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HellAwaits , in Look like this

If that was true, I’d feel a lot better about being single. That’s how I know it’s bullshit lmao

PopcornUnicorn , in Dare to touch the grass already!
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Am procrastinating sleep, have to get up in 6 hours. oh fine, you cute lil duckie, you win.

Thank you <3

reev ,

Good job giving in!

Taleya , in Dare to touch the grass already!

It’s 9am but i’ll go with it

Mindfury ,
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telling my manager i’m logging off rn because a bird told me to get good sleep

love a 1 hour work day

m3t00 , in I had to post from my alt account because lemmy.world servers are down
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options are optional

NatakuNox , in Hazard warning
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temptest , in I was 27 at your age, son
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Why would you spoil the punchline in the title?

What’s the logic in this?

Shepstr ,

There is none.

twistypencil , in Lift it off y'all

Can you get it into the json fdroid repo?

vintprox , in The official Francisco Goya™️ Saturn devouring his son ice cream advertisement figurine
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Is this a TAWoG reference?

vintprox , in LET'S GOOOOOOO
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SPA ce bo

Ryan213 , in *Has a little water*…Oops!
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When you’re 40+. 😭

agentshags ,
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Getting old isn’t for wussies

altima_neo ,
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As soon as I drink water I gotta go

Ryan213 ,
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I’m peeing right now.

NausetJF , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

I will say Reddit and lemmy are the only sites where comments genuinely make me laugh sometimes

IverCoder , in So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

Take my upvote ⬆️⬆️⬆️

Treefox , in *Has a little water*…Oops!

I hate that I relate to this at 25.

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

A bad urologist said my prostate was enlarged at 35 years old. I got a second opinion, an overactive bladder diagnosis, and a prescription that took 4-6 nightly trips to the bathroom down to 0-1.

agentshags ,
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Was the script tamsaloisin or another

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Ditropan/oxybutynin

AlligatorBlizzard , in Facebook marketplace is a unique place

Texas is a unique place.

IdiotDetector ,

That isn’t just limited to Texas. This would fit in just right in PA

ArcticAmphibian OP ,

Redneck Georgia too.

evranch ,

No good up here in Saskatchewan, you would have to use a gopher

skycat , in Keep it simple

All languages are hard if you don’t practice them

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