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Holzkohlen , in 2024 is going to be the beginning of the end of us all

Well, at least that will take your mind off global warming. Which is good since we have already hit 1.5°C of warming.

Mog_fanatic ,

1.5 and we’re just getting started! Let’s goooooo! It’s incredible what humans can do when we work together 🔥👏🏻🔥👏🏻🔥

lars ,

You are a horrible person to make me laugh so hard at our folly

A7thStone , in fries are another $8.00

I hate those fucking stools. I swear they were invented to be so uncomfortable that once you’ve choked down that mediocre overpriced burger you want to leave as soon as possible because your ass hurts.

clubb ,
@clubb@lemmy.world avatar

How the fuck do you even

Blum0108 ,

The first thing you have to do is

clubb ,
@clubb@lemmy.world avatar

Manage to price tater tots at 1 dollar

thanks_shakey_snake ,

Then what you do is

LemmyKnowsBest ,

always order everything to go and take it home and eat it in the comfort of my own bed.

restaurants are so uncomfortable.

xpinchx ,

What’s wrong with you 😧

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

nothing?

Death_Equity ,

When you eat so many luxury burger that you can only afford a studio, there isn’t any other seating than bed.

exocrinous ,

Remember to get an avocado toast side

Coreidan ,

You eat in your bed? Ngl that is nasty

dependencyinjection ,

In what way?

Genuinely curious if it’s because you might get food in bed or the act of eating where you sleep?

Coreidan ,

100% because of mess

Raxiel ,

Don’t worry, they mean the bed of their truck. The airflow at highway speeds ensure all crumbs are carried away immediately!

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

They’re shitty amazon order stools I bet.

PoolloverNathan ,

Getting people to leave quickly allows more people to enter, which means more burgers served.

PatMustard ,

I assume they got them cheap when a school science lab was upgrading to something made this century

Dirk , in Paying for free software
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

You should donate to free software you like because you like it.


Change my mind.

Aurenkin ,

But I don’t want to change your mind

morrowind , in Has anyone notified Elon?
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s all fun and games until you have to implement goingToCrashIntoEachOther()

lobelia581 ,

`// TODO: needs improvements but works 99% of the time

return false;`

ifGoingToCrashDont ,

This looks good. PR approved.

Scubus ,

To improve that, you could get rid of the comment to save space.

ApeNo1 ,

return (staticCrashCounter++ % 100 == 0 ? true : false);

AnonTwo ,

You leaked the code for when it's out of warranty

Viking_Hippie ,

Or when your subscription to braking has lapsed.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

<span style="color:#323232;">void dont() {
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    fuckenNoseDiveLmao();
</span><span style="color:#323232;">}
</span>
lars OP ,

Did a Japanese lunar probe write this?

r00ty Admin ,
r00ty avatar

Well I think goingToCrashIntoEachOther needs to return another drone object. Then don't can take that object. Based on self.serialNo and other.serialNo a mutually beneficial avoiding manoeuvre could be executed.

If you're about to crash into more than one other drone.. Good luck the function specifies "EachOther" meaning just one other drone!

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

this calls for a whiteboard

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

That’s what interns are for.

YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU ,

Love me some clean code. Just please don’t look at the function definition or ever expect me to change my pyramid of abstractions.

clearedtoland , in Water, water, everywhere...

I had the urge while out the other day and had to wipe, like a peasant. Bidets should be a right in the kingdom.

space_gecko ,

Get a little portable bidet. They’re not ideal, but it sure beats the awful toilet paper in public bathrooms.

rockerface ,

Wait, those exist? I might have to look into it, because I can’t install a normal bidet in my apartment (horrible Soviet era piping all over the place)

powerofm ,

They’re basically a squishy water bottle… Not ideal but might be worth a try?

Duranie ,

After the birth of my first child I ended up with a hemorrhoid. Truth be told, I was scared shitless to touch anything down there for a couple days after the trauma. They had given me a squishy bottle to rinse myself while everything recovered. Warm water from the tap was heavenly lol.

ElBarto ,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Just run a hose and connect one of these.

TrickDacy ,

Are you saying the water supply to the tank is non standard? That’s the only piece you need to interact with. I’ve yet to see a non standard one

AtariDump ,

CuloClean Portable Bidet for… www.amazon.com/dp/B07L448T4K?ref=FuckOff

Telcontar ,

What is that ref at the end of the link?

Duranie ,

LMAO - I haven’t seen anyone do that before. Everything after the ? is for site tracking info, so you can remove it. There was a post about it sometime in the last couple weeks that gave examples and where to chop it off to not offer more tracking info.

StorageAware ,

I believe there is/was an extension that automatically changed the tracking parameters to that. Maybe it’s that.

WeirdGoesPro ,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Gonna need the name, dawg.

StorageAware ,

Tried finding it but I was unable to, maybe ask comment OP?

LillyPip ,

My $35 bidet is awesome and just diverts water from the tank. It took less than 10 minutes to install: remove seat, place bidet, replace seat, unscrew tank water supply, screw in water splitting hose. You don’t even need to turn off the water, that’s how easy it is. It’s great for renters, too, because you’re not actually making any modifications, and it’s easy to remove with no trace.

Mine’s a Luxe, but there are several like it in the same price range.

Orbituary ,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

They are the right and norm in Japan.

tiredofsametab ,

Tons of places do not have bidets. Hell, numerous places here still have squat toilets. I guess they are common in many tourist spots and stations in bigger cities. I have some occasional digestive issues and tend to know where toilets with washlets are in places I frequent.

rtxn , in Standards shouldn't be behind a paywall

You’ve just become the nemesis of the entire unix-like userbase for praising the space.

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

What’s the issue with the space?

rtxn ,

On the command line, space is what separates each argument. If a path contains a space, you either have to quote the entire path, or use an escape character (e.g. the `` character in most shells, the backtick in Powershell because Microsoft is weird, or the character’s hexadecimal value), otherwise the path will be passed to the command as separate arguments. For example, cat hello world.txt would try to print the files hello and world.txt.

It is a good practice to minimize the character set used by filenames, and best to only use English alphanumeric characters and certain symbols like -, _, and .. Non-printable characters (like the lower half of ASCII), weird diacritics (like ő or ű), ligatures, or any characters that could be misinterpreted by a program should be avoided.

This is why byte-safe encodings, like base64 or percent-encoding, are important. Transmitting data directly as text runs the risk of mangling the characters because some program misinterpreted them.

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

but what does the command line matter for dates? sure every once in a while you’ll have to pass a date as an argument on the command line but I think usually that kind of data is handled by APIs without human intervention, so once these are set up properly, I don’t see the problem

rtxn ,

<span style="color:#323232;">rsync -a "somedir" "somedir_backup_$(date)"
</span>

If the date command returns an RFC-3339-formatted string, the filename will contain a space. If, for example, you want to iterate over the files using for d in $(find…) and forget to set $IFS properly, it can cause issues.

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

Hm, I guess I just don’t agree that CLI usablity comes before readability.

rtxn ,

Again, it’s not just CLI, it’s an insurance against misinterpreted characters breaking programs.

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

honestly, if a space breaks your program, it’s kind of a shit program.

rtxn ,

Yeah? I once spent an entire week debugging a plaintext database because the software expected the record identifiers to be tokenized a certain way, but the original data source had spaces in those strings.

The software was the ISC DHCP server, the industry standard for decades and only EOL’d a year ago.

meekah ,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like a weekend that you could have saved if the software was just implemented properly and accepted spaces.

Something being an industry standard does not necessarily mean it’s good. Sometimes it just means it was the cheapest, or sometimes even just because it was used for so long. How long did it take for Torx to somewhat replace philips head screws despite being better in most cases?

I think date strings are made for human and machine readability. Similar to XML or JSON. So, why not improve systems so that we can have more human readable date strings? If you don’t care about human readability and want to make sure there is no confusion with spaces, you can just use epoch timestamps.

lolcatnip ,

But $(date) does return a string with spaces, at least on every system I’ve ever used. And what’s so bad about the possibility of spaces in filenames? They’re slightly inconvenient in a command line, but I haven’t used a commuter this century that didn’t support spaces in filenames.

rtxn ,

Bro, literally re-read the comment you replied to. It has an example of what might happen.

lolcatnip ,

Ok, I just reread it. I don’t see what you think I’m missing. You mean an improperly written find command misbehaving? The fact that a different date format could prevent a bug from manifesting doesn’t seem like much of an argument.

black0ut ,
@black0ut@pawb.social avatar

Spaces can exist in filenames. The only problem is that they have to be escaped. As the comment that you reread explained, cat hello world.txt would print the files hello and world.txt. If you wanted to print the file “hello world.txt” you’d either need to quote it (cat “hello world.txt”) or escape the space (cat hello world.txt)

lolcatnip ,

Oh, the horror!

calcopiritus ,

Both arguments are surrounded by ", which should be space-safe.

At least in the shells I use, putting " makes spaces inside paths a non-issue.

rtxn ,

For the rsync command, yes. But this:


<span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">for</span><span style="color:#323232;"> d </span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">in </span><span style="color:#323232;">$(find . -type d)</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">; do
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    </span><span style="color:#62a35c;">echo </span><span style="color:#183691;">"$</span><span style="color:#323232;">d</span><span style="color:#183691;">"
</span><span style="font-weight:bold;color:#a71d5d;">done
</span>

will process the space-separated parts of each path as separate items. I had to work around this issue just two days ago, it’s an obscure thing that not everyone will keep in mind.

Knusper ,

I’m not exactly fond of the space either, but man, the T is noisy. They could’ve gone with an underscore or something, so it actually looks like two different sections.

30p87 , in soak and jump hump

What religion does to people.

Xyre ,

Somehow god is all-knowing, but forgot to consider the loopholes.

Patches ,

We call it the poophole loophole.

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

didnt some religion have a concept where since they believe god infallible, any loophole in the rules must therefore be intended, possibly as a reward for the cleverness of finding it? I forget which one that was

Uncle_Bagel ,

Pretty common among Jewish scholars.

NoIWontPickaName ,

I like the one where 4 rabbis are arguing 3-1 against each other and god tells them that the 1 guy is right and they respond with “Well that’s 2-3.”

That whole religion, especially the Kabbalah part, is super interesting to me, but it is just so dense that it’s hard to get into.

Maven ,
@Maven@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

To be fair, that’s pretty close to describing the Jewish faith. One fundamental tenet is that God put loopholes there on purpose, and it’s the rabbis’ duty to debate legalistically to extrapolate what he meant based on what he said. That’s why they’re called laws. (I was raised jewish, for the record)

One common one that most people have heard of by now since they went viral on youtube a couple years back, is eruvim. Since there’s a bunch of rules around how much effort you’re allowed to exert on the sabbath (e.g. you’re not allowed to move anything from inside your house to outside, or to carry anything heavy more than about half a meter while outside), people hang a wire, called an eruv (plural eruvim), encircling an area ranging from a small neighbourhood to several city blocks to the entire island of Manhattan, proclaiming it to be one big “home”, allowing practicing Jews to do anything they’re only allowed to do at home, anywhere inside its area.

Another fun one that has a lot of ramifications is that we’re not supposed to “start a fire” on sabbath, and rabbi have traditionally declared that turning something electrical on or off is “starting a fire”. Because of this, jewish hospitals have elevators that run constantly between floors so people can just walk on without actually pushing a button and causing a circuit to close. Or lightbulbs; for the longest time, the “solution” was just to leave your lights on all saturday in case you needed them, or maybe spring for electronic timers, or just get your goyim buddy to come over and turn em on for you, but with the modern prevalence of LED bulbs, there’s now jewish smart lights called “shabulbs” that have internal shutters which cover the LEDs without actually extingishing them, so you can turn it back “on” again without breaking the rules. Some places even sell ovens with a shabbat mode so they stay slightly warm all day and never turn all the way off, don’t show the display screen, and don’t turn on their internal lightbulb when you open them after sundown on friday! All this because there’s a rule against starting fires.

Maybe I got a bit off topic, but my point is, In some ways you might say that finding loopholes in Abrahamic law is practicing religion lol

0x4E4F ,

All this because there’s a rule against starting fires.

Shit… I though people over here were nuts… thank you for proving me wrong.

kambusha ,

This was such a fun & interesting read. Thank you!

AllNewTypeFace ,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Jewish hospitals have paternoster lifts? That sounds ironic.

Maven ,
@Maven@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Unfortunately not, just normal elevators programmed to go up and down to each floor automatically at regular intervals rather than requiring any user input.

Holzkohlen ,

I can just imagine having parents care about any of this and being SO annoyed by it. Worst I got as a kid is going to church on christmas before opening the presents. (We do presents on the evening of the 24th)

Maven ,
@Maven@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It was worse when I was a kid, in winter we had to heat the house to blistering on friday afternoons and just hope it stayed warm enough til sabbath ended (if it wasn’t, we had to get a non-Jewish friend to come turn the furnace on for a bit, and there was all sorts of rules about whether that was allowed too). And if you turned a light off at night by reflex, it stayed off. Nowadays there’s all sorts of “sabbath mode” gadgets lol

AndrasKrigare ,

That’s super interesting. I was not raised Jewish at all, but I’ve heard an expression “making a fence around the Tora.” At least as it was explained to me, the idea is that we don’t really know what the exact line is for what we’re supposed to do, so we’re just going not even get close to the line so we know we’re definitely okay.

To me, that seems like the complete opposite of what you describe. Do you know if that’s a different interpretation/sect/denomination or if I’m misunderstanding and those loopholes are the fence around the Tora?

Maven ,
@Maven@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

those loopholes are the fence around the Tora?

That is essentially correct. The torah itself is sacrosanct, and Rabbinic derivations are not seen as loopholes, so much as expert notes to aid in understanding the intent of the torah and accidentally violating the letter of the law. The really short version is, god is omniscient, and therefore knew when he spoke how his words would be interpreted for all time, and so if he didn’t want people to interpret them a certain way, he would’ve said something different. In other words, following the letter of the law is integral, but rules lawyering is not just allowed, it’s expected. There’s actually a famous jewish parable about a time rabbis exiled god himself from a debate because if he wanted to influence the proceedings, he should’ve done so in the torah.

“The torah says we can’t start a fire on the sabbath. But what counts as ‘fire’ or ‘starting’, exactly?” “The torah says we can’t carry a heavy object more than 4 cubits while outside our private domain on the sabbath. What counts as heavy? What is a private domain?”

Sordid ,
@Sordid@beehaw.org avatar

I’ve heard stuff like this several times from different sources over the years, but I’m still not convinced it’s not some elaborate collective prank. It reads like something written by Terry Pratchett.

Maven ,
@Maven@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

The really short version is that the jewish belief is that an omniscient god wrote the torah with the complete foreknowledge that people would be debating over its intent in edge cases for the rest of time, and so he wrote exactly what was necessary for rabbis to collectively come to the correct conclusions. If an interpretation would’ve been wrong, then god would’ve written that part differently.

Essentially it’s D&D rules lawyering

Sordid , (edited )
@Sordid@beehaw.org avatar

I get that, but at the same time I don’t. I mean, it doesn’t make sense to me. Expecting endless debate and also expecting correct conclusions to be reached seems contradictory, since once conclusions are reached, debate would cease. This is one of those things that make me feel very uncertain, like when you finish an exam in half the allotted time, watch everyone else keep furiously working, and start questioning whether everyone else is dumb or whether you are and you missed something obvious. I get that feeling a lot when reading/thinking about religion.

brbposting ,

I knew about the elevators (and forgot about Manhattan) but this one’s new for me:
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/6a0ab00a-e21a-4381-86d3-6442e038ccc2.jpeg

Men approving this 2-year innovation’s hoodwinking of God:
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/889288a3-7de9-493e-9d5a-06fc54ef051a.jpeg

vivadanang ,

people hang a wire

yes yes, omniscient and omnipotent no doubt, this fucking string will fool god…

I honestly wonder if this is as hilarious to them as it is to outsiders

aksdb ,

So if I put a movement sensor that triggers a light in front of a jewish household, they couldn’t leave on sabbath because their movement would trigger a fire?

LordKitsuna , in Japan is on its own wavelength.
irish_link , in I wasn't in a hurry anyway

The heck you buy? 400lb weights?

GamesRevolution ,
@GamesRevolution@programming.dev avatar

Tungsten cube

FinalRemix ,

Those have free Prime shipping in my experience. Granted, I never ordered the 50-pounder.

son_named_bort ,

I need tungsten cube to live.

TUNGSTEN!

Taser ,
nova_ad_vitum ,

Bonus points for not easing the edges of the cube at all.

YaksDC , in Take my strong hand!
m_r_butts ,

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  • meliaesc ,

    Go watch Scary Movie (2)! Just missed the season but it’s a classic.

    CanadianCarl ,

    youtu.be/5t_tgiWatvs this is the scene, it is just cringe to watch though.

    Cralder , in My opinion changes on Pringles so far

    Nah Pringles are mid at best. Weak flavor, ok texture, too high price. I dont need any artisanal shit, pretty much anything else is better than Pringles.

    conno02 ,
    @conno02@lemmy.world avatar

    i used to be like you… young, foolish, and naive

    thats all, no cool advice, bye

    Pietson ,

    Honestly the fact that Pringles don't have an overpowering flavour is partly why I like them

    30p87 ,

    They aren’t as addicting but still crunch, that’s why.

    LemmyIsFantastic ,

    You are the meme.

    Cralder ,

    Ah yes, the good ol’ “I have depicted you as the bad wojak and me as the good wojak therefore I am correct”.

    LemmyIsFantastic ,

    And here you are embracing the meme 👏👏👏

    Th4tGuyII ,
    @Th4tGuyII@kbin.social avatar

    Yeah. I'll eat them if they're there, but I wouldn't buy them. You can get better stuff for the same price.

    Holzkohlen ,

    Hate the uniformity and the texture. The flavor I do usually like. For me there just a step above just awful tasting chips. Like there is F tier chips and just above that are pringles, kinda in their own tier.

    Strawberry ,

    As an autistic person I love the uniformity and texture. they’re beat out only by baked lays and baked ruffles

    Catsrules , in Sure it is

    I am more stressed out about the construction of the building. Looks like a basket weaver decided to lay some bricks.

    Jordan_U ,

    Partially AI generated “photo”?

    isildun ,

    Definitely AI generated. Look at the bottom-right of the Confederate flag. It’s all messed up, classic generative AI “artifacting” for lack of a better word for it.

    Edit: lower down in the thread the original was posted. This was upscaled (very poorly) by AI.

    dugmeup ,

    Good call!

    AlexWIWA ,

    I don’t think so. I saw this back some time before COVID.

    This one may be generated by I’ve definitely seen a picture like this

    SaltyIceteaMaker ,

    This looks ai generated but im 99.9% certain that there is a real version of this picture

    AlexWIWA ,

    That’s what I think too. I’ve definitely seen this exact layout, but I think this either has a filter or some weird generation.

    PersnickityPenguin ,

    Wow it is ai

    :(

    0x2d ,

    Ai generated

    TokyoMonsterTrucker , in Much Better

    Are you trying to give people hot Satanic nun fetishes? Because this is how you give people hot Satanic nun fetishes.

    I’ll be in my bunk suffering from my new fetish. Thanks, asshole

    Viking_Hippie ,

    I was in a band called Satanic Nun Fetish. Surprisingly, we played bluegrass.

    Feirdro ,

    That tracks.

    janus2 ,
    @janus2@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    do you have any recordings posted anywhere? i very much enjoy bluegrass

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Unfortunately not, as it’s a fictional band I just made up for a joke 🤷

    Obi ,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    Aww I’m sorry! Would it help if I pointed out the fact that your hair looks great today?

    Obi ,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Yes, yes it absolutely would thank you.

    Viking_Hippie ,

    No problem, haver of great hair!

    Slow ,

    If you like this kind of thing, I recommend the music video “Semargl - god is not love”. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGyiE6-alV0&amp;t

    Be careful nsfw.

    dingleberry , in So many people still think its ok for them to do📱

    US keeps taking the flame while EU, Bastion of Rights™, just outright banning encryption.

    GrammatonCleric , in Bye Felicia
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Not my flavor of socialism

    LemmysMum OP ,

    You mean you don’t like spicy socialism with a dash of authoritarianism?

    girl ,

    you must be a dirty lib, which is the same thing as a conservative, which is basically a nazi THEREFORE you are a nazi, you’ve come full circle

    LemmysMum OP ,
    girl ,

    really wasn’t sure if I should’ve included the /s or not lol, I plead innocent your honor

    LemmysMum OP ,

    The court accepts your plee, you are free to go. Please see the bailiff for your complimentary upvote.

    SuckMyWang ,

    If you have to think about it many others won’t. Remember the rule no /s you’re a fool.

    I on the other hand like to role the dice, it goes about 50/50

    Agent641 ,

    national socialism? Yuck!

    Ghostalmedia ,
    @Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

    I could go for some of that Scandinavian democratic socialism though. Tax the rich and pay for social services that create smooth roads and fewer people looting drug stores to buy fentanyl.

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