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set_secret , in It's a simple world view

Capitalism acts like a car hurtling down a highway with no brakes, powered by the roaring engine of industry.

Its insatiable thirst for growth and profits accelerates industrial activity to reckless speeds, steamrolling environmental concerns in its pursuit of relentless expansion.

Industry isn’t the villain; it’s merely the engine being pushed to its limits by capitalism’s uncontrolled, destructive momentum.

augusto ,

can people on lemmy stop being right for once? you guys are always on point, say the earth is flat or something lol

GutsBerserk ,

Damn. What an accurate description. Nailed it.

empireOfLove , in something's wrong, I can feel it

then you find out the power went out, and your boomer habit of using a normal AC powered alarm clock (so you can keep your phone away from your bed to improve sleep quality) just bit you in the fucking ass

Aggravationstation ,

Yea I went back to using my phone after that happened. The clock had a backup battery, but that only kept track of the time, the alarm didn’t sound.

kn33 ,

Oh that’s bullshit

empireOfLove ,

Yeah. A clock with a full backup battery (not judt time keeping) is on my list of things I should get but can’t be assed to go look for.

interolivary ,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

so you can keep your phone away from your bed to improve sleep quality

Wait how does this work

empireOfLove ,

Just keeps me from using the damn thing. Whenever you’re in bed you should be sleeping, your brain gets accustomed to that habit of lay down = sleep.

If you have your phone there while laying in bed and decide to pick it up to scroll lemmy/instagram/youtube/whatever, the stimulation and blue light will make you want to not sleep. Plus you might end up burning two hours of your sleep tine and not realize it…

interolivary ,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Ohhh duh right, of course. I was thinking like notification sounds or even the signal itself somehow interfering with sleep quality

empireOfLove ,

notifications do bother, i usually have DnD mode set up to turn on automatically. i’m not quite tin-hat enough to blame the 5g signal waves tho lol

lhamil64 ,

Could get a clock with a backup battery.

empireOfLove ,

mine has a backup- it’s a coin cell to keep the time saved, not to run the alarm.

i’m sure true rechargeable battery clocks exist that would further solve this problem if I bought one; but that would both require effort to find a good one, and also run against my other boomer habit: being a fucking tightwad lmao

vox , (edited )
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

i use a smartwatch (a cheap-ass huawei band) as an alarm.
also has a bonus feature of not waking up 5 other family members.

empireOfLove ,

like, do you wear it while you’re sleeping even? or just on a charger pedestal

I do have an old samsung Gear 2 that I don’t use anymore. Could use that and skip pairing to my phone. I just don’t wear smart watches, because I never wear a watch at all (blue collar industry habits, can’t wear any bands that might get caught in moving machinery)

vox , (edited )
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

i just keep it on 24/7, even while showering/sleeping (i basically only take it off to charge, which it only needs once every 10-14 days for like 15 minutes).
The vibro alarm thingy is surprisingly effective at waking me up! (somehow wakes me up even faster than traditional loud noise alarms)
but yeah in your case i wouldn’t be very convinient

KSPAtlas ,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

You don’t have a battery powered alarm clock?

empireOfLove ,

…no?

I have some big red LCD shit from the 90s that i got out of a box at my parents house lol

pozbo , in My cousin said the gas savings for a prius and a motorcycle were the same.
@pozbo@lemmy.world avatar

Good, there is a serious shortage of donor organs.

AbsurdityAccelerator , in Don't recall ever having this explained to me...

I know this is a joke, but these kinds of topics are showing up in children’s media these days. Which i think is great. Simple representation matters.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not lgbt but when you witness first hand what people talk about when they say transgender you undertand everything.

My cousing was born in 1990, nobody talked about it and being gay was stil a big no no, specially being the son of one of 5 brothers. I have 18 cousings and only me and 1 other are women, the rest are all men. All of us were raised together in the same way, so much so that I’m very much not girly and only tried makeup for the first time at 18.

All that to say that my cousing was NOT influenciate in any way but he was born pretty much a girl, a LOT more girly than me. He woud sing all the little mairmaids songs, dance like he was Belle, LOVED dolls and being “mommy” etc. Mind you he was 2, 3, 5 yo. His parents put him in 10 different psychiatrists. Nothing worked (obviously). he tried hiding or even toning down but there was no way, the boy was born a princess.

Every time I hear about gender x bio sex I remeber him He never had a “choice”, that’s what he was born as.

I wish he had had the chance to be himself when he was young (he never changed his gender but he finally “came out” to his dad about 5 years ago)

Chetzemoka ,

This was very much my experience with the trans girl I grew up with 35 years ago. From the instant she was able to express preferences (I’m talking like age 18 months to 2 years), it was all princesses and dolls and makeup and trying on mom’s high heels. We all just assumed she was a gay boy because we had never heard of a transgender person before.

We encouraged her to just keep that behavior at home because she was bullied mercilessly for appearing to be an effeminate boy. But nothing would stop her; she was completely irrepressible.

When in high school, she told us she was really a girl, it was like the most face-palmingly obvious thing. Of COURSE that’s what we’d been seeing her entire life. It just made sense. That’s just who she is.

dingus ,

I don’t think witnessing it is really enough to understand it for everyone.

For example, I don’t fit in with traditional gender norms. Yet at the same time I don’t feel like I was born into the wrong sex/gender. And if I was born as the opposite sex, I think I’d be pretty indifferent about it. I don’t really care either way for myself, personally.

I have both transgender and nonbinary friends and I simply don’t relate to their struggles. While I don’t feel like I fit in, I don’t feel like I’m the “wrong” gender/sex either.

I respect transgender and nonbinary individuals. And I think they absolutely deserve to live their life the way that makes them the most comfortable being themselves. But unfortunately, even witnessing this stuff fist hand doesn’t mean I’ll ever personally be able to understand gender dysphoria.

I’m supportive, but I’ll never truly understand. But I don’t think you have to fully be able to understand to be an ally.

ultra ,

Same

GTG3000 , in venture capitalism goes brrr

Personally hate the change to the swipe. I get that on some huge servers people probably use the “reply” feature a lot, but I definitely don’t have so much use for it as to give up the nice, coherent and logical UX of “channel/server list is on the left, user list is on the right, just swipe to them”.

IMO, swiping should be for navigating UI, not interacting with individual items. Now there’s a useless thing on the swipe and I have to reach to the top of the screen if I want to check who’s online and in the channel. Annoying.

That and the new DM screen doesn’t use swipe right as navigation, it’s just a “back” button now. Can’t quickly look at the DM list and go back to your conversation by swiping right-left any more. Literal lazy design because this is an easier way to program that interaction.

Don’t care super much about the DM button moving, it’s more convenient to access but breaks the UI paradigm. Shrug.

Oh, and the “midnight” theme is not new, you could use it for years now in the old versions.

corvid_of_the_night ,

You hate the swipe to reply feature because you find it incoherent.

I hate it because I used to stim around with it.

We’re not the same. :P

GTG3000 ,

Oh I absolutely used to stim with it :D

My fingers do random swipes all the time, so it’s annoying.

gmtom , in soak and jump hump

Im intrigued. Is there any porn of this?

ikapoz ,

The answer to that question is always yes.

gmtom ,

Well I’ve looked and couldn’t find anything. So I’m going to say it doesn’t exist.

BombOmOm ,
@BombOmOm@lemmy.world avatar

It is your duty to make it then. I am expecting completion from you by the start of next week.

Xer0 ,

I’m gonna need you to go ahead and write, produce, direct, and star in this porno by close of business tomorrow.

uhrbaan , in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are

I mean, they are (at making profit), but funnily enough, you can’t run a society when everything is profit driven 🙄

Zeth0s ,

They are often on purpose, as political decision. So that it is easier to push for privatization

callouscomic ,

That’s literally uncomfortable. Government does things that ignore profit. That’s what government is for. The provide services at a loss. The only “profit” might be things like societal improvement, education, security, and such.

xor ,

I think that’s exactly the point they’re making

arc ,

That’s literally uncomparable. Government does things that ignore profit. That’s what government is for. The provide services at a loss. The only “profit” might be things like societal improvement, education, security, and such.

People pay taxes that fund the government. If the money is wasted then services suffer. So it’s not profit or loss but they must deliver value. Value is harder to quantify than profit but governments have to figure a way out of doing it and provide incentives to staff to deliver it.

Zerush , in does it hurt?
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar
N0body , in Inspired

I tied a ROFLcopter to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to make a shitpost cost a cheeseburger, and in those days, cheeseburgers came with pictures of cats on 'em. “I can has cheezburger,” you’d say.

Mr_Blott ,

Never could remember that cos I had so much trouble trying to hold all those pesky limes

ExfilBravo ,

So this is what the retirement home is going to be like for us? Just fondly remembering old memes while we drift into the void.

flubba86 ,

Yes please. Sign me up.

WashedOver , in More guns = safer
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I have to think miniature guns for toddlers would open up whole new segments for gun manufacturers

MBZzZzZzZz ,

With different skins. There’ll be a pokemon skin, a lego skin, a paw patrol skin … The market is endless, and most importantly, untapped.

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar
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Tak ,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

In 2021 4,752 children had gun related deaths. That’s 13 a day.

ElleChaise ,

Yes, but we refer to it as 14 a day, because 13 is bad luck.

gmtom ,

Yeah but if those children had guns to protect themselves from the guns then it would have been 0.

Checkmate libruls

Defenestrator ,
grayman ,

How many of those were gang members under 18?

PsychedSy ,

Depending on source, some were gang members over 18.

RaoulDook ,

There are 74 million children aged 0-18 in the USA. Going by your numbers, that means in 2021 that 99.99999% of children in the USA were not harmed by guns.

Kairus ,

I know your number is a hyperbole, the real percent given the numbers in the thread is ~99.994%, or 14999/15000 unharmed, which, most supporters wouldn’t bat an eye at anyway

Cysioland ,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Start them young. With extracurricular marksmanship classes as well, to get them to shoot accurately

funkless_eck ,

this was a Sacha Baron Cohen bit

meowMix2525 ,

Oh don’t worry, they’re working on it. Look up the JR-15.

southsamurai , in They don't know which plumbing fixtures are better or worse do you think a plumber would work here?
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

I dunno, it’s kinda rolling the dice. You can get really lucky sometimes. Even if the person doesn’t necessarily care about the stuff, they pick up what other people say, and would know what gets bought the most. That’s better than nothing at times.

And then you can get really lucky and find someone that knows their shit.

So it never hurts to ask, though you may get an actual eye roll lol

SpaceNoodle ,

If I’m lucky they know the right aisle.

My local Ace Hardware is fully staffed by highly knowledgeable people, though. It’s well worth the extra few bucks.

Jamie ,
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

I don’t run a directly customer facing department anymore, but when I ran electronics I got to be both the employee that didn’t know much, and the one that tells you more than you asked for.

I went to college for network admin, but never actually landed a career in it because COVID hit right after I graduated. I’ve done a bit of everything with computers and can speak to a lot of things.

But I haven’t used every electronic device we sold or have even basic knowledge of some of them, so I had to fall back on “Well, a lot of people buy this one, so there’s probably something nice happening there.”

Aviandelight ,
@Aviandelight@mander.xyz avatar

I worked at a mom and pop hardware store in college. I learned more practical information there than I did in school. I even got good enough to sell power tools, mowers, and chainsaws. We didn’t get commission or anything like that but it was a point of pride to be able to answer customers questions and make a sale.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy , in I'm reminded of this after the hoopla at the Northern Border died down

i heard someone talking about “Bidenflation” today

Couldnt have sounded dumber if he tried

WashedOver OP ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s a good one. It might top “I’ve done my research via Internet Explorer 5.0, horse dewormer for me please”

SirStumps ,
@SirStumps@lemmy.world avatar

What is Bidenflation?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Probably someone’s fetish.

JJROKCZ ,

The idea that Biden is personally responsible for increased inflation

SirStumps ,
@SirStumps@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the Federal Reserves fault the President shouldn’t have a say in it.

JJROKCZ ,

Trust me I know the president doesn’t actually have a gods control of the economy and every little thing that happens in this nation. I’m not the type of idiot that says bidenflation seriously

jaybone ,

Tbf every President regardless of party will take credit when the economy is good, so it’s hard to blame people for blaming the president when things are not going well for them.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy ,

extra funny when you realise a most of the ground work for the shit state the economy is in was laid under trump

TheOriginalGregToo ,

Let’s be honest, if Trump were in office and inflation was happening y’all would be blaming him personally in exactly the same way.

Bytemeister , (edited )

Well… It was trump who destroyed our trade agreements, and then renegotiated for less favorable trade agreements. He also put tariffs on imported goods. Oh, and he fired a bunch of diplomatic staff. And then there was the whole thing where he weakened consumer protections. Don’t forget about slashing our public health and pandemic response teams just a few years before a major pandemic. Tax cuts to billionaires too, now that I think about it, allowed the richest 1% to klepto even more stuff and charge the common man man for it.

Yeah, if Trump was president right now, I’d still blame him for all the dumb shit he did.

TheOriginalGregToo ,

What does any of that have to do with inflation?

What caused inflation in this instance was the uncontrolled spending/printing of money by our government, and their mandates to shutter large portions of our economy even after COVID was shown to be less of a risk than initially feared. It’s absolutely true that Trump was still president when it began and COVID was having a serious impact on our economy. What wasn’t Trump’s doing was the continued spending and closures well after COVID had been dealt with. We continued to pass multi-trillion dollar spending bills under the blanket of COVID relief which in reality had next to nothing to do with actual COVID relief. Instead, our government saw a once in a lifetime opportunity to have what was essentially a blank check, and oh boy did they capitalize on that. Take a look at Biden’s baby, the Inflation Reduction Act. It’s a prime example of this. Even now proponents admit it did little to stifle inflation.

Facebones ,

It’s really impressive that you manage to fit both “when it’s our president they’re powerless and can’t be held accountable for anything at all, the poor baby” AND “when it’s their president they wield ultimate power and should be held directly and personally responsible for all in the world” into a single argument.

Usually yall just pick one per argument, because claiming both at once would be fucking dumb and explicitly, pointedly disengenuous. Yet here you are.

Bravo.

TheOriginalGregToo ,

You clearly missed the point, but what can I expect…?

I have no issue whatsoever with you bashing my side. What I DO have an issue with is you bashing my side and then staying uncharacteristically quiet as your side does the same thing. Selective outrage is hypocritical and disingenuous. Even your response here illustrates to me that you aren’t willing to suck up your pride and be honest. Rather than focus on the specifics of what I’ve said you ignore it and attack me personally.

I would never consider Trump my guy. That being said I think he was treated unfairly by the media and those like yourself. Y’all spent 4 years claiming he was a Russian Manchurian candidate, that he would clearly start world war 3, that he would imprison his political opponents, and on and on. The sick part is Biden has come much closer to many of those accusations than Trump did and you STILL carry water for him. You should be ashamed.

Facebones ,

Lmao what a nut job, arguing with a total figment of your imagination. You need to speak to a mental health professional, my guy.

To be clear though, I didn’t “attack you personally.” I attacked your commitment to an argument driven by two explicitly incompatible and perfectly opposite points. It’s clear from your reply though that you ARE a complete lunatic who thinks every person who isn’t you is some hyper specific stereotype out to get you specifically.

Again, see a fucking doctor.

TheOriginalGregToo ,

So now you’re mental health shaming? I thought progressives were supposed to be compassionate and nonjudgmental. You’re really letting the ideology down.

madcaesar ,

Conservatives love nicknames. It’s like they are 8 year olds.

MonkeMischief ,

They really show off their creative flair when they try to mock “democrats” as “demon rats” or “demo craps” or something in all caps, and… Expect a little gold star or something?

The more flustered they are at random local news without a preexisting political bent, the more desperate they get lol.

JJROKCZ ,

I’ve heard hundreds of times, started in December of 2020. It was a dumb the first time as now

Windows2000Srv ,

That’s sounds like the “Justin-flation” from Pierre Poilievre from the Conservatives in Canada…

America (including Canada) is getting in a dumb conservative hell…

Twelve20two ,

And my premier views DeSantis as a great inspiration 🙃

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I saw someone calling Democrats “commusocialists.” That was great.

famousringo , in Big Tech be like

The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

before Russia does.

You mean admin123 one?

flubba86 ,

In my experience, it’s always P@ssw0rd

glitch1985 ,

For high security substitute one of the s for $

dansity ,

asd123! is a very secure one we use everywhere

legios ,
@legios@aussie.zone avatar

I present Dual_EC_DRBG as a great example of “you can’t trust shit”

But also CPUs and motherboards may be compromised too. Whether it’s by China or the US… It’s a plausible thing. Intel IME and AMD Secure Processor amongst others…

HiddenLayer5 , (edited ) in Everytime

Can any Americans confirm or refute whether US schools actually punish you for getting beaten up regardless of whether you tried to defend yourself? It sounds way too stupid to be true yet I hear about it again and again.

Also what the hell happened to Stand Your Ground that the US is so infamous for? That doesn’t apply to children who are victims of assault and battery?

terminhell ,

In some situations, unfortunately yes. Some schools will take the stupid “zero tolerance” stance so broadly. I do remember a few times growing up that the bullied kid would still get suspended(if they were lucky, at reduced length vs the bully, if enough evidence was available).

Often times (as should be) you’re better off fighting back cuz both are gonna get in trouble.

BleatingZombie ,

Yep! I knew a kid who was punched in the BACK OF THE HEAD without any warning. Same suspension length as the kid who punched

corsicanguppy ,

Twin. Prairies.

They used to beat him up a lot. He was smaller and shyer. And they’d wait until I was out of sight so they could get a few licks in before I could run up to them and kick the bully in the fucking kidneys; whatever. Then it was on.

Those are my spare body parts you’re pummeling.

UnspecificGravity ,

One of the most common types of bullying in the US is the use of zero tolerance anti bullying rules as a mechanism for bullying.

Example: kid A punches kid B. Then immediately kid A reports kid B for bullying him because kid A knows how the bullying rules work (because they are a bully). Then kid B gets in trouble for getting bullied.

Typically kid A’s parents will enthusiastically back then too because their kid “gets bullied all the time” while kid Bs parents aren’t experienced with the policies and aren’t positive that their kid didn’t do something wrong (because they are normal parents), so they don’t fight it too hard and just want it to go away.

Ask any teacher in the US and they will tell you that they see this all the time and most every kid that supposedly “gets bullied all the time” is doing exactly this.

tias ,

If the teachers see it then why do they get away with it?

UnspecificGravity ,

Teachers aren’t in charge of school policies and generally aren’t even decision makers past the lowest levels of discipline.

shalafi ,

This is also why you call 911 first, NO MATTER WHAT. First caller wins.

ShunkW ,

Yes. I got 3 days in alternative school for getting punched because “I was in a fight”. The next time I made it worth it and fought back instead of just trying to avoid being hit.

Nahodyashka ,

Yes its real, it’s called zero tollerance.

corsicanguppy ,

And zero tolerance is zero thought :-(

Traister101 ,

Yep, I pretty quickly learned I should just respond in kind as I’d get punished either way. Generally more severe punishments when it was one sided as well…

QuantumStorm ,

Yep, got suspended once for thrusting my rolling back pack at a kids face. He then punched and knocked a lense out of my glasses.

In 11th grade i snapped at one of my bullies and just went white with rage. Next thing I know I’m on top of him choking him. I got board suspended for a week for that. Fuck the US school system.

treesapx ,

My schools had a zero tolerance policy for anyone involved in a fight for any reason. I saw a few kids suspended for clearly defending themselves. My father gave me regular talks to let me know that so long as the other person attacked first he’d fully support me defending myself however I needed.

Franzia ,

Children are abused left and right in this country. Our schools are dogshit. You’re lucky if your public school provides a decent education, because its almost certainly not going to provide anything else.

ShimmeringKoi ,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

One time in middle school a kid who had been messing with me jumped me on the way out the gates at the end of the day. Neither of us was seriously hurt, but both of us were taken to the office and suspended. When I told them he had attacked me, they responded with “Yes but what did you do to de-escalate the situation?” And it’s like, motherfucker my introduction to the situation was a foot in the back!

That was one of the first times even my parents, who I had struggled with as well, took my side against some school bullshit.

HiddenLayer5 ,

“Yes but what did you do to de-escalate the situation?”

Reading this and all these other comments I wonder if at least part of it is just petty bullshit by the school administration, like “How dare the two of you create more work for us at our jobs for which we have licenses! You both need to be punished for that!”

FrogmanL , in Everytime

What learned was to fight back when no one was watching. No one believed the bully when they said I did it, and I got some payback.

cows_are_underrated ,

I learned it the semi hard way to not fight back. I did it once and imediatly got “fucked” by the teacher. That I had complained to the teacher and even the principal didn’t bother them. So instead of fighting back I let all the bad things I experienced burn into me to a point where I just wanted to kill myself. Holidays temporarily restored my will to live but it wasn’t until 8th or 9th grade that stopped thinking about killing myself, since most bullies either dropped out or changed schools.

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