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Furthermore, carving and stacking stones doesn’t take a genius.

You have been banned from r/freemasons.

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This is just a screenshot from the Seek app.

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I was skeptical of ligatures at first, too, it took me awhile to warm up to it. But yeah, love me some Fira Code now.

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Hell, I’d permanently lose interest in working for a measly $55 billion.

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Major League Eating, hailing him as “an American hero,”

No. Just no.

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Fair enough.

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OOBE will be a page that is very specifically crafted to make it sound as absolutely necessary, useful, and important as possible, in gushing flowery language, with a big giant Yes button and a tiny little No button in the bottom corner backed by five levels of “are you sure?” prompts.

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Mood

(crossposted from @internetfuneral https://lemmy.world/post/14597548)

ilovededyoupiggy ,
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Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

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The screenshots on steam jump from 2 to 4.

What happened to 3?!

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I knew I’d been playing too much GTA (would have been around the VC/SA days probably) when I was out driving one day, heard sirens, and looked up in the corner of my windshield to see if I had any stars.

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This is a photo from the TV show Friends, on which Ross and Phoebe were two of the six main characters.

ilovededyoupiggy ,
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Dean Gray - American Edit

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Yup, it’s most of Green Day’s American Idiot album, remixed up with all kinds of other songs. Fun stuff.

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrpOJGxlgJwIEs9i9a0UjN…

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Dear God… An Israeli-owned chemical company named Israel Chemicals Ltd is supplying chemicals to Israel? Who could have ever seen this coming?!

Could I get an autopsy done on myself while I'm alive?

Completely random stoned hypothetical. Lets day im old as fuck and I decide I’m ready and done. Could I have the same postmortem autopsy done on me while I’m still alive? Like give me a ton of drugs and let me watch myself get dissected as my final moments. I understand there is a legal and possibly moral concern, but is it...

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Highdeas.

ilovededyoupiggy ,
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Looks like a MegaMan boss.

ilovededyoupiggy ,
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Clearly that man’s tongs weren’t tongy enough. And now he’s got no one to blame but himself.

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It’s simple, really. When you were born, the government rented a million steam carpet cleaners in your name, which you can now use to pay off your credit card debt, by writing the serial number of one of the carpet cleaners in the “pay to the order of” section of your bill and mailing it to your landlord via a certified letter. However, this only works if the last two digits of the serial number are written in red ink, and if your landlord flies a gold fringed flag in the back of his pickup. Or, wait, maybe it’s if he doesn’t fly a gold fringed flag. I don’t remember. Anyway, if the judge has a large dog that sheds a lot, and thus has a strong need for a carpet cleaner of their own, they may choose to waive the red ink requirement, but this can also only occur if you have exactly 4 silver stars on your License To Travel, which is a document that you obtain from that sketchy tweaker who works at Kinkos. He will only print these on his lunch break, if his supervisor isn’t watching. Luckily, he also accepts payment in government-rented steam cleaners, though he’s not really very happy about that, because word got out and now he has like a hundred steam cleaners in his garage that he doesn’t know what to do with. So you have to make sure he doesn’t spell your name incorrectly out of spite. Note that spelling your name “incorrectly” is, in this case, actually spelling it correctly per your state-issued birth certificate, because you fucking told him to spell it in all caps and follow it up with “, LLC”, damnit Jimmy you’re going to get me arrested again, what the fuck, you stupid tweaker, can’t you do anything right?! I’ll get you your goddamn meth, just shut up and print the fucking thing like I told you to, Jimmy.

Hope that clears things up for you.

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He’s actually a Stan Lee character.

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With all the legs and fingery things, I feel like tardigrades would probably be better at playing the world’s smallest clarinet.

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Me have lot money. Him have lot money. Me get more money if him can’t get money no more. Money.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

ilovededyoupiggy ,
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So what you’re saying is we should let some billionaires try it first…

ilovededyoupiggy ,
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Play Integrity Fix magisk module fixes it. For now, anyway. I had PIF 15.1 previously and my RCS stopped working a few weeks ago. I just updated to 15.9.2 and now it’s working again. I imagine it’ll be a cat and mouse game like everything else having to do with rooted phones.

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I dunno. I changed nothing else at all, updated PIF, rebooted phone, opened Messages, and like, it was immediately in rcs mode. It even received a couple old messages that has apparently been waiting on it to finally connect. Certainly possible that it was something else, maybe updating PIF happened to flush a cache somewhere, I dunno. If it wasn’t PIF directly, it was either a huge coincidence or some other indirect side effect of updating, cuz that was the only thing I touched, and it magically fixed the problem for me. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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I have a Zenbook 13 (model UX331F), bought new right around the start of COVID. Installed Linux Mint maybe 6 months ago, audio works just fine, and I didn’t have to do anything special, it just worked right out of the box. I had tried Pop_OS before Mint and I don’t remember any audio issues there either.

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He said it was a family sized lasanyer. He didn’t say an entire family was going to eat it.

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So, like, I understand the binary one, I see what you did there and all. But a system where ☝️ means “2” is just wrong.

Also, what number is the shocker?

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This is why I scoff every time Google takes jabs at Apple about iMessage. Pot, meet kettle. Until I can use rcs with Textra, they got no room to talk

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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

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Rolls Royce judging by the suicide doors. Not sure which one.

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A lot > many > several > a few > a couple > acceptable number of loose screws keeping the flying metal tube intact.

So no, not quite a lot.

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I demand a recount! An audit! Another audit after the first one doesn’t find anything! A lawsuit challenging the recount! A lawsuit challenging the first lawsuit because it wasn’t challenging enough! Fake news, people, this election was stolen! Those six people were clearly dead, obvious voter fraud, anyone can see it!

DOJ: Ex-IRS employee who leaked Trump's tax returns intentionally got job to disclose records (www.usatoday.com)

A former Internal Revenue Service contractor, who leaked tax information about Donald Trump and other wealthy individuals to news organizations, got his job to intentionally to spread the confidential records, according to Justice Department prosecutors....

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Yup. Dude took one for the team.

ilovededyoupiggy ,
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Awful lot of strings that should have been integers. It is JavaScript, though, so I guess that tracks.

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I’ve made lamps from liquor bottles. Easier to drill a hole in the bottom than to cut off the whole top. Not quite candles but probably the same basic premise.

Fill them with something - I’ve done coffee beans, crushed glass, colored beads, empty bullet casings, etc. I do usually try to find bottles that don’t have labels at all, but if it’s got a label I leave it there. That’s part of the charm, I guess, if you want to call it that.

Find visually interesting bottles with visually interesting labels and see what you can come up with. My favorite so far have been the bullet casings in a Hotel Tango bourbon bottle (military/MRE themed, looks sorts like an army canteen) and a beach color gradient of crushed glass (sand/white/dark blue/light blue) in a Bumbu rum bottle (looks pirate-shippy).

Not everyone’s cup of tea, for sure, but for me it’s a fun little waste of time to put them together and to think of ideas for what kinds of fillers would go with what kind of bottles. And it’s done as a “give one lamp as a gift to someone who would like/appreciate it” kind of thing, like the Hotel Tango one was for someone who used to be in the Army. I don’t just fill my house with empty liquor bottle lamps as a monument to alcoholism or anything. That would be super weird.

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You are a sex panther. 60% of the time, you work every time.

ilovededyoupiggy ,
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It’s there, you have to swipe past the first picture up at the top.

ilovededyoupiggy ,
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I trust NANCHANGZHENGFUYUANGUOJIMAOYIYOUXIANGONGSI for all my dangerously illegal electrical needs!

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I went to school with my Superman pajamas underneath my regular clothes and specifically wore a button up shirt so that I could rip it open and be Superman. If it became necessary, y’know.

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Is it really money laundering when his (mom’s) face is on the money?

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Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.

Amazon lowers cost of health care plan for Prime members to $9 a month (www.cbsnews.com)

Amazon is lowering the cost of a One Medical membership for Amazon Prime subscribers, shaving $100 off the annual fee to $99 a year. The step is the latest effort by the e-commerce company to mesh its chain of doctor’s offices with its retail services....

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Post title matches the article headline. Headline says $9/month, article body says $99/year. In other words, buy 11 months, get one month free.

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Hi.

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Tide is 80% of peak right now… Tide is 60% of peak right now… Tide is 40% of peak right now…

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Ah, yeah, you’re right, I didn’t notice the hours label either. So yeah, percents don’t make sense. Good call.

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You know, you probably shouldn’t keep radioactive dimes in your pocket.

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Boost can mute instances as well.

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