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Hundun , in Light Bulbs and Your Mouth: A Cautionary Tale

Ok real talk here for a minute. If, by any chance, some dufus has put a lightbulb in their month and need help removing it, grab a sturdy cloth towel, pass it into their mouth through the corners and gently wrap the glass part of the lightbulb in the cloth. When you’re done, all corners of the cloth should be hanging outside persons mouth. Their teeth should not touch the glass directly - only through the cloth. This way when the glass breaks, all the pieces will be contained I the cloth for an easy and, if you are careful, harmless removal.

The safest way to crack the bulb once you’ve wrapped it in cloth is to GENTLY tap the bottom jaw - imagine a 4 year-old landing an uppercut. The glass is very thin and cracks easily, - no need for much force.

Of course, better not get into such a situation in the first place. Stay safe, folks!

gullible ,

Note: CFL bulbs contain mercury and so would be worth searching for materials that can contain mercury.

VikingHippie ,

Now I’m imagining 4yo boxers and it’s adorable! Thanks for that mental image, genuinely 😂

Hupf ,

That is oddly specific knowledge.

Pinklink ,

Healthcare

Squids ,

You can also like, dislocate your jaw. That works. Would not recommend doing unless you can already dislocate it on command though.

terminhell , in I love democracy

OP memes, but this unironically would slap.

slashasdf ,
@slashasdf@feddit.nl avatar

“mirror, mirror, on the wall, who has the juiciest pecs of them all?”

StalinIsMaiWaifu , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)
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Based

robocall ,
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Take my upvote

merci3 ,

Same

auhu ,
@auhu@kbin.social avatar

I also want to fuck the shit out of this guy's dead wife

(I can't remember how it went verbatim sozzle)

Eventlesstew ,

Google en passant

abbadon420 ,

And my axe

Brunachox ,
@Brunachox@lemmy.world avatar

same

Roundcat ,
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Username checks out.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
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Based

Mindfury ,
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baste

1984 , (edited ) in Google when they release the free tier rooms for their low level employees.
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They want to do this to everybody with their Web Environment Integrity so everybody has to use software and operating systems “approved” by fucking Google.

100_kg_90_de_belin ,

At a certain point you have so much money that you keep on doing it to amass power

DeanFogg ,

Be cool if we had some kinda enforceable rule to stop these companies. We could call it a reg… reg… regular rule. No that’s not it. Regency. Reginaldency. Doesn’t quite convey the point. Drawing a blank tbh. Oh I know! It’s blame the libs

Rac3r4Life , in ad blocker
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Haha now if only they could do it in Times Square. That place is a giant eyesore.

I used to feel bad about using an ad blocker on the internet, but not anymore. I utilize PiHole and uBO for ad blocking now because the internet has literally become unusable without it. I never minded seeing ads, but they have gotten so brazen about it now with the most obnoxious ads possible. When the ads start negatively affecting the usability of the Internet there’s a serious problem. So they can either use respectful ad placement and get some revenue from me, or they can have them blocked and get zero revenue. It’s their choice.

Sotuanduso ,

That’s why I like that my adblocker has an option to let respectful ads through.

StoicLime ,

Which adblocker do you use?

Sotuanduso ,

AdBlock, on Chrome. You have to opt in to “Allow some non-intrusive advertising.”

Rac3r4Life ,
@Rac3r4Life@lemmy.world avatar

I have network wide ad blocking with a PiHole server. I’ve also got a Wireguard VPN server so I can connect to have PiHole ad blocking on my phone while I’m out.

HiddenLayer5 ,

Wasn’t there once a Spotify ad for their own premium service where all they did was play annoying dissonant sounds and then was like “you wouldn’t have had to hear that if you had premium.”

I wouldn’t have had to hear that if I didn’t use your fucking app and torrented all my music, how bout that?

(I never got an ad like this back when I still used Spotify so I can’t confirm if this is real or not. Anyone else know what I’m talking about and can confirm if this was ever a thing?)

TIEPilot ,

Gus got it right, they had the audio up like 9dB over the music (thats 3 fold audio power/volume for the non-nerds)

youtu.be/BvQ571eAOZE

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/BvQ571eAOZE

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

FlashMobOfOne , in can we be all rich together?
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

We can, but it requires not having billionaires.

alvvayson ,

No more billionaires, but everyone can be a millionaire.

The shortest path to equality is to greatly reduce taxes on the middle class and increase them on the wealthy.

It puzzles me why leftist parties don’t all embrace lower taxes for the middle class.

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

It puzzles me why leftist parties don’t all embrace lower taxes for the middle class.

Functionally, we don’t have one. The closest is the Green Party, but they’re so powerless that they may as well not exist.

grrgyle ,

A lot of leftist view taxes as a good thing, when taken from those who can afford them

classic ,

Taxes have never been the issue. How they are used is. But that gets obfuscated so that the 99% shoot ourselves in the foot

MotoAsh ,

Taxes are DEFINITELY an issue when I pay more taxes than many billion dollar corporations.

classic ,

Yes. You (and I, and most of us) are experiencing the end result of the American people being played with a deceiving narrative. "No taxes" is a con game to get us to this type of situation

SirDerpy , (edited )

It puzzles me why leftist parties don’t all embrace lower taxes for the middle class.

They all do. My best guess as to why you’d say this is that you’re including Democrats.

edit: Or, I could be a self-centered American that didn’t consider others. I’ll do better.

At risk of a strawman…

The shortest path to equality is to greatly reduce taxes on the middle class and increase them on the wealthy.

That’s what’s best for equality and for economic growth. Does this mean Democrats are horribly incompetent? Perhaps it’s that equality and economic growth aren’t their goals.

StupidBrotherInLaw ,

It’s also possible they’re not from the US. There are dozens of us. Dozens!

SirDerpy ,

Fuck. I’m being a self-centered American, again. I’ll do better in the future. Thanks for the help.

maccentric , (edited )

Considering the strains currently on the environment, finding a way forward that doesn’t require continual growth is likely a necessity for our long term survival (possibly short term too)

SirDerpy ,

But, muh’ capitalism!

If it doesn’t work then we’ve killed all these socialists and communist for nothing.

(Do I need a /s here? Is it obvious? Should be obvious.)

Chakravanti ,

You’re wrong. It doesn’t require no money. It requires that you have rejected the sucker for money.

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

Only in a perfect world.

Chakravanti ,

Only in any world that doesn’t die shortly thereafter.

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

This world isn’t going to die.

It’s just going to change.

Our species might though.

Chakravanti ,

Depends on the path we take. They’re after my truth.

doingthestuff ,

This is literally the future Jesus’ theoretical return presents but a lot of (not all) Christians aren’t on board.

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, people have believed in dumb shit like that since our species emerged from the primordial ooze.

Lemjukes , in violently cries and sobs

TIL ‘41’ has a long history as a slur for homosexuals

lgbtqnation.com/…/number-41-became-anti-gay-slur-…

interdimensionalmeme ,

Is every word and number going to get colonised as dogwhistle until all of language has become a minefield ? Why do we even give air to this shit ? It seems to me acknowledging it is to give it power and legitimacy.

explodicle ,

They’ve already ruined a perfectly good mustache, forever.

dubyakay ,

We need a Ted Lasso-like character to neutralize it.

ameancow ,

Kind of like asking if we can stop picking up stones and rocks and using them to beat each other and instead use them to build homes.

This isn’t a new fight. There will always be people who take our tools and abuse them by using them to hurt others. That’s what we’re fighting against, people who use our tools to hurt people instead of doing good. Unfortunately, if we just let people who collect stones and sticks for hurting people be, and not push them out of our village, they will just grow in number and strength so we can’t just block it out, we can’t live and let live around those who would take your life if they grew strong enough.

If it’s tiring and annoying to see people have to always yell at the club-and-rock-wielding thugs and throw rocks back at them, you don’t have to get involved, but don’t decry those who DO have the courage to throw rocks back. If they didn’t do this, the rocks would start hitting you next.

interdimensionalmeme ,

I mean I just watched this explanation of the “sneed seed and feed” dogwhistle and www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUbo0IeWTY4It doesn’t seem to signal more than vague group membership appartenance. I think the thing with dogwhistle is they expire as they diffuse. Like teens drawing swastikas and penises just because it’s offensive. This “41” is from more than a century ago. I think with these heirloom dogwhisles, you at least should check how much they really mean it are if they’re just shitposters. You don’t want the whiteknight stonethrowers to get bogged down by collateral damage, playing into their game and catching all the flak from “them”

Drusas ,

Not a common one, at least not in the US.

trashgirlfriend ,

in the US it’s an anti trans reference to the % of trans people who had suicidal ideation in one study

Soulg ,

I have never heard of it in this context before this post and I live in the us.

Unforeseen ,

It’s actually the number of brain cells lost every time someone reads stupid shit like this on the internet

trashgirlfriend ,

Just because you have never heard of something doesn’t mean that it doesn’t exist.

You were one 15 second search away from not being a cunt on the internet but here you are, being proud of how ignorant you are.

People from these groups get pretty well informed about various dogwhistles and slurs that the general population won’t, because they’re used to harass us.

boatsnhos931 ,

I heard the number 43 is code for marijuanas

bjornsno , in love how you don't have to alter serious rightwing memes to meme them

Come on, this one is funny but why pretend it was ever made by a right wing person in earnest? Everything about it screams classic mocking meme.

Napain OP ,

well you can never be sure but here are some other posts from the same instagramnpost

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/7bb1a5b8-dcf3-40ab-a62f-e942b7ff3f90.jpeg

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/e2915fb3-dd86-4474-ab37-bda23b3a5ae8.jpeg

and many more here is the source www.instagram.com/p/C9kt2-dudag/

programmer_belch ,
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The irony detector is doing heavy lifting for me:

https://i.imgflip.com/5ud3w9.jpg

Tar_alcaran ,

Do any of those strike you as not a parody?

zigmus64 ,

None of them strike me as parody…. Plenty of folks behave as though they believe this stuff heartily. Many of them are in Milwaukee right now.

Tar_alcaran ,

I hate how right you are…

some_guy ,

Nashville, too.

makyo ,

Parody and satire have taken a real beating in the last years so I’d say ¯_(ツ)_/¯

todd_bonzalez ,

None of them are parody. Some of them feel like parody, but the poster is dead serious.

If these were supposed to be parody, we’d see a few that weren’t subtle. If they were just riffing, some would be so hyperbolic that there would be no doubt that the poster wasn’t being serious.

Instead we have a mix of memes that either kinda feel like a joke, or come across as completely serious. We can assume that whoever uploaded these earnestly identifies with each of these.

That person is extremely stupid. Dangerously stupid, even.

some_guy ,

Dangerous

Summarized for you.

scrubbles ,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

I’ll counter and say even if they are… FB and insta morons gobble up parody. They have no idea what it is. You post this over there and I guarantee you’ll get 10,000 comments agreeing with it seriously.

Rhynoplaz ,

What a bunch of assholes.

todd_bonzalez ,

Oh hey, this guy is a straight up Nazi. The more you scroll the worse it gets.

some_guy ,
victorz ,

I was also thinking this was already sarcastic/pre-memed.

MystikIncarnate , in Capitalism and fascism

From the peanut gallery, aka me… Most business are run under a more fascist principle.

I’m not talking about how the business operates in the market, or whatever… I’m talking about internal organizational behaviour.

Things are often very “my way or the highway”, with management, owners, etc.

Of course, not all businesses, but most follow some fairly fascist ideologies. They’ll tell you where to be, what to bring, what to do, when to stop… And hey, where are your papers? … I mean… Where is your company issued identification card?

They’ll watch what you’re doing, monitor and surveil you as much as they are legally allowed, govern every moment that they can, of every day you’re working there.

Capitalism and the pursuit of profit is their objective, the governance is fascist.

Business leaders engage in fascism.

… Why are we surprised that this brain rot is leaking out into actual politics? Trump is literally known for running businesses… Mostly into the ground/bankruptcy, but still. His whole thing is him being the boss. The ruler and Lord dictator over his tiny island. How are we so surprised that he’s a fascist? Shocked picachu

The best move the Nazis made was convincing everyone that yeah, the Nazis lost and are gone forever… They’re literally hiding in plain sight.

BallsandBayonets ,

It should be of little surprise (and much more widespread knowledge) that just about everyone with money in the 1930s financially supported the actual Nazi party, including but not limited to Henry Ford and George W Bush’s grandfather.

I actually disagree with the meme; capitalism is always fascism, just sometimes has a better PR team.

Eylrid ,

sometimes with a better PR team

Which is a big thing in The Boys. The company and The Seven™ are all about that PR.

Eylrid ,

Businesses use feudalism, with the monarch (CEO), court (board), and several levels of lords and vassals.

MystikIncarnate ,

Wasn’t fascism modelled after early feudalism?

There were obvious differences, fascism has more nationalism and racism, IMO, but at the core, aren’t they extremely similar?

I’m no expert on either. I just know enough to get myself into (and hopefully out of) trouble in these discussions.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Fascism is a reactionary attempt to “turn back the clock” to the glory days of Capitalism before it decayed as much. Capitalism necessarily results in crisis, at which points occasionally the Bourgeoisie and Petite Bourgeoisie, the “middle class,” work together against the lower classes, ie the Proletariat and Lumpenproletariat. It usually rises as a response to climbing Socialism as the train of thought among the Proletariat.

It isn’t necessarily modeled after anything, history isn’t driven by ideas but Material Conditions and class conflict.

comfy , (edited )
@comfy@lemmy.ml avatar

That’s not what fascism is. Fascism isn’t “when there are shitty strict rules”. In fact, classical fascism is a (failed) class collaborationist ideology where the state was supposed to mediate between interest groups of workers and bosses. protip: it didn’t. workers got screwed. (see corporatism, from the root word corpus, not corporation). Nazism didn’t do any of that but even they had their own garbage state-run labor front.

But the point being, those business are beyond even fascism. It’s straight-up pure raw capitalist dictatorship.

Chainweasel , in But don't say it out loud

No mixed feelings here, just heaps of disappointment.

RedEyeFlightControl , in Help! Violonist's drug of choice?
@RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world avatar

Rosin

Which is also a type of cannabis concentrate, lol

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Resin

YarHarSuperstar ,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

🤦

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Well blow me down, I didn’t know about that.

AVincentInSpace ,

pfp checks out

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

Rosin and resin are different things. The main difference is the method of extraction.

son_named_bort , in definitely accurate

A family of 4 living in an apartment with the dad having absolutely no job security? They really did predict the future.

GeneralVincent , in This has to be a joke...

Hey that’s me!

reason: lemmy.ml rule 1 (“butt hurt”)

I’m not really butt hurt. I’m actually a mod myself, but for a tiny community that doesn’t get a bunch of awful comments. I really do have respect for the amount of garbage the mods in [email protected] and [email protected] have to go through. Most of the comments they remove are completely valid.

But this is a meme sub so…

What the heck did you just hecking say about me, you little mod? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the lemmy.world Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda.ml, and I have over 300 confirmed comments. I am trained in gorilla shitposting and I’m the top sniper in the entire fediverse armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another mod. I will wipe you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my hecking words. You think you can get away with saying that poopy to me over the Internet? Think again, meanypants. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the fediverse and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, picklebrain. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your modlog. You’re hecking over, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can comment at you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in verbal combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the lemmy Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bubblebutt off the face of the Internet, you little bozo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” mod action was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your hecking finger. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goshdarn dumbo. I will poop butthurt comments all over you and you will drown in it. You’re hecking done, kiddo.

<3

refalo ,

now if we could just get some real mods @ lemmy.world…

saltesc OP ,

I really loved your comment. I tried to reply to you, but obv couldn’t. Then tried to PM you, but couldn’t figure it out or I just can’t.

It was really insightful for both perspective on myself and on the community.

GeneralVincent ,

Oh thanks I appreciate it, I think it was a solid meme. No community is perfect, but at least it’s easy to find an alternative community if one ends up… not being a good fit lol

Aphelion ,

Ah yes, those incredibly fair and balanced mods in [email protected], who remove my small joke comment but let the tankies brigade the comment section with propaganda. Yeah, they’re doing a great job.

GeneralVincent ,

Def some better than others. I give them props because looking through the modlog, they are good at removing or banning trolls, bigots, and far right disinfo. I just personally disagree with the seemingly frequent support for Russia, China, North Korea, etc.

At least in memes, politics isn’t the focus of the community.

58008 , in Math
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I was denied a mathematics education, for real. I can’t even do long division, nevermind that squiggly F shit. I thought that stuff was only for astrophysicists.

I want to learn basic maths, but I’m in a ‘learned helplessness’ mindset where I can’t even get through basic sums and equations intended for children (I’m old as fuck now).

I was diagnosed with autism a few years back, which kinda made no sense. I would have expected rainman powers, but numbers just don’t jive with my cunt of a brain. Maths is as inscrutable to me as people’s faces or social cues.

Liz ,

You might also have discalcula, which is a real but somewhat uncommon thing where you’re absolutely shit at math. I have no idea how to get tested for it though.

JPAKx4 ,

Cousin of dracula?

meowMix2525 ,

Close. Cousin of dyslexia.

Ethanol ,

don’t let yourself get discouraged, math isn’t everything ^^

wizzor ,

Khan academy can solve this for you, if you want.

Frog ,

+1

I was going to suggest Khan Academy. You can start at any grade level and work your way up.

OP take your time and sit down with pencil and paper.

agressivelyPassive ,

If you actually want to learn maths (that is, if you’re not just venting), you could try to ask for help in dedicated math or teaching communities.

The problem with teaching stuff you know, is to put yourself in a position of actually not knowing anything. I’m a software developer and had to teach some apprentices a few years ago, and it was really eye opening to me to see how much assumptions about the apprentice’s knowledge I made even though I thought I made my explanation “basic”.

It’s quite possible that all the tutorials you’ve read are either for literal children, so they just don’t work for your adult brain, or they’re intended for adults and assume too much.

On a personal note: how did you get into that situation? Were you home schooled?

chocosoldier ,

I transferred schools in the middle of 10th grade, and the new Algebra class I landed in was several chapters ahead. I never caught up, but the teacher passed anyone who turned in literally anything for homework so I did that.

Now in my 30’s I’m getting into indie game design, and I need that gap filled so I can write the code I need. So I went to the local thrift shop and picked up a couple old textbooks (since it’s safe to assume that nothing groundbreaking has happened in the field of basic algebra in the past twenty years) for fifty cents and I’ve been working my way through them. I don’t understand everything that’s happening, but I’m pushing ahead with the faith that somewhere along the line things will “click”.

AnarchistArtificer ,

You might enjoy Freya Holmér’s videos - I mostly know her for her excellent mathsy video essays, but she has loads of videos about “maths for game Devs” that might be useful.

shapis ,
@shapis@lemmy.ml avatar

Just go on Khan academy and do a lesson a day. It will take time(years) but you’ll learn.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’m autistic too and I had to relearn math as an adult. Now I know calculus and advanced mathematics.

I can go find some book recommendations, but when I was first learning I really got a lot out of watching The Organic Chemistry Tutor.

jsomae ,

I did an honors math+cs degree. I’m pretty good at advanced math. I never learned long division. Don’t feel bad about that.

(In case any other mathy people read this and wonder how I could understand ring theory without Euclid’s division algorithm, relax)

Zerush OP ,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar
majestictechie , in Why is it called a building

Call them “Builts”

eestileib ,

That’s exactly how it works in German.

Gebäude (“built”) for building

Gemälde (“painted”) for painting

Gedichte (“thing that was said”) for poem

lugal ,

No, built is “gebaut” not “Gebäude”. The “Ge- -e” circumfix is unrelated to the past participle. It can also be used with nouns, see “Gebirge” (range of mountains) from “Berg” (mountain)

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