of the gun. At some point that round was fired and the primer was enough to discharge the bullet, which lodged itself in the barrel.

Then, later on in another scene, they loaded the same gun with blanks full of powder and primer but no bullet, so when fired they’d get the usual bang and flash. Except, since there was a bullet lodged in the barrel, the blank round still had enough force to propel the bullet out the rest of the way and into Brandon Lee.

It happened in such a freaky way that it feels like there must be more to it, but just as likely human stupidity and bad luck.

Salamendacious ,
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I didn’t look up the actual incident so I wasn’t actually aware of that. What I was trying to say is that I think there’s this thought in a lot of people’s head’s that blanks are completely safe and they’re not. At close range or if there’s some debris in the barrel a blank can be dangerous.

GentlemanLoser ,

Oh I wasn’t challenging you, sorry - just wanted to tell the rest of the story. I agree with your take.

Salamendacious ,
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Oh I never took it that you were challenging me. I was a little amped up. I get pretty indignant whenever I see easily avoidable gun violence. People who leave their guns out for children to find, I’ve read about a guy who was showing off his new laser sight and shot his girlfriend’s child killed him or her (I can’t remember which), the stores feel endless. it really boils my blood. I appreciate that you gave me the details. I always thought it was a foreign object, like a pebble or something, that just happened to be in the barrel.

Currens_felis , in US agency sues Tesla as Black workers report “swastikas, threats, and nooses”

Looks like Tesla isn’t the progressive company some people pretended it is.

RvTV95XBeo ,

With such a progressive leader, how is this possible?

/s

BruceTwarzen ,

In such a progressive country

Destraight ,

Which people specifically told you that Tesla was a progressive company?

ahal ,

Green energy was practically synonymous with progressiveness when Tesla was first gaining popularity.

Destraight ,

That’s more of a well rounded statement than specifically naming people, but ok

sebinspace ,

My more naive and younger self honestly believed Tesla were a shining example of capitalism done right. Now the only thing I believe they’ve honestly done is show the commercial and technical viability of electric vehicles to the rest of the auto industry, who proceeded to curbstomp them with better build quality. At this point, if and when I can afford a Tesla, I’ll be looking to other manufacturers instead.

Porsche’s offerings look quite nice…

Jeanschyso , in Idaho Banned Abortion. Then It Turned Down Supports for Pregnancies and Births.

Funny how reality caught up to the memes… well… not funny, but you get it.

Mafflez ,

I’m waiting for the memes where people just start killing Republican officials.

Sir_Simon_Spamalot , in Pandas could be gone from America's zoos by the end of next year

Oh no…

Anyway

FlyingSquid , in 5 people were shot at Morgan State University and police have yet to locate a suspect, officials say
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Thank goodness no one died! I hope they catch the bastard.

Arigion , in 5 people were shot at Morgan State University and police have yet to locate a suspect, officials say

The problem here is crystal clear. It is not illegal to get shot by somebody. If getting shot would be illegal, there wouldn’t be so many victims. I mean how is it real freedom if I want to shoot in a mall or university and then these woke people steal my flying bullets with their bodies. That is not what God intended when He gave us guns. /s

NigelFrobisher , in Grimes sues Elon Musk over parental rights

Weird to think that she actually lived with Racist Uncle Elon for all those years before he gave up pretending and just had that as his public persona.

Custoslibera ,

She’s probably racist too.

FlyingSquid ,
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She’s definitely on his level.

thedailybeast.com/grimes-says-elon-musk-isnt-tran…

ChaoticEntropy ,
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That moment when you’re just trying to convince yourself.

Kolanaki , in Shouting at children can be as damaging as physical or sexual abuse, study says
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No wonder I’m so fucked up.

marker2002 ,

I want a big colorful name! How you do dat!?!

Kolanaki ,
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Unicode and emojis in the “display name” field.

FlyingSquid ,
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Nothing personal against you, it’s certainly my failing, but when I see a username like yours, my mind just goes “stuff” and thinks of you that way.

lustyargonian , in Shouting at children can be as damaging as physical or sexual abuse, study says

One benefit of shouting at your kids and generally dismissing their emotions is that you can enjoy your retirement without them anywhere near you and die alone.

aceshigh ,
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and you won’t understand how your action created the circumstance you’re in and you’ll complain to everyone about it.

burrito ,

I see you’ve spoken to my in-laws.

blazeknave ,

Hi mom!

RaivoKulli ,

Well that’s one way to get them to move out on their own I guess

Salamendacious , in Pennsylvania inmates sue over 'tortuous conditions' of solitary confinement
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I wish we saw prison as a process of preparing people to be productive members of society. Prisoners should at least have the opportunity to learn about making healthy decisions , what triggers anger, ways of controlling/dealing with anger, ways to combat substance abuse, and maybe some kind of skill so they have a chance at employment after release.

But no. We need to focus everything on punishment. The more inhumane the better. Then when you throw private for profit prisons into the mix now there’s an economic insensitive to treat prisoners horribly. (1) it’s cheaper & (2) it increases recidivism rates so that means more money for the shareholders.

crashoverride , in Man accidentally shot child while officiating wedding near Lincoln, deputy says

If there is anyone here who has cause to think that I should not have a gun, speak now or forever…BANG…oh shit, sorry kid!

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