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GardenVarietyAnxiety , in Who could have seen this coming except for people warning about it for decades

Yeah, okay buddy. I suppose next you’re gonna tell me climate change is real, huh?

captainlezbian , in We had an r/place at my engineering school

Also university is exactly where politics is best discussed.

Juice64 , in Numa
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I’d pay to see this movie

Imgonnatrythis ,
ArtVandelay ,
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I think this meme is actually from the second movie

MonkderDritte ,

There was a second mummy?

Senseless ,

Could be a Scary move skit.

themeatbridge , in Zuckerberg meme

Am I crazy, or is that way too close to those trees and bushes?

Death_Equity ,

You ever see someone do something they have been doing wrong for years and have missed important aspects that concern safety because they learned how to do it from analyzing a database entry on the subject instead of being taught by someone passing down generations of experience shaped through past failures? Because you have.

papalonian ,

I think you’re describing me trying to do 75% of my interests/ hobbies.

Death_Equity ,

ADHD do be like that.

TachyonTele ,

fire will consume this world. L.o.L. -zuckerberg

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Do not be alarmed fellow human, I have used my thermal sensors to determine that the flames are at a sufficient distance from the foliage

riodoro1 ,

External thermal sensors of course. Everyone knows us humans do not have the capability to detect infrared.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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Yes of course. I am human after all and I do not have any thermal imaging equipment installed in my human retinas. That would be perplexing wouldn’t it?

Ha

Ha

Ha

agressivelyPassive ,

Could be a weird perspective thing.

CobblerScholar ,

Trunks look fine but the bush might not be, weird perspective mostly

Kushan ,
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It looks like he’s smoking a load of meat, given the smoke and the dangle of temp proves at the bottom. It’s not likely for the BBQ to be that hot, relatively speaking - maybe 250F but probably lower.

Psythik ,

It’s impossible to tell without knowing the focal length of the lens used. Different camera lenses can make things appear closer or further to each other than they actually are.

DessertStorms , in freedom!
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luciferofastora ,

Thank you for putting the meme in text too. I wish it was more commonplace, not just for screenreaders but also for people like me whose internet loads pictures slowly. Saves me a click and is just as funny.

Also, yeah, fuck their hypocrisy. They’d gladly push both buttons and see no issue.

DessertStorms ,
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Thanks for letting me know, I'm glad someone found it helpful!

And yeah, they absolutely would..

crony , in Firefox community things [HELP]
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Gnome*

RickAstleyfounddead OP ,

Haha gnome too

michael_palmer ,

I can’t live without dash-to-dock extension.

WereCat ,

Same here. I like that Pop!_OS makes it default.

Andromxda ,
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Pop!_OS will soon transition away from GNOME to their own desktop environment called Cosmic, because they realized that GNOME sucks.

WereCat ,

Yes. What they want to achieve is being limited by staying with GNOME, but thanks for your agenda opinion.

PotatoesFall ,

Yeah at least firefox without extensions is good :P

Andromxda ,
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Without uBlock Origin? Not really. Not Firefox’s fault, the internet just transformed into a massive ad-infested shithole, but still, it’s unusable without an adblocker.

PotatoesFall ,

yeah okay fair

doctordevice , in Linkedin

As I said in another thread where this was posted, that original post has the distinctive voice of ChatGPT. Could be another similar model, but I’d bet money that was written by an LLM.

stebo02 ,
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yeah it reads exactly like something chatgpt would write

brbposting ,

How did it lose so much quality since it was posted just a week or two ago?

doctordevice ,

The ways of compression artifacts are mysterious.

brbposting ,

😆

lol_idk ,

jpegify.me

Yes it’s not https

brbposting ,
refurbishedrefurbisher , in Weapons manufacturers are terrorist organizations

Boeing has since been expanding who they kill to include passengers on their commercial airplanes along with whistleblowers. Can’t say they’re not trying.

InfiniteFlow , in Please be satire
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Sadly, this was a thing even before the web, let alone social media. There’s always been people for whom the vacations didn’t even “happen” unless they get to go on incessantly about them when they come back, ideally subjecting you to two hours of photos that mean very little to you. They derive little enjoyment from actually being there, they take it from showing it others…

For some people life is not worth living without external validation. Sad.

colonelp4nic , in Israel gotta go

imo, this is the line where it starts bleeding over from anti-zionism to anti-jewish. Does Netanyahu need to go? Yes, absolutely. Does most of the current government need to go? Yeah, them too. But saying that the entire country has to go?? Where do all those Israeli civilians go? Do they get the same treatment as the Palestinians because they “deserve it”? Obviously not, because that treatment is exactly what so many people are protesting against. It’s the Israeli government that needs to go.

grte ,

Strange take. Presumably if Israel was replaced with a non-ethnostate, Jewish citizens of that state would get the same rights and treatment as every other citizen.

alvvayson ,

Exactly.

If the USA tried to again be a White/European ethnostate and allow anyone with Caucasian heritage to immigrate and barred everyone else from immigrating, then no one today would accept that.

And if they went full on apartheid and started putting natives and minorities in locked down ever-shrinking reservations, people would really lose their shit.

When white nationalists try to advocate for such policies, they are rightfully criticized for being racist.

I can never understand why Israel gets special treatment in that regard.

davel ,
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Native Americans are still getting the shaft, so the US is still a settler-colonial state. It’s also the sole global neocolonial empire*, and Israel is its unsinkable aircraft carrier in West Asia. As Biden has said for decades, “Were there not an Israel, the United States of America would have to invent an Israel to protect her interest in the region.

*It’s funny how NATOpedia tries to project debt-trap diplomacy onto China. The US has over 750 foreign bases around the world, while China has one anti-piracy port in Djibouti.

velox_vulnus , (edited )

The USA is a settler state, tf are you talking about mate? Or does it require someone from a ex-colony to explain you the what’s and how’s?

  • Ecocide? Very much visible, many lakes and forests have been destroyed and polluted, lands have been turned into concrete jungle of highways.
  • Linguicide? Obviously, no one speaks and practices the language and culture of the native Americans in their own land. Can you? No, English is not their language.
  • Apartheid? Areas where the native Americans live are very underdeveloped. Their right to vote is suppressed. Access to healthcare is abysmal. Isn’t that apartheid?
  • Poverty? Yes, the Native American is the most impoverished groups in the USA.
  • Political representation? Almost nonexistent compared to other groups. Name a few popular native American politician, I’ll wait.
  • Right to self-determination? Most of their lands are under the control of imperialist white men and their crony capitalist buddies.

The USA is the most unhinged form of evolutionary neo-colonialist project, a produced of primitive capitalism gone rogue and rabid, mimicking the “success” of the East India companies by colonizer European states. Death to imperialism, death to America.

Microw ,

But literally no one with power in the current situation wants a non-ethnostate.

Guydht ,

Tell that to 1930s european jews Or 1950s arab jews

People just hate jews, man.

Confidant6198 OP ,

This is a Hasbara take on things. The white people from South Africa didn’t disappeared after the apartheid state got dissolved. There were Jewish people in Palestine before Israel was established. Palestinian people have never had an issue treating Jewish people as equals. The only apartheid state in the region has always been Israel.

gedaliyah ,
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This is a revisionist view that requires ignoring a lot of historical facts. Almost a million Jews were expelled from MENA countries in the 20th century, many of whom survived only by escaping to Israel. The Palestinian Authoriry has never accepted any status for Jews. Christians, Muslims, Druze, yes, but no Jews.

Meanwhile, there are about 2 million Arab citizens (mostly Muslim) of Israel who are entitled to equal rights, including government subsidized Churches and Mosques.

Laser ,

Meanwhile, there are about 2 million Arab citizens (mostly Muslim) of Israel who are entitled to equal rights, including government subsidized Churches and Mosques.

Plus Arabic being an official language, same status as Hebrew.

People calling it an ethnostate have never been there or arguing in bad faith. It’s obvious.

Not that any of this has to do with the current atrocities in any way. But some people can’t help themselves but to paint the country in a bad way. Which is kind of some because that’s super easy right now. Guess some people just want to go the extra mile.

davel ,
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This is horseshit. Regardless of whatever it might say on paper, the indigenous peoples obviously don’t have equal rights with the Western settlers, and the indigenous Arabic language obviously doesn’t have equal standing with the newly-resurrected Hebrew. In practice not even the indigenous Jews have equal rights with the Western settlers, nor do the Ethiopian settlers.

MysticKetchup ,

Being entitled to equal rights doesn’t mean they actually get them. It also doesn’t account for the fact that many Palestinians are denied citizenship or remain in occupied territories controlled by Israel and explicitly not guaranteed equal rights

The comprehensive report, Israel’s Apartheid against Palestinians: Cruel System of Domination and Crime against Humanity, sets out how massive seizures of Palestinian land and property, unlawful killings, forcible transfer, drastic movement restrictions, and the denial of nationality and citizenship to Palestinians are all components of a system which amounts to apartheid under international law. This system is maintained by violations which Amnesty International found to constitute apartheid as a crime against humanity, as defined in the Rome Statute and Apartheid Convention.

source

nevemsenki ,

The white people didn’t disappear alltogether, but a lot of them did emigrate. Jewish people are kind of unique in the way that they face hostility everywhere outside Israel, so that’s not really an option for them.

Confidant6198 OP ,

This is not true. Many of them have emigrated back to their country of origin since October 7th, 2023. Many of them have more than one citizenship and were not even born in Israel, and many of them are new converts. The IOF has been enlisting new converts like there is no tomorrow from all over the world since October 7th. The ones who have no place to go are the Palestinians who are also currently being genocide.

bleistift2 , in We should have taken it more seriously.

Could someone enlighten me what Deus Ex is about without spoiling more than two hours of gameplay?

alcoholicorn ,

You’re a new type of cyborg cop, that works for a new anti-terrorism unit to hunt down terrorists, formed after they bombed the twin towers. A global pandemic keeps the streets eerily quiet.

The game came out in 2000 btw.

TallonMetroid ,
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Also everything was orchestrated by the Illuminati before they got hijacked by a splinter faction of even bigger dickbags than the normal Illuminati.

alcoholicorn , (edited )

Yeah, I left out the spoilers and stuff that didn’t actually happen.

There’s a lot of what were open secrets in the 90s, like that the gov’t was scanning internet traffic and phone calls, the existence of the NSA, the CIA blackmailing US politicians, that gets combined with wacky conspiracies in there, which leaves a bad taste.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Yeah. Mk Ultra. Cloud seeding. Remote hacking of vehicles. Black site torture.

shadearg ,
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The game came out in 2000 btw.

And the last official patch was…

  • Mon Mar 19 12:06:14 2001 v1.112fm

…176 days before 9/11. Crazy foresight.

marcos ,

Al-Qaeda tried to destroy those buildings every 5 years or so.

shadearg ,
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I got the game bundled with a SoundBlaster Live! Platinum 5.1 kit and played it before, during, and after 9/11, and was blown away by the coincidences that appeared eerily prescient during this time.

stebo02 ,
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A global pandemic keeps the streets eerily quiet.

well that’s not accurate at all for how it was in 2020

nadiaraven ,

It was for like…two weeks

DoucheBagMcSwag ,

Technically it’s the statue of liberty. It’s what gives the purpose of UNATCO. to basically make the world police judge , jury and executioner

alcoholicorn , (edited )

UNATCO already exists before the statue of liberty

spoiler(which was an inside job)

DoucheBagMcSwag ,

Ssshh OP didn’t want spoilers can you hide that?

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Cybernetics (or technology in general) are both the hope of humanity and its likely doom through abuse by powerful interests.

Pharmacokinetics OP ,
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Basically: Anti-Terrorist agent gets instructed not to talk to terrorist, talks to terrorist and becomes a terrorist.

bloodfart ,

You’re a cyborg agent for a new branch of the federal government formed in response to a terrorist attack on us soil tasked with performing extrajudicial acts in order to keep access to the treatment for a pandemic under government control.

In the opening cutscene the governments response to the pandemic is revealed to be “let it rip” for profit.

It’s a phenomenal game and very fun.

SmoothOperator , in Dear God

Original from Perry Bible Fellowship: pbfcomics.com/comics/one-more-day/

Weird that the text was re-written, I wonder if the comic was somehow translated and translated back to English?

samus12345 ,
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The original comic is slightly less grim, since it’s likely Gramps will only have to suffer in a box for a day.

tja ,
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Well, I don’t think he will last much longer in this version

samus12345 ,
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Depends on how big of an asshole God decided to be.

Potatos_are_not_friends , (edited )

Weird that the text was re-written, I wonder if the comic was somehow translated and translated back to English?

I dunno who has the time to do this directly on a webcomic but I do love translating things to different languages and back and forth until it’s a garbled mess.

Baku ,

It wouldn’t be that time consuming. All you’d have to do is paint over the old text with white, and type in the translated text

LordPassionFruit , in Capitalism illustrated

Truly one of the systems of all time.

mokus , in who would win: evil corp edition

Epic rap battles of capitalism

AnotherMadHatter , in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

I learned my lesson about ‘lifetime’ updates with a Tom Tom GPS unit, from the late '90s, maybe early 2000s. After about 4 or 5 years I couldn’t install the latest map updates, so I contacted CS. They said, “Oh yeah, lifetime means the time of the expected life of the unit, which is 4.5 years. We don’t support that model anymore. Any other questions?”

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