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AnotherMadHatter , in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

I learned my lesson about ‘lifetime’ updates with a Tom Tom GPS unit, from the late '90s, maybe early 2000s. After about 4 or 5 years I couldn’t install the latest map updates, so I contacted CS. They said, “Oh yeah, lifetime means the time of the expected life of the unit, which is 4.5 years. We don’t support that model anymore. Any other questions?”

picklejr , in dog
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IF NOT DRINK THEN WHY DRINK SHAPED?!?

Dkarma , in I would camp out to be the first to watch

Richard Simmons is a good dude and should be left the hell alone.

constantokra , in This causes me psychogenic pain to look at.

Looks like someone tried to use panorama mode with a camera from the mid 00s.

I know better, but I feel like if I grabbed that fork to use it, my arm might stretch out like that too, and i’d basically become a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.

sentient_loom ,
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Or be pulled like toffee into another dimension, stretched infinitely.

Hegar ,
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a collection of wet floppy noodles instead of arms and legs.

That basically describes me now. But my mother was a delicious bowl of liang fen so I feel like it's pretty understandable.

Annoyed_Crabby , in Figuring things out

Redemption arc

TimeSquirrel , in Innocent men, flee the country right?
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Someone ought to order pizza delivery for him to hear him up...

Psythik ,

I thought the Romanian police already debunked that rumor.

Cicraft ,

Still funny

Psythik ,

Fair

foggy , in You can't tell them you are sentient either as they might think it's a bug, and delete you

That’s just what having a job in an at-will employment state is

Toneswirly , in got em

Thatcherism works everybody

Ullallulloo ,
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You mean Peronism?

Toneswirly ,

Nah, Milei is not peronist.

Ullallulloo ,
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And Milei didn’t cause this. He was in office maybe a month at this point? And the poverty rate had already rapidly risen from 40% to 50% in the six months prior under Fernández.

Shardikprime ,

49% but yes

hperrin , in Apple

Google is no better.

verdigris ,

At least there’s choice with Android. I’d much rather it was possible for FOSS phones to actually exist but in the meantime the lock-in with Apple is an absolute non-starter, as is basically everything about their UX philosophy.

PopOfAfrica ,

If Apple let my install alternate OS. I might consider the hardware.

BReel ,

It really just depends on if you prefer customization or reliability.

For example, I’m an apple boi because I like that every app in the store is made specifically for an iPhone (which is easy for devs to do since there’s little variation). It leads to better maintained and performing apps because devs can optimize for the device it’s running on.

On android, you have way more choices, which some people prefer. But for myself, I get really annoyed when I launch an app and it fills 95% of my screen, but not all of it, because my phone is slightly taller then the 2000 other variations out there. It’s much harder for a dev to optimize their app when there are so many variables to account for on android.

Neither phone (or company for that fact) is better. They serve different demographics of users is all.

AnagrammadiCodeina ,

Have you used android in the last 10 years? Im not the kind of guy who install 100 apps per day but i did not encounter this issue for a VERY long time.

BReel ,

I haven’t had one myself for a while, really anymore I just see it when watching vids on the flip phones or tablets it seems.

But android gave me the reason to switch (the messy apps) years ago, and apple hasn’t given me a reason to switch back yet.

It very well might be fine now, but until apple does something similar enough to push me to switch again, I won’t know haha.

AnagrammadiCodeina ,

Im running an android phone from 2016 with android 13 and last week security patches. Smooth as silk, no google, no ads, battery lasts 10h SOT. That’s the reason why ill never switch to Apple as daily driver (I have 1 provided by my company)

Sorch ,
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AnagrammadiCodeina ,

Lenovo p2. Bought used in summer 2017 actually. Never swapped battery

cm0002 ,

Google is a bit better, Google allows you to both side load and unlock the bootloader. On those 2 things alone gives them at least a couple notches above Apple. Not to mention Android is designed around allowing you to customize things.

That being said, Google isn’t some savior, they’re still a giant corporation doing giant corporation things

hperrin ,

I didn’t mean Android is no better than iOS, I meant Google is no better than Apple.

GlitterInfection ,

Objectively speaking, Apple is a less evil company than Google.

hperrin ,

I don’t think that’s a thing that can be said objectively. How evil a company is is entirely subjective.

OKaybin ,

Android is

tkk13909 , in u mad, state?

Free Julian Assange!

Buttons ,
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Julian Assange is not a US citizen and the crimes he is accused of did not happen on US soil. The US should not be the world police. Why are we trying to prosecute him?

MindSkipperBro12 ,

Because we’re the world police.

And the police should free him.

Viking_Hippie ,

we’re the world police.

And ACAB applies to governments too.

eatham ,
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What is acab

Viking_Hippie ,

All cops are bastards

Norgur ,

Agreed. If you're not a citizen of a country and are not living in that country, why should you follow that countries laws and be obligated to keep that countrie's secrets? That would be like prosecuting the journalists who published the Snowden documents in the UK. They never had anything to do with your laws, USA, so kindly fuck off, will ya?

loaExMachina ,

What part of that comment or the original post was mentioning the US specifically?

Buttons ,
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I just wanted to give a little recap of the Julian Assange controversy. The US is trying to prosecute him for breaking US law while outside the US and he is not a US citizen. In case people don’t know the story, that’s the most important part.

loaExMachina ,

Yeah, that makes sense. Also I might’ve misread your comment before replying, sorry.

Kidplayer_666 ,

Free Edward Snowden. Much easier guy to support

Johanno ,

Assange is not that guy the media made him look like. He was pictured like this by the media so people wouldn’t be so upset once they catch him.

100_percent_a_bot , in Excitement to Disinterest in 30 Seconds

Bro is going to sit in a computer for half a year to prepare for the role

slacktoid ,
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Probably talk to Tay for inspiration

aluminium , in So far left you get your guns back.

Average U.S. school trip.

IkarusHagen2 , in At some point you have to see you are getting scamed

I remember a time when c/memes was all about funny memes and not megacringe

eatham , in Let's see them Lemmy.
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BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

FLOOF

eatham ,
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BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

EARS

eatham ,
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ImplyingImplications , in My friends never got Vine but all love TikTok

Vine never allowed more than a 6 second clip. Other platforms immediately included short video formats upon Vines success, but added more flexibility to content creators. When content creators got “Vine famous” they moved to other platforms that allowed for flexibility in content. Vine died when it had no more creators.

It is content and content creators that make a platform successful or not. It’s why platforms like Netflix, YouTube, Twitch, etc., pay big creators millions of dollars for exclusive rights to their content. Anyone can make a content sharing platform, but they can’t take content.

OpenStars ,
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They seem to be hoping that now, with AI, they can. :-|

Psychodelic ,

A ton of this!

I’m a way bigger fan of long-form content. I hardly even get any videos suggested on TT that are less than 3-5 minutes (mostly history and philosophy type stuff). It’s pretty awesome how good it is at recommending stuff you’ll like!

I could never imagine watch strictly 6 sec videos. It’s just not for me

Custoslibera OP ,

Except that Vine did allow videos longer than 6 seconds.

I was big into Vine. Like it was the only thing I cared about for a period of time.

poppy ,

That was only months before Twitter announced it would be slowly shutting it down in October. It was a last gasp, too little too late unfortunately. The article you posted even mentioned it was a reaction to creators posting “teasers” that lead watchers to other sites, where the creators were establishing, or had already established, a solid base.

Flumpkin , (edited )

Yeah I think paying the creators generously and allowing them to make a good living is how tiktok got off the ground so fast.

I really love the vine 6 sec sketch format but I only ever watches compilations on youtube. It’s like a box of chocolate, you never know what you’ll get, but eat enough of them… :D PS: Man this makes me nostalgic about those ancient times when everything wasn’t going to shit yet

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