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krey , in life hack

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chaklun , in just wait, it could get worse....

Ukrainian 90s babies living through the collapse of the USSR, decade of banditry and poverty, 2 revolutions, a plague, and the largest war since WW2 before they hit 30:

Gerula ,

Yup, you guys where hit worst than most. Not only as magnitude order but also as time span.

EmilieEvans ,

Well … I think the Middle East wants to enter the chat. Multiple wars, multiple revolutions, and multiple plagues.

Gerula ,

You’re right.

Sho , in For Free!

It also spits in the face of the U.S. flag code 🙄

FartsWithAnAccent , (edited )
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

These fucking chuds would wipe their ass with the flag if they thought it would “own the libs”, they don’t give a fuck about country or civic duty.

GreenMario ,

Fake ass patriots can’t even display the proper Murikan flag 🇺🇸 smh

ramenshaman , in Please discuss.
beteljuice ,

So answer is yes

ToastedPlanet ,

It’s sushi. The carbs form four sides of the cube.

xia ,

Hmm… so a steak is a salad, and a salad is nachos? Something screwy here…

donslaught ,

Salad is only nachos if it contains croutons, won ton strips, or some other form of free-floating non-structural starch.

ludwig ,

Food identification war intensifies

stillwater ,

I’m amazed this page didn’t have a featherless chicken labelled “Human”

Alaskaball , in Every third post on Lemmy
@Alaskaball@hexbear.net avatar

Now this is a post I can get behind.

Take a hike, hug a tree, run your fingers through blades of grass, stare at nature and take it in.

Maybe even get a cheeky grill in while you’re at it grillman

muirc ,
@muirc@hexbear.net avatar

Grillpill me, baby

Alaskaball ,
@Alaskaball@hexbear.net avatar

Alright so what you need is 3 large portobello mushrooms, ¼ cup canola oil (or oil of your choice), ¼ cup balsamic vinegar, 3 tablespoons chopped onion, and 4 minced cloves garlic.

First Clean the mushrooms; remove stems, reserving them for another use. Place mushroom caps gill-side up in a shallow dish.

Then Combine oil, balsamic vinegar, onion, and garlic in a small bowl. Pour mixture evenly over mushroom caps; let marinate at room temperature for 1 hour.

Go and Preheat the grill to medium-high heat; grease the grate.

Lastly, Grill those suckers over the hot grill until caramelized and tender, about 5 minutes per side; serve warm.

nat_turner_overdrive ,
@nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net avatar
huf ,

you do drink the mushroom water that collects in the cap while grilling, right? you cant just pour that out!

Alaskaball ,
@Alaskaball@hexbear.net avatar

That can be sauce for the grill boss

FanonFan ,

damn this sounds really good

JokeDeity , in Be there for your ladies

Aren’t memes supposed to be funny? This just looks like a shitty Tumblr post.

Thcgrasscity OP , (edited )
@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca avatar

Haha 450 up 55 down, so 8 times as many people think its funny then dont.

Haha 3 times as many people dislike this comment

balderdash9 ,

Wait, we can see the upvote / downvote ratio?

HeneryHawk ,

Some apps show it. Jebroa does, for example

JokeDeity ,

I’m calling it Jebroa now (even if I’m actually using Voyager currently (until Thunder gets fixed)).

Yoru ,
@Yoru@lemmy.ml avatar

this reminds me how people were calling Gumball’s sister “Anna Yeast”

lemann ,

Jebroa sounds like a really muscular type of mouse lol

SpoilerA bit like the muscular mouse in demon slayer https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.3284627004.4762/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.jpg

wheeldawg ,

But it’s still affected by which instances you’re federated with or blocks. Votes from users on defederated instances don’t show up.

average_internet_enjoyer ,

Sync for Lemmy does shows it

shadearg ,
@shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

Look at the username. Might as well be ClownShoes.

10_0 ,

Now 1 in 6 voters downvoted

Thcgrasscity OP ,
@Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca avatar

Hot damn, ships sinking quick.

Draedron ,

It is funny. Might not be your humor but others find it funny

Aurenkin , in Thanks Google

Just don’t ask it, it’s considered quite rude

The_Eminent_Bon ,

We can’t just assume their age and accidentally call them madam

Aurenkin ,

That would be quite hasty indeed.

lugal ,

Never ask a man his salary or a tree their age

Johanno ,

Just cut it down, then you can count the rings and get its age

lugal ,

Last time I’ve tried it, I ended up in jail and still don’t know how much did guy earned

pr0x1m4 , in Chads!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Arch Linux. The performance improvemnts are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of the GNU + Linux kernal, most of the it will go over a typical wiki user’s head. There’s also journalctl ‘s objective outlook, which is deftly woven into systemd - its personal philosophy draws heavily from Linus Torvalds, for instance. The powerusers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the user space, to realize that they’re not just usefil- they say something deepin about Arch. As a consequence people who dislike Arch Linux truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the utility in crontab’ing sudo pacman -Syyu every 5 minutes. Which itself is a cryptic reference to Debian’s aptitude. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Aaron Griffin’s genius unfolds itself on their non-i3 screens. What fools… how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have an Arch Linux tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they don’t have a full system upgrade to complete.

ripcord ,
@ripcord@kbin.social avatar

Ah, a copypasta in the wild. It's been a while since I've seen one. Especially derivative ones.

BurgerPunk , in fixed cyberghost's "meme"
@BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar

“I’m socialist but i don’t support AES and believe US State Department propaganda” is not the flex you think it is

ImmortanStalin , in fixed cyberghost's "meme"
Plibbert ,

I’m confused, are you saying he’s using it wrong?

Here’s a copy paste from Webster.

often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime (such as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition

Replace the word race with party and you’ve got an incomplete yes, but not necessarily inaccurate description of Stalins USSR.

Seriously not trying to just be a troll or shill here, so if you feel I’m wrong please let me know how and why. I am legitimately, in good faith, curious about the perspectives of some communist here. It is an ideology I am somewhat interested in.

Zuzak ,

Replace the word race with party

That’s a pretty significant difference, don’t you think? Exalting racism and exalting a political organization that opposes racism are diametrically opposed things, not equivalent.

cooljacob204 ,

Let's not act like certain race and cultures didn't get heavily oppressed in USSR and China.

No idea why op would even mention the political stuff.

socsa ,

I would not be surprised if legitimately not a single person on hexbear has ever actually been to China. It’s an extremely racist place. The vast majority of hotels in China will not even rent a room to anyone without a Chinese passport. Even if you are traveling with Chinese people - if you look foreign, they will deny you service at a glance.

I have been all over the world, and China is the only place where this happens.

mycorrhiza ,

there are hexbears who live in China and are Chinese

Plibbert ,

Not saying it is a fair exchange, you are correct. But do keep in mind the wording in the definition is “often”. My suggestion of replacement was to emphasize that race is not a requirement to the definition, it’s just pointing out that it is usually the characteristic used to define who is the most loyal or desired type of citizen. From what I understand party loyalty could be definitely be applied there.

Zuzak ,

There’s a reason that race is included though, and that reason is that fascism aims to strengthen and reinforce existing hierarchies. That generally includes race, gender, sexual orientation, class, disabilities, etc. Theoretically it’s conceivable that you could have a political project that includes all of that except for race, but in practice it’s extremely unlikely that a fascist project would exclude it, which is why it’s mentioned in the definition.

Communists (esp. Marxist-Leninists) believe in using political power to reduce or remove these hierarchies, even if it requires the use of force. For instance, I think it’s good that slave owners in the US were forcibly suppressed and the people they enslaved were liberated. Does that “willingness to forcibly suppress the opposition” make me (and Lincoln) a fascist, even though my goals and values are completely opposite to those of fascists?

If “the opposition” in your definition is taken to include groups that would also forcibly suppress their opposition given the opportunity, then it seems that Webster’s has unintentionally baked in assumptions from which the only conclusion is something like anarcho-pacifism, while labelling all states as inherently fascist. This is either a bad definition, or a bad interpretation of the definition.

Plibbert ,

That is a good point. It’s a really interesting application of the tolerance paradox. This is some good perspective I’m getting, glad I made this comment thread.

ProxyTheAwesome ,

Replace (good thing) with (bad thing). You looking pretty fucking bad now don’t you tankie?

axont , (edited )

Personally I like the definition that the historian Robert O. Paxton uses. Now, he’s a liberal, but he does have good insight into fascism and he doesn’t fall into that trap of deciding that communists and fascists must be the same thing. His definition isn’t materialist, but it’s a good start.

To paraphrase, his definition is “a suppression of the left among popular sentiment.” By left he means things like socialists, labor organizations, communists, etc. Fascism is a situation where a country has found its theater of democracy has failed and the capitalists need anything at all to keep themselves in power, even if it means cannibalizing another sector of capitalists. The fascists are the ideological contingent of this, who put forward a policy of class collaboration between working class and capitalist, instead of what socialists propose, which is working class dominance in the economy. Fascists exalt nationality or race because that extends through class sentiments. It brushes aside concerns like internal economic contradictions. I once had a comrade say something like “Fascism is capitalists hitting the emergency button until their hand starts bleeding.”

Communists using a vanguard party is to defend their own interests against capitalists or outside invaders. The praise of the CPSU in Stalin’s era was precisely because it acted as a development and protection tool for the working class. It did its job and people were wary of any return to the previous Tsarist or liberal governments. Women began going to school, women were given the vote for the first time. Pogroms ceased. In less than one lifetime of the CPSU administrating the country, people went from poor farmers to living in apartments with plumbing, heating, and clean medical care. That’s why there was such praise of the party, because they actually did things people liked, and they didn’t want anything to threaten them.

Also, what does it matter if there’s one party or two? The working class have a singular, uniting interest to overthrow capitalism. Why are multiple parties needed? Anything the working class needs to negotiate for can be handled within a socialist, democratic structure, not two or three competing structures against one another. Take a look at Cuba, which has one party, but doesn’t use their party to endorse candidates. Everyone’s officially an independent in the National Assembly.

Plibbert ,

This was an enlightening comment and I appreciate it. I may not agree with all of it but it definitely shows there are some perspectives I haven’t considered. A parliamentary or council type system could definitely provide enough representation of different working class communities within a single party. I wonder if they had term limits, or if their representatives would fall into the same hole as the US Congress.

axont ,

You might be interested in Cuba’s representative system then. Politicians there aren’t allowed to propose policy or platforms, instead they act purely as representatives from community interests. Cubans can initiate votes of non-confidence in their politicians as well, at any point to have them removed from office. They don’t make great salaries either, and if they’re party members they’re required to pay regular dues. There aren’t term limits. I remember there was some kind of referendum a while ago about Cuban term limits and they were declared undemocratic, plus they didn’t make sense in regards to Cuba’s long term economic plans.

Cuba has one of the most robust democracies in the world. Their constitution was rewritten in 2019 and it was a countrywide effort, starting at things like local union halls and referendums sent to people’s homes.

Plibbert ,

See that’s how you fuckin do it. I’ve always been angry with the US for holding Cuba back. I would love to see where they would be now without the sanctions.

Doubledee ,
@Doubledee@hexbear.net avatar

Hell yeah! sicko-beaming

BurgerPunk ,
@BurgerPunk@hexbear.net avatar
GarbageShoot ,

Wouldn’t party dues be a bad thing here because they gate poorer members?

axont ,

Not sure how Cuban party dues work, but I do know there’s an application process and not everyone gets membership. Not sure how it works in regards to income level either

GarbageShoot ,

Requiring application is good, I just don’t like it costing money

GarbageShoot ,

The common socialist position is that term limits are anti-democratic not just because they keep people from voting for who they want to but, more significantly, it tilts the scales in favor of structures that do not have term limits. In the US, for example, elections are essentially completely controlled by private companies from the media to the National Conventions, and term limits check the power of popular candidates (and therefore popular sentiment) versus capital, which does not expire in 8 years.

ikilledtheradiostar ,

I’m confused how he could make these observations and remain a lib, what happened?

axont , (edited )

He was a professor at Harvard most of his career, if that explains anything. He’s also on record calling the January 6th capitol thing a fascist coup attempt.

ikilledtheradiostar ,

Harvard, say no more fam

Dr_Gabriel_Aby ,
@Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net avatar

I do think it was an attempt. They just didn’t even know that a coup attempt involved more than walking in the door and demanding Trump be president. The next one in America will involve mass killing, and it will be from a similar demographic.

axont ,

Yeah we’re still in a position where American fascism doesn’t even recognize itself in the mirror. It doesn’t realize it’s a movement that needs coherent aims. It’s still stuck in the American paradigm of politics as consumerism. A comrade the other day here said the explicit kind of American fascism is having a hard time getting off the ground because they refuse to adopt socialist rhetoric, like European fascist movements in the past.

Dr_Gabriel_Aby ,
@Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net avatar

Yea that’s well said, also American fascists luckily have no history to look back to that’s before the US state formation. So instead of wanting a new system, they just want their guy to play President as they sit on the couch.

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

If i remember his book correctly, at start he explicitly denies marxist definition of fascism, and then in course of the book his research lead straight to it being correct on at least two separate occasions, them makes full stop and end the topic when he realise what would he have to write next.

I don’t know if thats merely ritually exorcising communism in order to have his book accepted by liberal academia (like in case of Geza Alfoldy for example) or he really is this intellectually dishonest, because he clearly did realised. Anyway it was funny as hell and the book isn’t even bad.

axont ,

Possibly because of the way he’s found his career. Paxton is very popular in France and was very instrumental in introducing liberal historiography into French WW2 history. For him to throw a bone to Marxists would be undermining how he earned a name for himself in the first place.

PolandIsAStateOfMind ,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah i see that in polish social sciences too, especially by older authors, it’s hard here to keep position in the academia without paying at least lip service to anticommunist witchhunt. Unfortunately even those people are already dead and the new ones are not even shy about being opportunists, most books publish nowadays are almost worthless since it’s either anticommunist propaganda, pophistory or bland compilations from older ones.

Doubledee ,
@Doubledee@hexbear.net avatar

I don’t want to dogpile and axont already pointed out a pretty good scholar who talks about the subject, but I did want to add for clarity the reason that it’s important to have a precise definition: We could look at, say, Victorian Britain, Ancient Egypt, the Roman Empire and Suleiman the Magnificent and argue that they were all unquestionably ruled by either a single or a small handful of rulers with no real checks on their power, that they oriented the economy and society around themselves, that they suppressed dissent etc. and conclude, from Webster there, that basically every government except modern American government is fascism. Simply in historical terms that would be an enormous problem, because it collapses all the nuance and distinctions that exist, obviously, between these extremely diverse forms of government.

When people talk about fascism, there’s a reason they think of Hitler and Mussolini (who self-described, which makes that a bit easier I guess) even if it’s hard to put a finger on exactly what the unifying factors are. Very clearly, Mussolini and Hitler thought their projects were incompatible with communism/socialism, it’s why their first steps upon achieving power in their countries were to purge the left and ensure that left resistance couldn’t be organized against them. Even if you have critiques of Stalin (I certainly do) I think there are pretty obvious differences between the USSR and the fascist axis that it ended up fighting against, reasons that were ultimately persuasive to Roosevelt and Churchill despite their own misgivings about communism. Everyone at the time understood there was a difference, and we need to be able to distinguish if we’re going to talk intelligently about forms of government that western countries don’t themselves use.

So in short, I’d say that definition from Webster is too vague to be useful, I’d say there are factors like palingenetic ultranationalism and hostility to the left that seem to be constant in any real fascist regime that should really be a part of a definition of the term. Otherwise ‘fascist’ just means ‘mean’ or ‘bad’ because all of its distinctives are gone.

axont ,

Mussolini and Hitler thought their projects were incompatible with communism/socialism, it’s why their first steps upon achieving power in their countries were to purge the left and ensure that left resistance couldn’t be organized against them

I think something liberals trip on is that Hitler and Mussolini didn’t just attempt to suppress leftists. They did that after gaining power. Before gaining power they did any number of weasel-like things to convince the average person that fascists were in fact better socialists than the socialists. They appealed hard to working class interests, especially the ones with national chauvinist tendencies. They appealed to racism and scorned international cooperation. It didn’t help that the average person in this was often confused, coming out of the problems of post WW1 Europe, and mainly wanted a party that would put food on the table. The so called “beefsteak nazi” was a type of person who’d join the Nazis believing they’d put forward more genuine socialist policies. Beefsteak, red on the inside, brown on the outside. Then you had people like Ernst Röhm and Strasser, who identified publicly as socialist. Then once gaining power in 1934, they were killed.

Fascists don’t really have beliefs so much as they’re an emergency tool for capital to rid itself of its primary internal enemies.

Tankiedesantski ,

Replace the word race with party and you’ve got an incomplete yes, but not necessarily inaccurate description of Stalins USSR.

Replace the Sodium in Sodium Chloride with Hydrogen and OH GOD IT BURNS IT BURNS OW OW OW OW!

somename ,

You can’t just swap words out and assume the framework is the same. It literally makes no sense. Changing one word can, and does, have a huge effect on overall meaning of a sentence.

ImmortanStalin ,

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420blazeit69 ,

No bot lays mote pipe besides maybe data-revolutionary in that one episode

brain_in_a_box ,

“Replace the word ‘pollution’ with the word ‘jews’ and captain planet looks pretty fascist!”

temptest ,
@temptest@hexbear.net avatar

A different response, which comes from a different angle to those pointing out that Marxism-Leninism is not fascist:

The word ‘fascism’ is used so fast and loosely outside of a technical context that I wouldn’t say one interpretation is necessarily right or wrong. It depends on context. (Incidentally, same for ‘socialism’, even principled well-read communists can’t agree on a definition.)

For example, if we’re talking about the actual Fascist ideology (think of Mussolini and associates) then I would even hesitate to include Nazism due to the very different roots: they’re both nationalist anti-liberal anti-democratic, anti-socialist ‘third way’ ideologies and they did ally in the war, sure, but to group them both as ‘fascism’ trivializes core differences in how they formed, why they successfully formed, how they appealed to their followers (fascism actually recruited many self-identifying socialists in Italy and its important to recognise why to prevent it), and why they were ultimately antisocial and unsuccessful in their goals.

This isn’t just some academic masturbation nitpicking or anything: I believe that the ignorance of Classical Fascism by lumping it in with the far more obvious and baseless idiocy of Nazism makes it harder to recognize and counter, especially when neo-Nazis are such ridiculous cartoonish farces. Fascism stemmed from National Syndicalism and has core economic ideas like corporatism (from ‘corpus’) that could fool people, and sounds much less stupid that Hitler’s bizzare esoteric fantasies about Aryan racial supremacy: even Mussolini considered Hitler crazy.

The point of me making this distinction is that the dictionary definition you gave isn’t even wrong in describing fascist ideologies, but, I don’t think that list of common traits should be mistaken for a definition. Those traits are the results, not the foundation of the ideology, and a neo-liberal state like the USA can easily match many of those traits despite being a very distinct ideology. Any you will absolutely see people saying ‘USA is fascist’ as a shorthand for nationalist, racist, imperialist, oppressive, blah blah blah, but it’s definitely not post-National-Syndicalist faux-socialist corporatist collectivism. We should obviously fight both but they are not the same and manifest differently.

db2 , in My friend who runs the instance i am on nuked all the images cause some degen thought spreading cp was a good idea. So have some more motivational word art

There’s always someone who doesn’t mind ruining it for everyone else. Probably safest to just delete all the images, that way there’s no need to look.

Szymon ,

Bad actors will try to nuke the entire platform to maintain a monopoly on this format of communication and community.

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Who could you posspezibly be referring to?

Etienne_Dahu ,

Is it the android? The lone skum? Or someone else entirely?

Blimp7990 , in What scares you most? And why exactly this?

Stop accepting ads in your life, ffs. What is it with people and steadfastly refusing to install an adblock? Are you stupid?

dontcarebear ,

Sometimes it’s the TV, and then I blame Jesus for stalking.

SaakoPaahtaa ,

What’s a TV?

Nioxic ,

Its one of those boxes you use as a monitor for retro game consoles with analogue output

Blimp7990 ,

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    Je sus

    bi_tux ,
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    They either don’t know adblock exists or are listening to YouTubers like Linus, who claim that blocking ads on their videos is “stealing”

    deur ,

    cmon, pretty sure Linus says that it is basically equivelent to piracy (and hes right) while also freely admitting his use of ublock and saying youre free to use it. Let’s not defame others by quoting them out of context.

    Blimp7990 ,

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  • bi_tux ,
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    Linus Sebastian (the youtuber) didn’t invent Linux, Linus Torvalds did

    TheDrunkard ,

    I don’t care. I’m not worried about it. It’s not that important. I’m not refusing, I’m just not giving two fucks about it. Why are you so militant about people doing the same thing as you do?

    ZzyzxRoad ,

    This does not come across the way you think it does.

    TheDrunkard ,

    So the OP calls me stupid? Yeah, I’m stupid for not needing to block ads. Fuck off.

    geiko ,

    The more ubiquitous ad blockers are, the more incentive companies have to pour resources into the “problem”. I’m really not sure what the endgame is of calling out why every user doesn’t have ad blockers on. The more we push on it, the harder it is to block ads. Honestly, in 2023 if someone allows ads in their spaces, let them. But I’d rather continue with what we have than push all users to something. I say this as a sports fan who knows all too well what happens to streams once they get too popular. I’ve gone through countless quality streamers that haven’t survived once word of mouth got out. Ad blocking will go the same way if it grows in popularity

    BoldTake , in Remember me comrades!
    @BoldTake@hexbear.net avatar

    this is fine marxists can handle a little roasting as a treat (ima marxist)

    edite: lmao hexbear even has an emoji of this

    purge-1 purge-2

    Awoo ,

    purge-2 :prigozhin:

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    kogasa ,
    @kogasa@programming.dev avatar

    Yeah. What they can’t handle is anyone seriously disagreeing with them.

    brain_in_a_box ,

    How would you know? So far the only disagreement we’ve seen has been profoundly unserious.

    kogasa ,
    @kogasa@programming.dev avatar

    Every time I try, they find me and

    brain_in_a_box ,
    commiewithoutorgans ,
    @commiewithoutorgans@hexbear.net avatar

    You replied to someone from hexbear at the top of this chain. Find them then claim they found you. Be serious or PPB

    kogasa ,
    @kogasa@programming.dev avatar

    I take it back, you morons can’t handle jokes either.

    commiewithoutorgans ,
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    nat_turner_overdrive ,
    @nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net avatar

    real bad comedian who can’t get laughs lamenting “i’m being cancelled” energy

    kogasa ,
    @kogasa@programming.dev avatar

    Moron.

    nat_turner_overdrive ,
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    Flaps ,

    Try what lol

    Alfredolin ,

    No matter your opinion, it WAS a good joke, in line with the post. Noice.

    UnicodeHamSic ,

    I have only seen silly disagreement which I never bother reading or responding to.

    ARg94 ,

    You should be ashamed. Marxism has cost millions of lives. You weak-brains are a blight on humanity.

    BananaPeal , in Goth
    @BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar

    At least she’s interesting.

    Idreamofcheesy ,

    hold up spork

    chomskysfave5 ,

    Ahh yes, very interesting.

    RootBeerGuy ,
    @RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    No

    navi ,
    @navi@lemmy.tespia.org avatar

    Go away Katie

    Player2 , in Combining two different internet debates

    Portal would fail due to being placed on moving object

    Edge004 ,

    Except for that one section in Portal 2 /s

    insomniac_lemon , (edited )
    @insomniac_lemon@kbin.social avatar

    Why the /s?

    It's true. Obviously it makes for simpler puzzle design plus was easier to ignore the full capability (even the version in 2 seems to just work enough to allow the set-piece), so it seems silly to use developer limitation as a gotcha.

    Daft_ish ,

    The world is moving, checkmate.

    snooggums ,
    @snooggums@kbin.social avatar

    It's all relative.

    Ubermeisters ,

    Tell that to einstein

    Oh wait

    Bizarroland ,
    @Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

    So if portals didn't have a distance maximum, assuming that they twist through some higher dimension or into an alternate universe and back or something like that, it would make sense that you could open a portal on Earth and on Mars and anything you push through that portal would maintain its velocity relative to Earth.

    Which could result in some hilarious events where things basically detonate the instant they are pushed through as they are slammed into the surface of Mars at potentially ten of thousands of miles an hour depending on the Earths and Mars' relative velocities.

    Despite that, there would also undoubtedly be times where their velocities synchronize due to their varying rotational locations and orbital velocities around the solar system, during which times you could conceivably quite easily step from Earth to Mars in a single go.

    The safe thing to do though would be to decant from the Earth into a portal that is in orbit around Mars far enough away that at the worst you would experience some relatively gentle abrasion from the smattering of hydrogen atoms in the space surrounding Mars and then parachute down from orbit.

    jemorgan ,

    I would imagine that the relative motion between the entry/exit portal would be more important than the absolute motion of the two portals.

    dragontamer ,

    Portal 2 ends with you (Chell) placing a entry portal on Earth vs an exit portal on the Moon.

    That means the portals were ~2236 mph (aka Mach3) relative to each other.

    jemorgan ,

    Hmm well if an object passed through that portal and it wasn’t moving ~2236mph relative to the surface of the moon, then I guess the question from the OP has been answered already haha.

    SuddenDownpour ,

    Wouldn’t that provoke all air in the Earth to get sucked to the Moon due to the difference in atmospheric pressure?

    ArcheTelos ,
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    Yes, but the flow rate is only so much. It was only open for a short time before Glados closed it.

    Serdan ,

    Vacuum doesn’t suck. The atmosphere on Earth would push air through the portal with a pressure of about 1 bar.

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