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itsAllDigital , in Who cares to touch the grass?

What about YYYY/MM/DD?

jungekatz ,
@jungekatz@lib.lgbt avatar

Works , but MMDDYY ugh

KiofKi ,
@KiofKi@feddit.de avatar

Even better, easier sorting.

Holzkohlen ,

Yeah, that’s the one you use for filenames. Backup images and the likes.

EFZL5NM0 ,

Use hyphens instead of slashes and we’re on the same page.

merc ,

Why would you put the day in a secondary sub-folder?

VikingHippie ,

Nobody puts Baby in a tertiary folder!

Declamatie ,

Now that I think of it, this may actually be a pretty nice system to store files hierarchically by date.

merc ,

It’s definitely something you can do when the year is in the most-significant-digits place in the order and the day-of-the-month is in the least-significant place.

harmonea , in Hydrox are actually pretty good
@harmonea@kbin.social avatar

Did you just call Hydrox an Oreo knockoff

My dude, the better-entrenched brand is not always the original.

X3N0T1CT OP ,
@X3N0T1CT@thelemmy.club avatar

No I did not, it was just a comment on their superior flavor profile. Sorry if it came out wrong, English isn’t my first language.

harmonea ,
@harmonea@kbin.social avatar

It's a context thing, not a language thing. People will usually assume your title (hydrox) has something to do with the thing you posted (oreo knockoffs).

X3N0T1CT OP ,
@X3N0T1CT@thelemmy.club avatar

I’m also bad at context

Kokanee08 ,

Context is also not my first language

ArtisinalBS ,

Context is my first language!
People don’t think it be like it Is, but it do.

VikingHippie ,

See also: sarcasm, nonverbal social clues and tennis.

aplomBomb ,

Well it’s no wonder Oreo took over, who wants to eat cookies that sound like a cleaning detergent?

It’s either that or your grandma’s biscuits that help her poop.

P.S. Not trying to attack you, just always wondered why anyone would choose HYDROX(it sounds like a fucking poison, right? am i the only one? WHAT IS GOING ON??) AS THE NAME OF THEIR GOD DAMN COOKIE!!!11!!!

Blastasaurus ,

Yeh I fully agree. Horrible branding.

xx3r ,

Hydrox could be a detergent, medicine, plumbing brand, pet supplument, video game boss, maybe even a sports drink but NOT a freaking cookie.

PraiseTheSoup ,

I lost it at “video game boss” but honestly you’re spot on with all of these.

PsychedSy ,

You’ve never grabbed a bottle of fabuloso to wet your whistle?

DracEULA ,

Newman-o’s is the superior cream filled sandwich cookie.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S , in Technically Correct...
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

If any of my relatives ever read this, you have my full permission to do whatever stupid shit with my ashes you want, the stupider the better. Or if you want to dunk on or generally make a joke out of my passing, that’s encouraged too. It would be a nice send-off.

Bread_And_Buried ,

I would much rather people have a laugh, and some relief than the usual horrible process of grieving…

stu ,
@stu@lemmy.pit.ninja avatar

What’s ironic is it’s usually the type of people with your type of attitude that I miss and grieve for the most.

Holzkohlen ,

Has anyone tried baking with it? I’d make you into pie and let it in too long, so you get cremated twice.

InputZero ,

As a matter of fact, yes. A few cultures have or do practice Endocannibalism as a death ritual.

Solaris1789 , in Ad blockers are a must
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We can only hope normal people start using firefox again and ditch the piece of cold garbage that is chrome/ium. Though i doubt most people nowadays will even think about switching browsers (like how windows still has like 75+% of market share despite its quality freefalling since win10 and the most user hostile stuff being added)

yogthos OP ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

If experience gets bad enough then people will look for alternatives. IE was something like 90% of the market share at one point and then it lost it fairly rapidly.

words_number ,

Not sure if software enshittification really makes people switch. I wish they would but I’m not convinced. I’d say the windows freefall started after windows 7:

8 was universally agreed to be complete horseshit because they were trying to make it work for both, touch and keyboard/mouse, which obviously failed.

10 felt like a sponsored-by-ads freemium cheap spyware, adding even more inconsistencies with these different system settings windows, adding cortana which literally not a single person on earth wanted to use but was hard to disable/remove and embracing the microsoft store which is the most cursed shithole of all (including google playstore which is already bad enough).

11 Is just like 10 but takes away essential settings, making every professional users workflow 40% slower for no reason.

Win7 also had issues, but it felt much more usable for professional use. Also much less bloated with bullcrap nobody ever asked for (preinstalled candycrush anyone?). So for me that was clearly peak windows. Obviously, every half-decent linux distro was at least as good, many were better even from a pure users perspective. After that, linux desktops got better and windows got worse. Nowadays its no competition if you ask me. But still, few people swicht from the pre-installed OS…

agentshags ,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

Win2k was fun

railsdev ,

I’m heavily anti-Windows but if I had to pick a release (and have it supported forever) Windows 2000 would be my pick. Pure NT kernel, no 9x bullshit? Sign me up.

mustardman ,

Win7 also had issues, but it felt much more usable for professional use

What issues did you have? I remember it only being light on resources, stable, and aesthetically pleasing. The UI introduced snap-to-edge, which was such a game changer at the time and really makes Windows versions before it feel archaic in comparison. It was the last Windows version before the layout of settings stopped making sense.

I’m sure this is just rose-tinted glasses so I might be ignoring some issues, but I can’t recall anything in particular.

words_number ,

Yes I also remember it as pretty awesome! It had some normal windows fails, like the search in explorer searching through many file formats content instead of only just file names (which would be a reasonable default), thus being slow, needing to build a search index (doing heavy work in the background on its own, which is terrible) and making it super weird to navigate the results. And of course windows update, which was always enormously heavy and slow and required reboots. And of course hiding file extensions by default (I think they still do it. Who the fuck is so damn stupid to make this the default?! Heck, I wouldn’t even allow this setting at all).

Thinking of it, these three little examples all stayed the same or got even much worse with later versions (updates!). E.g. in win10 the explorer search is still unusable but they managed to fuck up the start menu search as well (which worked well in win7).

nxfsi , in Autocorrect do be right sometimes
avrg , in WYM I'M UNQUALIFIED?!

The same energy as “entry level job, 10 years of work experience needed”.

Nougat , (edited ) in Hot water can change your life

That's because the inside of a raw egg is soft, and the inside of a raw potato is hard. Boiling water brings them both to a similar texture.

Edit: Not to mention that the inside of an egg is mainly protein, while the inside of a potato is mainly starch and cell membranes. Heat causes proteins to tighten, and causes starches and cell membranes to break down.

The effects of the environment on each of these things have everything to do with what the things are.

MotoAsh ,

nono, think stupider, then it won’t make literal sense but speak profoundly to you about motivation.

You too can earn billions of dollars without a small loan from DaddyBucks if you simply … try (read: magically overcome every external factor that makes it nigh impossible)

Nougat ,

Any time I try to think as stupidly as so many people apparently do, I get a MAGAraine.

MotoAsh ,

Same… and a strong urge to seppuku.

protist ,

You don’t understand, those eggs made a choice to harden up, just like those potatoes chose to become soft liberal cucks

Nougat ,

Fucking' pinko lefty potatoes.

qjkxbmwvz ,

What do you put on potatoes? Ketchup. What color is ketchup? Red. What color are commies?

I rest my case.

variants ,

But eggs need ketchup too, come to think of it, ever food source known to man needs ketchup

bigkahuna1986 ,

It’s like the boats that look up at the sky, when rocks only look at the ground.

bblkargonaut , in Piracy

I paid $1000 for books my first semester of college back in 2007. I felt so burnt and violated I never bought another textbook. I made it through the rest of undergrad, a masters, and a PhD in biochemistry by checking out books from the library, borrowing textbooks from friends, and going sailing. When I taught I made it a point to teach my students about all the ways they can avoid becoming a victim like myself.

velox_vulnus , (edited ) in Dunes vs Star Wars

Star Wars is a ripoff of some international (Italian? Japanese? I don’t know) movie.

Catoblepas ,

Hidden Fortress by Akira Kurosawa. It’s still enjoyable today IMO, and you can really see how some of the characters are a direct line to Star Wars characters.

velox_vulnus ,

Now this information makes “Star Wars Visions: Ronin” look like the the “back to the roots” material.

dubyakay ,

Akakiri is an even better example.

chiliedogg ,

It also partially explains the Western feeling to Star Wars. Lots of Kurisawa films were made into Westerns.

Seven Samurai became the Magnificent Seven (and Bug’s Life!). Yojimbo and Sanjuro became A Fistful of Dollars and A Few Dollars More.

moshtradamus666 ,

I also remember many designs and visual concepts were also based on a French scify graphic novel.

Rolando ,
ArtieShaw ,

If you watch enough old scifi and adventure movies, you'll learn to welcome the "so that's where Lucas took that idea from" feeling as an old friend. He lifted a lot.

RiderExMachina ,

Well, you know the old adage: “Good artists copy, great artists steal”

SchmidtGenetics ,

The sci-fi artists were really all copying each other and building off of one another anyways.

It’s the same with almost all art anyways, it’s “inspiration” by another word.

IzzyJ ,
@IzzyJ@lemmy.world avatar

That just is what all storytelling is. You mix and match characters, tropes, settings, and such from other stories and irl and mix it all together to get something “original”

SchmidtGenetics ,

Well even paintings and music is usually inspired by something as well, it’s not just limited to the medium of story telling.

IzzyJ ,
@IzzyJ@lemmy.world avatar

True, storytelling is just easier to track and what the thread was about

CptEnder ,

The Hero with 1000 Faces

Linkerbaan ,
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BlackNo1 ,

pretty much everything is a rip off of everything.

A fistful of dollars which has become the archetypal western is also just a rip off of yojimbo im addition to the magnificent seven being a rip off the seven samurai which was also directed by kurosawa the same guy who made the movie star wars ripped off.

db2 , in Lift like China, bro 🇨🇳💪
imnotfromkaliningrad ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

hahaha, look at this racist caricature!

— some westerner

drdiddlybadger ,
@drdiddlybadger@pawb.social avatar

How is this racist?

Bro just looks like Pooh if he was smart he would’ve capitalized on it as a political symbol and stole that shit from Disney.

imnotfromkaliningrad ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

the whole joke is based on the trope of yellow = asian. also, it was invented by redditors.

drdiddlybadger ,
@drdiddlybadger@pawb.social avatar

Y’all are tripping he literally has the Pooh bear smile and set of eyes I don’t know any other Chinese people who look like ghatm he has a DISTINCT Pooh bear ass look. This got nothing to do with Pooh being yellow. You might as well say the red shirt is a communism reference.

Beardsley ,

Dude, try not to pull something stretching that hard.

nxdefiant ,

Motherfucker could be wearing a red shirt with honey dripping off his clenched fist and y’all’d still call it racist.

saltesc , (edited )

the whole joke is based on the trope of yellow = asian. also, it was invented by redditors.

knowyourmeme.com/…/xi-jinping-winnie-the-pooh-com…

You’re either stupid or you’ve been paid. Not a thing you said is even remotely true. I think you’ll find it couldn’t be further from it.

intrepid ,

It’s definitely the second - paid. Look how new people are turning up with long posts supposedly debunking ‘western propaganda’, supported by suspicious external sources. Also not how a pro- China post here is upvoted by multiple people as soon as it’s posted. All these could be one person. Even so, why go through so much trouble supporting a person others consider as a dictator?

imnotfromkaliningrad ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

sorry, but im not getting paid, even though i would love to be. how about you? you sound awfully fed-like

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

The is just reheated BlueAnonsense from the many RussiaGate conspiracy theories.


Paris Marx: The TikTok ban is all about preserving US power

Confidant6198 OP , (edited )

I have no idea how comparing Chinese people to yellow animals is racist 🤔. I really wonder how 🤔

Next thing you’ll tell me is that comparing black people to monkeys and Jews to demons is racist too. Damn, this woke crowd! /j/s

hungryphrog ,

You know what’s also racist? China genociding Uyghurs. Quit pretending that the fact that the US is an imperialist piece of shit means that China is good.

Confidant6198 OP ,

Source: Western Media

Which lie 105% of the time. The extra 5% is when they make random shit up and lie more to justify the random shit they made up.

There is no Uygur genocide. Nice try C.I.A.

Rustmilian ,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar
imnotfromkaliningrad ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

red scare bullshit. western media is writing this in order to deflect from the real spying done by the united states. even if the lies told by western propaganda would have anything to do in reality, why would you care about a far away government collecting intelligence about you over the one that can (and will) actually hurt you?

Rustmilian , (edited )
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

why would you care about a far away government collecting intelligence about you over the one that can (and will) actually hurt you?

Both of you are dangerous in truth. We don’t trust anyone. (⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠>⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■ Why do you think we use FOSS?

imnotfromkaliningrad ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

i use foss because i like the idea of it (its basically cyber leftism), as well as to hide from western intelligence, since i have the misfortune of living in there. why are YOU using it?

unlike western nations, china is a a dictatorship of the proletariat, aka a peoples state. you will only be targered, if you are some kind of rightist. i happen to support the targeting of such people, to the point that i believe the prc isnt doing nearly enough in this regard, allowing elements like deng xiaoping to rise through the ranks. cuba and korea are much more consequent in this regard.

intrepid ,

You people go around calling others NSA, CIA and what not. But from my perspective, all your counter arguments are similar, consistent and repetitive. I have seen the same in other communities as well. At this point, you might as well concede that you’re running a CCP propaganda campaign on the lemmyverse, instead of trying to discredit others.

intrepid ,

Source: Western Media

Which lie 105% of the time. The extra 5% is when they make random shit up and lie more to justify the random shit they made up.

Compared to what? The obscure, unsubstantiated, suspicious and clearly pro-Chinese news sources referenced here by you and your buddies?

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

and so is chinese and Russian media. go ahead make sure the news source is centrist, and not get into political fights. also do you notice that communist symbols are banned in former communist nations.

imnotfromkaliningrad ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

there aint no genocide perpetrated by the prc. even IF all the fake evidence provided by the west were real (it isnt) it would still look absolutely ridiculous in comparison to real genocides like the one in gaza and all the other places brutalized by the us and their puppets.

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

then you must believe satellites aren’t real.

imnotfromkaliningrad ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

us communists literally invented them, shitlib. is the american education system so terrible that you dont even know things as basic as that?

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

what’s sputnik then?

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

also shut your shitmerican ass up.

BachenBenno ,

Not so fast. While it is certainly questionable what they are doing and I personally don’t like China either, the Uyghur situation is complicated and Bad Empanada made a detailed analysis of the situation while trying to be unbiased. Most of what we see (or rather saw since the trend kind of died) in western media is very exxagerated and there were reasons that had little to do with ethnicity.

You can watch it here, it’s very long but worth it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz9ICFDk8Js

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

I thought blahaj was better than this.

The US tried to foment division in China by funding and organizing terrorist cells in Xinjiang, and when those efforts failed it concocted and promoted a genocide narrative. Antony Blinken is still pushing this slop, just two weeks ago.

We see here for example the evolution of public opinion in regards to China. In 2019, the ‘Uyghur genocide’ was broken by the media (Buzzfeed, of all outlets). In this story, we saw the machine I described up until now move in real time. Suddenly, newspapers, TV, websites were all flooded with stories about the ‘genocide’, all day, every day. People whom we’d never heard of before were brought in as experts — Adrian Zenz, to name just one; a man who does not even speak a word of Chinese.

Organizations were suddenly becoming very active and important. The World Uyghur Congress, a very serious-sounding NGO, is actually an NED Front operating out of Germany […]. From their official website, they declare themselves to be the sole legitimate representative of all Uyghurs — presumably not having asked Uyghurs in Xinjiang what they thought about that.

The WUC also has ties to the Grey Wolves, a fascist paramilitary group in Turkey, through the father of their founder, Isa Yusuf Alptekin.

Documents came out from NGOs to further legitimize the media reporting. This is how a report from the very professional-sounding China Human Rights Defenders (CHRD) came to exist. They claimed ‘up to 1.3 million’ Uyghurs were imprisoned in camps. What they didn’t say was how they got this number: they interviewed a total of 10 people from rural Xinjiang and asked them to estimate how many people might have been taken away. They then extrapolated the guesstimates they got and arrived at the 1.3 million figure.

Sanctions were enacted against China — Xinjiang cotton for example had trouble finding buyers after Western companies were pressured into boycotting it. Instead of helping fight against the purported genocide, this act actually made life more difficult for the people of Xinjiang who depend on this trade for their livelihood (as we all do depend on our skills to make a livelihood).

Any attempt China made to defend itself was met with more suspicion. They invited a UN delegation which was blocked by the US. The delegation eventually made it there, but three years later. The Arab League also visited Xinjiang and actually commended China on their policies — aimed at reducing terrorism through education and social integration, not through bombing like we tend to do in the West.

Rustmilian , (edited )
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

False. “Chinese people” aren’t being compared to “yellow animals”. The only thing happening here is your dear leader looking like a cartoon Bear 🐻.

Confidant6198 OP ,

No, I am not racist. I just think this Chinese person looks like a yellow animal, but let me just pretend is this one person, so it is okay with others not to call me out on my racism. /s

I bet it is also okay to say that African leaders I don’t like look like other kinds of primates /s.

Since I don’t like them it must be okay to be racist towards them /s

This is what happen when people are not taught critical race theory. They don’t even know that they are being racist 🤦🏾‍♂️

Rustmilian ,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

You’re the only one “comparing Chinese people to yellow animals” in truth. Your Irony is delicious to me.

intrepid ,

Wow! The amount of dishonesty in your words is staggering. Nobody pretended that it was against one person - they mentioned only one person. You’re the one who twisted their words and pretended that it’s against an entire race. In fact, you are the only one who mentioned the Chinese race here.

And the racist tirade against Africans. They didn’t say that - you did. You made a racist insult in order to argue that others are racist. To be honest, no one else here is anywhere close to a racist as you are.

And please stop hiding behind ridiculous accusations of racism. It’s an extremely common and cheap tactic employed by autocrats to misdirect.

imnotfromkaliningrad ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

i am not racist! [insert african leader] just happens to look like a monkey! i am not racist i swear!!!

same energy. you should do some self criticism. just because western society normalized casual racism against “permitted enemies” doesnt make it okay.

Rustmilian , (edited )
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

You really just compared “African leader” to “a monkey”. I can’t, I can’t believe it. The irony, the sheer irony, it’s delicious, so very delicious, keep feeding me more of this shit.

You’re completely miss understanding the entire thing. You’re dear lead is being compared to an iconic, childhood beloved, Disney, cartoon bear 🐻, and you think it’s racist? How foolish.

intrepid ,

Somebody compares your dear supreme dictator to a cartoon bear. You: “You are racist against all Chinese”.

Even after others clarify that it’s against one person, you have your ears plugged and crying racism. You know what it sounds like? A scripted act to pretend that you’re morally right. In fact, I have seen this so many times. It’s from your masters’ propaganda playbook, isn’t it?

Rustmilian , (edited )
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

this you?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ae144b93-37a5-494a-9bad-2e69253d1c17.jpeg

Funny how you went from saluting the American flag to being a Chinese propagandist.

imnotfromkaliningrad ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

lemmitor not understanding irony, as usual. homeboy was obviously joking.

Confidant6198 OP ,

Exactly, this was a joke since the person said “freedom”

Confidant6198 OP ,

Yep, I was joking

Confidant6198 OP ,

It is scary how this racist comparison is being upvoted

Glide ,

Not as scary as the propaganda you’re spreading with the original post.

davel ,
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Glide ,

I didn’t call it nonsense. The truth of the statement isn’t in question just by calling it propaganda. I’m criticizing it because cherry-picking economic successes to celebrate an oppressive regime is a concerning behaviour.

davel , (edited )
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Raising 800 million people out of poverty in the span of 70 years is not “cherry picking,” it’s the “greatest such achievement in history” by the UN’s own reckoning. How do you square the circle of China being an “oppressive regime” and raising 800 million people out of poverty? I’m sure you’ve been fed virtually the same fire hose of cold war propaganda your whole life as I have.

concerning behavior jagoff Thank you for your concern trolling.

Donuthole ,

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imnotfromkaliningrad ,
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the difference between our copypastas is the fact that mine is based in material reality. DEATH TO AMERICA

davel ,
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😂

I’m pretty sure they think their copypasta has magical censorship powers, which is the kind of thinking I usually only see in SovCits.

Objection ,

Oh great the NSA bots have showed up

How’s the weather in Langley?

davel , (edited )
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Here we go with this lemmitor copypasta dumbassery again.


Neither the Tiananmen riots nor Pooh is censored in China. I think Lemmitors themselves made up the Pooh censorship nonsense.


And the Uyghur bullshit has been debunked six ways to Sunday.

The US tried to foment division in China by funding and organizing terrorist cells in Xinjiang, and when those efforts failed it concocted and promoted a genocide narrative. Antony Blinken is still pushing this slop, just two weeks ago.

We see here for example the evolution of public opinion in regards to China. In 2019, the ‘Uyghur genocide’ was broken by the media (Buzzfeed, of all outlets). In this story, we saw the machine I described up until now move in real time. Suddenly, newspapers, TV, websites were all flooded with stories about the ‘genocide’, all day, every day. People whom we’d never heard of before were brought in as experts — Adrian Zenz, to name just one; a man who does not even speak a word of Chinese.

Organizations were suddenly becoming very active and important. The World Uyghur Congress, a very serious-sounding NGO, is actually an NED Front operating out of Germany […]. From their official website, they declare themselves to be the sole legitimate representative of all Uyghurs — presumably not having asked Uyghurs in Xinjiang what they thought about that.

The WUC also has ties to the Grey Wolves, a fascist paramilitary group in Turkey, through the father of their founder, Isa Yusuf Alptekin.

Documents came out from NGOs to further legitimize the media reporting. This is how a report from the very professional-sounding China Human Rights Defenders (CHRD) came to exist. They claimed ‘up to 1.3 million’ Uyghurs were imprisoned in camps. What they didn’t say was how they got this number: they interviewed a total of 10 people from rural Xinjiang and asked them to estimate how many people might have been taken away. They then extrapolated the guesstimates they got and arrived at the 1.3 million figure.

Sanctions were enacted against China — Xinjiang cotton for example had trouble finding buyers after Western companies were pressured into boycotting it. Instead of helping fight against the purported genocide, this act actually made life more difficult for the people of Xinjiang who depend on this trade for their livelihood (as we all do depend on our skills to make a livelihood).

Any attempt China made to defend itself was met with more suspicion. They invited a UN delegation which was blocked by the US. The delegation eventually made it there, but three years later. The Arab League also visited Xinjiang and actually commended China on their policies — aimed at reducing terrorism through education and social integration, not through bombing like we tend to do in the West.

imnotfromkaliningrad ,
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thanks for the great work work! educating liberals is tedious.

davel ,
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intrepid ,

Yeah. Considering how hard it is to cook up news sources that support your propaganda. There is not one reputable source in your references. And you start celebrating!

davel ,
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It’s not hard to find news sources that support yours: it’s been blasted in our faces all day every day our entire lives.

A KGB spy and a CIA agent meet up in a bar for a friendly drink.

“I have to admit, I’m always so impressed by Soviet propaganda. You really know how to get people worked up,” the CIA agent says.

“Thank you,” the KGB says. “We do our best but truly, it’s nothing compared to American propaganda. Your people believe everything your state media tells them.”

The CIA agent drops his drink in shock and disgust. “Thank you friend, but you must be confused… There’s no propaganda in America.”

.

intrepid ,

Your answer to everything is just trash? Keep it to yourself.

davel ,
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All of the above is in US college curricula and none of it is controversial. It’s in history, polysci, public relations, journalism, and marketing schools.

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

lemme check those sources on ground news.

Rustmilian , (edited )
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Just because your dear leader looks like a cartoon bear, that doesn’t make us racist.

davel , (edited )
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FWIW the meme originally came from China, but Western libs do be racializing it every chance they get.

your dear leader

🙄 That ain’t how we do; that’s how libs do: Great man theory

imnotfromkaliningrad ,
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afaik the og meme also included obama as tigger (which is a weird way to represent black people) but he is now omitted for some reason…

Rustmilian , (edited )
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That’s a weird way of saying :

I’mma pull bullshit out of my ass with no evidence.

davel ,
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Yes. I’m not sure how the meme was supposed to be interpreted originally, but without any context, I think it’s adorable.

imnotfromkaliningrad ,
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i can imagine that the original creator really just made a light hearted joke, but liberals have to corrupt absolutely everything

intrepid ,

Ah, yes! The yellow animal strawman! Do you people have some playbook or something? Look for something new. This one has become a cliché.

BTW, it’s not racist to insult an evil man or regime. But like any true evil regime, you spin that as an attack on an entire race. Nobody other than you even mentioned the Chinese people. It’s like those evil gangs that use commoners as shield. It’s just pathetic.

butwhyishischinabook ,

It’s scary how vapid the authoritarian, bootlicking, tankie brain is.

Woozythebear ,

Found the racist

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in USA school equipment

If the good kids don’t have guns who’s going to stop the bad kids?

Serialchemist ,

We don’t need to arm the teachers - just the Hall Monitors!

secret300 ,

Hell, that hall monitor would probably do more than the police

TokenBoomer ,

The students should just protest the genocide in elementary, the police will never be allowed to leave. Bob’s your uncle.

Serialchemist ,

I am blinded by your brilliance. Well done!

TokenBoomer ,

Thanks. Early onset dementia tends to focus the mind. /s

Kalkaline ,
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Heavily militarized police once the bad kids run out of ammo.

rusticus ,

Only after 1.5 hours waiting outside though!!

Source: multiple school shootings

umbrella ,
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can’t get the heroes to risk their lives

grue , in It's that easy!

This is Lemmy; we can put that slightly more extreme version right here!

(I don’t think it really is NSFW, but I’ll put it behind a spoiler tag to honor your opinion.)

NSFWhttps://climatejustice.social/system/cache/media_attachments/files/112/303/378/431/889/363/original/c958f771d6ef5b99.jpg

lemmyreader OP ,

🙂 👍

Viking_Hippie ,

I don’t think it really is NSFW

Not that I find it in any way objectionable myself, but I’d say that in a very literal sense it’s not safe for work. At least if you work for a corporation or similar type of soulless entity 😉

psud ,

I haven’t yet been convinced that giving up meat can help. Specifically, I haven’t seen the question of what happens to the grazing land.

If it is left to burn, the carbon it contains cycles grass ➡️ fire ➡️ CO2, particles ➡️ grass, etc

If it’s left to rot it’s grass ➡️ methane, CO2 ➡️ grass

If it is rewilded the carbon cycles grass ➡️ meat, methane ➡️ predators, etc

If left as it is it’s the same, but with us in place of the predators.

I really feel like there is no way of preventing the carbon emissions of grasslands, but at least if they’re making meat for us we can work on engineering a way out of the methane release, and people are working on that

And at worst it’s not fossil carbon, it’s renewable, the carbon emitted is captured again when the grass regrows

There’s carbon in the farm equipment, but that’s the same in all farming

zbyte64 ,

Grass fed cattle and corn fed cattle have very different impacts on the environment. “Meatless Mondays” to me says “eat less meat” which in turn means more money for “Grass-Fed Steak Fridays”.

psud ,

Ok, let’s use grain finished beef as an example. The carbon is still from a renewable source, it’ll be recaptured when the grain regrows

davel ,
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Reporter: [REDACTED]
Reason: Violent threats

porky-scared-flipped gui-better porky-point

jubilationtcornpone , in stop playing tetris!!1!1!!

I expect to see this reported as fact on Newsmax by the middle of next week.

MrVilliam ,

“For our next segment: Is Tetris woke? Let’s discuss.”

“Has Nintendo been grooming youths to attack traditional family values?”

“Should us real patriots start boycotting video games?”

TimeSquirrel ,
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Let's not give Nintendo credit for this one. His name is Alexey Pajitnov.

MrVilliam ,

Right, because they never blame the wrong people while they’re blaming the wrong things. Paragons of virtue and real sticklers for accuracy to maintain their journalistic integrity, those ones.

TimeSquirrel ,
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What? No, I just mean to give the original creator of the game the credit he deserves. It was originally stolen from him.

MrVilliam ,

Lol I know, I was just bouncing back for an extra dig at those shitty networks.

FlaminGoku , in The law is the law

I get no respect!

When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my Mother

I could tell my parents didn’t want me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

The city hated me so much, they towed the hearse at my funeral!

The_Mastermind ,

Is this a copypasta ?

holycrap ,

It’s a bunch of Rodney Dangerfield jokes

nothx ,
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I’m pretty sure part of it is Rodney Dangerfield.

FlaminGoku ,

It’s 2 Rodney Dangerfield jokes plus the last one using his delivery.

He loved to fire off 2-3 one-liners that were loosely tied by a theme.

Diplomjodler3 ,

It is now.

The_Mastermind ,

Shit

shartworx , in There is zero need for millions of office drones to be on the road daily.

Some companies are doing it to create a hostile workplace to increase attrition. If an employee quits, they don’t have to pay unemployment or severance. Other companies have huge investments in corporate real estate. They have been sitting on short-term loans that are coming due. The property owners are keeping their real-estate values artificially high, but to one wants to rent/lease them, so they aren’t as valuable as in practice as they look on paper. Some companies get tax breaks from cities to put their offices there and will not continue to reap those rewards if their workers are not coming into the city. Don’t let them gaslight you about culture or face time because that has all been debunked. A lot of remote workers are coming in to the office and sitting on Zoom/Teams calls in their cubicles.

melpomenesclevage ,

The dumbest most mismanaged bullshit in history.

A history that includes the fucking Bolsheviks!

protozoan_ninja ,

You think the Bolsheviks were bad, just look at the guy they replaced. He made the Bolsheviks look good!

melpomenesclevage ,

Korensky? He wasnt great, but I don’t think he was as bad as those dipshits. At least he didn’t murder all the communists.

protozoan_ninja , (edited )

I actually meant the tsar, and I can understand feeling bad for Kerensky (poor man must have been so confused, when all he had to do was get on a train out of Dodge as of mid-late September 1917 and anyone with an ounce of sense could have told him this), but don’t hold him up as a leading light of proper management and doing shit the smart way, okay?

melpomenesclevage ,

Yeah I’m just bitter about the Bolsheviks betraying the revolution so they could be on top before it was even finished, abd doing it so completely.

Yes, monarchs were often worse, and Nick was particularly spectacular in that regard. But the USSR is sort of a recognizable legibly-modern example; they had tell communications and (shitty, because they had a chance to be decades ahead of everyone else and noped out) computers and airplanes and stuff. And while they’re not the worst, they’re well past the “there is no fucking excuse to suck this much” line. So that’s my “worse than x” line, and I think the american empire fails on every metric.

To be clear, while I do have criticisms of centralized communism (the centralized part), I think if it were substantially at fault for how much the USSR sucked, Cuba wouldn’t have lasted five seconds, much less outlived it and still squeaked by even with the spectacular bullshit challenges it face(d/s)

protozoan_ninja , (edited )

Yup, it was a shitshow. If you’re a socialist, it’s good to study, but maybe in the same spirit as bourgeois revolutionaries might have studied the wreckage of the French Revolution. Or, you know, in the same spirit as Marx and Engels reflecting on the failures of 1848.

INHALE_VEGETABLES ,

What the fuck kind of weyland corporation do you guys work for.

sentient_loom ,
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Literally every corporation.

Marin_Rider ,

the most unbelievable part is cubicles, no real corporations will provide that much privacy and instead force you to work open plan on a row of desks next to a random other person from another team who was also forced in for no reason

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