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Poiar , in stfu

Dude… Don’t interact with a dog without the owner’s consent.

That’s very bad behavior. Bad human!

traveler01 ,

Yeah never interact with someone’s animal without the owner consent. Is not good.

ngdev ,

If you don’t have consent from an animal’s owner, do not interact with the animal. That’s not something good that you should do. Instead, get consent first.

Aurenkin ,

You should never under any circumstances interact with an animal unless you have the owners express permission. If you do, it will not be considered a good thing, it will in fact be a bad thing. It is imperative to seek consent first, preferably in writing if the situation allows.

JonnyQuest , in Pathetic

He was supposed to get to the delivery room. Not get delivery to the room. Tsk tsk tsk

Hupf , in Pathetic

Looks like she’s down for delivery as well

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

Nice

rDrDr ,

About damn time too. She got the tip 9 months ago.

gravitas_deficiency , in Absolutely delicious

TFW you’re an android, and do not have taste receptors

dopeshark ,
@dopeshark@lemmy.world avatar

Runtime error: The system detected the contents to be edible, but the there was an exception in the emotional response interface, defaulting to neutral expression.

ultratiem ,
@ultratiem@lemmy.ca avatar

My people need me.

flies off to metaverse

WarmSoda ,

I would not be one bit surprised if he suddenly sprouted insect wings and flew off somewhere.

What is wrong with his eyes!? It’s like the uncanny valley.

EmpathicVagrant ,

Leaving his prosthetic legs behind.

The real reason they weren’t a part of initia launch is he forgot they’re a part of our standard unit design.

0x2d ,

lizard

bara ,
@bara@lemmy.world avatar

That’s right. It says so on the bottom of the screen. It is the model “WebEx” made by “Cisco”

ampdrool , in Groundbreaking Inventions

The thing in the first picture is called a “hurt-worse” in some parts of Italy because one side hurts and the other is worse.

ptrknvk , in Apocalypse 2023: Time for kite and surf ? And ignore them all?

What?

MaSHiNiK ,
@MaSHiNiK@lemmy.world avatar

I also don’t get it

Mothra ,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

You guys are not alone

Suoko OP ,
@Suoko@feddit.it avatar

Apocalypse now: surfing boys and playboy models going to warzones

Ukraine war: Irina, a model who was injured during russian bombing, now on play boy magazine to remind US about current war.

frenchyy94 , in It was always this way

What’s “school shopping season”?

the_itsb ,

In the US, in the weeks leading up to the new school year starting late August/early September, many retailers will offer discounts on school supplies - paper, pencils and pens, backpacks, etc - to attract customers. Many clothing retailers market it to students as a great time for a wardrobe refresh or to reinvent your look entirely and offer discounts. Same deal with electronics, especially since higher math courses tend to have required calculators. Some states - including Ohio, where I live - offer a sales tax holiday on a weekend during this season to help with the expense involved.

It’s wicked expensive with just one kid, I can’t imagine having several.

yimby ,

And this is the second biggest shopping season of the year, only beat by Christmas.

scytale ,

TIL. I would’ve thought Black Friday would be 2nd.

flameguy21 ,

Even goddamn PlayStation is having a back to school sale right now

KreekyBonez ,

more of a “back to putting off work from school” sale

I used to rush to do my homework in between classes and on the bus, to make more time for short SNES games. I can’t imagine what it’s like for kids, now that they have enormous open-world games to distract them.

BruceLee ,

I am know US people are especially in trouble with the cost of their books but haven’t you never financially suffer from buying copybooks, pens, binders, highlighters, white-outs, pencilcase, pencil, rubber, running shoes, backpack, organisers, coloring pens, ruler (30cm not 20), compass, square and protractor, sharper, scissors, gouache, feuilles simples A4 à grands carreaux, feuilles simple A5 à petits carreaux, agenda, feuilles doubles A4 à grand carreaux feuille Canson blanche A4 180g, trois cahiers à spirales 24-32 avec intercalaires de la marque Claire Fontaine et une calculatrice TI-83 Premium CE ?

I mean if not your parents did, and you will soon. As soon I you leave high school if you continue to study or a soon as you kids reach 3 years old. Have I mention back-to-school clothes and hair cup that might need to be freshen up if the school picture is taken too far from the beginning of the year ?

aradon ,

It’s the time in America at the end of summer when the “back to school” list’s come out for each grade of each school.

korstmos , in It was always this way

I like how textbooks all have ISBNs
They make pirating them so much easier!

Steak ,

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  • korstmos ,

    Every book has a unique number used to identify them, the ISBN (International Standard Book Number). If you can figure out the ISBN of a book, it becomes an easy search term for piracy, because now you aren't looking for a long title, you're looking for a unique number!
    Most bookstores will list the ISBN of a book on their website, so that step should be pretty easy.

    Then to commit the piracy, you can often just google the ISBN + filetype:pdf and get a free PDF pretty frequently.
    There is also library genesis (libgen), where you can look up pirated books via their ISBN, which has a super wide selection.
    And if even libgen does not have it, you can try torrent trackers (read up more on https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/c/piracy )

    Of course most of those options are legally questionable or illegal depending on where you live, and I of course would not recommend you actually perform them ;)

    CommunityLinkFixer Bot ,

    Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !piracy

    10_0 ,

    If you copy the ISBN number on the back near the barcode and put it into zlib you can fins the book

    Kalkaline ,
    @Kalkaline@programming.dev avatar

    Yo ho

    saltesc , in Priorities!

    Damn. This comment section…

    Reddit left a lot of y’all really insecure and easily triggered. Anyone would think OP threatened your mother’s life or something.

    🥤🪑🍿

    CaptainBlagbird , in lightning: "fuck this toilet in particular"
    @CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

    Holy shit 😯

    Zacryon ,

    Thy shit was holy indeed.

    Querk ,

    It better be. After all, it was blessed by the Almighty.

    SpermGoobler , in lightning: "fuck this toilet in particular"

    That’s what they get for having carpet in a bathroom

    Edit: wait that’s not carpet that’s poopie water

    Vlyn , in Jesus?

    You need to actually have sex to catch an STD…

    glowie OP ,
    @glowie@infosec.pub avatar

    Goddammit that explains it

    UnRelatedBurner ,

    it’s good knowing that almost noone on this platform will catch it than. Stay safe!

    Cyberwitch_7493 ,
    @Cyberwitch_7493@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I don’t plan to, but I use condoms when I play with my polyam partner(s). Dental dams also exist and you can make one from a condom by unrolling it and cutting along its length. The more you know!

    STUPIDVIPGUY ,

    sounds like too much effort ima just love myself ;)

    joelfromaus ,
    @joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

    I’m doing my part! (And that’s all I’m doing 🥲)

    guriinii , in zoom zoom

    Don’t pick up snails by the shell. Apparently, it can tear some skin that connects to the shell and it kills them.

    glowie OP ,
    @glowie@infosec.pub avatar

    TIL

    UnRelatedBurner ,

    I killed so many snails in this case

    ApathyTree ,
    @ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    This depends very heavily on how you pick them up by the shell.

    If you just grab the shell and pull, yes.

    They can feel the touch on the shell though, and usually retreat into it when touched. When they do, if you slide them backward along their own slime trail (or if aquatic/wet surface, any direction), they lose suction and pop right off. No harm done.

    I’ve never managed to kill a snail by handling, but I’m gentle about it.

    ludwig , in Got my tizzackle box right here

    My Nizzle be fisshizilin

    SternburgExport , in Something something The Juniper Tree

    I remember having a book with this exact image in it. I think it was called “Der Struwwelpeter” and it was full of this stuff.

    Dumeinst ,

    Me too! It also included several other similar fates for children that misbehaved!

    bennypr0fane ,

    This image is exactly from the Struwwelpeter.

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