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robocall , in You're telling me that....
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I’ll have the shrimp

ivanafterall ,
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You're like the guy who asks if the cute waitress is on the menu. Let the shrimp work, Jesus.

JoMiran , in I hate Turkey
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This close to Thanksgiving, I misunderstood the joke for a few seconds.

JoMiran , in True love
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“What’s with the fava beans and that nice bottle of chianti?”

_number8_ , in True love

must reside within 5 hectares of the М̷̩̦̩͕̆̈́̇̊о̶̡͉̱̺͉̦̐̍̍͗̋р̶͇͍̈̆͋о̷̨̝̺̪̥̱̹̫̦̝̝̥͚̺͐̓͋̾͒̋̏͐̈́͌̊̎͜͝з̶̧̡̹̜̪̟̭̤͚̤͎̳̓̉͋͘ͅо̷̨̦̋в̸̙̙̑ͅо̵͓̹̲͕͈̫͇̤̾̄̐͊͑̅͗̌͌̅͘ city-centre

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smuuthbrane , in You're telling me that....
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I’m even more impressed that he can do anything after being fully cooked himself.

downpunxx , in I hate Turkey
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Never ever ever trust the Turks

moistclump , in True love

Partner for “life”.

Lemminary , in Tech CEOs Fleeing to Non-Extradition Countries

Oh no, dude forgot to perform the masculinitiddies with a MacGyver stage prop rifle. All is lost, dicks are falling off because of him.

Skullgrid ,
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perform the masculinitiddies with a MacGyver stage prop rifle.

my man probably killed his neighbor, ain’t a prop.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McAfee#Death_of_Gregor…

merc ,

What do you mean by “MacGyver stage prop rifle”? I get the impression you’ve never watched any of the versions of MacGyver.

Lemminary , (edited )

And you’d be right, I’ve no interest in ever watching the show. But I meant MacGyver as a stand-in adjective for improvised from whatever he found lying around. Funny enough, someone said it’s probably real, so this IRL MacGyver dude here was killing it (and his neighbor too, quite literally).

merc ,

Ok, then let me explain how off that is. MacGyver’s famous for improvising things that work out of whatever’s lying around. Not for creating realistic looking props that don’t do anything. Another key aspect of the character is that he really hates guns.

Lemminary ,

Um, yeah thanks, that’s important to never get wrong.

Mr_Dr_Oink , in Social Media Rule

I dont block people. I see how it’s useful and help deal with trolls, but it gives people the easy path out of discussion and actually thinking about something.

It gets to a point where you just block anyone who disagrees with you and leads to the bubble life.

For me, i think that all ideas, even the bad ones, should have a voice. They should have a place in the world, hearing both good and bad ideas can help to separate them and identify people who srgue in bad faith.

Although that decision came from spending time fruitlessly arguing with people on the site that shall not be named.

KevonLooney ,

Nope. Block them.

There’s an unending supply of morons with insane opinions. You are not going to run out.

Mr_Dr_Oink ,

Yeah, that doesn’t bother me. But that’s my opinion. If you dont like it, i guess you can block me? 😜

mayo , in Photographing the unphotographable

Tenant providing bear minimum information and impatient landlord. Engaging post OP.

AgentGrimstone , in Redditor when women

It was fun when I read a reddit story and at the end realize I was imagining the wrong gender. Then I would reread the story and it made a lot more sense, like a movie with a twist ending and flashbacks to previous scenes.

systemglitch ,

I’ve done that many times

KnightontheSun , in You know they're out there...

This one hits hard for me. We police our yard pretty heavily as one of our pooches likes to partake in the others extrusions. If we don’t track them during the act closely they get lost in the leaves.

HubertManne , in You know they're out there...

oh man. good news if its less than solid you can pick it up with the leaves. bad news is you have to intensely watch the process and go right up to the location because if you lose track for even a second you cannot see it even if you are one foot away.

mack7400 , in Groundhog Day II

If they did, it would be over Harold Ramis’ dead body.

JoMiran , in It's pretty evident.
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“I think there are Snickers bars left at the bottom. You just have to reach as far as you can go.”

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