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dingleberry , in Melons right.

I could never make fruits/vegetables grow in my yard. Anon’s juices must be top notch fertilizer. Too bad it only works for plants.

dingleberry , in built different

You know that Hasan guy had quite a different story on how this fella lost his eye.

StealthToad ,

I’m quite curious what this story is

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Didn’t he accidentally shoot himself while drunk and fucking around with a gun or was that the oathkeepers guy?

thefartographer ,

Yeah, that’s the oath keepers guy who was arrested, not the Texas rep who deserves to be arrested.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Ah. Potato potato

quicksand ,

Tomato tomato

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

No u

pankkake , (edited ) in Esoteric runes
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Can someone match the remaining runes to their meme template?

I got:

Edit: got 'em! From left to right:

  1. Virgin vs. Chad
  2. Death Knocking on Doors
  3. Distracted Boyfriend
  4. Loss
  5. Me Explaining to my Mom
  6. Woman Yelling at a Cat
  7. Daily Struggle/Two Buttons
  8. Is this a pigeon?
  9. Drake like/don’t like
Ageroth ,

5 is the one with a lady yelling at a cat sitting at the dining table. 7 is the guy choosing between the two buttons Not sure about the others, Clearly common memes but I’m not hip enough to know off the top of my head

SilentStorms ,
  1. Virgin vs Chad
  2. Death knocking on doors
  3. ?
  4. Loss
  5. Bro explaining
  6. ?
  7. Two buttons
  8. "Is this…?" Butterfly meme
  9. Drake
pankkake ,
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Thanks, updated my list!

th_d ,
  1. Is Ralph Wiggum "I’m in danger"
  2. Is this kid pointing out the obvious solution. Don’t know his name.
  3. Is the argument between that blond lady and the cat.

Rest I would really like to know

the_dopamine_fiend ,
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1 = Virgin/Chad

2 = “I’m in danger”

3 = Distracted Boyfriend

…

7 = Two Buttons

8 = “Is this a pigeon?”

9 = Drake

pankkake ,
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Thank you!

radix ,
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I think #3 is the guy walking with one woman and looking over his shoulder at another woman:

dailydot.com/…/distracted_boyfriend_solar_eclipse…

pankkake ,
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That’s it, thanks!

aoidenpa ,

2 looks like Ralph in danger like someone else mentioned

ChocoboRocket ,

Great work detective, you’ll make captain with this case closed.

sundrei , in Thats why i never go outside
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Imma head out.

HummingBee , in Thats why i never go outside

The gayt outdoors

bauhaus , in Esoteric runes
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feels like something you’d see in r/hailhortler

bauhaus , in See? He's doing his part
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“…and while riding my bike, my 4-car and 1 helicopter security escort and 10 press vans followed me."

bauhaus , in Thats why i never go outside
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https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/0763b413-8c54-4f56-bddf-d7aef42bd9b4.png

yamapikariya OP ,
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There’s a story there.

bauhaus ,
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a fun story ;)

samus12345 ,
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I thought god did it after drowning the world.

0000011110110111i ,

Shhh. Don’t tell conservatives. God is gay.

PipedLinkBot , in See? He's doing his part

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diaphanous OP ,

Thanks, edited 👍

Vespair , in My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder

I will never understand why people economically disadvantage themselves by spending so much money on a freaking dog. Imagine not progressing in life because you had to spend $2000+/yr on dog grooming… Fucking insanity, I swear.

MacDangus ,

Progressing to where? Wherever you are in life? Hard pass.

captainlezbian , in How could we have let this happen?

Wait till the Kentuckians hear about Versailles France. They ain’t gonna like that

Gork , (edited ) in Thats why i never go outside

Fellas, is it gay to optically stimulate my prism?

Edit: a word

irdc ,

I misread this as stimulate and thought to myself that doing so would be highly appropriate for documented virgin Isaac Newton.

Gork ,

lol I meant stimulate. Fixed.

xNIBx , in How could we have let this happen?

New Mexico predates Mexico. From wikipedia

New Mexico received its name long before the present-day nation of Mexico won independence from Spain and adopted that name in 1821. The name "Mexico" derives from Nahuatl and originally referred to the heartland of the Mexica, the rulers of the Aztec Empire, in the Valley of Mexico

agoseris ,

True, but the meme cites Mexico City, which was called “Mexico City” before New Mexico was established

Lt_Worf OP ,

So Mexico should be New New Mexico, and New Mexico should be Old New Mexico.

afraid_of_zombies ,

We could just call one North and the other South. And then write a popular folk song that calls out landmarks South Mexico that are really Southern North Mexico. Country Roads style.

outer_spec , in built different
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is this the original? Is this where “rip to _ but I’m different” comes from?

_Sprite , in built different
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holy shit

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