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SnotFlickerman , in I was there to witness the apocalypse...
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A good source of fiber after not pooping for three days.

LouNeko , (edited ) in People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam

Food so spicy, they give you a roll of bandages as toilet paper. Patch yourself up.

Agent641 OP ,

MEDIC!

Brahvim ,
@Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social avatar

ZE MEDIC IS HIYAAR!

BigDanishGuy ,

Well, first aid for an arterial bleeding is to “stuff a finger in the hole and get the person to lay down on the floor”. I suppose that could still be relevant here… If you have a cock ring I guess you could apply it as a tourniquet

rimmedalpha , (edited ) in "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"
balderdash9 , in Political discussions on the internet.

People on the internet will literally take the worst interpretation of what you’re saying in order to argue against it. While you’re stuck clarifying your point, they just keep attacking (often without advancing any competing thoughts of their own).

If I weren’t so passionate about standing behind my comments I wouldn’t keep falling for it, but somehow I do every time.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I hear you. I keep falling for it too.

drbluefall ,
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The instinct to correct stupid people is a strong one.

7of9 ,
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I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.

AceSLS ,

So you’re saying people are angry jerks that just want to fight? What exactly does standing behind your comments mean, like pushing grandma down the stairs or something? You horrible person

/s if it wasn’t obvious enough

shneancy ,

same, it’s hard to let go of a futile conversation even when you feel like the other person is arguing in bad faith

rbos , in Gastronomical Masterpiece
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Raw egg cracked in and beaten to temper and cook in piping hot rice. A little soy sauce. Maybe some sesame seeds.

Tamago kake gohan.

burgers ,

say the full name, coward

rbos ,
@rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

Huh?

aaaaace , in *He's beginning to believe*

Whatever you do, don’t go south on I-85!

draneceusrex ,

Meh, you can stop in Durham at least…keepin’ it dirty.

TommySoda , in giving her 🧀

I think this can work with men too. I know this because I am a man and love cheese. I love cheese so much that I go through the pain of being lactose intolerant just to eat me some of that cheese.

sentient_loom , in giving her 🧀
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I hope some insane person has tried all these things.

Arbiter ,

That would attract far too many women.

abbadon420 , in People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam

I’ve been on Lemmy for about a year, so I’m certain that communism is the only right path.

Thorry84 ,

Same, I’ve installed Arch on my ThinkPad, shaved my legs and put on knee high stockings. I also give every car a middle finger and swear when walking past parking lots. Lemmy has radicalized me in surprising ways.

cheddar ,
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But do you hate AI?

Thorry84 ,

I fucking hate it. I’ve lost all my friends because I was just spamming anti AI memes from Lemmy to everyone I knew. They’ve all blocked me, but I’d like to think they will think twice before “doing AI”.

LarmyOfLone ,

But are you a culture warrior in the vegan vs meat industrial complex war?

swag_money ,

loathe. i loathe ai

ZMoney ,

Legitimately curious about the stockings. I get all the other jokes in this thread but that one went over my head.

BluJay320 ,
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They transed their gender

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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I like your profile picture.

I appreciate me some Superintendent love. 👍

Thorry84 ,
Oha ,

did you libreboot it tho?

lemmesay ,
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and also use framework

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I’m sorry, the right answer was anarchosyndicalism.

Send this red fascist class traitor to the mines.

Agent641 OP ,

Good man! It also happened to be Vietnams national holiday here yesterday, and so there were national flags and hammer and sickle flags everywhere, festivals, and street performances about Ho Chi Minh and the struggle aganst France, China, US, and TBH i never felt so patriotic for a country not my own!

cordlesslamp ,

It’s their Independence Day, September 2nd.

Agent641 OP ,

Yes, the night time street festivals and celebrations were amazing in Hanoi and Ninh Binh, Im so lucky I happened to come at this time.

cordlesslamp ,

and 2 weeks later will be the Moon Festival. It’s like the whole city is on hallucinogens LOL so many light and colors.

affiliate , in Breakfast time!!!

the plastic spatula is the scariest part of this picture

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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It’s healthy living

Psythik ,

For me it’s wood or nothing. Metal scratches the pans; plastic seasons my meal with microplastics. Most woods used in the kitchen are naturally antibacterial. It’s a win-win.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , (edited )
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I don’t personally use any pan can be damaged from scratching. It’s cast iron, carbon steel and stainless all the way. I use metal if the dish requires a thin edge or whisk. Otherwise I mostly use a flat wooden spatula which I source locally.

Psythik ,

It damages the non-stick surface. If you don’t use pans with non-stick, by all means go ahead and use metal.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Like I said, I only ever use cast iron, carbon steel or stainless.

Psythik ,

Yes I know; I was agreeing with you.

Edit: not to mention the fact that these comments are public, so when I reply to people, I’m talking to everyone seeing my comment, not just you.

Agent641 ,

Everyone talking about microplastics while not getting enough macroplastics in their diet.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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I get that through eating the bottles

Dkarma ,

Wait until you find out about tires.

Voyajer , in giving her 🧀
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Sam_Bass , in "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

That’s a matter of opinion.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam
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I used to buy rolls where the center of the tube came as a little personal roll you could put in your purse. I can’t remember which brand anymore.

ochi_chernye ,

H.E.B. store brand toilet paper is like that. Haven’t seen any other companies do it.

lowleveldata , in "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

Where is the case where I’m being efficient and do everything in 1 go?

justme ,

That is the entire second row about

Venat0r ,

It’s off the charts.

FozzyOsbourne ,

This man’s parts send his sharts off the charts

Sparky ,
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What like brushing your teeth or showering?

TriflingToad , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

as someone with autism do NOT let us control everything. You’d get 27,000 cats and a ton of trains without any issues being solved.

tigeruppercut ,

I think a ton of trains would actually solve a lot of issues

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

cats too tbh

finkrat ,

Ironically may result in the resurgence of the bee population due to cats murdering the bird population

Omniraptor ,

yeah maybe we should let them cook for a bit

Omniraptor , (edited )

My go to example for “we should have let them cook” is en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/OGAS

The US government in 1962 regarded the project as a major threat due to the “tremendous increments in economic productivity” which could disrupt the world market. Arthur Schlesinger Jr, historian and special assistant to President Kennedy, described “an all out Soviet commitment to cybernetics” as providing the Soviet Union a “tremendous advantage” in respect to production technology, complex of industries, feedback control and self-teaching computers.

ulterno ,
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A ton of trains would be less than one train

tigeruppercut ,

Fine, we’ll upgrade to a shit ton instead.

PriorityMotif ,
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A government of autists would come up with optimized solutions to many problems. The issue is that most people are resistant to actually fixing things, so everyone would just get mad.

pupbiru ,

optimised solutions often create negative secondary effects in other systems - it’s not (always) that people are resistant to fixing things, it’s that when people get attached to an “optimised solution” and it comes into contact with the real world, it’s often difficult for them to take valid criticisms that aren’t about the system

PriorityMotif ,
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It’s almost always for a selfish reason though. For instance, health insurance in the U.S. could easily go away if the government combined all of the funding for public healthcare systems. It won’t happen because of the for profit healthcare industry.

just_an_average_joe ,

Do not betray your own tribe brother. After all, why shouldn’t we get 27000 cats?

FlyingSquid ,
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I’m allergic.

hungryphrog ,

skill issue

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