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ThatWeirdGuy1001 , in I'm already at the end of my paragraph, and I haven't even finished speaking my third word.
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Imagine the fear and shock of test firing your guns into the water, speeding up and moving on, then suddenly your aircraft is shredded by a seemingly invisible force.

I’d shit out my heart.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

Big acorn moment

codapine , in Dis-Nap

I was so confused by this as a kid.

fastandcurious OP ,
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We all were

Mr_Blott ,

Try being a Scottish kid, where Disney means “doesn’t”

danekrae ,

Thanks for the shot of “where did your youth go, old man”.

When I grew up it was borrowed VHS tapes of Disne(y/p). I was born with Disney on tape. I didn’t see Disnep+ until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding!

exocrinous ,

Okay but the person you’re replying to is probably talking about being confused by Gisnep, which has been around a lot longer than Gisnep+

Hegar , in superb owl
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The best thing about the super bowl is that it's the christmas eve of not having to hear about the super bowl. The anticipation! It's so close!

CCMan1701A ,

👍

NegativeLookBehind , in fries are another $8.00
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There’s a BBQ place near me, and I ordered tater tots there once, as a side. They were $4. They literally gave me 4 tater tots. They were one dollar apiece.

Sabre363 ,

There are two types of BBQ places; stingy, overpriced, gourmet bullshit with barely any sauce and greasy, messy, heart stopping heaven. The former always pretends to be the latter.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

There’s also Mission BBQ which is stingy, overpriced, overly-sweet non-gourmet bullshit with jingoistic pro-military support-the-troops bullshit thrown in for good measure.

Railing5132 ,

Don’t forget the right-wing “we’re ignoring mask mandates in the height of the pandemic and not limiting seating because we’re god-fearin’ 'mercans here!” bullshit.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I ordered a gyro with a side of onion rings (the onion rings alone were $7) from a local place to take home. When I got home and opened the box of onion rings, I saw there were only six small (like, 1.5" in diameter) onion rings in the too-large box - more than a dollar per tiny ring. Next time I went I complained about the onion rings and they showed me the menu which said “6 onion rings” in the item description albeit in a tiny font. Like, they knew what complete and utter bullshit it was so they had to have something legal to fall back on.

NegativeLookBehind ,
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“Bro, we told you we were bullshitting you, right there in the sign. That means we’re not at fault”

Fuck that shit.

CorrodedCranium , in You wouldn't download an entire media library
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I wish guides about cracking DRM for legally purchased content were more popular

Nawor3565 ,

The reason they aren’t is because methods for cracking DRM like Widevine are kept extremely secret so that the exploits don’t get patched. It does mean that a lot of content is locked to whatever the scene decides is worth their time to crack and distribute, but if anyone made the methods they use public, they would stop working very quickly.

SomethingBurger ,

This happened with a version of Denuvo. Someone leaked an unobfuscated cracked version of a game (I think it was Need for Speed), giving Denuvo the opportunity to study how their protection got cracked.

RmDebArc_5 ,
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What does Widevine actually do? You may not be able to download directly but you can just use OBS

SomethingBurger ,

You’ll get worse quality. Widevine doesn’t let you play 4K content on unapproved systems. It’s also way less convenient. Obviously, pirates are not affected because they can just download Star.Wars.XII.Galactic.Boogaloo.WEBRIP.4K-DarkNaruto69.mkv, it’s only an issue if you try to watch content legally for some reason.

AI_toothbrush , in Can't win with some people

Even tho im a cishet male i can absolutely imagine how freaking annoying these people could be.

CrustyCrinkles ,

Define ‘these people’?

NikkiDimes ,

People who believe in strict gender roles and the inability to traverse them?

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like you’re simplifying the issue just as much as they do.

NikkiDimes ,

It’s…not that complex. It’s a meme, not a college dissertation. Just laugh at the dumb people.

bratosch ,

What do you mean … you people?..

AwkwardTurtle ,

Sorry, I thought you meant the letter U, as in the U People. I’ve been looking for them for a long time. They live underground, you see, that’s where the U comes from. They’re hard to find! But if you find one, it is tasty!

force ,

your username is giving me ptsd

AwkwardTurtle ,

Thanks, I get that a lot. The previous owner must have been quite the character haha

shneancy ,

in case you’re not joking and actually don’t know: AwkwardTurtle was one of the most universally disliked reddit mods, she modded a vast number of popular servers, and often banned people on a whim. There were multiple dramas surrounding her

AwkwardTurtle ,

Not joking, actually unaware of this mod until I took up the username here randomly haha.

I’ve never been a mod for anything :p

SPRUNT ,

Thank you! Finally getting the respect U-people deserve instead of the derogatory term many use that labels us all as not-quite-human cannibals.

anarchy79 ,
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It’s fucking stupid, they’re doing the same as their detractors. It’s just bullshit slinging on both sides. Of course only one side are bigoted cunts, which makes it easy to see who’s on the right side, but going just by the rhetoric on “our” side is fucking sophomoric at best.

someguy3 , in They must have had great chemistry together

Double bond.

Defenestrator , in Trolley Problem Solution
MystikIncarnate ,

I’m always sad when I see this stuff. I know it’s all jokes and whatnot, but the entire meme has been born out of a fundamental misunderstanding of the dilemma that the trolley problem is supposed to represent.

The question isn’t, and has never been whether you throw the switch or not. The question is that if you throw the switch, are you responsible for killing the one, or conversely, if you do nothing, are you responsible for killing the others?

Whether you throw the switch or not is immaterial to the point. Kill one or kill four (or whatever) it doesn’t matter. You didn’t create that scenario, so by your inaction several people died, are you responsible for their deaths, considering you never put them in that position? Or are you exempt of blame since you basically chose to be an onlooker?

I don’t really blame anyone for not getting it, I sure didn’t for a really long time until my friend rephrased the same dilemma in a different way (and omitted the trolley): you go to lunch and have a delicious subway sandwich, but you were not very hungry so you only are half. On your travels from Subway to wherever, you pass by a homeless person begging for food. If you decide to ignore them and keep your food for yourself for later, and that person dies of starvation later that same day because of it, are you responsible for their death?

SwingingTheLamp ,

In addition to philosophical questions, the Trolley Problem is also a good tool in psychology to study human ethical reasoning. It turns out that people’s intuitive responses vary quite a lot based on details that seem like they shouldn’t make a difference. If I’m remembering correctly, I believe that a lot more people say that they would divert the trolley if they imagine that they were observing the situation from a gantry high above the tracks, rather than in close proximity to the person who would be killed thereby.

chrizzly ,

For anyone interested, there is a nice video series on these comics by “CosmicSkeptic” on Youtube. He discusses some of the memes, but brings them nicely into a philosophical context at the same time.

Honytawk ,

See, it is kind of a Batman philosophy.

When the Joker presents Batman with a trolley problem [Save Robin or Save Catwoman], Batman always finds a way to circumvent it and save both. Because he is Batman.

People will always try to get the best out of the situation, even though that isn’t what the exercise is about.

Ultraviolet ,

It’s the first question in a battery of questions designed to force you to be aware of inconsistencies in your ethical framework. The first answer is supposed to be obvious: Yes, you throw the switch, but most people’s reason for that creates a very messy precedent that the distinction between action and inaction doesn’t matter, only the outcome, which later questions can exploit.

MystikIncarnate ,

The idea itself can be a rather interesting thing to explore as a thought experiment. Obviously the premise of the trolley problem is ridiculous, especially today since trains and especially trolleys are becoming much more rare for most people (with the exceptions for railroad tracks across roads, and passenger rail lines like subways and surface passenger services like we see in bullet trains). There are still railcars, like light rail transit in cities sometimes, but again, it’s fairly rare overall for the general public as a whole.

The idea of trolleys is a fairly outdated one and most of the safety systems in modern allegories are so robust that dangers are generally minimized.

Nevertheless, the moral quandary of whether you are responsible for injury or death as a result of your action (or inaction) is a fascinating mental exercise and has resulted in more than one discussion of adjacent morality concerns with the friend I mentioned. It’s fascinating to study overall, even in a casual context like we do.

I understand there’s a lot more to the picture when dealing with it in a more formal study, and that this question is only one piece of the puzzle when performing such studies.

The part that frustrates me more than anything is that people stop at whether or not to pull the lever, and run with it in memes and alternative solutions, rather than grappling with the moralities that are the root of the original question as part of the study. This is supposed to invoke a deep consideration about your actions and the responsibilities you may or may not be accepting when getting involved in a situation, and how your specific world view and moral “code” (so to speak) factors in. All of the memes and reposts of it, to me, always feel like it cheapens the meaning behind the initial problem as stated. However I understand that highly involved analytical thinking that forces you to consider all of those deep underlying concepts, requires significant mental work; system 2 work, of you will. Where you have to engage with your analytical “slow” thinking mind to really grasp, and our default reaction, as a species is that such thinking is usually something that will put us in danger, since our fast thinking system 1, can easily just blurt out an answer without considering it any further, saving significant mental effort.

I understand why people reduce this dilemma to the mechanical components of throwing a switch, but I always feel like they’re missing the entire point of the exercise.

MegaUltraChicken , in Stuart little lore

He’s still a giant piece of fucking shit that can die in a house fire for all I care… Fuck. Stuart. Little.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Lol why the hatred?

CommanderCloon OP ,

He is not a mouse but he pretends to be a mouse, piece of shit

AlpacaChariot ,

Species appropriation

YarHarSuperstar ,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

Story time?

TheDarksteel94 ,

Lmao, Stuart is getting the GranpaJoeHate treatment

THEDAEMON ,

All my homies hate stuart little. (I don’t think they do . Do they ?)

FartsWithAnAccent , in No doubt. Wanna fight me?
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

As long as coffee and tea are A tier, we’re good.

Neato , in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH
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That’s camping with all the shitty parts and a really nice cot.

Wind, rain, dust, falling shit, bugs, animals, etc. You can get a similar atmosphere by having a tent and opening the vent flaps. Or like, sleeping under a tarp to mitigate rain if you really want that outdoorsy feel. I knew a guy who slept in a hammock on nice nights but I fear the skeeters.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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That’s camping with all the shitty parts and a really nice cot.

That is indeed the joke.

ItDoBeHowItDoBe ,

There are nice bug nets made specifically to fit around hammocks. You see the sky and not be eaten alive.

tissek ,

Some hammocks even have the bug net built in creating a nice bugfree cocoon.

whenigrowup356 , (edited ) in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,

Fun fact, there are 3 major power grids in the lower 48 united states’: the Eastern Interconnection, Western Interconnection, and Texas.

SpaceCowboy ,
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Another fun fact: The failure of one of those grids resulted in over 200 people freezing to death. Guess which one!

whenigrowup356 ,

Yeah that’s the irony, Texas wouldn’t even need to secede to fuck up its power grid.

FlashMobOfOne , in Got Promotion
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I’m lucky to have had a great job going on seven years, but the decade prior to that I was in an awful place, but this meme speaks to me because I did just that. I had a boss who didn’t want to lose me, so he got my interview for an internal move (that would have been a promotion) pulled.

That’s a pretty monumentally shitty thing to do, so after that, I did the absolute bare minimum. It was a lot of fun when I put in my two weeks.

jigsaw250 ,

The gall of some managers. They’re going to lose that person anyway - might as well be on good terms where the potential of working together in the future is still a possibility.

FlashMobOfOne ,
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It was one of the few times I’ve nearly lost it in the office. And the manager who did it was shit at his job, hence why he had to go to such measures to keep people around.

FlashZordon , in Got Promotion
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I have resting bitch face so I just constantly look stressed all day when in reality I’m just watching Youtube videos after my hour of work is finished.

tacosanonymous , in How's your housing market these days?

I know what I’ve got. Serious buyers only.

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