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NBJack , in An all too common occurrence

Yeah, and this only gets worse with bigger monitors. Want to use that 43" TV as Monitor #3? Wigglin’ isn’t going to help.

Real users give up and start using keyboard shortcuts to move crap around until they find it again.

Or just get a wireless gaming mouse with adjustable DPI, crank it up to 11 billion, and try to catch it doing near lightspeed as it goes through all four monitors at once. The only drawback is that, according to physics, it will likely have experienced time dilation, which means your mouse cursor has aged significantly in the short time it was in flight.

otacon239 ,

I’m about to change (and possibly ruin) your perspective on mouse cursors in Windows: youtu.be/YThelfB2fvg?si=JvS-iAQ4-tJ1w60Q

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/YThelfB2fvg?si=JvS-iAQ4-tJ1w60Q

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

Zoldyck ,

None of the Piped videos play for me.

b0gl ,

Yeah it seems broken today

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

YES, I’m using one of the ones they made right now.

BorgDrone ,

On macOS if you wiggle the mouse quickly the cursor gets bigger.

aBundleOfFerrets ,

Windows lets you optionally use CTrL to highlight the cursor for a moment

themusicman ,

Oh you mean the mini game has a practical purpose too?

a253040 ,

One of us needs a review on relativistic physics (but it’s probably me). Shouldn’t the cursor experience less time than you?

Earnest , in Whatchu got
@Earnest@lemmy.world avatar
chetradley ,

Her: No, silly. Protection for your penis.

My, crying: WHAT’S UP THERE??

circuitfarmer , in "~~Don't~~ be evil"
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

There will always be a free internet, but it will require leaving popular sites (if Google gets its way).

FinalRemix ,

Very little of value will be lost.

nothingcorporate ,

If they push a few million people to FOSS and we’re all just happily using Lemmy and Mastodon on Firefox in Linux, I’m ok with that.

nothingcorporate ,

If they push a few million people to FOSS and we’re all just happily using Lemmy and Mastodon on Firefox in Linux, I’m ok with that.

sock ,

if search engines that werent google didnt suck id be happy to use another one. even google is getting worse results now too but at least its usually wrong really quickly

gornar ,

Apparently now we have to pay for them if we want the to be good!

kagi.com

Kes ,
@Kes@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ecosia is pretty good, they plant trees with the money they get from your searches

VikingHippie ,

And switching away from physical products like Logitech peripherals that are already forcing you to go to a site that only works in chromium browsers in order to pair.

words_number , (edited ) in 2023-08-09.jpg

I really wonder how americans were able to fuck this one up. There are three ways to arrange these and two of them are acceptable!

Edit: Yes, I meant common ways, not combinatorically possible ways.

Haraknos ,

Hmmm more like 6 ways but I get your point

ninpnin ,

this guy does combinatorics

rmuk ,

Twelve ways if you count two-digit years. My nephew was born on 12/12/12 which was convenient.

robot_dog_with_gun ,

for the americans, that’s 12/12/12

sharkfucker420 ,

Thanks bro, I was really confused

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

My grandmother was born in 1896 and lived to be 102, just long enough for the pre-Y2K computer systems in hospitals to think she was a two-year-old.

Puttaneska ,

Ouch!

I lost about an hour of my life trying to create a historical timeline in MS Excel. Eventually learned this is impossible with dates earlier than 1900.

azertyfun ,

Three ways that people actually use. YYYY-MM-DD, DD-MM-YYYY, and MM-DD-YYYY (ew).

AFAIK no-one does YYYY-DD-MM, DD-YYYY-MM, or MM-YYYY-DD… yet. Don’t let the Americans know about these formats, they might just start using them out of spite.

arbitrary ,

YYYY-DD-MM, DD-YYYY-MM, or MM-YYYY-DD

What the actual fuck

‘hey man, what date is it today?’ ‘well it’s the 15th of 2023, August’

Darkassassin07 ,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

Lmao, I want to try responding like this and see what the reactions are

Futurama ,

I want to try this, too. Make it more possessive, though. The 15th of 2023’s August. Really add to the confusion.

naticus ,

I’ll avoid those at all cost and go with the new standard of YY-MM-DD-YY. What’s the date today? 20-08-10-23

rustydomino ,
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

whoa, take it easy there Satan.

hglman ,

Need more julian dates, YYYY-JJJ.

luciferofastora ,

What, 2023-223 for the 223rd day of the year 2023? That… is oddly appealing for telling the actual progress of the year or grouping. No silly “does this group have 31, 30, 29 or 28 members”, particularly the “is this year a multiple of four, but not of 100, unless it’s also a multiple of 400?” bit with leap days.

You’ll have oddities still, no matter which way you slice it, because our orbit is mathematically imperfect, but it’s a start.

ramplay ,

So we need to correct our orbit is what I’m hearing!

luciferofastora ,

That’d be a wack premise for a crazy scientist story

Darkassassin07 ,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

It is currently the Third of 1993, November.

TIHI.

sift , (edited )

It’s how the dates are typically said, here. November 6th, 2020 = 11/6/2020. [Edit: I had written 9 instead of 11 for November.] (We basically never say the sixth of November. It sounds positively ancient.) It’s easy to use, but I agree that YYYY-MM-DD is vastly superior for organization.

FurtiveFugitive ,

Where is here that November = 9? Probably somewhere you’ve had a long day

GamingChairModel ,

Oct = 8
Nov = 9
Dec = 10

In metric time there are only 10 months per year

CoolMatt ,

I’m canadian and I’ve always prefered this format for the same reason. 11/6/23 is november 6th 2023, not the 11th of June 2023, that’s weird.

Zeragamba ,
@Zeragamba@lemmy.ca avatar

As a different Canadian, I always use YYYY-MM-DD and a 24 hour clock.

abraxas ,

Except that mm/dd/yyyy and dd/mm/yyyy can be ambiguous, I definitely prefer the former if I’m not using an ISO date. But normally I just write ISO and my head translates to MMM dd,yyyy

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

We basically never say the sixth of November. It sounds positively ancient.

When is your independence day, again?

Anyway, in Australia (and, I suspect, other places that use DD/MM/YYYY) we use “{ordinal} of {month}” (11th of August), “{ordinal} {month}” (11th August), and “{month} {ordinal}” (August 11th) pretty much interchangeably. In writing but not in speaking, we also sometimes use “{number} {month}” (11 August). That doesn’t have any bearing on how we write it short form though, because those are different things. It’s not the defence many Americans seem to think it is of their insane method of writing the short form.

rdh ,
@rdh@midwest.social avatar

When is your independence day, again?

July 4th, why?

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

So, not “the fourth of July” as everyone else calls it? en.wikipedia.org/…/Independence_Day_(United_State…

abraxas ,

“Fourth of July” is the name of the holiday. It happens on “July 4th”.

“Independence Day” was a movie in the 90’s. We never say “Independence Day” around here unless the topic is Will Smith or REM.

CurlyMoustache ,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

I see this weird argumentation every time the dating system comes up 🙄

abraxas ,

It’s kinda tongue in cheek, but that’s how we say things in my part of the US. “Fourth of July” is spoken of exactly as if it were the name of the day, like “Thanksgiving” or “Christmas”. Just like we still refer to “Cinco de Mayo” even though we don’t speak Spanish.

Obviously it’s not really called “Fourth of July”, but nobody ever says “Nth of Month” here otherwise. And I’m kinda grateful as I like “bigger to smaller” notation. Yeah, mm/dd/yyyy sucks, but saying it that way is pretty expressive because the year rarely matters. So it’s like “Hours and minutes” or (yeah, sorry Europeans) Feet and inches. Bigger before smaller quickly expresses precise information to our caveman brains. At least to my caveman brain.

Also, the movie really wasn’t that good in retrospect, but we had some sort of fever about it because it was expensive with lots of explosions, and good music licensing. And both patriots and antipatriots had something to get out of it because aliens blew up the White House.

sift ,

It’s not the defence many Americans seem to think it is of their insane method of writing the short form.

I’ve never once been confused about a written date whilst in the US. Your country’s other-side-of-the-Earth flip-floppery on how it uses dates really doesn’t (and shouldn’t) impact our system, which we continue to use because it has proven effective and easy. Trying to stagnate an evolving culture/language is pointless and about as futile as trying to force a river to run backwards. If people start jumbling up how we do it here, like you say Australia does, then that will be right, too.

words_number ,

Saying it like that is no problem and not ambiguous. Writing it like that makes no sense though.

yata ,

It is a bit of a chicken and egg question though. Because do Americans not say it that way because of the date format or is that the date format because you don’t say it that way?

Because in countries using DD.MM.YY we absolutely do say 6th of November.

duffman ,

That’s probably what happened. Though I do like starting with the larger context when talking about dates, but omitting it when talking about the current month or year.

zagaberoo ,

Do people outside of the US not say dates like “June first” etc? M/D/Y matches that. It’s really not weird at all, even if the international ambiguity is awful.

jape ,

In Danish, it’s said like 1st of June.

masterspace ,

Yes it is objectively weird.

When you write down “07/01/1967” are you unaware that it is unclear whether you’re referring to July 1st or January 7th?

And despite the fact that you’re writing something down for the express purpose of communicating information, and you’re choosing to shorten it’s written format to save time and space, you’re ok with either

a) just leaving it ambiguous and communicating poorly

or

b) having to write extra words to give it context, taking up more space than just writing out “July 1st, 1967”?

1967/06/01 clearly communicates we’re starting with the year and going biggest to smallest time increments. There is no ambiguity as to which order it’s ever in, and it’s far shorter than the full written date.

At a fundamental user experience level, it is objectively nonsensical to choose the American date format when your goals are 1) clearly communicating a date and 2) doing it shorter than writing out the words.

zagaberoo ,

It’s not unclear to americans. “Objectively” is hilarious here. If it’s in the format people expect, then it’s perfectly fine in context. Sorry that US traditions don’t suit your fancy.

It’s definitely confusing in an international context, but well-estsblished conventions don’t change easily.

masterspace , (edited )

It’s not unclear to americans. “Objectively” is hilarious here. If it’s in the format people expect, then it’s perfectly fine in context. Sorry that US traditions don’t suit your fancy.

Yes, if you chose the objectively wrong way of doing something and then tell everyone that you’re always going to do it the wrong way, then yes, people will expect you to do it the dumb way. Congratulations. That’s how choosing a protocol works. That doesn’t mean that some protocols aren’t objectively worse than others.

It’s hilarious that you think “objective” is hilarious, given that you’re reasoning is based 100% on the subjective experiences of Americans.

zagaberoo ,

That’s how formats work, I hate to break it to you. The ambiguity sucks, but the format itself makes perfect sense given the way americans say dates.

masterspace ,

The ambiguity sucks, but the format itself makes perfect sense given the way americans say dates.

We all say dates the same.

It’s objectively dumb because it’s the format that results in ambiguity. Again, the point that it’s good cause Americans are familiar with it is a subjective criteria, since it only applies to American’s experience with using it, whereas the ambiguity of an out of order time span is an objective one.

zagaberoo ,

Only the combination of formats results in ambiguity. Neither format is ambiguous on its own.

Standardization is good, and if someone were to change it should probably be the US given the apparent worldwide consensus otherwise. That doesn’t make either format good or bad on its own.

What I take issue with is people acting like the US format is some kind of bizarro nonsense when it in fact makes perfect sense in terms of matching spoken dates. That is hardly a weird basis for a format.

Each has its tradeoffs, and which set of tradeoffs is better is a subjective matter. I agree that d/m/y makes the most sense for an international standard (if not y/m/d), but to claim that the US format itself is somehow objectively bad is silly.

masterspace ,

What I take issue with is people acting like the US format is some kind of bizarro nonsense

It objectively is, and Ive explained why numerous times.

If you don’t have an argument beyond ‘it makes sense cause we’re used to it’, then you don’t have an argument about why one is better than the other, you have a weakass dodge the conversation feelgoodism. It is the textbook definition of a subjective criteria.

Learn how to be fucking wrong gracefully. Jesus Christ.

zagaberoo ,

You haven’t explained what is objectively wrong other than you don’t like it. My argument is more than just being used to it, closely matching verbal convention is useful.

Also, it’s funny that you think I’m arguing either is objectively better than the other.

masterspace ,

My argument is more than just being used to it, closely matching verbal convention is useful.

No, it’s not, because even in the states you say it like three different ways and the English language is constantly changing and inherently has no rules on what order you need to say them in. The choice of which way to express the 1st of January in the English language is purely a subjective one.

And I have explained what is objectively wrong with it, it’s out of order from a numerical time length standpoint.

zagaberoo ,

How is a lack of magnitude order objectively wrong? A date format is ultimately a language feature, and the US format successfully transmits the needed info just fine within its natural context.

It may seem objective from your perspective, but language is used in many more contexts than those you are familiar with.

masterspace ,

Because the English language has no set order to express the 1st of January.

Time lengths are objective, the way we talk about the fifth of November is not.

Jessper ,

You don’t know what objectively means because you’re entirely up to your neck in bias. You care way too much about this thing that does not matter to remotely have an objective view here. It doesn’t matter if you think you’re being objective, this is clearly some sort of obsession for you.

masterspace ,

Lmao bruh, if you don’t want to talk about time codes, don’t participate in a discussion about time codes.

My god, learn to accept that Americans can be objectively stupid sometimes instead of getting all weirdly defensive.

fckgwrhqq2yxrkt ,

I like to do YYDDMM because I’m a monster.

tchotchony ,

Flemish here (aka dutch-speaking). We say first June, sixth November etc. English isn’t our native language, so M/D/Y is weird as fuck and completely illogical to us.

Senchanokancho ,

In Germany we say things like “we meet on the twelfth fifth” (Zwölfter Fünfter), which is the twelfth day of the fifth month. Often times the year is also shortened to only the last two digits, so it could be twelfth fifth twenty-four in dd-mm-yy format.

Of course we also use the names of the months, but sometimes we just number them.

ToastedRavioli , in lightning: "fuck this toilet in particular"

A regular shitstorm.

bpalmerau ,

Angry upvote you brilliant bastard!

SnotFlickerman , in This is unironically fine
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ask anyone who has lived through war: This is fine because it’s the closest you’ll get to peaceful activities.

You don’t get to pick and choose your disasters and turn them off at will.

Much more realistic than the original meme. The failures of society overall to be cohesive and care for everyone in society isn’t within the control of the powerless. What the powerless can do is control their own simple joys, that’s all.

So treating yourself kindly in the face of evil you cannot control nor stop is fine.

hydroptic OP , (edited )

Exactly so!

While I’ll definitely do what I can to try and influence the trajectory we’re on I’m just one person with very little power, and I’m not exactly optimistic about how things are going and figure that at some point something like this meme will be the best I can do

JackbyDev ,
Phil_in_here , in They are among us. And they are movie buffs.

Meanwhile the guy in the top left is just pleased as punch

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Yeah top left guy is way more disturbing to me than bottom right guy.

whydudothatdrcrane ,

Came here to say this. The top left guy is also pretty chill.

SnotFlickerman , in We are all gonna die
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

In Ghostbusters, ghosts are real.

In Scooby Doo, ghosts are actually rich, greedy white men in a costume trying to scare off those meddling kids.

So are the ghosts real or not?

All I know is the kids in the Mystery Machine have good weed.

TwanHE ,

Ghostbusters are the backup crew in case it’s real this time

onlooker ,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Somebody is obviously trying to cover all the bases. That’s just good thinking. If ghost are real, they get zapped. If they aren’t real, they get to chase a group of adolescents all over the place for about 20 minutes before said adolescents figure out it’s not a ghost for the umpteenth time.

InputZero ,

Unless it’s a real person who gets zapped. Then it’s manslaughter.

BurningTurtle ,
@BurningTurtle@feddit.org avatar

Just catch the ghost afterwards.

roguetrick ,

It ain’t gonna kill ya to get zapped. I mean not immediately. Radiation sickness and lymphoma can take awhile.

RandomVideos ,

There are real ghosts in some of the Scooby Doos

Mango ,

Racist.

You also clearly have very limited experience with Scooby Doo. There’s lots of real monsters and ghosts in the series.

xthexder ,
@xthexder@l.sw0.com avatar

What race is being discriminated against here? I’m pretty sure monsters would be a species, not a race.

Mango ,

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

LittleBorat2 , in I need to achieve this stage, too

In a real job you suffer the consequences of letting something stupid happen.

Samsy OP ,

Only the stupidity that affects your work directly.

LittleBorat2 ,

More things are a boomerang than you think.

Samsy OP ,

Australian mythbusters: let’s check this out.

Jokes aside, I think you are right.

redisdead ,

Yes and no. Sometimes letting someone be stupid means they’re quickly replaced by someone hopefully less stupid.

MeowZedong ,
@MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Unless they’re your manager. Then they stay forever or get promoted.

jubilationtcornpone ,

What happens when the stupid person is in charge of hiring?

redisdead ,

They hired you, didn’t they?

trolololol ,

Then they hire someone more stupid so they can appear to be smart. Which makes it a smart move, which means they’re smart.

terminhell ,

Pff, past jobs I’ve been at, you got written up for not doing the stupid thing(policy related, nothing that would put you in actual danger).

CylustheVirus ,

Right, so there’s very few middle management or C Suite jobs, got it.

exanime ,

True, but I don’t think Keanu here is giving career advancement advice

elfahor , in Nuclear isn't perfect, but it is the best we have right now.

There are two main problems in my opinion, and they are both related to the “fuel”. First, uranium is rare and you often need to buy it from other countries. For instance, Russia. Not great. Second, it is not renewable energy. We can’t rely on nuclear fission in the long run. Then there’s also the issue of waste, which despite not being as critical as some argue, is still a problem to consider

Kidplayer_666 ,

Uranium is not that rare. Doesn’t Canada have quite a bit of it? Portugal used to mine it too, as well as several countries in Africa

bassomitron ,

Yeah, countries obtaining uranium really isn’t that big of an obstacle.

FireRetardant ,

A big problem IMO is the generational responsibility of the waste as well. There needs to be decades of planning, monitoring and maintaince to ensure waste sites are safe and secure, this can be done but modern political climates can make it difficult.

Thorry84 , (edited )

Agreed, dealing with the waste is a thing. But for me a solvable problem and something that doesn’t need to be solved right away. We currently store a lot of nuclear waste in holding locations till we figure out a way to either make it less radioactive or store it for long enough. The alternative however is having coal plants all over the world spew all their dust (including radioactive dust) and CO2 straight into the atmosphere. This to me is a far bigger issue to solve. It isn’t contained in one location, but instead ends up all over the world. It ends up in people’s homes and bodies, with a huge impact to their health. It ends up in the atmosphere, with climate change causing huge (and expensive) issues.

The amount of money we need to handle nuclear waste would be orders of magnitude lower than what we are going to have to pay to handle climate change. And that isn’t even fixing the issue, just dealing with the consequences. I don’t know how we are ever going to get all that carbon back out of the atmosphere, but it won’t be cheap.

Eczpurt ,

It’d be nice to prioritise it at least rather than tucking it away under the oil and gas rug. There is no real competition in energy output to a nuclear power plant. And despite its egregious up front cost, operating it is relatively low cost.

In regards to fuel, uranium is used often but there is options such as thorium that have been used with some success. I do agree it is unfortunate to have to purchase from other countries but I think it beats buying natural gas from wherever it may be sold.

ShouldIHaveFun ,

There are some reactor designs that run on waste of standard reactors. It would solve two of your points for at least some decades.

saltesc ,

you often need to buy it from other countries. For instance, Russia. Not great.

Yeeeeah, I wouldn’t worry about that. Sure we (Australia) are conservative with our fears of mining and exporting uranium, especially with the Cold War and reactor whoopsies around the world. But historically it doesn’t take much for us to go down on an ally.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1a7262cd-836b-4f40-8038-05cc2a2e17c0.png

Just let us finish unloading all our coal off to the worst polluting nations first, then we’ll crack the top-shelf stuff.

Mrs_deWinter ,

Is that supposed to convince me that there’s plenty of uranium left? Because based on the numbers shown with reserve vs. historical usage it kinda seems like it would last for a few decades at best.

Wxnzxn ,
@Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml avatar

The mining is also usually a really polluting affair for the region, much more than the what power generation might suggest. And overall, in many countries there is a lot of subsidies going on for hidden costs, especially relating to the waste and initial construction. So it is not as cheap as a first look might suggest.

I’m not against it per se, it is better than fossil fuels, which simply is the more urgent matter, but it’s never been the wonder technology it has been touted as ever since it first appeared.

EldritchFeminity ,

One thing to remember about the mining issue is that coal mining is just as bad, and coal is often radioactive as well. More people have died from radiation poisoning due to coal power/mining than have died from radiation poisoning due to nuclear power, even when you include disasters like Three Mile Island and Chernobyl.

Of course, we’ve also been mining and using coal a lot longer, but the radioactive coal dust and possibly radioactive particles in the smoke from coal plants is something that many people are unaware of.

But, like you said, the big thing is to move away from fossil fuels entirely, and nuclear power has its own issues. It doesn’t so much matter what we go with so long as we do actually go with something, and renewables are getting better and better all the time.

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

Coal has caused more deaths this year than the entire history of nuclear anything has in total. This includes nuclear energy, nuclear research, nuclear medicine, nuclear irradiation (food storage), and too many orphan sources.

winterayars ,

Uranium isn’t the only possible fuel. It’s just the one we’ve been using (because it’s the one that lets you make nuclear weapons).

someguy3 ,

Buying uranium from Canada and Australia? Inconceivable!

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Except that you don’t need uranium for nuclear reactors. The reason it’s used traditionally because it’s also used for nuclear weapons. Thorium is a much better fuel that’s more abundant. China has already started operating these types of reactors. The other advantage of this design is that they use molten salt instead of water for cooling. Molten salt reactors don’t need to be built next to large bodies of water, and they are safer because salt becomes solid when it cools limiting the size of contamination in case of an accident.

world-nuclear-news.org/…/Operating-permit-issued-…

someacnt_ ,

That’s why we need fusion, which will use a lot of the same tech.

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

I don’t think it will. The large cost of a reactor will probably be shared, but fission plants don’t deal with plasma, magnets, hydrogen/helium storage, lasers, or capacitors. And we don’t even know the method by which a practical fusion plant will operate!

someacnt_ ,

I am talking in the sense that the same companies are participating in fusion research, and pretty sure the methods you mentioned are utilized somewhat in nuclear plants. Like handling and filtering radioactive materials.

Tlaloc_Temporal ,

Radioactive waste maybe. Fusion plants are likely to create irradiated parts that degrade quickly, similar to fission plants. Fusion fuel on the other hand, is gaseous, and likes to escape. Hydrogen is explosive, while helium-3 is just expensive.

ajcolson , in This company is the laughing stock of gaming right now

There’s a great initiative going on right now trying to hold Ubisoft and other game publishers accountable for shitty practices like this by trying to petition governments from a few different nations to create legal protections for people to continue to have access to their games they purchased after the publisher decides to abandon a game. If you live in an EU country especially, you might be able to help sign a petition still: https://www.stopkillinggames.com/

Zacryon ,

The petition doesn’t seem to be active, i.e. signable, right now.

Klear ,

There’s a bunch of petitions and actions possible on various parts of the world. It’s not just one meaningless online petition but a comprehensive plan to bring this to attention of various governments worldwide. Keep an eye out, there might be something you can help with in the future depending on where you live.

Venator , in Get rich quick

Edited the price to something more nvidiaish: 1000009536

8osm3rka ,

Gotta add a few more 9s to that. This is enterprise cards we’re talking about

xenoclast ,

Literally about to do same.

Jensen also is obsessed with how much stuff weighs. So maybe he’d sell shovels by the ton.

kopasz7 ,

Nobody expects the “4 elephants” GPU.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugd61cUHbME

twinnie , in ts moment

Shit, that’s a real post. The whole account is just talking about how nobody uses TeamSpeak anymore.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a pretty sweet paid gig for someone who does professional PR.

Very pathetic in any other scenario though.

Aurenkin , in Self-Made

The whole concept of the self‑made man or woman is a myth

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger
refalo ,

what do you mean by that?

KoboldCoterie ,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar
saltesc , in WWIII

It’ll be done with an AI voice or highlighting text in Notepad. There’ll be an overly animated mouse pointer circling everything, unlicensed EDM with pitched up vocals, and everything noticeable in the background of the lesson implies piracy, porn, and short courses. There’s a 50/50 chance of a popup from a family group chat appearing.

Lepsea ,

There’s a good chance that the EDM is gonna be this

iAvicenna , (edited )
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

you forgot to say the video lasts 2 hours the actual maneuver five seconds

CaptainBlagbird ,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Yet it still somehow is the best source on the topic

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