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MeatPilot , in Another Zuckerberg meme
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar
Crowfiend ,

I’m sure it’s shopped or from a movie, but what am I looking at?

CaptainFortissimo ,

“The Arrival” with Charlie Sheen. (FYI: That’s not Charlie Sheen.)

Viking_Hippie ,

FYI: That’s not Charlie Sheen.

Thanks for clarifying for those of us who weren’t sure. You never know what the side effects of tiger blood and enough cocaine to kill a small horse might be 🤷

brbposting ,
CaptainFortissimo ,

Glad I could help. 😁

enough cocaine to kill a small horse

Freud?

Viking_Hippie ,

Freud?

“Nail 'em when they’re vulnerable, that’s always been my motto”

MeThisGuy ,

Jesus thought different

Viking_Hippie ,

Nah, I’m pretty sure he was at his most vulnerable that day lol

the_post_of_tom_joad , (edited )

That kid is an alien, the goofy look is cuz he’s about to meepmeep across the desert at the end of the movie. But what movie? its been awhile…Maaan is been awhile. Did it star Christian Slater? Was he a seti scientist? Was it a climate message movie? I need a minute…

EDIT: Haha as other poster said, it stars Charlie Sheen who for some reason i always get mixed up with Slater. So close… (not close)

eestileib ,

Center of gravity looks way off for that alien. He’d topple forward unless his feet were way bigger.

the_post_of_tom_joad , (edited )

From what i remember the entire sequence looked like dogshit even for its time.

Edit: lol it was actually worse than i remembered

GreyEyedGhost ,

Well, there was a sequel. Looks like it was direct to DVD so I’m sure it was impressive.

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I remember this dogshit Charlie Sheen flick!

retrospectology , in For anyone asking: Yes, I am paid by the Chinese government 🤣
@retrospectology@lemmy.world avatar

Well that’s not fair, not everyone who defends the CCP is being paid, some are just useful idiots.

grid11 , in Another Zuckerberg meme

He/it? looks like a RoboCop, I wonder what’s it seeing in that RoboCop visor on that bionic lookalike head?

Glifted , in bro and bear chillin in a hot tub... we don't need no hassle!

Seems like it should just say NO GIRLS ALLOWED and the joke works better

Archer ,

Seems like a Sir Bearington moment

pH3ra ,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

Too much effort is equal as no effort at all

FollyDolly , in bro and bear chillin in a hot tub... we don't need no hassle!
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

Me alone in the forest, lost and confused: huh I thought at least one of them would be here!!???

ShadowRam , in bro and bear chillin in a hot tub... we don't need no hassle!
themeatbridge , in Zuckerberg meme

Am I crazy, or is that way too close to those trees and bushes?

Death_Equity ,

You ever see someone do something they have been doing wrong for years and have missed important aspects that concern safety because they learned how to do it from analyzing a database entry on the subject instead of being taught by someone passing down generations of experience shaped through past failures? Because you have.

papalonian ,

I think you’re describing me trying to do 75% of my interests/ hobbies.

Death_Equity ,

ADHD do be like that.

TachyonTele ,

fire will consume this world. L.o.L. -zuckerberg

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Do not be alarmed fellow human, I have used my thermal sensors to determine that the flames are at a sufficient distance from the foliage

riodoro1 ,

External thermal sensors of course. Everyone knows us humans do not have the capability to detect infrared.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Yes of course. I am human after all and I do not have any thermal imaging equipment installed in my human retinas. That would be perplexing wouldn’t it?

Ha

Ha

Ha

agressivelyPassive ,

Could be a weird perspective thing.

CobblerScholar ,

Trunks look fine but the bush might not be, weird perspective mostly

Kushan ,
@Kushan@lemmy.world avatar

It looks like he’s smoking a load of meat, given the smoke and the dangle of temp proves at the bottom. It’s not likely for the BBQ to be that hot, relatively speaking - maybe 250F but probably lower.

Psythik ,

It’s impossible to tell without knowing the focal length of the lens used. Different camera lenses can make things appear closer or further to each other than they actually are.

agavaa , in Zuckerberg meme

Just smoking some meats, fellow human 🧑‍🦲

dditty ,

“I’m the meat chef.” 👨‍🍳

Dagwood222 , in they hurt you, didn't they

Used to work as a moving man. We’d complain about architects all the time.

Vespair , in bro and bear chillin in a hot tub... we don't need no hassle!

For those who choose the man and the bear

imnotfromkaliningrad ,
@imnotfromkaliningrad@lemmy.ml avatar

while others again might want the man to be the bear.

KISSmyOSFeddit , in Another Zuckerberg meme

Are we sure that’s a dog he’s dragging? A live one?

Imgonnatrythis ,

Do they need to be alive? Will take note of this for future perambulatiins if so.

bobs_monkey ,

It too is a robot live human companion canine.

Aussiemandeus , in The essence of liberalism
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

It’s rare a agree with you but today I do

yogthos , in freedom!
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Isn’t this literally Biden voters right now?

Cybermonk_Taiji ,

🤡

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

we know you are

UrPartnerInCrime ,

You must be a word class long jumper with that leap

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

There’s no leap here, Biden regime is literally arresting students and faculty protesting a literal genocide that US is currently facilitating.

UrPartnerInCrime ,

Yet still continue to protest spite the arrests. Sounds they also don’t want to be tread on.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

People protesting aren’t voting for Biden, the ones who are are denouncing the protests while doing pearl clutching over property damage.

zbyte64 ,

Then show me the Biden supporter (who isn’t protesting) that wants small government like those who fly the Gadsden flag.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

them goalposts be moving

zbyte64 ,

Them goalposts is me asking for the original receipt. Show me the Biden supporter who you claim this flag represents.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

nobody made this argument except you, what was said was that Biden supporters are just like the people whom this flag represents, they’re ok with an actual genocide being committed against other people as long they’re comfortable

luciferofastora ,

I’d be surprised if opponents of genocide would vote Republican instead, given how some GOP reps seem to be opposing even the half-measure of delaying arms shipments.

A two party state where you choose between “fucked up” and “less fucked up, but constantly ceding ground” just does a poor job of accurately representing the opinions of people favouring actual progress, so they’re doing what they can to pull the Overton Window their way.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

This is what perpetuates the insanity in US. When your choices are Hitler and 99% Hitler, then the vote is meaningless. A lot of people will just choose not to participate in this circus.

UrPartnerInCrime ,

If Biden is 99% Hitler than I’m 99% Jesus and it’s rude for you to argue with me.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m not going to argue with a supporter of a genocide.

UrPartnerInCrime ,

Not a supporter of genocide. I just realize there’s a lot more going on than just that

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

If you support Biden then you are supporting a genocide that US is currently involved in. Period. The fact that you can’t even admit this just further underscores your utter lack of morality and intellectual honesty.

UrPartnerInCrime ,

Ok, but if I don’t support Biden, the other guy is going to continue doing the genocide. Maybe even at a worse pace. So what’s the answer than? Voting on every other decision

Genocide sucks, but America dug this hole for generations. It’s not all on Biden

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Your actions are what matter, and if you’re going to vote for the guy who is conducting a genocide then you are complicit. No amount of hand wringing will change that.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Your actions are what matter

Not voting is also an action. And if your refusal to vote allows someone to take power that will not only continue the genocide, but also start more genocides, then you are complicit. No amount of hand wringing will change that.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah, not voting for either genocidal scumbag is indeed an action. To frame what’s happening in US as the fault of people who refuse to vote for either scumbag is the height of idiocy. No amount of liberal sophistry will change that.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s the trolley problem with a single track: you can pull the lever and the trolley will run over 5 people before it stops, or you can not pull the lever and the trolley will run over 10 people.

If you’re standing beside the lever with your arms crossed refusing to pull it, saying “the fault is on the person who tied the people to the track. Getting involved makes me complacent.” Then yes, people are going to blame you because even if you didn’t cause the problem there is something very easy you can do to make it less bad.
You can’t save all 10, but you can save 5. So you do what you can, and then you also go after the guy who tied the people to the tracks.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Learn how resisting actual repressive regimes works instead of making a clown of yourself here. You’re not saving anyone here. Biden is the one doing a genocide as we speak, not Trump. But I suppose racists like you don’t even consider Palestinians to be humans, so you won’t lose any sleep over that.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

“anyone who disagrees with me is a racist!”

Good talk. Engaging with you is definitely worth while…

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Nah, it’s just people who use a trolley analogy to dismiss an actual genocide they’re supporting who are racists. Clearly you place no value on the lives of Palestinians that the party you keep telling people to vote for is massacring. At least have the decency to own up to your beliefs openly little fash.

Cowbee ,
@Cowbee@lemmy.ml avatar

Change comes from outside the ballot box. Vote for Biden, sure, but join and support the ongoing protests forcing his hand currently. Historically, meaningful change has come from collective action.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

If your choices are Hitler and 99% Hitler, you still do what you can to stop 100% Hitler. Less bad is less bad.

Nobody cares about your smug sense of superiority when 100% Hitler is in charge and you proudly announce “I did nothing to stop this, other than try to encourage other people to also do nothing to stop this.”

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

This idiotic logic is precisely why US is where it is today.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

You mean the logic of “I’m not going to do anything and neither should anyone else”?

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Nobody is making this argument except you.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Considering I specifically suggested doing something is better than doing nothing, I’m going to go ahead and guess that listening to what other people are saying isn’t a strength of yours.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Doing something is what the students protesting the genocide are currently doing, not voting for the guy doing the genocide. The fact that you don’t understand these basic things is truly phenomenal.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

I understand that the people protesting are doing something. This is the first time you’ve actually advocated for an action.

People are fully capable of both protesting and voting to keep someone worse from doing worse things. The fact that you don’t understand these basic things is truly phenomenal.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Protesting a genocide is real tangible action, voting for a guy committing the genocide is the opposite that action. Hope that helps clear things up for you since you seem to have trouble grasping this concept.

Socsa , (edited )

This is pretty rich coming from a guy who unironically defends Stalin and Mao for “doing what needed to be done.”

Edit - I mean there you have it. If I explain the meme I’ll get banned but I think any reasonable person can appreciate the whiplash.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Stalin and Mao liberated hundreds of millions of people, provided them with food, healthcare, education, and jobs. Imagine comparing that to a senile manager of the empire doing a genocide. What is wrong with you?

Socsa ,

Meh, you and I both know that we cannot have an honest discussion of Mao or Stalin’s flaws on this instance, the same way we can have an honest discussion of Biden’s.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

We both know that you refuse to accept reality. Facts aren’t on your side though pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25495509/

Socsa ,

And Israel is the most advanced nation in the Levant, I guess.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

That certainly does sound like something you would think unironically.

davel ,
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

What, defeating the Nazis? Breaking free from Emperors, Western imperialism, and Japanese imperialism? I’d say those needed to be done, yes.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

denouncing the protests while doing pearl clutching over property damage.

Sounds like Republicans to me.

yogthos ,
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar
Monument , in Good boy

She liked that he had two tails. He liked that she had 3 1/2 foot long femurs.

But it was not to be, because it was an AI ripoff of an actual webcomic.

eestileib ,

Why is she clutching the vase with roses in it?

Monument ,

Got addicted to rosewater in the French foreign legion, and now that she’s been kicked out as their animal handler, she’s aa to resort to bottom shelf stuff.

jaybone ,

That was where she lost her pinky finger.

tatterdemalion , in The essence of liberalism
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

We have other problems to fix before we can safely bring back free public restrooms.

absentbird ,
@absentbird@lemm.ee avatar

I disagree. In my experience having a lack of restrooms just makes the place nasty and hostile. You can still visit places with plenty of public restrooms, and it’s so much nicer. Every light rail station in Seattle smells like a toilet, the ones in Vancouver are way nicer. Removing restrooms doesn’t remove the need to pee.

tatterdemalion ,
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

People pee on the sidewalk regardless of whether public restrooms exist.

Cataphract ,

Some people don’t clean their ass after they shit, should we not make toilet paper or bidet’s available for the rest of us?

tatterdemalion ,
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

What? That’s just not a good comparison.

People don’t shoot up drugs in a roll of toilet paper.

Cataphract ,

Your response is a symptom of a much larger problem you have, misinformation and fear. You’ve presented a weird MSM scenario where everyone is a druggy. You’ve been disconnected from reality and have lost your way from being “stoic”.

“We are more often frightened than hurt; and we suffer more from imagination than from reality.” – Seneca

tatterdemalion ,
@tatterdemalion@programming.dev avatar

You don’t know me.

TopRamenBinLaden ,

People shoot up drugs on the street, too. Should we just get rid of public streets while we’re at it?

Personally, I would rather have drug users go to a more private spot(like a public bathroom stall), than on the street in broad daylight, to use their drugs.

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