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carl Bot , in Later virgins

@Track_Shovel That explains a lot.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m? Being insulted by a bot?

velox_vulnus ,

Bots have gained sentience, must nuke all data servers!

cheese_greater ,

Next thing you know they’ll be posing thru pieces of bread/toast

Lucidlethargy , in Also "parasite".

Hoarders don’t take things from others (not explicitly). So this term is too kind, and inaccurate.

They are stealing from us, folks. They’re fucking criminals.

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

I like “Robber Barrons”. I just wish it didn’t sound so cool.

rockerface ,

Following the people from another comment thread - oligarchs. It might sound post-Soviet and old-fashioned to some, but it is a rather apt description - the power of few, if you translate literally

Kowowow , in Also "parasite".

Normalise saying “fossil methane” instead of “natural gas”

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Just Methane will do, fossil methane implies there’s a better methane out there

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

On one hand, synthetic methane is set to be rather important in the medium term future. On the other hand, bio methane is probably the worse greenhouse product at the moment.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

I mean, if it’s methane but using another process to create it, it’s still methane, a very potent greenhouse gas, that’s so far hard to regulate and very easily leak unnoticed. It’s “better” than obtaining from oil, but still, it’s methane.

[insert methane is methane meme here]

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

Specifically synthetic methane will be efficiently burned, and much of it will be burned outside the atmosphere, so it’s hardly a greenhouse risk.

nonentity ,

I’ve been calling all fossil fuels ‘artisanal energy’. It will eventually become as practical as other handmade, small batch products.

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
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@naturalgasbad would have to change nickname

blarth , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I’m offering is the truth – nothing more, you piece of shit.

Nasan ,

Don’t think you are, know you are, you piece of shit.

MeDuViNoX , in Hey there both good
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PotatoesFall ,

for anybody else who has no idea what this is, it’s a Terraria mod

MeDuViNoX ,
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grue , in Later virgins

I was gonna comment “yeah, but Leibniz fucks!” but then I decided to fact-check myself.

“Leibniz never married, and his funeral was only attended by his personal secretary.”

…well, shit. The meme checks out!

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Hey maybe he was just too wild to be tied up.

grue ,

That’s possible, but if that were the case I’d expect there to be a bunch of illegitimate children at his funeral.

hakunawazo ,

At least there are tasty cookies named after him. That’s even better than scientific fame.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leibniz-Keks

grue ,

Inb4 the “[Choco] Leibniz — [Fig] Newton cookie controversy!”

RizzRustbolt ,

Well that confirms it then… Leibniz was ace.

BubbleMonkey , in Later virgins

They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men.

Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.

kautau ,

“Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”

BubbleMonkey ,

That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with……?

If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?

Or whatever.

Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life…

andrew_bidlaw ,

And many smart people aren’t great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.

BubbleMonkey ,

Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.

Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho… just sayin.

andrew_bidlaw ,

buy twitter

call it nutter

fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm

hakunawazo ,

Then the coconut would have a weird name now instead of his DNA copies.

stebo02 ,
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or maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too

CodexArcanum , (edited )

They say there are no asexuals in fox holes

Shard ,

African or European swallow?

Rhynoplaz ,

I don’t know thaaaaaahhhhhh!

son_named_bort ,

You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up

Dadifer ,

Wasn’t he fairly religious?

eldavi ,

so too are a lot of gay men

gdog05 , in I'm feeding both wolves fully and it's not enough

Inside every Texan is 30-50 feral hogs…

Donebrach , in Also "parasite".
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

Another facet (at least specifically in America) is to de-stigmatize discussing personal income among the working class. We’ve been melt-brained hard to think it’s as private and taboo as discussing one’s most deep and darkest sexual kinks when really it’s just a tool of the owners to keep workers indentured in the wage-slave economy.

explodicle ,

I’m doing my part! I’ve been bringing it up at lunch.

davel , in Also "parasite".
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Reporter: [REACTED]
Reason: Not a meme

Arguably true. Please post actual memes next time, OP.

SlothMama , in Hey there both good

Poor Starbound, forgotten to the ages…

Mango ,

Forgotten to the ‘it’s not as good’.

Sotuanduso , in Hey there both good

If you want to make cool things, you play Minecraft. If you want to do cool things, you play Terraria. In Minecraft, it’s all about gathering resources and building, and the combat is an obstacle on the way to that. In Terraria, it’s about combat, and you gather resources and reshape the world to help you fight bosses.

rockerface ,

Minecraft is primarily a sandbox game with RPG elements, and Terraria is primarily an RPG with sandbox elements

Sotuanduso ,

You ever think about how weird it is that RPG means two different genres of game depending on whether it’s a video game?

anas , in Hey there both good

…as opposed to what, exactly? I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone compare the two

Prunebutt ,

When Terraria came out, the first reaction some people had was “so, it’s just a minecraft knock-off, but lame, because it’s 2D?”

This endured about a millisecond until people noticed what Teraria was about.

That was before Minecraft’s concepts were adapted in so many games.

RandomVideos , (edited )

Wasnt terraria fully released before minecraft?

Edit: the full release, not alpha or beta

Prunebutt ,

Minecraft released its’ alpha in 2009. Terraria came out in 2011.

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

Spinks has credited Minecraft as direct inspiration. Terraria was first released among the gobs and gobs of minecraft clones, yet it was obvious that Terraria wasn’t a clone.

As for “Full Release”, Terraria was first released as a fully working game, with it’s 1.0 being the first public release in May 2011. Minecraft 1.0.0 was November 2011. Minecraft’s first public release was Classic 0.0.11a in May 2009.

Mango ,

I got you.

  • Minecraft

-# of Deez: 3

  • Terraria

-# of Deez: 2

  • Your mom

-# of Deez: nuts

lorty ,
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10 years ago it was a common discussion on the gaming forums

NigelFrobisher , in Hey there both good

Terrerrerria 4 life

Zozano ,
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Terrerrerreera 5 eva

taiyang , in Hey there both good

Also quite different. I think Terraria is objectively better than base game Minecraft, though, after their respective updates (which I blame Microsoft monetization). When modded, they’re both great games.

I still love working against the clock to stop corruption from taking over my Terraria planet, though. Reclaiming land is a thing I like, but there are mods like that in Minecraft too that are really fun of you’re into it.

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