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Sanctus , in Meh burger
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And its name is always like some suburbanite place: The Yard, Patio Patties, Culdesac Restaurant & Bar

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Either that or it sounds like they chose 2 Monopoly pieces at random

The Top Hat & Thimble

The Boot & Iron

The Wheelbarrow & Cannon

Vespair , in Meh burger

Facts. We have a burger place like this that people love for some reason, but I swear they most the mid-quality burgers for $20+. It’s crazy that people keep going there, imo.

Adkml ,

A few years ago I would immediatly leave if I saw a burger for more than $15 on a menu regardless of how many unnecessary toppings they had one it.

Now it costs more than that for a plain cheeseburger with a 6 Oz patty.

Idk how anybody is still eating out we can take the money we’d spend on a meal in a restaurant and cook something that’s better quality and we have leftovers for 2 days. The only benefits off eating out are to get cheap slop you would feel bad about cooking for yourself.

keepcarrot ,

I eat out or uber eat if I’m too exhausted to do cooking from work. Or if I tried to do a bulk cook and by day 2 of eating it my brain just says no. Apparently I will just starve instead of eating the same thing

ElHexo ,

Idk how anybody is still eating out

You make enough money that you wouldn’t really notice if you’re paying $15 or $50 for a burger, and you’re tired enough not to care anyway

Faydaikin ,
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People like to think they have refined taste, most do not.

And not just when it comes to food. But art and even basic decor and fashion as well.

It has a tendency to come down to “Is it expensive? Then It’s fancy”.

NineMileTower , in Meh burger

The beer menu is on a chalkboard all the way across the bar and you can’t see it.

lightnsfw ,

And they’re out of the good ones.

buh , in Meh burger
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I can already hear the stomp clap music

Wogi , in Meh burger

So the city I live in has a few of these and they’re some of the best burgers in town, for fairly reasonable prices.

There’s a fucking war on here for the best burger and I’m so happy for it. We don’t fuck around with burgers.

They’re so good and reasonably priced that the first time I saw this meme I was a little confused. Like yeah the aesthetic is kinda lame but that doesn’t change the food. Maybe the stools aren’t comfortable but like, there are regular tables. Like what’s the problem??

Then I went to another city.

My friends, I am so, so, sorry. You don’t deserve this. Good burgers aren’t hard, they’re really not. Just stay home, invest in a griddle. Even if it’s just a small one for your stove top, you can make better burgers at home. Make friends with a local butcher, he won’t steer you wrong. I don’t know what caused that trend but I know the only way to stop it is to stop going.

psivchaz ,

My city has both, and they’re decorated the same. I just wonder whether a really good burger place did this first and then crappy ones showed up to copy the decor and forgot to make the food good.

proper , in Meh burger
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“In-N-Eh”

Alexstarfire ,

Eh-n-Out sounds better.

ilovededyoupiggy , in Meh burger
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Sed Porttitor isn’t even that good, I dunno why they need it on their menu a half a dozen times.

dwemthy ,

You gotta try the Proin Ultrices

kibiz0r ,

At the risk of playing into the stereotype: But what about Ut Gravida?

tigeruppercut ,

Yeah but only the #2 dessert ut gravida is any good. The #2 ut gravida main dish is for suckers.

ShinkanTrain , in Meh burger

I’ll have the burger whose contents are stacked too high to eat comfortably and spill out when you try to bite it, please

Tar_alcaran ,

With a wooden stick in it half the height of the burger, if you could.

ShinkanTrain ,

The stick is so it doesn’t fall apart on the way to the table, after that it’s your responsibility

saltesc ,

And your choice of IPA, Hazy IPA, West Coast IPA, XPA, or lemon squeezed on ice and a dash of ginger ale.

LaGG_3 ,
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It comes out with a dull ass steak knife stabbed through the top

7bicycles ,

at the point where your cutlery becomes necessary to eat your burger unless you pig-trough it you have failed at making a burger

jlow ,

UK: Is there any other way?

ShimmeringKoi ,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

Sure thing, is an inch-thick slice of tomato okay or did you want thicker?

Landless2029 ,

Craziest Burger and shakes I’ve ever had were in Boston.

Boston Burger Company

Adding Portland to my list now.

Agent641 ,

I love BBC.

Havent heard of this place though, Ill check it out

superkret , (edited )

I also love BBC! Never been to Boston, though.

DJDarren ,

BBC is the best! I love their radio stations.

DJDarren ,

Burgers need to be wider, not taller.

When I’m the King I will mandate this.

ILikeTraaaains ,

You have my vote.

DJDarren ,

No one will vote for me, I’ll take the throne with sheer bloody force.

But I appreciate the sentiment.

Enkrod ,
rockkicker , in Meh burger
  • chef wearing black gloves
hOrni ,

And a beard.

psmgx ,

Described like half of all restaurants.

SendMePhotos , in Meh burger

I went to a place like this once. Had a bison burger (?) and it was avtually fucking delicious. The fries were just “fries” but they weren’t bad in any way. Above average in flavor and consistency.

I’m guessing most places like this are garbage and the one time I went, I got lucky.

zaph ,

Bison is worth the price tag for sure. These places only pretend to have that kind of power.

flamingo_pinyata ,

It just the generic “burger place“ design. I haven’t seen a burger restaurant that doesn’t look like this.

So it logically follows that all the bad ones will look like it

psmgx ,

Yeah the good burger places look mostly like this too. Or they did, and everyone copied it.

A lot of em make good burgers, too. Just not $35 with fries level good

ThirdWorldOrder ,

I hate $20 prices for burgers as much as the next warm blooded American but they are usually great. It’s a burger after all. That said it’s all about that bun!

I live in northern VA and all the burger and bbq joints look like this, mostly.

Carrolade ,

it’s all about that bun

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of culinary science…?

Everything else is just a really good sear and not overdoing the toppings too much. Don’t even need fancy beef, just 80/20 chuck can deliver top notch results.

deuleb_biezelbob ,
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Not in my opinion; for me its always the shabby looking shacks that have the best burgers. Mostly were the locals go

deuleb_biezelbob ,
@deuleb_biezelbob@programming.dev avatar

Oldschool ones

saigot ,

I lived near a bison farm for a while, bison meat is just amazing, much juicier than beef.

ricecake ,

Most of them are mediocre. Most burger places were mediocre, and then the American gastropub trend saw burgers being made nice as opposed to diner food or bar food. They could also charge more money because they were making nicer food.

Eventually a bunch of the mediocre places shifted to try to also be nice, but mostly just increased prices, changed decor, and started using the word aioli more than mayo. Oh, and pretzel buns on burgers that got taller without being bigger and are cumbersome to eat.

In the plus side, if you like a Swiss burger with a garlic aioli, a burger with a fried egg on it, or a burger with 2 pieces of bacon, a spicy BBQ sauce, and fried onion strings and you’re in the mood for some fries with bits of peel on them and a garlic Parmesan butter, then you know exactly what they’re going to put in from of you and exactly what it’ll taste like.

Mediocre. Not bad, but definitely not the best you’ve ever had.

FederatedSaint ,

Lol I was JUST showing this to my wife and adding, and they use “aioli” on everything haha

brbposting , in Fake sleep

Heh

<srs> I assume protocol here is to get the person medical attention (if they truly won’t wake up)

EherNicht , in Fake sleep

Me when I do not have to fake sleeping because I just need to take to subway for 5 minutes instead of taking the uber for 15. feeling of supremacy

timestatic , in HuMaN NatUrE!

Don’t you see the contradiction in your own meme? The clown says “we are born selfish” and then goes on to say “people are generous”. This in itself is a massive contradiction.

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

imagine lacking the brainpower to understand a 4 panel meme

mlc894 ,

Do you think that might have something to do with why he’s portrayed as a clown?

Nuke_the_whales , in laughing ass off at hacks

I kinda feel the same at times with 3d printing. I can make you rare parts or plastic piece for an appliance from scratch with my hands. I can make you a cosplay suit of armor from scratch out of foam and it’ll end up looking like iron man armour. Then a guy does the same thing in a printer and goes to me “I made this on my own” and I stare at him.

AstralPath ,

I kinda get you, but ultimately the design of the printed materials had to be created by someone. Creation is the key in all of this.

In this comparison, ideally that creator is the person printing the materials. There’s a disconnect if someone just downloaded the CAD files and printed it up then claimed 100% ownership of the creation credit.

I don’t see anything wrong with someone designing all the pieces in CAD, which is an artform in itself IMO, printing them and proudly wearing them. Its just a different tool. You use hand tools, they used digital tools.

0laura ,
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there’s also operating the machine. for some prints I’d argue actually getting the printer to print it is a bigger achievement than creating the design itself.

Skedule , in laughing ass off at hacks

Almost as bad as a banana taped to the wall.

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