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RizzRustbolt , 10 months ago in Bartering

Deal.

Then I turn around and trade the game for pink lambo.

comedy , 10 months ago in Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy.

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi

Ryan213 , 10 months ago in I like the zesty cheese flavor

Giggity

jabathekek , 10 months ago

*New kink unlocked

ummthatguy , 10 months ago

Tarantino would like to know your location. He’ll bring the tequila.

reflex , 10 months ago

Giggity

Seraphin , 10 months ago in Maybe AI won't be taking all of our jobs after all?

Butter comes in egg form now? What a time to be alive

0Xero0 , 10 months ago

milk too

CaptainEffort , 10 months ago

Along with fear ofc

dawatt , 10 months ago

Hold on to your recipe, and squeeze it real tight!

zepheriths , 10 months ago in Port Arthur (2024)

I don’t know this one and don’t know if I should ask

ElBarto OP , 10 months ago

…wikipedia.org/…/Port_Arthur_massacre_(Australia)

zepheriths , 10 months ago

My condolences to the people of tasmania, however at least some good change occurred.

theodewere , 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago) in The essense of football

we just happen to be able to offer you a good solid thrashing from a whole gaggle of spiked boots for about an hour and a half, old chap.. do come in..

ininewcrow , 10 months ago in HAM-radio operators playing some nice tunes [jumping on stock-photo wagon]

What is it about being a kid with food and wanting to squeeze stuff into spaces where it isn’t supposed to go?

I’m not saying its bad … I’m just pointing out why we even think this way … as adults we still have that urge, we just have more self control.

I made a cake today … and I wondered to myself what would happen if I spread the frosting on my laptop keyboard … I wish I could say I made that up but I actually stood there with a spatula full of frosting while watching a youtube video on my laptop on the kitchen counter.

xusontha , 10 months ago

Now I want frosting :(

But yeah, I get weird thoughts like that too where I just stare at whatever I’m thinking about until I realize what I’m thinking is insane

ininewcrow , 10 months ago

My wife gave me a recipe from her mother years ago that their family loves and my wife asks me about three or four times a year to make the cake … just to remember her mom and her childhood.

I just made the cake complete with way too much frosting and I used those pastry bag things to decorate the cake. Being an adult and making a cake with all this cake stuff and frosting always makes me think of my childhood too and in remembering my mom making a cake when I was kid with my younger brothers. We’d fight one another to lick the frosting off the mixing paddles or the spatula or the frosting bag thing. Being alone in the kitchen I licked all the utensils clean before putting them in the sink … OMMM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

But being old sucks … now I have a sugar hang over and a headache :(

Classy , 10 months ago

until I realize what I’m thinking is insane

I think this is exactly why we have intrusive thoughts, evolutionarily. The ability for man to take a thought and manipulate to horrible, extreme outcomes means that we don’t have to act these thoughts out in real life and end up maiming or killing ourselves in the process.

XTornado , 10 months ago

Idk… As adult I don’t have that urge. But as a kid I did stuff cookies in the VCR.

Maybe the opening makes us think as a mouth and like if it was a living thing that we have to feed.

tubaruco , 10 months ago in Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy.

crazy…? I was crazy once… they put me in a Room… a Rubber room… filled with rubber Rats… and Rats? I HATE rats. They make me Crazy! crazy…? I was crazy once… they put me in a Room… a Rubber room… filled with rubber… bats… and Bats? I HATE bats. They make me Crazy! crazy…? I was crazy once… they put me in a Room… a Rubber room… filled with rubber… MAts… and MATS? I HATE mats.

ininewcrow , 10 months ago in Maybe AI won't be taking all of our jobs after all?

Without fear … all you have is drywall compound and a great mix to patch a few holes in the wall.

tubaruco , 10 months ago

the real cake is the holes we filled along the way

Confused_Emus , 10 months ago

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saltnotsugar , 10 months ago in The essense of football

Sometimes bounce on head.

ZeroCool OP , 10 months ago

Yes but you must not hands

Delphia , 10 months ago

2 can hands only.

JoShmoe , 10 months ago in I bet they sell well right now

says THEY ARE PUMPKIN BRAKE BACK SPICE PADS

ininewcrow , 10 months ago in I bet they sell well right now

Asbestos smells like pumpkin spice … mmmm … sweet delicious asbestos

pensivepangolin , 10 months ago

The powder that keeps on giving mmmm

ImFresh3x , 10 months ago in Bartering

Benz was worth 140k new. 1 year later was worth 60k. Owner is in denial.

hunter2 , 10 months ago

The Wii game on the other hand is a collector’s item.

ChaoticNeutralCzech , 10 months ago

I can’t believe it could come close to $1k

Wilzax , 10 months ago

After 3 years it would be worth no more than 40k and that’s IF it had next to no mileage simply because the warranty on it would have so little time left

STRIKINGdebate2 , 10 months ago in The essense of football

Lol, that’s nothing. The woman I pay every Friday does way worse things to my balls. She shallows them, plays with them, hits them, she’s even burnt them with a lighter a few times. Seriously considering getting a new caddy tbh.

SrTobi , 10 months ago in Democracy basically means

Well, he may be right, but the alternative is retarded people with even more power. Thanks but I’ll keep my retarded masses.