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jayrodtheoldbod ,

These personal urinals are great for when you have a big family and only one bathroom but you should really have a lid on it to contain the pee until it can be dumped in the toilet.

jayrodtheoldbod ,

Also see a doctor soon.

Sorgan71 ,

its SEMEN… SEMINAL FLUID! SPERM!!

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not confused at all. That’s clearly a Franklehorn Maximatronic Lingovizer.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Exactly.

nfsu2 ,
@nfsu2@feddit.cl avatar

Chilean here and I do not know what am I looking at…

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Some parts of Canada dispense milk in bags. It comes in a plastic bladder that you pop inside this pitcher and cut the corner off to pour. This shitpost is pretending that we pour the milk into the pitcher directly and store it uncovered.

For yr reference: cbc.ca/…/here-s-why-milk-comes-in-bags-in-parts-o…

LemmyKnowsBest ,

American here. I can’t speak for all Americans, but I think it’s weird that you leave it in the bag, in the pitcher. Why not just pour it out of the bag, into a pitcher that has its own lid?

rbesfe ,

Because then you’d have to wash out the pitcher each time, keeping it in the bag means you just toss it and replace with a new one. Also I think the pitcher milk would spoil faster but I’m not sure about that

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

It also picks up odors in the fridge such as onions if you do that.

pete_the_cat ,

I was gonna ask where the bag was

Globeparasite ,

canada is a savage land

Gunrigger ,

I enjoy the amount of people coming into a literal shitpost to complain about the accuracy of the post.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

You know I really made a good post then!

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

Do y’all think we don’t have cum pitchers in the US? I know we’re bad, but we’re not savages.

Bytemeister ,

I was going to say, I keep one by my desk, topped off for the dog every day. Is this supposed to be confusing?

CertifiedBlackGuy ,

I regret that there ever was a 6th day.

RizzRustbolt ,

Homestuck detected.

clearleaf ,

This is why you don’t skip tutorials

desto ,

Well, how else do you store orchata?

IzzyScissor ,

Partially-confused American here… Why isn’t it in a bag still?

Do y’all pour it out of the bag so you have more chances to catch an infection or so it goes bad faster?

Pwnmode ,

Lol love this thread with so many people confidently incorrect. It’s not common to come in bags but not the norm. Also… Yeah why isn’t it still in the bag.

Obi ,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Because it’s an epic prank on those that don’t know it’s supposed to still be in the bag.

vivadanang ,

come in bags

that’s dehumanizing and just rude.

ILikeBoobies ,

It’s a joke

Referring to Canadians as Americans and then doing the milk thing wrong

hswolf ,
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

a bag? what savages don’t use a box or a glass?

dangblingus ,

Pretty sure this will confuse Americans and enrage Canadians.

eliza513 ,
@eliza513@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Let’s show our abomination to Americans (and Western Canadians)

Yall over in Ontario are weird lol

Sincerely, a British Columbian

otp ,

Nobody actually does what’s in the picture

Immersive_Matthew ,

All I can think of when I see this is the bigger bag, that had like 3 or 4 1L bags of milk in it that this one time fell out of their grocery bag in my parents car and 2 of the bag got sliced open. The smell never left the car despite major efforts to clean up. I hazard to guess this is a big reason they no longer come in bags, but I hear maybe they still too in central Canada. Not here in the west.

caseyweederman ,

They absolutely never stopped selling them in bags in Ontario

Angry_Maple ,
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

I hated that scary moment when the big bag of milk bags fell open unexpectedly.

The tension that I’d feel after dropping the bags was immense. It was like time slowed while waiting to see if one of them would burst. It was freakier when one of the falling bags bounced off the floor. Fun times.

_TheThunderWolf_ ,

For those who are wondering, Americans store glue in this kind of jug. /s

bingbong ,

It just tastes better this way, non-americans just don’t get it

RizzRustbolt ,

You are over the age of 40.

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Why’d you take the bag out though?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Colin Robinson voice To annoy you.

AceTKen , (edited )
@AceTKen@lemmy.ca avatar

I am 40 and Canadian and have lived in three provinces (Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Ontario). I have never seen bagged fucking milk.

Notyourbusiness ,

Head East, I grew on bag milk

Mongostein ,

Albertan here. When I was a kid my grandma always had bagged milk, but it got phased out in the 90s and I haven’t seen it in forever.

Sylvartas ,

I saw it quite often when I lived in Quebec but only for 3L or bigger containers

notasandwich1948 ,

I’ve only ever seen bagged milk once, somewhere in Ukraine many years ago

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

It’s Ontario.

dangblingus ,

Strange. Literally every grocery store in Ontario for decades including many convenience stores sell bagged milk.

CheddarBiscuits ,

Quebec here, 4L in 3 bags. Always has been… Honestly didn’t know it wasn’t common elsewhere in Canada. TIL

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Where did you live in Ontario? I’ve never seen anything but bagged milk here.

AceTKen ,
@AceTKen@lemmy.ca avatar

Near Kingston! Maybe I just wasn’t paying attention?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I think so because I’ve lived here almost 50 years and it’s always been bagged in Ontario wherever I went.

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