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Fedizen , in Fellas, find yourself a girl like Tonya Harding staring at Nancy Kerrigan 😍

For some reason I thought nancy kerrigan was the zerg queen

KillerTofu ,

You’re thinking of her sister, Sarah Kerrigan.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Wasn’t she the semifinallist from Highlander?

SkyezOpen , (edited )

You’re not entirely wrong.

From the wiki:

Initially based around the character Tanya Adams in the Command & Conquer: Red Alert series, Kerrigan was named after Nancy Kerrigan, who at the time was involved in a feud with Tonya Harding.

worldwidewave , in Fellas, find yourself a girl like Tonya Harding staring at Nancy Kerrigan 😍

“Break a leg”

-Tonya

MargotRobbie ,

“Oh yeah, it’s Harding time.”

– Tonya

elcanadiano , in Fellas, find yourself a girl like Tonya Harding staring at Nancy Kerrigan 😍

The second verse of “Weird Al” Yankovic’s song, Headline News, is about these two.

Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other girl who was better And so she hired some guy to Club her in the knee cap

disguy_ovahea ,

Our society would be far better if we, as a whole, quoted Weird Al more often.

Nurse_Robot ,

Now you may find it inconceivable or rather very least a bit unlikely that The relative position of the planets and the stars Could have a special deep significance or meaning That exclusively applies to only you But, let me give you my assurance that These forecasts and predictions are all based on Solid, scientific, documented evidence So you would have to be some kind of moron Not to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true Where was I?

imPastaSyndrome ,

God damn I can’t not hear it

ColeSloth ,

Took me several tries back in the day to sing that all in one breath, but damn it, I was determined.

youtu.be/ZqUDguy4870?si=RbQRq-kF6N0S-AYd

Oka ,

Warrior!

You might incredible strength, and you can probably pwn somebody’s face.

But you are worthless without a priest, you are destined to raid for all your life.

Oka ,

They’ve got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

sigh would you look at all that stuff…

MeatsOfRage ,

And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out

And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside

And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died

Except for me

You know why?

'Cause I had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

Had my tray table up

And my seat back in the full upright position

Broken_Monitor ,

Wow that music video sure is something. Thanks for that one

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

Hired some guy to do what

Edit: oh like in that movie

xavier666 ,

Wait, the events are real? 🤯

bstix ,
Lawnman23 ,

Yep, huge deal in the mid-90’s. Living through the 90’s was a wild ride for so many different reasons.

Rhynoplaz ,

Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmmmm…

StoneyDcrew , in open doors transaction

“we wanted to improve player emersion by getting them to find the blue credit key card in real life”

Zerush , in The United States be like, "Who are you voting for?"
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Currently the one which use the bigger Diaper.

Octavus , in 4 sosp'cks to 1 kitt

Muricans would rather not measure at all that to measure with metric system and they don’t even know why xD

JakeShelton , in One of my favorite things in scifi is when later movies/shows have to try to write around old design chocies.

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Venator , in The United States be like, "Who are you voting for?"

The one who gives us water for sure…

figaro , in The United States be like, "Who are you voting for?"

Funny! But like Palatine isn’t actively trying to end the voting system so am going to vote for him for the sake of the future

Prunebutt , (edited )

So we can have the same rodeo again in 4 years, yaaaay!

AVincentInSpace ,

Better than a guaranteed loss, right?

Prunebutt ,

How many elections that are “the most important” until people notice that representative elections don’t work? (Even in non-fptp electoral systems)

AVincentInSpace ,

Still, better to vote for the candidate that will ensure that forms of political action besides voting will continue to be legal

Prunebutt ,

Funny use of the word “ensure”.

Buttermilk ,
@Buttermilk@lemmy.ml avatar

Listen Jack, the schools need riot police to ensure the safety of their lawns.

o_d ,
@o_d@lemmygrad.ml avatar

The problem with liberal democracies isn’t that representatives are elected, its who those politicians represent. It’s not the working class, except when it is and those politicians get Salvador Allende’d 💀.

Honytawk ,

Every election is important, if they weren’t why even hold an election?

Prunebutt ,

In US politics it’s always “if the dems don’t win, then it’s the end of the free world”.

vzq ,

Remember last time? You guys got pretty close to an actual real life coup d’etat. How many more constitutional crises do you think you can dodge?

You bet your ass the next VP candidate will be vetted to “do the right thing”.

corsicanguppy ,

Not the free world; just America as a mostly-free state.

Prunebutt ,

Lol. As if the dems don’t slide into fascism. Cop City is bi-partisan.

AVincentInSpace ,

Best not to vote then? Best to let the guy win who has promised on the campaign trail to make the lives of trans people, women, immigrants, basically everyone who isn’t a straight white male, as miserable as he possibly can, and not put up even a token resistance against Israel, because the other guy isn’t resisting Israel as hard as we’d like and is therefore just as bad?

I hate Biden too but not voting is not the solution.

Prunebutt ,

I hate Biden too but not voting is not the solution.

Never claimed it was.

corsicanguppy ,

Incomplete sentence.

null ,

You’re not going to take any action to make things better during those 4 years? Why not?

Prunebutt , (edited )

I wonder how many of the “vote blue no matter who” crowd participate in direct action.

null ,

Well, well, well. If it isn’t the exact non-answer I was expecting to get from that question. (Albeit with more spelling mistakes)

Prunebutt ,

I’m not from the US, smartypants.

To answer your question: Electoralism is IMHO a waste of time. I’d ratherbe politically active e.g. in a union.

null ,

I’m not from the US, smartypants.

So? You’re snarkily commenting on the actions of a US citizen.

The fact remains that there’s work to be done by the people and it will either happen under Biden or Trump.

One of those options is clearly more inhabitable than the other.

You being from another country and sowing political discord isn’t the gotcha you think it is.

Prunebutt ,

So? You’re snarkily commenting on the actions of a US citizen.

You were asking me what I was about to do in the coming 4 years, probably concerning US politics.

The fact remains that there’s work to be done by the people and it will either happen under Biden or Trump.

Again: You were adressing me.

One of those options is clearly more inhabitable than the other.

It’s not about inhability. It’s about a system that’s in constant peril of sliding into fascism isn’t worth defending.

You being from another country and sowing political discord isn’t the gotcha you think it is.

I’m not trying to do that. This is an international meme community about politics (nowhere it’s specified that it’s exclusively about US politics). If I’m not allowed to show my political beliefs here: where can I show them?

Trust me: I’d rather no nothing about the politics of that failed state. But here we are with the world police noticing that it has - like all police - a fascism problem. 🙄

null ,

You were asking me what I was about to do in th coming 4 years, probably concerning US politics.

Yeah, shame on me for assuming you were commenting on something that mattered to you. Egg on my face for not recognizing that you’re just cackling from the sidelines.

It’s not about inhability. It’s about a system that’s in constant peril of sliding into fascism isn’t worth defending.

Then you’re either saying there’s no way to fix that system (which is pointless and petulant). Or that there’s work to do beyond voting to make those fixes (which, see my previous comment)

I’m not trying to do that.

Then frankly, it’s not clear what you’re actually trying to do. Whatever it is, its coming off as pointless and annoying at best and deliberately divisive at worst.

Prunebutt ,

Then you’re either saying there’s no way to fix that system (which is pointless and petulant).

I beg to differ: POSIWID

The system is beyond saving and is working as intended. Build dual power outside of electoralism. Incidently: that’s what I’m planning to do.

null ,

Fancy, semantic way of getting right back to my point which was “this system bad > change to different system”.

Is that clearer for you?

corsicanguppy ,

Only until you vote in better people. Then it’s a periodic duty to pick the course of your country.

Like we could do too if we got rid of the bathroom fixation and all the anti-science pro-oil blowhards and hillbillies.

Prunebutt ,

Only until you vote in better people.

I wont hold my breath

ArcticAmphibian ,

Palpatine kinda DID end the voting system (analogue to parliamentary democracy):

“The Imperial Senate will no longer be of any concern to us. I’ve just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.” -Grand Moff Tarkin

So, in other words, the two are more alike than is initially obvious.

Asudox , in Seems fishy

Post this in !fuckyouinparticular as well.

Facebones , in Hey girl

Pfft I’m in the us and mine was in Australia. That shit lasted longer than some of our IRL relationships.

Takios ,
@Takios@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I’ve been in a long distance relationship for 5 years now, still gong strong!

Pelicanen ,

How do you make it work? I’ve been in a few but after a while the heartache from missing them gets unbearable.

FlembleFabber ,

I feel like “making it work” often is working towards a long term goal of living together in the future

Takios ,
@Takios@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It certainly needs a special type of person I think. We are both very independent people for example and we value alone-times.
It helps that we have a common interest that can be shared via the distance: Playing videogames and watching shows like Star Trek together.

corsicanguppy ,

Careful with the distance ones. A girl I worked with left her spouse and took her kids to AUS to be with her dream partner; who only forgot to disclose the fact that he was a high level drug dealer. Sometimes you miss out on important details like that, so just be careful.

MeDuViNoX , in The United States be like, "Who are you voting for?"
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

I wish they were that cool.

variants ,

We have Joe at home

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Oh God, the maga crowd are just War Boys trying to be witnessed

imnapr , in The United States be like, "Who are you voting for?"
@imnapr@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Hmmm I dunno, they look kinda young to be president

usualsuspect191 , in The United States be like, "Who are you voting for?"

Both sides, amIright?

ikilledtheradiostar , in The United States be like, "Who are you voting for?"

We count write ins for toecutter as for Joe

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