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Coasting0942 , in It was in self-defence 🙃

Omg, I thought Princess Leia would be more tolerant.

Really disappointed

HikingVet , in It takes a village

It takes a pillage to raze a child.

kilgore_trout , in All workers, your attention please. Your attempt to have a decent work/life balance and be treated with dignity in this facility is going to fail. You have eight minutes to get back to the office.
AngryCommieKender ,

I’m pretty sure that’s worse, but I have managed to never see an episode of The Teletubbies, so I could be wrong.

Edit: Fun Fact, the Teletubby Sun Baby is currently expecting her first child. Judging by when she announced to the media, the kid will be here by July

Maggoty ,

Stop making me old! I can be young as long everyone works together to say 1999 was last year. And we can all believe we’ll be able to start up a tech company to get rich!

AngryCommieKender ,

I was born in 1980, so that’s fine with me

barsoap , (edited )

Teletubbies are peak stopgap pedagogy. Lots of scientific backing.

Wait, hear me out. The whole show is set up so that you have repetitions of the same thing said at different levels of language acquisition so small kids can identify with whichever tubbie is at their level, look down a bit on the ones below that, and up to the ones above it (it goes all the way from pretty much baby speech to full adult). Thus their minds can climb the ladder.

Under normal circumstances that kind of setup is present in a child’s environment – differently-aged kids and adults, either in the family or neighbourhood, they get plenty of exposure. Now enter capitalism, alienation and atomisation and small kids get parked in front of the TV which might speak to them at a language level they aren’t at, and can’t react to them either, by translating their baby speech to more adult speech. Along come the Teletubbies, making sure that those kids at least have a resemblance of language skill once they reach school age.

And all that so the US can cut billionaire taxes to avoid paying for universal free daycare. Not that it should be taken off the air, also countries without that fucked of a situation air it because it doesn’t hurt anyone and might help the occasional kid and the rest are merely entertained, but it’s specifically the US combination of atrocious child rearing conditions (can’t even play with other kids because you can’t roam suburbia because that would get the parents arrested), combined with enough university resources to come up with the Teletubbies that, well, created the Teletubbies.

LarmyOfLone ,

I have managed to never see an episode of The Teletubbies

I tried once. You haven’t missed much. Or maybe I’m not young and hip enough to get it.

Blackmist ,

Dance, fucker, dance!

AaronMaria , in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

If you love coke, but don’t like raw sugar, you actually like water more than coke.

danc4498 ,

If you love water, but don’t like the taste of raw hydrogen, you actually just like oxygen.

starman2112 ,
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I wonder if liquid hydrogen has a taste. Like, if we could survive in a pressure chamber that can liquify hydrogen at room temp

AVincentInSpace , in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

Ah yes, The popcorn bucket. The bucket for popcorn. The bucket specifically designed to be filled with popcorn. The popcorn bucket.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

The bucket specifically designed to be filled…

Lepsea ,

With My Corn Seed

Hupf ,

Sneed’s feed bucket.

Adi2121 ,

Formerly Chuck’s

IHeartBadCode ,
@IHeartBadCode@kbin.social avatar

Why do we even have that bucket‽

PerogiBoi , in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

I got grounded for insisting I saw these when I was younger. I am now vindicated 😎

kratoz29 ,

This seems like a very… Odd reason to get grounded.

Sombyr ,

Some parents are weird. I once got grounded because I left my room, forgot something, and went back in to get it. Wasn’t even going anywhere or doing anything important. Just randomly got yelled at and grounded.

PerogiBoi ,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

With my parents it was either agree that they’re right or be punished.

Sombyr ,

My dad was like that. I remember a moment where my dad couldn’t understand the solution to the Monty Hall problem, so I tried to explain it to him and instantly got yelled at and sent to my room for contradicting him.

PerogiBoi ,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

Let’s never repeat this bullshit narcissism to our kids if we choose to have em.

Sombyr ,

Are you coming onto me?

Ah, just kidding. In seriousness though, I’ve chosen not to have kids on account of being so mentally fucked up by my childhood that I don’t want to put a kid through having me as a parent.

Although luckily my dad did mellow out with age. He’d kinda also been equally fucked up by his own childhood and refused to seek help until I’d left, my mom left, and later my old sibling left, and I refused to speak with him anymore. Last year I got a massive, 4 page, single spaced apology from him for everything he’d done, so luckily things are looking up at least.

smeg ,

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, And don’t have any kids yourself.

This Be The Verse by Philip Larkin

TheRealKuni ,

I wish I’d known this before I heard it in Ted Lasso, but damn that episode was good regardless.

PerogiBoi ,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s good to hear at least that your dad somewhat came around. Mine left the family and sued us (lost but cost me tens of thousands in legal fees) and ran off with all the money. He now has a second family.

feedum_sneedson ,

I pronounced “nuclear” wrong.

jimbolauski , in You know how bad it needs to be to be ignored for over 2 decades!

How high did the item score? xkcd.com/2178/

chetradley ,

From a reverse image search, looks like this was originally posted on Twitter by Orla Walsh, a dietician. Her education experience on her LinkedIn puts her at about 36 years old at the time the image was posted (July 2023). Since this is her mom’s fridge though, we estimate her age at 36+25=61. So, total score is 42.62.

mypasswordistaco ,
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What formula are you using? And where did 25 come from? 2023-1997 = 26 and (26 / 36) x 100 = 72.2

Edit: nevermind, I see you were estimating the mom’s age. My bad, all is well.

rustyredox ,

I kind of want to see a charter plot of that scoring function projected onto a 3-axis manifold with a colored heat map. How would I minMax my anticipated score given my current age or projected lifespan?

KISSmyOS , in I knew it all along!

Computers are powered by magic smoke.
When the smoke escapes, the computer doesn’t work anymore.
Also, the earth isn’t flat.
EARTH HAS 4 CORNER
SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY
TIME CUBE

flicker ,

It has been so, so long since I last saw the Time Cube. Thank you.

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

TIME CUBE!!!

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

If a Man cannot tear a page
from the marshmallow and burn it -
then he cannot be a scientist

so true 😔

Railing5132 ,

What in the schizophrenia word salad did I just read?

Klear ,

Exactly that.

Syrc ,

More about the Time Cube (warning: you’ll probably end up with more questions after reading it)

simin ,

your daily lemmy shitposting

InfiniWheel , in keep going lads!

Humanity’s secret weapon: power walking

IrateAnteater ,

Sweaty power walking.

bastian_5 ,

And throwing shit very well

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar
Mamertine , in Crypto genius

You’d still owe that debt. Unless you go to prison for live than the debt’s statute length. Generally 7 years.

Also some jurisdictions make you pay for the privilege of going to prison.

Ymmv, choose your state of jurisdiction very carefully.

Also crypto is a bubble IMO.

Goodtoknow ,
@Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t pay and ignore collectors… Profit

chuckleslord ,

IMO nothing, it’s pure speculation powered by nothing but blind greed. If it isn’t a bubble, then nothing is.

DampSquid ,

You just described all economies

chuckleslord ,

I mean, logically there’s something that people need in some of those…

kautau ,

Bro food is a bubble

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lmao yeah me trading an hour worth of work for a meal that I will consume is the same thing as me trading an hour of work for a nebulous pile of 1s and 0s and hoping some dipshit will pay 2 hours worth of work for them later

Shareni ,

Lmao you’re working in a barter economy?

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I make x dollars per hour

A meal at a restaurant costs roughly x dollars

I trade one hour of labor for x dollars, then trade x dollars for one meal

YOU DO THIS TOO

Shareni ,

So you’re working in hope to get a nebulous pile of 1s and 0s or a some colorful pieces of paper. On top of that those numbers and papers have no intrinsic value, but are instead valuated by some dipshits and can become worthless overnight.

What’s your point there buddy?

Lmao yeah me trading an hour worth of work for a meal that I will consume is the same thing as me trading an hour of work for a nebulous pile of 1s and 0s and hoping some dipshit will pay 2 hours worth of work for them later

SCB ,

So you’re working in hope to get a nebulous pile of 1s and 0s or a some colorful pieces of paper.

No. Money is a representation of an exchange of value.

Crypto is not money the same way gold is not money.

youtu.be/iKYKLgzyF9o?si=o-tMPGpGu-zZPYiM

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

those numbers and papers have no intrinsic value, but are instead valuated by some dipshits and can become worthless overnight.

Remind me again what Bitcoin is

Trainguyrom ,

The money I work for has value because its almost entirely held in banks insured by the United States Federal Reserve and those dollars are backed by the full faith and credit of the United States. If that money becomes valueless overnight the whole world is in for a very rough time, and I definitely won’t be alone in my plight. You can’t say any of that about cryptocurrencies

frezik ,

Economics is simply a study in how to allocate scarce goods. It does not need to result in hoarding scarce goods in the hope of getting more for them later.

DrBoom , (edited )

How many bubbles pop 3 three times and then proceed to blow up bigger than the last time? I know of exactly zero. Looks more like an adoption curve when expressed logarithmically

frezik ,

Adoption for what? There’s no indication that it’s becoming interconnected to the economy at large. Just the opposite, in fact. FTX, one of the biggest crypto banks, completely collapsed and the rest of the economy didn’t care. If it was Goldman Sachs or BoA, everyone would be sounding alarm bells, because they are actually integrated into the rest of the economy. Crypto just isn’t.

DrBoom ,

Adoption as a hedge against fiat debasement, primarily. FTX wasn’t a bank BTW, it was a shady exchange that mostly laundered money and stole customers’ funds. It was more analogous to a precious metal dealer like JM Bulion or similar, except run by criminals.

The purpose of crypto isn’t to integrate with the existing system anyway. The purpose is to provide a parallel system that isn’t subject to the kind of manipulation present in the legacy system. Unfortunately, crypto has become completely overrun with scammers and charlatans just looking to take advantage of rubes. The fundamental principals of Bitcoin are still intact in the code and network though, and IMO will win out simply because it is incorruptible and indestructible. The legacy system seems to have decided the same, and is currently adopting a ‘if you can’t beat em, join em’ attitude by pushing for ETF products to offer bitcoin to their customers though more traditional means.

I don’t expect my post to change anyone’s mind, but I would encourage anyone reading to look into why bitcoin has crashed multiple times and come roaring back each time.

garbagebagel ,

Wait if you can avoid debt collectors for 7 years they just forget about you?? Like I could fuck off to another country where they can’t garner my wages and come back and they can’t do shit about it?

AA5B ,

It’s not that clearcut: they have various tricks to keep it alive, if they know where you are. This is why you never admit to a debt nor pay the token amount they offer; both are tricking you into legally claiming responsibility, so they can keep the debt alive

Trainguyrom ,

Debt is super weird. In some cases you can have thousands very much just disappear after 7 years, in others they’ll hunt you down mercilessly over a $25 copay they mailed you a “this is not a bill” letter about 2 years ago. My wife was pretty deep in debt when we first started dating and I literally have seen both extremes and everything inbetween.

howrar ,

Couldn’t you just leave the country and disappear somewhere with a low cost of living? Not like anyone can catch you moving crypto across borders.

drislands , in They are all true but the 3rd one is pretty serious...

Let’s not share the version with the credit cropped, folks. Come on.

Original

WashedOver OP ,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I’ve not seen this version. I was able to edit it to this with the credit. Thanks.

drislands ,

Hey, thanks for replying. And thanks for updating with the uncropped version! Sorry if I came off as harsh. Comics with the credit cropped makes me salty.

camelCaseGuy ,
ininewcrow ,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t blame OP … they were taking their shirt off when they were posting this

samus12345 , in Why do it
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

If anyone wants some nightmare fuel, here’s what happened.

cRazi_man ,

I searched for an watched a YouTube video about it…and I regret it immensely.

CluckN ,

I can’t wait for someone in 2077 to make a documentary about this by plagiarizing an article that goes hour by hour.

deus ,

I have a feeling that someone will later make a 4-hour-long video essay calling them out for it

Arelin ,

Okay this is clearly referencing something. Who is it

Moxvallix ,
@Moxvallix@sopuli.xyz avatar

Hbomberguy called out Internet Historian for blatant plagiarism.

Arelin ,

Internet Historian of all people? Well damn :(

drislands ,

Yeah, I was really disappointed to learn it too. It was blatant – the entire script is ripped from a well-written article about the experience, verbatim except for a few words swapped around.

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Except he made it a lot more entertaining so it’s a case of I don’t care

matt1126 ,

If he had gotten permission from the original author/site about dramatising and animating it I don’t think anyone would have had a problem. But taking someone else’s work and passing it off as your own without permission is what people are upset about.

flames5123 ,

To his credit, this was the only found bit of plagiarism on his channel. The other channels he calls out are wayyyy worse. But it’s blatant word for word plagiarism.

FooBarrington ,

Not quite, Internet Historian also plagiarized parts of his Costa Concordia video. Did hbomberguy actually say that these were the only examples of plagiarism on his channel?

Zehzin ,
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IIRC he said it was the only plagiarism he found but I’m not skimming a 4 hour video to make sure.

FilthyHookerSpit ,

That wouldn’t be very nova, choom.

Bathtubwalrus ,

My god, my stomach hurts and my chest feels tight just from reading that. I went to Cave of the winds in Colorado a few years back and they had a smaller tunnel that you could crawl through to get a sense of what it was like. It was probably like 20ft long and big enough for the pretty hefty guide to get through. I got up to it and noped the fuck out.

randoot ,

So sad they were so close to saving him.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I know, if that rock hadn’t crumbled, he would probably have survived.

Gigan , in Why do it
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

Fun Fact: They never got him out, they sealed the cave with his body still there. Nutty Putty Cave is his grave.

flicker ,

Nutty Putty Cave is his Nutty Putty Grave sounds better for whatever reason.

MrGooglyPants ,

Yeah they say that in the article… Which was linked

victorz ,

Could you point to the fun part? 🙁

Sweetpeaches69 ,

The fun part is that it’s called the Nutty Putty cave.

victorz ,

Just wanna insert a little word,

Nutty Putty🫸Grave🫷Cave

There, perf. 👌

Aganim , in I don't know how to title this

As a developer I can only say: no matter how foolproof you make your product, you will always encounter that one special user.

ShieldsUp ,

foolproof? There aren’t even any latches on this cover! Who wrote these requirements?!

blindbunny , in Let's confuse Americans!

Wait where’s the bag?

greenteadrinker ,

As an American, I too need to know where the bag went

Alteon ,

As an American, I believe the bag is still attached to the rest of the cow.

protist ,

That’s udder nonsense!

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