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BubbleMonkey , in Later virgins

They say “was a virgin” for a lot of gay men.

Bet his dick was in lots of things, just not a biblical wife.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

In general, I agree with you. But specifically Isaac Newton? The only thing his dick might have been in was a coconut.

kautau ,

“Uh, it just happened to fall on it. In any case, here’s gravity”

BubbleMonkey ,

That’s a thing, and frankly if we discount coconuts a lot more of the internet is virgin than we care to engage with……?

If that’s what it takes for greatness, we need more coconut fuckers. I guess….?

Or whatever.

Look don’t quote me on this but smart people are weird as fuck, and a lot of them are super not into normie life…

andrew_bidlaw ,

And many smart people aren’t great people. Maybe the percentage of coconut fuckers is just right.

BubbleMonkey ,

Honestly it probably is just right. Whatever the number is it’s seems to be the right number.

Maybe musk would have done better with a coconut tho… just sayin.

andrew_bidlaw ,

buy twitter

call it nutter

fire half of the staff and remodel the building into the first indoors coconut farm

hakunawazo ,

Then the coconut would have a weird name now instead of his DNA copies.

stebo02 ,
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or maybe in nothing? asexual people exist too

CodexArcanum , (edited )

They say there are no asexuals in fox holes

Shard ,

African or European swallow?

Rhynoplaz ,

I don’t know thaaaaaahhhhhh!

son_named_bort ,

You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up

Dadifer ,

Wasn’t he fairly religious?

eldavi ,

so too are a lot of gay men

NorthWestWind , in buy the world a Coke™
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I thought it was bad apple

Wes4Humanity ,

That bad apple has long since ruined the bunch

grue , in Later virgins

I was gonna comment “yeah, but Leibniz fucks!” but then I decided to fact-check myself.

“Leibniz never married, and his funeral was only attended by his personal secretary.”

…well, shit. The meme checks out!

Zehzin ,
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Hey maybe he was just too wild to be tied up.

grue ,

That’s possible, but if that were the case I’d expect there to be a bunch of illegitimate children at his funeral.

hakunawazo ,

At least there are tasty cookies named after him. That’s even better than scientific fame.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leibniz-Keks

grue ,

Inb4 the “[Choco] Leibniz — [Fig] Newton cookie controversy!”

RizzRustbolt ,

Well that confirms it then… Leibniz was ace.

tektite , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

Sloth? You’re gonna live with me now. I’m gonna take care of ya, cause I love ya, you piece of shit!

dumbass , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier
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That’ll do pig, you piece of shit.

sirico , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

“Where are his glasses? He can’t see without his glasses you piece of shit”

4lk47qekff OP , in [NOT A MEME] Flying squid pfp
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Please send him/her/it some pizza from domino’s

Martin , in It's like the Bacon game, but funnier

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary: Come again, you piece of shit?

BroBot9000 , in buy the world a Coke™
@BroBot9000@lemmy.world avatar

Finally an accurate slogan.

assassinatedbyCIA , in Also "parasite".

‘Money pervert’ also works

herrcaptain ,

I like this but I can see them leaning into it and taking it as a badge of honor.

LemmyHead ,

Wealth predator. It has more of that negative connotation it deserves

sharkfucker420 , in Napoleon Dynamite is 20 years old now.
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Just realized I have never seen this movie baked, might have to give that a shot sometime

boogetyboo ,
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It’s worth it

LaserTurboShark69 , in Napoleon Dynamite is 20 years old now.

Apparently there’s a sequel in the works

Iamsqueegee ,

Napoleon Dynadidn’t

MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown , in buy the world a Coke™

Mr Game & Watch has entered the building.

twykomantis , in buy the world a Coke™

“Oh beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticides grain And strip mined mountain’s majesty, above the asphalt plain America, America Man sheds his waste on thee And hides the pines with billboard signs From sea to oily sea” – George Carlin

Cowbee , in buy the world a Coke™
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Read Marx, comrades.

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