The crazy things is his poll numbers have surpassed biden’s. They better find a way to keep him off the ballet because independant voters aren’t going to vote for democrats this time
One time there was a real emergency and couldn’t reach my wife. So I activated find my iPhone on her phone. It will ring at full volume no matter what. Not to abuse but useful in times of emergency.
Good to know, thanks. Wife also forgets to unmute her phone and she only answers the phone if it’s me, so if she’s aware of where I am and doesn’t expect me to be calling, she ignores any call.
Eh. Silverback dong is notoriously small. So Tarzan may have been swinging his giant meathammer around clapping them fine black haired bitches cheeks behind Kerchak's back.
Don’t try to make these people cool. Those are just villains. None of them are super. Just shit, evil human beings. Rich assholes that don’t even have interesting back stories. They’re just evil.
The fun thing with the guns is asking yourself “Do I want something fairly fitting to the lore, or do I want 6,000RPMs of ‘Fuck You’ to send across Tamriel?”
I personally went the more lore-gentle path, but only because I couldn’t find a pack that added voice lines from Blood In The Sand. If I could have gunned down Nazeem while unleashing a “BITCH TOOK MY SKULL!”, choice woulda been made.
Tell me about it. My short stack can only rest comfortably on my nuts perched on the seat - it’s that or having my head get shredded by the razor edge of the seat lol
Lil dick click rise-up! We need to fight for our RIGHTS. We can’t take this shit no more!
Hilarious, but Buried Penis is a real condition. Small dick + overweight can be a horrible combo. If you have huge balls it’s probably the ultimate triple threat. Best be carrying wet wipes to freshen up heh
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