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The_Che_Banana ,

Not to mention that you can actually rent your place while your application is being considered, and if it not approved, you submit it again.

The_Che_Banana ,

Dehumidifier, less costly to run than an AC, feels better than AC.

The_Che_Banana ,

Tim the intern is going to razzzed at the water cooler by the fellas come Monday morn’.

The_Che_Banana ,

Minnesota Red Menace

the Dline (AM Football) would be nicknamed “The Iron Curtain”

Pizza chefs of Lemmy, is a job as a pizza chef a physically demanding job?

I’m asking because, i’m thinking about doing a little part time job as a pizza maker on one day of the week because 1. i FRICKIN LOVE PIZZA and 2. i need to do something physically demanding as an contra to my office job which is only mentally exhausting. Just doin workouts at the gym would be an option yes, but getting the...

The_Che_Banana ,

Any kitchen work demands muscles you never even knew existed.

Your legs will hate you, but get some good, proper shoes with insoles.

Your back will hate you, try and find a place that has kitchen mats, instead of bare floor.

Your arms will hate you, and they will just have to get used to it…

The thing is, you’ll work steadily and THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN EVERYONE HAS AN ORDER NOOOOOOWWWWW and you run yer nuts off, and finish & go home, genrally buzzing from the adrenaline, which is why so many cooks, chefs and staff drink excessively…to shut down the noise…so be wary of that

Your body will adapt, go have fun.

The_Che_Banana ,

The mat (along with) good shoes and insoles cushion impact on your legs/back. It also creates a non slip area that is important if you’re working with oil (hot or cold).

If you have several mats running along a line it’s customary to take plastic wrap and tie the ends so they all are one piece and don’t scootch away from each other during the shift.

The_Che_Banana ,

Yeah also this, cheese & carbs add up quickly!

The_Che_Banana ,

great advice!

paulshipper , to startrek
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Thanks Bill! @startrek

The_Che_Banana ,

neat!

The_Che_Banana ,

Because I cannot believe that non existence is the default, and that what we are doing now is but a blip…so I’m going to see where this blip takes me.

The_Che_Banana ,

This was a great little game!

The_Che_Banana ,

“The best 2 says in a boat owners life is when they buy it, and when they sell it”.

Start with renting & work to get your captains license.

Growing up on a very large lake I have plenty of horror stories about people who don’t take boat safety seriously, drunk driving etc. It is easy to pick up but the possibility of you fucking up your life (and others) increases.

For cheap and easy sailing, try Hobie Cats, small catamarans that are a blast to sail, very easy to learn and navigate with.

The_Che_Banana ,

Way back as a line cook I was on saute and it was the season for soft shell crab. I had a full rail of tickets, and 2-14in. saute pans with oil heating up on full blast while I knelt down to grab the crabs from my prep cooler across from the range.

The 'roided up chef stepped over me to get to middle to expedite the rush, and grabbed one of the pans with now very hot oil in them…realizing that they had oil he stopped his motion but Newtons law kept the oil flowing, down onto my bare forearm, hand and how I was positioned my ankle.

The grill guy immediately took a pan of water and splashed my arm with it, rolled down my sleeve and soaked it…and as a bonus being a dumbass I finished the shift before driving myself to the ER. Some good blisters but fortunately no scarring, very little pain because it was kept covered.

Bonus bits: The hotel/golf resort just implemented a drug policy, and if you were injured or did 200 USD of damage you needed to take a drug test, which I did. Policy also stated that you wait 3 days not working for the results. This was the start of a very busy weekend with a car show on the golf course, etc, and every warm body was needed, I went in to work the next day and if they wanted to send someone else for a drug test because they caused the accident, I suggested the ill tempered redheaded café chef…my results were discarded later.

Bonus bonus, right after the policy was put in place, a manager dropped a chandelier & walked away from his job after 5 years working there instead of taking the drug test.

The_Che_Banana ,

Is this a boomer take on kids?

The_Che_Banana ,

Not the job I have, but the carrer: cooking

The_Che_Banana ,

Pooh poo poos push

The_Che_Banana ,

Invisible sky daddy

The_Che_Banana ,

Powered by potato.

The_Che_Banana ,

Ahhhhh, the old Walmart-Amazon–Kroger Maneuver…wonder where they learned that

The_Che_Banana ,

Now do balls.

Thoughts on Space Games, Part 1: Top-5 AAA Games

Hey everyone, I’m a big player of Space Games of all forms, and this mini-genre (or ‘theme’, if you prefer) really has a TON of range and depth, and is a very fertile ground for indie and unique projects. I was recently playing a game called Avorion, after owning it for years without ever really engaging with it, and...

The_Che_Banana ,

Ogame is one of those free browser games with pay to win mechanics. I play it every few years just to get rid of that build and deploy fleet bug.

NMSky was pretty mellow and I enjoyed it, up until all the planets i discovered and named had thier names reverted back. No cursing or anything obvious as to why, most were Donkey themed since I am a_d0nkey.

The_Che_Banana ,

Cant miss with a stellar news organization like…scheerpost dot com?

The_Che_Banana ,

Paper, simply because out of sight out of mind.

I do a grid, Top left due today

top right running list of additional things

bottom left shit thats due but not urgent

bottom right long term projects, stuff in progress that takes time

Brain is dumb so as i write out the list i cross stuff off, even if I just did it (train your brain to get that delicious sense of accomplishment)

If I have, say, a binder with cover that doesn’t work…needs to be visible. Brain is dumb.

The_Che_Banana ,

I’m currently taller and very much paler than those who grew up in this area.

The_Che_Banana ,

At least 3 fiddy.

…at least

The_Che_Banana ,

Make it so!

The_Che_Banana ,

Cumber-bat-ch

The_Che_Banana ,

The Putin Propaganda machine has been churning out some top tier bullshit today.

The_Che_Banana ,

The modern corporation does not allow for innovation, its only focus is asset acquisition, stripping until there is nothing left and selling the corpse or shutting it down, all for those tasty quarterly gains for shareholders.

The_Che_Banana ,

I totally get you, I’m the same with auto mechanics, I tried but no joy. But I do know a thing or two about cooking.

There are some things you can do to help yourself, get a list together of meats that are better with lengthy time cooking methods- for instance pork shoulder or sirloin.

Get a crock pot, slow cooker, or smoker.

Basically, you can get recipes for these which are literally the same: Season meat, add potatoes, carrots or other hearty vegetables. Set to cook and walk away- it cooks itself.

Cooking at home doesn’t always mean cooking from scratch, you can absolutely grab a can of soup (cream of mushroom) and add it to boiled pasta with some canned tuna, then bake it with a little cheese over the top.

Focus on methods & repetitive dishes, then you can branch out from there.

Meats (braise, slow cooked)

Sides (potatoes, root veg, onions)

Seasonings (seasoning blends, packets, etc)

Sauces (bbq, salad dressings, soups, etc)

Don’t be too hard on yourself, I am in the kitchen everyday and there is nothing better than a good sandwich for me at home. Simple, easy, not complicated flavors and filling. When we get busier the sandwiches get simpler, lol.

Good luck.

The_Che_Banana ,

Big Beeyotch

The_Che_Banana ,

The amount of helldivers i have fragged with my (really ridiculous) copious amount of clusterbombs is probably up there in the order of…I’m a war criminal high.

The_Che_Banana ,

IMO its a specialty market now, the demand isnt there to make a streamlined business model for a large enough profit for the investment

The_Che_Banana ,

➰️➰️➰️ 📛

The_Che_Banana ,

EU- I haven’t yet applied because I haven’t logged in for so long now.

I did get the email & link, and read the corpo-speak, but is there a TDLR for what this actually means?

The_Che_Banana ,

Adaptation was one of those movies I watched and then caught myself thinking about it through the year…a very well done movie.

The_Che_Banana ,

Must be a good raisin

The_Che_Banana ,

Move over to beehaw.org, way less ragebait and much more positivity.

The_Che_Banana ,

Can’t wait for a text message from mom saying she was looking for a cookie recipe and got gore porn & some frog instead…

fathermcgruder , to asklemmy
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What is it about the text messages and emails sent by older people that make me feel like I'm having a stroke?

Maybe they're used to various shortcuts in their writing that they picked up before autocorrect became common, but these habits are too idiosyncratic for autocorrect to handle properly. However, that doesn't explain the emails I've had to decipher that were typed on desktop keyboards. Has anyone else younger than 45 or so felt similarly frustrated with geriatrics' messages?

@asklemmy

The_Che_Banana ,

Its about as annoying as young people abandoning any and all punctuation entirely the amount of people that will write an entire paragraph and not use a single period is obscene if you cant bother to organize your thoughts in the most minimal way Im going to assume you have nothing of worth to say and just wont read it and frankly if what you’re saying is so boiler plate you dont need punctuation then you really dont have anything to add so probably just shouldnt

The_Che_Banana ,

I’m beginning to think most vegan posts/subs/people are Big Meat* shills trying to make veganism as insufferable as possible

*tm

The_Che_Banana ,

You say pixels, but what you mean is penis.

The_Che_Banana ,

You child boots up “Kabuki Fursona 7” with tears in their eyes as the lawyer just laughs.

The_Che_Banana ,

Brand Named Extra Strength!

The_Che_Banana ,

Every morning walking to the garden with my scissors: “here I go, killing again.”

The_Che_Banana ,

Next time I read about a mass killing by someone firing fully automatic digital downloads of COD in a room full of children I will come back to this thread and apologize to you.

Until then, I will consider you to be an absolute twat waffle defending the vague wording in a “living document*” that promotes profit over mass murder.

(* back in the day we were taught in Civics class that the US constitution is a living document, meaning as society changes it too shall reflect the will of the people. At some point the education system dropped Civics classes because it gave way too much information to the masses and keeps the common person ignorant & therefore keeps them in place)

The_Che_Banana ,

This Isopod, although long since extinct, still knows how to pleasure your mom.

The_Che_Banana ,

In the US this means steal 3rd base.

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