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chaosppe ,
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Peeing while erect every day would be pretty difficult

nargacu83 ,
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I mean, it would be hilarious if your toilets hated you by calling you names every time you go take a dump.

devfuuu ,

Yes.

JustMy2c ,

Would it try to wake me up at 6am because it’s hungry, like my cat does? Would the sounds be cute or not? If cute, let it crave!

GrayBackgroundMusic ,

Allen Pan keeps asking this question on the Safety Third podcast and it’s hilarious.

Num10ck ,

more importantly: which celebrity voice should it have while being like this? gilbert gottfried? samuel jackson? mike tyson? fran drescher? bill burr? sam kineson? paris hilton?

Thteven ,
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I like to cry on the toilet so I choose Hope Sandoval from Mazzy Star.

PeWu ,

Bob Ross 💀

The_Eminent_Bon ,

Devito as Frank

bec ,
@bec@lemmy.ml avatar

Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it

spicytuna62 ,
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If you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.

Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.

Whitebrow ,

With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit

Dampyr ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/52679f8f-0079-4505-b1a3-1d2a6a30e62d.png

radioactiveradio ,

What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.

Holzkohlen ,

The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.

driving_crooner ,
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If the toilet is sentient, there should be consent on all parties included.

The_Eminent_Bon ,

Better to be loved than hated?

Track_Shovel ,

Toilet: YES! YES! S H I T. IN. MY. M O U T H.

Johanno ,

Shut up!

frobeniusnorm ,

shit in my mouth! Cause thats some real love

https://piped.video/watch?v=NvEOwY27gW8&t=1

_danny ,

Relevant

Track_Shovel ,

I need an adult after watching that

LongbottomLeaf ,

Oh hell yeah. I had forgotten about this scene. Odenkirk nails it.

thisisbutaname ,

Take that you porcelain slut

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