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ThatWeirdGuy1001 , in What kind of science is this?
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I remember the joke they made when everyone in Townsville switched bodies and buttercup couldn’t answer the phone using the professors hand

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ac7087e7-27aa-4aad-80a8-3235b7b2b808.webp

pastermil ,

Yeah, I think there were other episodes where they had actual hands and didn’t know how to use them.

RoomAndBored , in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left
@RoomAndBored@hexbear.net avatar

Capitalism is just markets. My god. It all makes sense now. https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/7ca798be-1021-49f5-9570-9183a079289d.jpeg

Zuzak , in Lemmy might, MIGHT have a small bias towards the left

Oh, like China? deng-smile

Egon ,
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aaaaaaadjsf ,
@aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net avatar

I just said this in long form lmao

captcha ,

If you want your capitalism well regulated, put communists in charge of regulating it.

WorldieBoi , in Pov: you are a Lemmy user

More like 325 upvotes

alcasa ,

And people in the comments discussing how Lemmy users should talk less about reddit.

nxdefiant ,

As an ex-reddit, I couldn’t agree more. Fediverse is betterverse.

Venat0r ,

Looks like 141 to me, is sync broken?

Kaiserschmarrn ,

He just removed the last digit from the meme.

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

And one downvote.

bufordt ,
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Someone really needs to downvote this once, but it won’t be me.

sorghum , in Pure evil
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Psaldorn , in Shots fired
@Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

People hate what they do not understand

GunnarRunnar ,

Yeah. I looove the diarrhea I get from eating tubes of mint toothpaste.

Psaldorn ,
@Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

Squirty in, squirty out

GunnarRunnar ,

Mint flavored all the way through, baybeh!

Gork ,

The Circle of Life.

Ubermeisters , in Lots Of Love

This definitely happened

Tetsuo ,

I just thought about the “Duh it’s fake” comments that were slowly inching me to insanity on reddit.

Please don’t bring this over to Lemmy. Please.

80% of popular posts had a popular comment saying something is staged or fake. It’s so uninteresting, unoriginal and beating a dead horse so to say. Even for litteral movie scenes we had popular comments saying it’s staged.

Sorry for the rant and it’s not particularly for your comment. It just was a massive trend I noticed on certain subreddits. Could probably farm karma just making a bot saying some variation of “it’s fake” to every posts.

Ubermeisters ,

Honestly, sure. You make a valid point.

mustardman ,

Fake text messages are like the laugh track of the internet. There are plenty of absurd things that actually happen on the Internet so having to create fake situations cheapens authentically funny situations.

Sites like 9gag are filled with these things because they are low effort ways to make an unfunny joke plausibly funny.

kurwa ,

Here’s the thing, how are you ever going to prove that a message is real or not? Maybe there’s a way to do it, but honestly that’s more effort than anyone is going to go through.

So you land at 2 situations, either you don’t post any messages ever, or stop complaining about it being fake in the comments because some people might find it entertaining, regardless of whether it’s real or not.

Ubermeisters ,

blockchain! haha kidding

Ubermeisters ,

its a sitcom for paragraphs

RaivoKulli ,

It’s just a joke, I don’t think you’re supposed to think it happened

Ubermeisters ,

i was trying to be ironic, but failed, its all good.

RaivoKulli ,

Oh. Sorry

Ubermeisters ,

no harm no foul

Gigasser ,

I thought it was a joke about future millennial/zoomer grandparents.

Ubermeisters ,

and in turn, by then nobody will believe anything their personal AI didn’t tell them.

Getawombatupya ,

Grandma is 28

Alto , in What's a Pirate's least favorite letter?
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dies of scurvy or any number of other easily preventable diseases

OldWoodFrame ,

Shoulda used Limewire.

gon ,
@gon@lemmy.world avatar

wow, is that why it’s called that?! scurvy???

GreenMario ,
Kernal64 ,

I… I think I need to sit down. What’s that? I am sitting? Oh. 😐

shifted_drifter ,

Uh oh, do you have Internet scurvy? You might need some vitamin C#

Xttweaponttx , in 2023-08-09.jpg

It warms my heart to see so many comments in the camp of “I use it everywhere”. Absolutely same here. You are my people.

GamingChairModel ,

You never know when something might need to become a filename, so you might as well just use ISO 8601 for everything.

luciferofastora ,

Together with hh:mm(:ss) for times and +hh:mm for timezones. Don’t make me deal with that 12am/pm bullshit that doesn’t make any sense, and don’t make make me look up just what the time difference is between CEST and IST. Just give me the offsets +02:00 and +05:30, and I can calculate that my local time of 06:55+03:30=10:25 in India.

HowShouldIKnow , in LimeWire.exe

Hearing a song that you’ve downloaded playing on the radio, surprised it didn’t skip in that one spot

tool ,
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Hearing a song that you’ve downloaded playing on the radio, surprised it didn’t skip in that one spot

To this day my brain still jams in neutral when I don’t hear a skip at the end of Guerilla Radio the last time Zach says “now”

Naz ,

There was a pirated copy of “We are the Champions” by Queen circulating LimeWire and Kazaa circa 2003 that’s given a generation of people mental whiplash.

Some hooligan thought it would be funny to splice/cut/edit “of the world” at the end of the song, so it concludes with “We are the champions” (jump cut / obvious splice) “of the wooooorld.”

There’s entire threads out there dedicated to finding that copy of the song because millions of people have heard it, but no one makes the connection between the hostile actors modifying those songs and sharing them on file-sharing applications versus the originals.

There were also numerous garage band covers circulating around also - “Smells like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana was a popular one to hear in extremely low quality with someone banging spoons or something.

Naz remembers.

:)

SevenSwell ,
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I accidentally downloaded a version of Du Hast back in the day that had a whole bunch of StarCraft unit quotes mixed into it that my dad fell in love with, despite never playing StarCraft. He literally likes it better than the real version lol.

oldGregg ,

Oh shiiiiiit son I remember getting in an argument with my cousin about that!!

gladtobeblazed ,

What do you mean? Didn’t Freddie sing it that way live? It doesn’t end that way on the studio recording? Did they edit the studio version to match the live renditions?

RmDebArc_5 , in Not cool
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[Comment removed for anti macaroni and cheese propaganda]

ulterno ,
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Deleted by Macaroni Instigator and Cheese Propagator

MystikIncarnate , in And I'll vote for him again

Oh man, the fucking sass in the comments of this post. You’re all so passionate about these things.

… And almost all of the arguments are whataboutisms. It’s a fucking race to the bottom with everyone.

All I’m going to say is that not voting is not a valid way to protest. That’s excluding yourself from the process, and letting others decide for you. Just go vote. I’m not going to tell you who to vote for, just go do it. Have your voice heard.

I realize this years vote for Americans will very likely turn into a competition of who is less bad of an option, but you need to still go out and cast a ballot. Please just do it. Please!

TokenBoomer ,

He was equally alert to the problem of voter fetishism: voters mistakenly thinking the vote is an exercise of power, when in fact power in a capitalist society is collective, social and located largely outside the parliamentary realm. Elections had a place, but they were no substitute for mass working-class action in the workplaces, streets and squares. Ultimately power must be wrested from the capitalist class in revolution.

Voter fetishism

greenskye ,

For like 99% of people arguing that ‘voting is useless’ they are also not working towards any other method of improving society. Either by working towards unions, or effective means of protest or even violent revolution. They’re just opting out and doing nothing of value while feeling smug about being ‘above’ such petty squabbles.

If you are the 1% actually doing something of value that isn’t voting. Congrats, I guess? But I think I’m far more likely to convince someone to vote, which is at least somewhat helpful than I am to convince them to join a revolution.

TokenBoomer ,

Let’s hope you have the privilege to vote after Nov 5.

I can assure you they do not feel smug, or above the squabbles. They are probably more freaked out than the multitudes that think Trump can’t possibly win, or a Biden victory saves Democracy. It fundamentally sucks to see where America is headed, and be individually powerless to stop it.

Seleni ,
MushuChupacabra , in Innocent men, flee the country right?
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I do not know much about the dipshit who narc-ed on the tater tots, other than him being a shitbird of the same feather.

But if I don’t look beyond that surface level, he’s really starting off on a good foot with me.

moog ,

Do not watch him I had the displeasure of listening to him speak once and it was awful. Actual shit-for-brains.

Zron ,

Wait, is it the same Adin that shot his Cybertruck and then got mad because he broke the door he was shooting at?

I don’t know what confuses me more. The fact that he’s somehow dumb enough to do that, yet also capable of breathing and speech at the same time. Or that he probably has more money than I ever will because he’s that stupid.

I want to reallocate my stat points.

moog ,

Sounds like something he’d do

ItsAFake ,

I’d tell you but I don’t want to ruin your good time.

rockSlayer , in So that's what the different versions of emojis are for

Why is facebook’s grimace so horrifying?

EmpathicVagrant ,

They said no I don’t think just not having lips is terrifying enough, and gave it depth so it feels like it could just bite you at any moment.

thefartographer ,

It’s so fucking cursed…

HonoraryMancunian ,

It looks like it has one of those mouth guards in that dentists use to whiten teeth

PatMustard ,

Reminds me of the overbite Winnie the Pooh meme face with those teeth

rem26_art , in Blender
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blender is truly incredible fr tho

knorke3 ,

waiting for the day when blender becomes an operating system tbh

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