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dingus , in Our Computer
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Lmao is that a Lemmy watermark? 💀

01189998819991197253 OP ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

Stamp, not a watermark, but yes. There was a post a while back, asking Lemmy OC to have that or something similar. I figured, why not.

ArmokGoB ,

Watermarking memes is petty and cringe

01189998819991197253 OP ,
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

Depends on the reason, I suppose. Or the mark. I feel it’s more like attribution, where I attribute this meme as a gift to Lemmy, as opposed to a gift to wherever it finds itself next. No matter where this meme goes, it’s attributed home will always be clear as Lemmy.

dingus ,
@dingus@lemmy.ml avatar
01189998819991197253 OP ,
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Nuh uh. It’s not my meme. It’s our meme hahaha

Facebones ,

our meme

Can’t pirate that which is already ours

Lucidlethargy ,

Honestly, I agree… This feels very corporate. Like, this isn’t Tiktok… No, thanks.

balderdash9 ,
Designate6361 , in I fully understand
@Designate6361@lemmy.ml avatar

As someone who does not answer unknown numbers I am laughing and also cringing

expatriado , in Why we can't save our marriage

monetize your marriage, that will save it

200ok ,

I heard that’s what babies are for

don ,

They’re also what you live off of when you’re in your 80’s and perpetually incontinent.

psycho_driver ,

Whatever. Your 80s are for raising your great grandchildren after your kids became drug addicts and had a bunch of grandkids that you raised who went on to become drug addicts who have a bunch of great grandkids that nobody can be bothered to raise but you.

don ,

Fuck that I’ll take my chances in a retirement home.

psycho_driver ,

Just send me to the soylent green facility.

c0mbatbag3l ,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll just commit ritual suicide at 65 I guess.

Call me Timicin.

don ,

Huh so there are options to consider. So much time and only one of me to kill.

jwing ,

You joke about this, but down the street from me is an elderly couple (60s-70s) that have like 9-12 kids in their house. They are all grandkids whose parents are all alive but are just drug/alcohol addicted and want nothing to do with them. The grandparents always have this expression on their face that can be best described as “fucked around and found out”. And, they aren’t even doing a better job raising the grandkids like you would expect after messing up their original kids.

They are like a feral packs of animals that terrorize the neighborhood stealing shit and quite literally walking out or riding their bikes in front of cars. My wife and I joke this is because they have “extra” kids and are looking to sue someone for hitting or killing one of the grandkids. Like a sad scenario where the kids are worth more dead to them than alive.

The grandparents don’t care because death is about to release them from their obligations, and once they’re gone, then society will have to deal with the two generations of scum they spawned into the world.

Remember people, raise your kids, or you’ll raise your grandkids.

YeetPics ,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

You just described my father’s retirement. Antinatalist 4 lyfe

socsa ,

I can’t possibly imagine a kid being cheaper than a single bullet.

zcd , in Takeshi's Castle was wildin back then

Right you are Ken

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Guy like!

Fazoo ,
@Fazoo@lemmy.ml avatar

LETS GO!

tox_solid ,
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Get it on!

Bigs ,
@Bigs@kbin.social avatar

uwu (vommit.tiff) makes me immediately think of this guys voice.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I could see him saying “uwu”

acastcandream ,

It’s never kenough

graham1 ,
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My job is castle!

potterpockets , in Show me what you got!
ekky43 ,
4nix ,
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ninja ,

Stolen, thanks 🙏

corytheboyd , in 2023-08-09.jpg
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Christ, do this many people really find iso8601 hard to read? It’s the date and the time with a T in the middle.

Cuttlefishcarl ,

Not “many people.” Americans. Americans find it hard to read. I’m not 100% sure but I’m fairly certain everyone else in the world agrees that either day/month/year or year/month/day is the best way to clearly indicate a date. You know, because big to small. America believes month/day/year for some stupid fucking reason.

MKBandit ,

Because who cares what day it is without knowing the month first.

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Of course, don’t you forget the current month all the time? I know I do!

Aremel ,

I actually do, and I know I’m not alone.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
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Who cares what month it is without knowing the year first

CoggyMcFee ,

Who cares what year it is without knowing which dimension first

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Who cares what dimension it is without knowing which timeline first

Kurroth ,

How often do you mentally need to update the month in your head though? I can literally tell you.

Djtecha ,

10 feels like an October…

MKBandit ,

Ah yes, because all dates you see every day have to do with the current month

pythonoob ,

I’m pretty sure it’s because of the way we say it. Like, “May 6th, 2023”. So we write it 5/6/2023.

That said, I think it’s fucking stupid.

Windows2000Srv ,

I’m not an American and English isn’t my first language, so the US way to write dates always confused me. Now, I finally understand it! Many thanks, this is legitimately sooooo useful!

Kurroth ,

Yer, just like the most important day for the seppos… The 4th of July…

Ageroth ,

I will never stop being impressed by the absolute insanity that is British rhyming slang. Apparently I’ve never heard seppo before, short for septic tank, rhyming with Yank. I just learned a new mildy derogatory term for Americans, nice

DV8 ,

In British English you say the date before the month as well. I know that even saying the month first sounds very jarring too me.

pup_atlas ,

I am an American and I use it religiously for the record. Especially for version numbers. Major.minor.year.month.day.hour.minute-commit. It sorts easy, is specific, intuitive, and makes it clear which version you’re using/working on.

Pulptastic ,

Day/month/year is not in the same category as y/m/d. That crap is so ambiguous. Is today August 9th? Or September 8th? Y/m/d to the rescue.

sfgifz ,

It’s only ambiguous to Americans.

Drusenija ,

Or anyone who has to work with Americans. Especially when you also work with other countries as well. You can’t assume dd/mm/yyyy or mm/dd/yyyy blindly in either case. yyyy-mm-dd solves the issue entirely because both sides at least agree that yyyy-dd-mm isn’t a thing.

Bene7rddso ,

You’re almost there, just use - instead of / and everyone knows what you mean

glockenspiel ,

America believes month/day/year for some stupid fucking reason.

It’s because of Great Britain. We adopted it from them while a bunch of colonies and it regionally spread to others.

America didn’t change, probably because we have been so geographically isolated (relatively speaking), whereas the modern day UK did change to be more like Europe.

People get so goddamn hot and bothered by things that ultimately don’t matter almost like it is a culture war issue. Americans maintain the mm/dd/yyyy format because that’s how speak the dates.

I wouldn’t say it is us Americans who “find it hard to read” if someone from elsewhere in the world sees an American date, knows we date things in the old way they used to date things, and then loses their minds over having to swap day for month. Everyone just wants to be contrarian and circle jerk about ISO and such.

Us devs, on the other hand, absolutely should use the same format of yyyy-mm-dd plus time and time zone offset, as needed. There’s no reason, in this age, for dates to be culturally distinct in the tech space. Follow a machine-first standard and then convert just like we do with all other localizatons.

But hey, if people want to be pedantic, let’s talk about archaic gendered languages which are completely useless and has almost zero consistency.

lord_ryvan ,

Bruh even Britain uses day-month-year, even speaks them as “9th of September”.
“September 9th” doesn’t even make sense in English as there is only 1 September in a year.

America did this.
There is no excusing that.

Anon819450514 ,

2023-08-09: just read from the end. 9th August 2023.

dilawar ,

As long as they use letter for months, like Jul 09, 2013 its fine. Otherwise prefer a sorted timescale version. Either slow changing to fast changing yyyy mm dd or fast to slow dd mm yyyy.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

The letters make no sense to me. Like Jul, Jun, I’m constantly mixing them up. Give me a good solid number like 07 or 10. No mixing that up. Higher numbers come after lower numbers, simple as.

zovits ,

Nah, letters bring another complexity - besides with them Feb gets sorted after Dec.

SeaJ ,

I use it all the time when writing dates.

Djtecha ,

I think it’s fair that programmatic and human readable can be different. If someone is putting in the month word for a logging system they can fuck right off though

GamingChairModel ,

If someone is putting in the month word for a logging system they can fuck right off though

That way you can sort the months of the year, in order:

  • April
  • August
  • December
  • February
  • January
  • July
  • June
  • March
  • May
  • November
  • September
new_acct_who_dis ,

what

atocci , (edited ) in The likes the upvotes

I’m honored any time a comment passes 10

Edit: I wake up and I am honored

kosanovskiy ,

This man is a hero. Cherish him.

Varven OP ,
@Varven@lemmy.world avatar

We shall cherish him to the very end

Baku ,

'tis the highest honour

dactylotheca , in So much for Blockchain's real life use cases
@dactylotheca@suppo.fi avatar

Spain did what

The_Che_Banana ,

España creó un pasaporte blockchain para ver por alguna razón, porque supongo que los tiddies ponen nerviosas a algunas personas.

Source: Sé dónde está la biblioteca.

Someonelol ,
@Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ahora esperemos que Porn Hub anuncie que no va a dar servicio en España como tantos estados Americanos que han hecho lo mismo.

TheReturnOfPEB ,

me llamo t bone la arana discoteca

The_Che_Banana ,

Muy bien. Soy el langostino de los sueños.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

¿Qué?

GreyEyedGhost ,

This could be the right time to use an interrobang.

No_Eponym ,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

interrobang.

I know it’s a real thing, but I still think of a sexy FBI agent every time I see “interrobang”

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/bb/bc/f8/bbbcf8d2f536ab8452a93bc91d145f01.gif

GreyEyedGhost ,

I’ve never used one in my life, but I feel like it would have more impact in a language with writing rules such as Spanish’s.

And also the sexy agent thing.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

If so, it was a lucky guess.

AVincentInSpace ,

⸘Que‽

The_Che_Banana ,

Por que: ¿Que?

noli ,

Mi queso es su queso

deforestgump ,
@deforestgump@hexbear.net avatar

The did whhhhat with the trains?!

CrazyLikeGollum , in be honest

Pennywise kills a handful of people every 27 years and has been doing so for 300 years or so. He probably has kill count under 100.

Between the kills he gets that are directly shown on screen and the number of casualties you could reasonably assume were the result of his actions, Heath Ledger’s Joker probably killed a few thousand people.

Ronald McDonald on the other hand, was the main marketing vehicle for a company that sells food products that are incredibly unhealthy and addictive. He is probably indirectly responsible for the deaths of millions of people.

Heart disease kills several orders of magnitude more people than extradimensional demons or psychopathic clowns.

Viking_Hippie ,

Heart disease kills several orders of magnitude more people than extradimensional demons or psychopathic clowns.

And if you factor in politicians, you have psychopatic clowns killing millions by passing policy that objectively helps keep those heart disease numbers up!

kameecoding ,

I fucking hate when Ronald shows up at my door with a gun in his hand and forces me to eat burgers and get heart disease.

A true menace to society

Barbarian ,
@Barbarian@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a well known fact that advertising never works and is a waste of money. That’s why the entire industry died 80 years ago, and nobody ever published an ad ever again.

kameecoding ,

So the concept of personal responsibility stops existing the moment an ad is shown?

Barbarian ,
@Barbarian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Considering Ronald McDonald was a character primarily aimed at young children, I don’t think they were mentally capable of having personal responsibility at that age.

As for the parents who were pestered to buy happy meals by their children, there’s like 50 ways to answer this question. I personally think that in a mentally healthy adult, personal responsibility is a factor, but it’s not the only one and is balanced by social conditioning, genetic predispositions, mood in the moment, and a ton more factors.

The children who for one reason or another were brought up eating fast food are conditioned both socially and biologically to eat fast food, and breaking out of that addiction (as with any other addiction) can be very difficult, and is more complex than doing the equivalent of saying “git gud scrub”.

Wow, that turned into a wall of text, sorry.

Tl;dr: it’s way more complex than just “personal responsibility”.

wizardbeard , in Numa

Wow, meme necromancy

DeathbringerThoctar ,
hakunawazo ,

With true love the meme could be resurrected.

Alexstarfire ,
FreshLight ,

I would have classified this as comedy archeology.

friek ,

I had a thing to say, but you said it better.

june , in You play your game bro, you play your meta ass cheap way!

I once won a RPS tournament with 100 people by throwing nothing but paper, and making sure to tell each opponent that’s what i was going to do. I’m convinced people think paper is somehow weaker than rock or scissors and that’s why it’s effective. That and the mind game of telling them what I’ll be throwing. But even when the others that lost to me affirmed that I wasn’t lying people thought I was lying.

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Rock paper scissors is a game of psychological warfare

ericbomb ,

Except… if you said you were throwing paper, they would think you were trying to bait them into going scissors so you could go rock.

So wouldn’t they themselves go paper? Why would they go rock?

june ,

You tell me man. All I know is that it worked.

ericbomb ,

Dang it, I feel like this could be a really stupid study. Do this to hundreds of people and record the average response.

Buddahriffic ,

If he’s being honest, the correct play would be scissors.

But it’s foolish to assume he’s being honest, so layer 1 of dishonesty says he’s trying to get them to throw scissors so he can play rock. Therefore the correct play would be paper.

But it might be a 2 layer lie, where he intends them to see the first layer and play paper to defeat that expected rock but instead play scissors to defeat their paper. Rock defeats scissors.

You can reason your way to any play in rock paper scissors based on how much deception you think your opponent is using. Add another layer and you shift the moves by one.

brygphilomena ,
Buddahriffic ,

Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!

mexicancartel ,

Only if they think. Most are like he is definitely not doing paper so scissor is useless. Proceeds to use rock and paper

SkyezOpen ,

I throw rock every time. My girlfriend caught on. So now when we rps to decide who does something we don’t want to do, she wins.

Unless I really don’t want to do it, then I throw scissors. She still wins most of the time so she feels clever, but I have my out.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

I do the exact same thing lol. Works great when youre determined to not do something but want to give the illusion of choice

Wilzax , (edited ) in Scraping scraping scraping.

coat that sucker with avocado oil and bring it up to 200°C for a few minutes. Allow it to cool, repeat until the sides don’t hold any oil, then switch to crisco solid shortening for a few rounds.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I love that everyone is showing up to give real advice to this post.

Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

It’s the goal of the original picture, people can’t help but give cast iron advice.

nomous ,

The thing is, if you take care of it, the pan will outlive the owner. There’s just not many products with that kind of life these days.

NewNewAccount ,

What does the avocado oil base do? I’ve never seasoned a cast iron pan from scratch before.

Natanael ,

You can use various different food oils, the important part is that it can leave a (food safe) polymerized coat that binds to the surface, protecting it from rusting as well as making it non-stick

Apytele , (edited )

In addition to what the other person said, olive avocado oil has a high smoke point, meaning it has to get pretty darn hot before it creates smoke. It handles heat a lot better than other oils.

Zink ,

Did you mean to say avocado oil there? I love the stuff.

Apytele ,

Shit yeah lol IM half awake

Annoyed_Crabby , in can't wait

4th panel is definitely mexico, i can recognise it with that sepia filter.

juergen ,

Breezewood, PA, I believe.

Usernamealreadyinuse ,
juergen ,

I am clearly not hip to popular culture.

JoeBigelow ,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

Looks like Provo Utah to me, Roadhouse roadhouse out of frame on the left

makuus ,

Joke aside, it’s definitely Breezewood.

I’ve been passing through that location for the last 30+ years, and there are unmistakable signs in this picture. It’s a very old one though, as most of these businesses are no longer there.

melpomenesclevage ,

Not current Mexico, pa after its conquered by mexico in 2073.

the_rogue , in What a time to be alive
@the_rogue@sh.itjust.works avatar

Based and another proof against chuds who view sex workers as lesser people.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/78684845-a409-4d5d-b3a2-9b922ab4f285.png

Visstix , in dems the fact jack

Yay billionaires are cool now

doingthestuff ,

Yeah how many people in the music industry’s labor value has she taken?

mojofrododojo ,

I mean, there’s billionaires and there are asshole billionaires… I don’t give two flying fucks about pop music, but she treated her people pretty well (originally read about this from a trucker friend) - forbes.com/…/taylor-swift-says-thank-you-to-eras-…

so while I’d prefer no or fewer billionaires, I’d really prefer rich people who treated their entire ecosystems well over the current hellscape.

oh and TAX THE RICH. If they can stay billionaires by building new industries and competing for great workers by negotiating in good faith with union labor, that’s fine.

Trader joe, SpaceX/Tesla Amazon and a bunch of other fucks are trying to destroy the entire NRLB, because they hate unions and think they can get away with it. FUCK THEM.

Son_of_dad ,

There are no good billionaires. Nobody can possible “earn” a billion dollars in one life time, that’s impossible. If you’re a billionaire, you are one because you stole wealth from those people below you, by paying them improperly, or screwing them. If Taylor is a billionaire it means she hasn’t paid her people enough, and that she’s charging too much for her work.

_N_ ,

Provide one proof that she doesn’t pay her people enough. Also, people can choose to give her money if they like. It’s not like she’s a monopoly making a lifesaving medicine and people have no choice but to give her money.

Son_of_dad ,

I know she doesn’t pay them enough because she has enough leftover to be a billionaire

_N_ ,

That’s not a proof. She is not a company that has to pay their employees miserably to make profits. She makes music and has fans that willingly give her money through concerts, merch, etc. In contrast, here is an article about how she gave huge bonuses to her tour truck drivers.

mojofrododojo ,

yeah but we’re living in the real world over here, obviously you’re not.

did you read beyond the first sentence? “so while I’d prefer no or fewer billionaires” covers the ground already bud.

kzhe ,

I actually disagree. She’s an example of one of the few (maybe only) ways to earn a billion dollars— through extreme fame

Son_of_dad ,

Unless everyone on her staff is a millionaire and she uses nothing but union labor at her concerts, then she’s screwing people

TopRamenBinLaden ,

I just don’t know how anyone with that much money can look at the world and not throw most of it at making others lives better.

I can’t imagine hoarding that much money because I’d be using it to buy poor people houses, build decent schools, solve hunger crisises, etc. Its an absurd amount of money that nobody needs to keep all to themselves, and it could go towards making the world a better place. There is a lack of empathy amongst the billionaires.

brain_in_a_box ,

If she treated “her people” pretty well, she wouldn’t be a billionaire.

Son_of_dad ,

I’m more worried about how many microphones she’s farted into

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