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Ejh3k , in Poompkins.

Or… Clean up your dog’s shit.

Sylver ,

Unkempt lawn and a broken trampoline, never a better duo has existed.

danc4498 ,

I like to think the dog shit in a secret area to protect her pumpkin babies.

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Lmao so close to home, my in laws have exactly that (the trampoline is for my children to play) xD

Hyggyldy ,

I’ve seen this before and it never occurred to me that this would require them to just leave the shit.

Sabre363 ,

It’s good fertilizer

tilcica ,

no. dog and human shit isnt good fertilizer

Peaty ,

They can be you just dont want to eat food grown in them.

tilcica ,

its not good because of a meat based diet that produces very acidic poop compared to plant based diets such as those of cows, sheep, goats, etc

Peaty ,

Not all humans or dogs have meat based diets nor is acidic fertilizer a problem for some crops. A different issue is that there are some parasites that spread through the use of human feces as fertilizer.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

I don’t think that happened here. If it did, OP would have said so.

Peaty ,

OP is just posting a meme. It wasn’t their dog.

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

Oh, okie.

markstos ,

Circle of life.

bdonvr ,

It could be a more rural area where they have a larger amount of land

Ejh3k ,

You’re right, it could be. But I don’t think I’ve seen to many people living out in the country with a privacy fence.

Faresh ,

I mean, it’s on their own lawn, I think, so I guess the only people who could be bothered by it are the people who live there.

SupraMario ,

Lol do you live in a bubble or something? You do know how big the USA is right? Most of the EU fits into Texas alone. Some of us who are rural have a lot of land and don’t need privacy fences.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Sure, but you can see a privacy fence in the picture.

frenchyy94 ,

The EU has an area of 4.234.564km². Texas 695.621km².

So Texas is a mere 16,4% of the EU.

In what world is that “most of the EU”?

Piemanding ,

Maybe they heard somewhere that most EU countries can fit in Texas. A lot of them are small. If you go by number of countries it may be most of them.

IHaveTwoCows ,

A jpg of a dog’s poompkins turning into a fight about land mass is quality internet

pinkdrunkenelephants ,

And the U.S. has an area of 9,833,520 km^2^, meaning the U.S. is only about 2 1/3 times the size of the E.U., and that makes me realize:

That dude clearly knows nothing but propaganda, and this is actually why it’s so dangerous. His perception of the real world is so twisted that he doesn’t even see the basic geography of the world for what it is. Those land mass distortions were often pushed on purpose for racist reasons, i.e. Africa has typically been portrayed as a smaller continent than the rest when that is… not… true… at all…

So follow me here, this guy is very likely racist against Europeans.

When he himself is most likely an American White guy.

Figure that out in your head if you can

Tak , in Boost is out for lemmy
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

I wanted to try Boost then saw the data collection and noped out.

cm0002 ,

Lol I’m sure you have an app on your phone that does worse

Hell, Android itself probably does worse lmao

CowsLookLikeMaps ,

And?

cm0002 ,

And? It’s silly to bail on an app you’ve been waiting for months for because “data collection” lmao (Data collection that was probably in the original boost anyways lolol)

Imgonnatrythis ,

Why is that silly? It’s an individual choice, but for many of us that’s a huge turn off when we are striving for less of that in the world and there are alternatives.

drolex ,

rofl one can still try to minimise data collection as a whole. Because one party spies on me, I don’t have to let everyone do it. Lmao. You’re just bringing whataboutism to a legitimate concern. Lel

BeanCounter ,

We do what we can. Privacy is not go full on paranoid or go home. I might have worse data collecting pos apps that I definitely need on my device but I at least use FOSS softwares from Fdroid whenever I can. It helps.

Lmaydev ,

It’s bloody brilliant. Better than any of the other apps I tried.

Tak ,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m glad you enjoy it. I’m not going to gatekeep what apps people use.

Poe ,

If you pay for ad-free the admob library isn’t loaded

Thcgrasscity OP ,
@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca avatar

I just used my play store credit. Easy peasy lemon squeezy

SnowdenHeroOfOurTime ,

It’s literally less than most cups of coffee to correct that issue forever. Ad supported software is standard practice for the last 20+ years, having the option to cheaply opt out of it completely is actually uncommon and shouldn’t be completely glossed over like it doesn’t matter.

stranger ,

Ppl said the same about Sync but I’m still using it after using my play credit to pay for the ad free version 🤷🏻‍♂️

moonsnotreal ,
@moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah I’m more than willing to pay for apps, but I hate spyware. I wish instead of ads there was just like a $5-10 price, or a subscription of like $2 a month or something along those lines. (Idk what the actual cost to develop the app is, I’m just spitballing prices)

NutWrench ,
@NutWrench@lemmy.world avatar

The data collection is just for the ad-supported version.

moonsnotreal ,
@moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Ok that’s a little better than I thought it was. However it is still proprietary, so you just have to trust the dev collection is turned off.

WhyJiffie ,

And the developers of those ad libraries that the dev uses, too. Have a look at my other comment: sh.itjust.works/comment/3783324

WhyJiffie ,

Are the advertising libraries completely removed from the paid version, or is it just about not placing ads on the UI?

ArmoredUrethra ,

The ad library is only used when it is calling for ads. The paid version doesn’t call that library, so it isn’t present at all. The developer addresses this on another post.

WhyJiffie ,

I haven’t yet looked into the lemmy client, but they don’t necessarily have to call any function in that library for it to be active.

On one hand, there are the class variables in Java. When a class variable (a static one) has a value assigned at the place where the variable is declared, and the assignment is the result of a function call, afaik that will run when the class is loaded, which is basically every time the app is run. Same with static blocks.

On the other hand, on Android an app can have components that are automatically run in certain conditions, and which can be added by any programming library you have added to your project.
One such type of component is the BroadcastReceiver. These are mostly run on certain events broadcasted inside the app or through the whole system, but now I don’t find whether any of those that Boost reddit uses are started by systemwide broadcasts. The other is the ContentProvider. These are started every time the app’s process starts, but otherwise unconditionally. It’s common for ad and tracking code to misuse this kind of components for being active as much as possible. Looking at the Boost reddit app, along others it has the following:

  • com.applovin.sdk.AppLovinInitProvider
  • com.google.android.gms.ads.MobileAdsInitProvider
  • com.google.firebase.provider.FirebaseInitProvider (I think if you disable this one, the app won’t even work anymore, like with most other apps. Not like if disabling components would worth much, as this is not a privacy feature but a technical one, and the apps themselves can manage this)
ciko22i3 ,
@ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz avatar

fuck subscription services

Thcgrasscity OP ,
@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca avatar

With a capital F

dzso ,
@dzso@lemmy.world avatar

If you hate ads, but you also don’t want to pay a subscription, then what you’re really saying is “fuck developers”.

ciko22i3 ,
@ciko22i3@sopuli.xyz avatar

Fuck developers who implement subscription services

dzso ,
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  • ciko22i3 ,
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    I’d rather pay 100 bucks for something and own it for life than pay 0.99 a month and lose it when their servers go down

    averyminya ,

    All that is removed with the pro version, but I understand the hesitation.

    unionagainstdhmo ,
    @unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

    Difficult to know for sure though since the source code is hidden

    AdmiralShat ,

    That’s bog standard admob. If you have ANY app with ads on your phone you have already agreed to all of that so it’s moot.

    I just paid for it the moment I bought it because I want to support Ruben. Fantastic dev overall, anytime I had an issue with the reddit version he personal would respond and either patch it himself or already have an answer

    The paid version doesn’t have admob library

    Sharpiemarker , in Aging Senators Show Up To Work In Their Hospital Gowns After Dress Code Relaxed

    The Babylon bee is right-wing trash.

    Maddison OP ,

    right wing but funny tbh

    Omega_Haxors ,
    socsa ,

    Aggressively un-

    Excuse me sir, you dropped this

    TheRealKuni ,

    Yep, but every now and then they have a funny headline.

    Most are absolute garbage though.

    joyjoy ,

    The important thing is that it’s satire.

    squiblet ,
    @squiblet@kbin.social avatar

    What, this wasn’t the not the onion? Thanks for the warning.

    betwixthewires ,

    You’re not allowed to like it if a fellow member reminds you it is disallowed

    squiblet ,
    @squiblet@kbin.social avatar

    Well, it's true that the Babylon Bee is 95% complete crap. It was sort of amusing for a while, then I caught on to how they were pushing their completely idiotic politics and it wasn't very funny at that point.

    Szymon , in Spirit moves fast on these Halloween costumes

    Elect a clown, get a circus

    db2 ,

    Or alternatively, elect a circus get clowns

    MaxPower , in How about that?
    @MaxPower@feddit.de avatar

    Sometime in the past I must have accidentally switched into the stupid dimension, how else can this amount of idiots in politics be explained

    stevedidWHAT ,
    @stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

    Money

    chiliedogg ,

    I think the simulation ended on December 21, 2012.

    We’re in the “one more turn” phase and they’re just screwing with the sim.

    PreviouslyAmused ,

    That or the system is trying to wake us all up from hyper-sleep by throwing increasingly impossible scenarios at us in order for our brains to wake up naturally.

    Except we keep looking at everything and going, “yeah, that makes sense, fuck it” and just not waking up.

    The machines are going mad trying to figure us out.

    SnowBunting ,

    How do we keep voting these people in?

    dilithium_dame ,

    I don’t know if you want an actual answer but this particular idiot’s opponent was a millionaire whose entire campaign strategy was spamming people with mail pointing out he is not Boebert…so vote for him on that merit? He couldn’t even make any statements on how he would help voters of this district or take a stand on any issues. He’s running again so we’ll see if he has learned anything.

    This area (like so many around the country) is struggling. Outside of the die-hard Republicans who are a lost cause, people don’t appreciate a rich outsider talking down to them. The frustrating part is during the Democratic primary there was another candidate who had a great, progressive platform that included healthcare, taxing the rich, environment, etc. He came in last 😭 So Democrats chose the status quo, and their candidate struggled to get people excited to vote FOR him rather than AGAINST Boebert.

    I think this is a problem that plagues the Democrats on a national level and isn’t a direct reflection of “stupid” rural voters.

    dilithium_dame ,

    I know they won’t read this comment, but I’d really love to hear from the people who down vote! What do you disagree with? I’ve lived all over the U.S. and even overseas, but I haven’t been everywhere in the world so the great thing about a board like this is people with different experiences can share them. I can speak to my own observations but if I’m missing something please tell me!

    ConspiracySeries ,

    We did. The mass Hardon Collider was built for a reason, technically in this case 2.

    shadearg ,
    @shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

    Yep, threw us into the ‘most unlikely’ universe because everything was supposed to be destroyed except for the active observer, e.g., you, because paradox.

    Or at least that is the version I like to believe.

    PuppyOSAndCoffee , (edited )
    @PuppyOSAndCoffee@lemmy.ml avatar

    Or, this is our best universe and the rest just get even shittier. That’s my rainbow and unicorn fantasy / no kink shaming pls.

    Or, what if hell is simply consciousness during all the shitty outcomes: the teacher runs out candy when it’s your turn, the bus drives off just when you show up, etc.

    It would mean as we approach the hellspawn timeline, each one of us made it into the angel timeline too.

    Odds are very high we only have one universe because multiple dimensions can be reduced via transformation, but it is progressively more difficult to transform from a lower dimension to a higher dimension: that straight 2d line is probably a straight 2d line in 3d and 4d space.

    Also le boobies in class were always fun I am not sure what the hubbub is all about.

    dontcarebear ,

    I think that this is the same amount of dumbdumbs you’d have during the middle ages, but everyone is on cameras everywhere.

    SpaceCowboy ,
    @SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

    My theory is that the internet makes people dumber.

    Kushia OP ,
    @Kushia@lemmy.ml avatar

    They’re in politics as a sock puppet to serve other wealthy people’s interests not because they have great ideas for improving the lives and wellbeing of people.

    If you killed political donations, cushy job prospects post politics and the crazy idea that corporations are somehow people deserving of representation it might go a long way to purging these cookers from the system.

    Gorilladrums , in What will your job be, Comrad?

    Funnily enough, out of all the delusional people under that thread, he probably has the most realistic job.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    I’m interested in hearing more of this system that hurts the right people.

    Tarot readers and astrologers, to be clear.

    Case ,

    They can do it in their free time, and even barter trade. But from sunup to sundown (or whatever labor scale they use to measure shifts) they are doing something materially useful. No contribution, no food that day. Should only take about 3 weeks to get rid of all the slackers (and I say that as a slacker myself) either they’ve gone back home, or they’ve starved to death.

    Gorilladrums ,

    I propose that political officers be sent to these psychics randomly. The officers would sit down with these plebs and ask them to read their futures. If they don’t guess that they’re going to get beat up, then they’re going to get beat up for being frauds. The ones who know what’s coming to them, will still get beat up, but lightly, and they will be asked nicely to contribute something more meaningful to society… or else.

    Sureito , in 🐹🐹🐹

    More like ocean piglet - the small kinda pig looking creature, that was shipped to europe via the ocean

    neptune , in Take me to your leader.

    Hhahaha sex

    DeathWearsANecktie , in Randall spittin' facts

    I don’t mind seeing communist content, it’s better than the shit that I was seeing on Reddit’s front page before I left it. At least communists aren’t spewing hatred against people based on their skin colour, sexual orientation, gender identity, or other things that people can’t control.

    Although the centrists and leftists still hate each other, Lemmy is just a nicer place in general due to the lack of far-right horse shit.

    YeetPics ,
    @YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

    Idk, getting told I should get hit by a truck and nuked into dust because of the country I happened to be born in is kinda sus.

    danielton , in StEvEN cROWdER doES Not dESERvE a MEME foRmat

    Crowder’s a piece of shit who doesn’t even practice what he preaches.

    snooggums ,
    @snooggums@kbin.social avatar

    He does practice being an asshole.

    Gradually_Adjusting ,
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    And here I thought he’d already perfected it.

    snooggums ,
    @snooggums@kbin.social avatar

    Doctors practice medicine and they are experts!

    Shunned_Marble4378 , in Noodle Meep Moo
    @Shunned_Marble4378@feddit.de avatar

    i am missing another noodle meep moo as third line

    NumbersCanBeFun , in Why we can't save our marriage
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  • SkyezOpen ,

    Ah, that explains the food. And the drama.

    Blastasaurus ,

    I don’t know many YouTubers but I got that one pretty quickly. Is that guy dead yet?

    Nythos ,

    Suprisingly not.

    Last I heard about him he’d actually managed to lose weight, whether he’s kept it off is another matter though

    regalia ,

    This is like every drama channel on YouTube. Usually on the front page and titled “We need to talk” or a stupid title like that. Idk what they come up to sustain this stuff, but they obviously drag it out as long as they can.

    Spendrill ,

    If you see a title like that from Useless Farm you’re in for a good time.

    charlie , in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left
    @charlie@hexbear.net avatar

    What goes beneath the middle class? It’s the implication Mac…

    ImmortanStalin ,

    These people are New Poor; we’re Old Poor!

    ren , in Don't give Elon more money.
    @ren@lemmy.world avatar

    I just feel bad for people who went in during Elon’s “good” years (heavy quotations). He’s nothing but a glorified car salesman and a verified idiot now, but for a while there, some people just wanted a more sustainable car.

    BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

    Yes I agree. It’s unfortunate he decided to become the face and wallet of the right.

    Blimp7990 ,

    become

    i take issue with this word

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  • Blimp7990 ,

    this feels like its going to be a tedious, unfunny conversation.

    if so, please leave me alone

    BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

    Ok fair enough.

    cogman ,

    It was easy enough to excuse early on. There were signs of his terribleness but they weren’t much worse than other cat manufacturers.

    Now? Fuck him. I’m never sending musk another dime if I can avoid it.

    socsa ,

    Yeah it was legitimately the only viable EV when I got one. I still love the car but am absolutely embarrassed by it because of that asshole.

    money_loo ,

    Have you considered living your life and not worrying about what other people think?

    socsa ,

    Poorly worded on my part. I genuinely oppose everything Elon Musk stands for, so it’s more like cognitive dissonance than embarrassment.

    Blimp7990 ,

    Have you considered living your life and not worrying about what other people think?

    nobody should do this

    this is what libertarians do and they are awful human beings to interact with

    and to be clear, i mean the literal text you said. What you meant was “have you considered not worrying about what other people think for mostly irrelevant stuff” but what you said was “not worrying about what other people think”. Those are different, and one leads to someone pushing you in front of a train.

    RaoulDook ,

    Nobody follow this person’s advice. I am old, and one of the best things about life now is the freedom not to give a fuck about the dumbass judgemental thoughts of others. I do what I want regardless of what people think, and life is great.

    ImFresh3x ,

    There’s nothing wrong with or abnormal about being aware of your image or how you are perceived. Knowledge of self and self awareness and all that. Standard unavoidable reality of life.

    armrods ,

    That’s like saying you are embarrassed by an Android phone

    Staccato ,

    Android was never the only player in the cell phone OS market. Tesla was the only player in the EV market until last year more or less

    masterspace ,

    Android is still the only player in the cellphone market if you don’t want to be treated like a brain damaged gerbil who can’t be trusted with accessing a file system.

    max ,

    Last year? Dude there have been viable alternatives for years now.

    johnrobbespiere ,

    I think your perception of last year like mine toes back several by covid effect. Other brands have had comparable electric vehicles for years now, and even then Tesla was never alone in the EV market.

    Staccato ,

    Comparable? Not really. The i3, Leaf, and Bolt didn’t have the same fast charging capability or range as the Model 3, and luxury brands are out of reach for the average consumer.

    The vehicles that are actually putting out comparable specs had their first model years in 2021 (Ford, VW) or 2022 (Hyundai and Kia).

    Paralda ,

    Not comparable stock. Even in Q1 2022, 75% of all EV sales in the US were Teslas.

    When I bought mine, I legitimately tried to get a Ford or a Volvo, but the dealerships had no stock and kept adding insane dealer fees and markups. With my used Tesla I just had to wait a week for delivery. Musk hadn’t gone fully off the deepend either yet.

    cogman ,

    Yup, got mine in 2018. He’d done shitty things by that time but wasn’t full mask off. At the time the only 2 real alternatives were the bolt and leaf. Neither had enough range for me.

    But now? My next EV will not be a Tesla. I’m driving this one till the wheels fall off, but already there are better alternatives on the market. With everyone adopting NACS there’s pretty much no downside.

    TimewornTraveler , in I miss forums

    Internet absolutely was better 15 years ago. Everything is paywalled now and there’s constant disinformation. Algorithms feed you bullshit and people all post outrage bait to get attention. Not saying that stuff didn’t exist 15 years ago, but it’s absolutely become the dominant experience online.

    Hardware has gotten better though!

    cedeho ,

    You forgot clickbait

    sv1sjp ,
    @sv1sjp@lemmy.world avatar

    Ι remember back in early 2010s with clickbaits enforcing you to Like on their Facebook Page in order to read the clickbeat post :P

    Speculater ,
    @Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

    I fucking hate the Internet outside Lemmy, Mastodon, and select discords.

    Contend6248 ,

    And you can get rid of anything you hate, meanwhile porn loads in seconds.

    I wouldn’t go back

    tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

    You can’t even Google shit anymore, it’s all AI written articles. I used to use Reddit for that with site:reddit.com but I wonder how long we will be able to.

    midorale ,

    People suggest using other search engines instead like Bing or DuckDuckGo, but the fact that they no longer support the “-” operator in search is annoying.

    secret301 ,

    Hardware has gotten better though!

    Can’t even tell cause software has gotten so much worse

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