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drekly , in The agony of indecision

And then for one, “yeah I like that show!”

“Oh do you remember when x did y?”

…No, I forgot everything that happened a week later.

pastermil ,

That’s why you wait until it finish airing and then marathon the whole thing.

drekly ,

I don’t even mean because it’s episodic, it just pops right back out of my brain. Just about to finish watching all of succession, an episode a day, and couldn’t tell you half of what happened unless you remind me.

ElPussyKangaroo ,

You can’t make a Tomlette without breaking some Greggs.

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,
archomrade ,

Reasonable for a 3 season show, completely insane for an 8 season one

Did that with GoT and my brain melted from so much. You end up needing to take a break mid way through anyway, might as well just watch them when the season comes out and watch a recap

PickTheStick ,

Well, sure, but that’s why you read GoT and don’t watch it. Also, bad endings and all that.

pastermil ,

Then you can do it one season at a time…

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s the worst for me. If I binge it just goes into the big Binge Pot of Media Memories in my head. If I watch it daily or weekly, then I’m thinking about it and talking about it, ie interacting with the material, as it’s coming out.

Moderator ,

I’m so glad it isn’t just me. I’ve been concerned I might have memory issues because this happens in my life so much.

For real, how do people remember such details from the shows they watch.

seitanic ,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

One the upside, you can watch a show all over again like it’s the first time!

AlexWIWA ,

Might just be interest. I can’t remember yesterday, but I remember every bit of Halo lore that I’ve read.

PFShady , in Bias

WTF?!? I don’t think about any of my kids sex lives. 3 out of 4 are adults (18-23) and I don’t give a fuck. It’s their life to live.

CoderKat ,

Good. That’s how it should be. But it’s not how it is for a very massive chunk of the population. A lot of people have sexist beliefs when it comes to men vs women having sex, and they project those onto their children.

ShootBANGdang , in This has gotten me a few times recently

On Google image search, click the “tools” button under the search bar, hit the “colors” drop-down, and select “transparent.”

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Sweet, thanks

GCostanzaStepOnMe , in Eat a magic mushroom, grow a little higher.

Jesus this board is filled with 8 year olds

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I know you are but what am I?

Denvil ,

Your mom

psycho_driver ,

Sorry you can’t use her she’s busy.

50MYT ,

She so fat

Roundcat ,
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

Hello welcome to the internet, having the collective maturity of an 8 year old boy since 1998.

Rustmilian ,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar
PipedLinkBot ,

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Thcgrasscity OP ,
@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca avatar

This is memes sir/ma’am if you want sophistication go elsewhere.

GCostanzaStepOnMe ,

There’s memes and there’s 9gag-tier garbage.

downpunxx ,
@downpunxx@kbin.social avatar

he says with an avatar of george costanza holding a baseball bat, we bow to your superior sense of humor and obvious advanced tastes in comedy

GCostanzaStepOnMe ,

Thanks

chatokun ,

There’s a store at Dragoncon each year that sells a bunch of these. They’re making money, and not from 8 year Olds. Maybe 8 year old maturity… but, you know.

Signtist ,

If my wife got a pair of these, I’d be into it; a bit of playfulness in the bedroom is a good thing.

Hovenko ,
@Hovenko@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Feels like 9gag sometimes.

AceQuorthon , in Analysts: "Maybe some sort of advanced camoflage?"

New cope cage just dropped???

dewritochan ,
Boi , in Hasn't happened yet
@Boi@reddthat.com avatar

I was actually more right wing as a kid. Now that I’ve learned some things about the world that’s when I became a left leaning liberal.

pokexpert30 ,
@pokexpert30@lemmy.pussthecat.org avatar

Went from voting far right in 2017 (fucking welfare abusers ) to far left in 2022 (fuckibg corporations costing three times more than welfare) kek

andrr_464 ,

greatest comeback

quarrk ,
@quarrk@hexbear.net avatar

liberal

Don’t stop there… commit fully to the dark side homer-cult

PsychedSy ,

I’m at a pretty low level of rightishness, but I fluctuate a bit. I’ve been socially left since my late teens and sort of homeless but libertarian economically. My personal ethics are definitely closer to some left-lib ideologies.

I’m really uncomfortable with subjective categories. My brain wants objective lines. I’m also extra empathetic. Working out a personal philosophy that fits both is kind of time consuming, but worth it because my brain really likes objective lines.

coderade ,

I feel that. I was raised in a religious household and had some weird beliefs, but time and education has made me a communist.

Awoo ,

If you make sure that you never ever stop learning and that there is never an end to the process you will eventually go further.

Don’t stop.

Boi ,
@Boi@reddthat.com avatar

I will never stop learning. This is actually something I admire my parents in. They never stop learning new things

Awoo ,

Good

Appetiser: youtu.be/2mI_RMQEulw

PipedLinkBot ,

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DragonTypeWyvern , in Orange man sad

Whataboutism isn’t a great argument, which is why you lead with “Prove it. Like this…”

pH3ra OP ,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

yeah, I like my idea for the template crossover but the joke itself isn’t stellar, I agree.
I’m willing to do it again if you guys suggest a better one tho

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Orange Man Mad is still worth it, and I think you nailed it otherwise. It’s just always worth challenging these claims directly.

pH3ra OP ,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

Thanks dude, appreciated ❤

Cube6392 ,

“Both sides commited voter fraud”

“There’s only evidence you committed fraud”

:|

>:|

reverendsteveii ,

Both sides committed voter fraud

Okay, let’s take it to court. If you’re right, you’ll win and if you’re lying you’ll go to prison.

Jaysyn ,
@Jaysyn@kbin.social avatar

"Not like that."

Cleverdawny ,

He’s not going to prison for lying about there being voter fraud, that’s not a crime. It’s just normal political dishonesty. What he’s going to prison for (in Georgia) is corruptly demanding that the Georgia state government “find him” votes and committing assorted crimes related to his attempts to fix the election.

reverendsteveii ,

if he took it to court, he’d go to prison for lying UNDER OATH

Cleverdawny ,

True, if the court can prove he thinks it would be a lie

Flinch , in Remember me comrades!
@Flinch@hexbear.net avatar

Khrushchev sending the tanks into Hungary was the one objectively correct thing he did during his tenure joker-troll

ThereRisesARedStar ,

Smh, anti-tankies supporting anglo backed mass anti-semitic violence

ProxyTheAwesome ,

Tankies are always right…

DigitalTraveler42 , in Who said mitch doesn't snort high quality blow of 2 Mexican hookers asscheeks on the hotel next to taco bell every tuesday afternoon?

Willie Nelson has been smoking pot for longer than most of us have been alive, including on top of the White House with Jimmy Carter’s son, he’s also outlived many many cigarette smokers and alcoholics.

Mitch McConnell is still going to outlive most of us, because tortoises have a long lifespan, we just need to flip him on his back or drop him into some deep water.

GreenMario ,

Evil assholes full of hate live forever. Ask Kissinger and Murdoch.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works avatar

The good die young because we’re all so fUCKING STRESSED OUT ALL THE TIME

thorbot ,

Mitch will never die, he will just shed his ghoulish outer layer and continue to exist in the shadow realm as a wraith

kautau ,

Mitch is a mindflayer that’s been ousted by the elder brain. At this point he’s so weak it’s hard to keep his bowels intact while he keeps his disguise up

JuzoInui ,

Keith Richards better watch his back cuz that strigoi is cumming for his liver, just you wait

kautau ,

And then trump the solamith and the shapechanger desantis are coming to clean up the rest

DigitalTraveler42 ,

Mitch is a psychic vampire, this is how it would go.

PipedLinkBot ,

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thorbot ,

Spoiler warning! I’m not there yet

RIPandTERROR ,
@RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works avatar

I know a submarine company that might help with deep water bit

grayman , in Today we learnt...

I was helping my daughter (3) pee. Pee came out of 3 places at once at one point, then 2.

I’ll keep my ding dong, thanks.

razieltakato ,
mindlight , in Your Operating System is Not Supported. Please install Google Smart Home OS to continue.

While there are a billion things Google does that annoys me I’m not able to figure out how to create and maintain a video streaming platform without ads or paywall that finances both creation and the providing material.

I mean, who are the competitors and how do they finance it if not in a similar way?

notabird ,

On the same note, it is amazing how people complain about quality of journalism, but get mad if they see an ad or have to pay a subscription to news sites.

TheFogan ,

I do have to second that concept there. Giving everything away absolutely free is not a sustainable business model. If we don’t like ads, and we don’t like paywalls, we need to actually start figuring out a sustainable model. And no tiny ads that are nowhere near where anyone looks, do not actually generate revenue, because people don’t fork over much money to put up ads in places where few people will see them.

So we either need a system to have people give money directly to avoid ads, or we need a system of ads that… well are appealing both to those who want to post ads, while being acceptable to end users.

NENathaniel ,
@NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

Yea I dont think people realize how little those tiny lil ads around the corners of the display pay. It’s very little

BCsven ,

There are some things like that. For Podcasting there is the value for value method (I forget the name) you watch / listen to content which sends you credits, you can also purchase credits. If you like a channel you can send them your credits. So it is direct support rather than ads giving portion of revenue. If cash is difficult they ask for value for value by donating your time to help in someway, completly optional though. odysee and LBRY were setup that way also, but too bad LBRY CEO was charged with securities fraud

planish ,

There’s always Web Monetization, where you can put some fixed money in and it is supposed to be streamed to the sites you visit by your browser. But I’ve never seen it actually implemented as a requirement for a site.

chocobo13z ,

I don’t have much money right now to donate to help fund my favorite content creators, though I absolutely would, but I do have a lot of technical knowledge and I could donate compute time, disk storage space, and/or bandwidth to host redundant copies of data for a given web service (akin to seeding Torrents, or ZeroNet zites)

31337 ,

I’ve noticed that right-wing propaganda outlets generally do not paywall, but “center” and center-left outlets usually do.

Haywire ,

That’s because the content is not the product.

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

The opposite is true in Australia. All the Murdoch papers are hard-paywalled—they usually can’t even be bypassed by tools like 12ft. The slightly-less-right-wing papers from Fairfax use a soft paywall that can be bypassed with Incognito mode.

The rigidly centralist ABC is required by statute to be freely available, and left leaning media like the Guardian and the Conversation use, at most, a modal requesting donations which can be dismissed.

Vittelius ,

That’s because those propaganda outlets are generally bankrolled by billionaires who profit through tax cuts enacted by politicians voted into power by people radicalized by the propaganda. Different business model

MaxHardwood ,

I’d argue Youtube was better when creators weren’t paid and people were just having genuine fun. The internet used to be free and filled with content by people with passion. Much like users and the current state of the fediverse.

Hexorg ,

You bring a great point I hadn’t considered before. Only people with passion for something will do it for free while many more people with so that for cash. Though it’s interesting to see that cash doesn’t make passionate people’s content better it just makes more mediocre content.

Holzkohlen ,

Well, people with a passion also want to do what they do for a living.

Hexorg ,

Certainly - and there still are those channels that we all love for their dedication. But there are a lot more mediocre channels too

dominotheory ,

There’s also a class issue at play. If it can only be an unpaid hobby, then only people with the time to dedicate to it (in lieu of a second paying gig) and the disposable income to buy the necessary equipment (financed entirely by their paid job) are able to participate. For example, I work with people who are also working artists. They use the income from selling their art from their hobby to pay for those materials. It’s not enough to live off, so it’s not their primary income, but they wouldn’t be able to participate in their hobby at the level they currently are if they weren’t able to sell their work. Allowing people to profit from their labor makes these spaces more inclusive and diverse.

cantstopthesignal ,

This is just how art is in general.

Makeshift ,

I can absolutely understand that point of view and even agree to an extent.

However, as a counterpoint: creative people being able to support themselves with their work means they can focus on their art instead of it just being a side hobby to their money making job

BCsven ,

Yes, but then you get channels like Linus Tech Tips where it became less about product reviews and just about volume production garbage content and forced contraversial content to keep revenue stream.

AngryMob ,

You also get countless other smaller channels that are just large enough to have youtube be their primary income, but small enough where they stay true to their original intent.

BCsven ,

Anytime it is your primary income there is built in propensity to stray to ensure you income is maintained when viewership might wane. I think the channels where a dude works full time and youtube is the side gig has more chance of maintaining integrity.

TehPers ,

A channel where a dude works full time and YouTube is a side gig wouldn’t buy a $250k sound chamber to measure how loud the fans are on a crappy prebuilt (GN - the people who made the initial video about LTT). There are significant benefits to being full time dedicated to creating this content, and being paid well in response. Something like this would only be possible following your model if they already made tons of money outside of YT, in which case, they’re already rich so what’s stopping them from going full time doing what they want anyway and uploading those videos?

nanoUFO ,
@nanoUFO@sh.itjust.works avatar

Seems a lot of channels grow and employ more people but for like no reason now they have a bunch of employee’s and costs and have to undermine their morals and quality to push out content to make money. In reality the quality of content has gone down so what was the point except employing friends and family at best.

socsa ,

I really just hate the “influencer culture” it spawned, and every idiot trying to emulate that meta instead of just making content.

Haywire ,

I’m a little torn on this and I think it is relevant beyond video. I can see an emerging non-commercial web coexisting with the commercial one.

MrFagtron9000 ,

If they weren’t paid there would just be way more sponsorship deals and ad reads.

MrSqueezles ,

I think this person pines for the days of “Charlie bit me” and the "Harder Better Faster Stronger"s, when people posted videos because they had free time and wanted to share their hobbies, not because they wanted money.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Just use PeerTube or Jellyfin.

NENathaniel ,
@NENathaniel@lemmy.ca avatar

Yea of all the things to bitch about with Google, this one’s pretty understandable tbh

jeanma ,

paywall that finances both creation and the providing material.

Finance creation? It promotes lazy copycat contents. Even respectful (at least before their YouTube career) tech/artisan/DIYers etc are falling for the clickbait, the YouTube’s basic/teen humor… I pass on the tabloid stuff.

You want to make views. use these keywords:

  • Apple
  • I spent $$$ on …
  • AI

The thing is that platform is just a TV.
I guess content creators should also pay for their access on the platform, not just a cut on the revenue. it will enforce good/honest creation .

planish ,

I spent $$$ on Apple AI! You won’t believe what happened next!

mindlight ,

You might criticize the content all you want but it’s another discussion for another time. The question is still it still how to finance a site like YouTube, with the content and amount of viewers it has, without ads or fees.

Your solution with content owners/creators paying for the housing of their creation is Vimeo.

Not even close to YouTube

Cybersteel ,
@Cybersteel@lemmy.world avatar

YouTube quality can’t compete with premiere television. Or even the premiere league

mindlight ,

It’s ok that you have that opinion.

salsamolle ,

pretty sure yt has little competition, at least around western audiences (not sure how the situation is outside here), and i doubt hosting a website is actually expensive. If anything, a lot of banks are getting worried on the lack of real money they have. Thats apparently needed to revive us industry because us government doesnt want its facilities in china anymore (doensn’t make sense though, the government has no problem creating money out of thin air, to save big banks). For that reason the entertainment sector is starting to monetize everything possible, squeezing out of people that on average, don’t actally have all that much money.

At least that my understanding of it

blackn1ght ,

Hosting regular websites with heavy traffic can start to get expensive. Video streaming is extremely expensive.

salsamolle ,

wait actually didn’t know this. Can you expand on that? tbh i’m quite ignorant in technology

mindlight ,

If one video stream to one user uses 128 kilobyte per second out of your 100 megabit internet connection 781 users can watch that stream at the same time. However, the ISP will charge you per transferred gigabyte each month. So let’s say that you serve 781 users that video 24/7 in a full month of 31 days … It will be 100 megabit divided by 8 to get 12.5 megabyte. So it’s 12.5 megabyte per second. That’s 750 megabyte per minute. That’s 45 gigabyte per hour. That’s 1 terabyte or day. So around 31 terabyte traffic per month. (If you use this much bandwidth you will get a discount but it’s still not going to be

Now, that’s just for 781 simultaneously users.

What is we need to serve 781000 simultaneous users?

Now, this far we’ve only been talking about one video on repeat 14/7. What about 100000 videos and enough programmers and computers to design as system that lets each and every user choose any video whenever they need to? Now you suddenly have thousands of servers and harddisks running in a couple of hundred places on earth 24/7.

Now this is for you to provide your users 100000 different videos even before you start to pay content creators for their hard work.

Also, you need to be available 24/7 so now you have to make backups, redundant servers on different location that can take over in case of an accident, dedicated internet connection (being alone on the internet cable is not the same as sharing it with 100 other sites) and a whole lot of other things you need to take care of.

What about offering the 500 million videos YouTube offers their users?

… and all of this cost is paid out of your pocket?

salsamolle ,

By your reasoning, every single platform should be in the same shitty state of yt. Google is not as annoying, and most users don’t need access to those google services that are paywalled (at least in my country). as far as i’ve seen, only yt and sometimes twitch put ads that you must watch in order to access their services. At least they hope we must watch them, i guess. Your argument was wonderful big numbers, but you got me with more questions than before

keepcarrot ,

Text things are extremely data light. All of wikipedia’s text is smaller than a 2k movie. There is absolutely data stuff happening in the background on the server that makes it more complicated, but the actual piped data that goes from a google search result is actually quite small (though larger than it used to be).

Video is at the other end. There’s only so many things you can do to a video to reduce the amount of stuff you send to the user (and a lot of the things you do put more strain on the user’s computer to interpret what you’ve sent).

Music, singular images, video game data, and mass data tend to be somewhere in the middle, though context does matter for each of them.

Comparatively, sending videos and storing videos for later use is many times a more resource-expensive task than sending an image, forum post, email, weather updates etc.

It doesn’t have to be ads before videos, but it does have to be something (subscription services, the page itself being littered with ads, state backing etc).

mindlight ,

By your reasoning, every single platform should be in the same shitty state of yt

What comparable platforms are you talking about that is not running ads or have some sort of pay-to-watch?

If we talk about Twitch and their revenue I can promise you that they would not be very profitable without female streamers dressed sexy that doesn’t always play video games.

We now live in a world where users got used to never have to pay for content or experience. Even though Google makes insane money in different areas the cost for running and developing YouTube is huge. I’m not a fan of ads (I don’t see ads when at home because of how I have set up my network) and the subscription plans always seems too pricey for the value I get when using different streaming services

But all of this doesn’t change the fact that even though I don’t like ads or paying for content I still haven’t come up with a better solution myself.

Haywire ,

Could something built on ipfs not compete?

MrFagtron9000 ,

YouTube has some competitors…

Twitch - Not for general purpose video uploads and sort of stingy with how much you can upload. Twitch only saves highlights and YouTube saves everything you’ve ever uploaded.

Tiktok - Chinese spyware. Every video is vertical. Every video has stupid songs playing in the background and that TikTok logo. Not really for long form videos or anything serious.

Vimeo - You pay them to upload your video.

mindlight ,

…if not in a similar way

Twitch - not different from YouTube since they display ads and they have a premium service. On top of that I can add that without female streamers dressing sexy and not always playing video games Twitch would not have as high revenue.

Tiktok. - still shows ads so they are not financing things in a different way.

Vimeo - yes, they finance their services in a different way. But it still doesn’t answer how their content creators make money since Vimeo charge the content creators and doesn’t allow ads. But seriously, Vimeo isn’t a competitor to YouTube. I have a hard time imagining how they would grow to even a third of the size of YouTube.

Angry_Maple , in As an owner of children, I approve this message
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t get the rage that some of these comments have from seeing this meme.

It doesn’t say that anyone actually did or said anything, just that their expression dropped after seeing an infant board a plane.

People are allowed to be disappointed. I mean, I don’t think that most parents actually love hearing screaming and/or crying either. Is a (probably) brief facial expression seriously the same as hating all children, or wishing for them to dissapear to some of you guys? Jeez Louise.

I mean, normally I wouldn’t give a hoot either way. Kids on the plane, no kids on the plane, whatever. If I had a migraine that day though, yeah, I wouldn’t be thrilled. I wouldn’t be upset at anyone for the noise in the slightest, but I also wouldn’t be joyful about it.

Are we certain that that’s the actual contect of the picture, or did someone just say it was? Is this the accurate, OG text on the picture? Did any one of those people actually say or do anything beyond a facial expression when seeing very small children board the plane?

Some of you guys need to take a deep breath and just relax. I’m referring to both extremes with this.

some_designer_dude ,

Hard disagree. Kill all the children!

klyde ,
@klyde@lemmy.world avatar

It’s because they themselves have kids lol

electrogamerman ,

For real. Ill never understand when people are like “having children is the best thing you can do”. Like hell nah!

Ataraxia ,
@Ataraxia@lemmy.world avatar

Makes me think that a lot of these people are pissed off that those who can’t afford or just don’t give a shit about being sentenced to parenthood for life won’t have anyone to exploit when their kids grow up. Also misery loves company. People get really angry when they realize their life didn’t have to end that way and that they actually had a choice so to validate their mistakes they shame and try to push others who didn’t into the same so they can say “there, you see? There really isn’t any other choice”

SpiderShoeCult ,

and some people in these comments seem to fail to make the distinction between being childfree and an antinatalist

Gelcube69 , in Shots fired
@Gelcube69@reddthat.com avatar

Eating a grape: wow this is identical to drinking cough syrup

ThrowawayPermanente ,

Grapes don’t get you high though

anti_antidote ,

Nah you’re just not doing it right

usualsuspect191 ,

Yeah, gotta let the grapes sit for awhile first

ImplyingImplications , in Good morning.

Remember, always set your alarm before you hit the bong

CookieJarObserver ,
@CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Or just have a alarm that goes after calendar…

NatakuNox ,
@NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

What about during?

agentshags ,
@agentshags@sh.itjust.works avatar

This is sage like advice

tjaden , in 🙃😵💀
@tjaden@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

The Wall Street Journal is just shitposting for rich people.

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