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SoylentBlake , in Pavlov's conditioning

The correct answer is

Fuck Pavlov

Motherfucker is like the Hitler of dogs. It’s a shame his name is remembered for the conditioning and not the mutilation. Dude was a monster.

Franzia ,

Wait really? Ive never been told about this

Sway_Chameleon ,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, he cut holes in their throats so food would fall out and added additional holes along the digestive tract to collect various “gastric juices”. He also, apparently, started a business harvesting and selling said juices as a cure for indigestion… not sure how that worked, seems like it would cause more than it cured.

Scribbd ,

My god. We don’t deserve dogs if we are not adjusting Pavlov’s reputation for this.

smooth_tea ,

Jfc, to what end? All this retroactive cancelling of dead people is just diddling yourself for feel-good reasons. Get over it and be different instead of waving some flag that says you are different.

jose1324 ,

How about… both?

sebinspace ,

Mate learning from history’s jackasses is how we move forward as a society. Cancelling? The fuck are we cancelling? You said it yourself, fucko is dead, cancelled by life, you don’t get much more “cancelled” than that.

smooth_tea ,

Move forward as a society, that’s a good one. Please do tell how you’re going to change your ways now that you know someone famous did something heinous. Fuck all is going to happen, and all of this unearthing of our evil past to better ourselves is just a form of self delusion and shock value, typical for the outrage culture of these days.

The only reaction to this new found wisdom is “and then what”? And if you took two seconds to analyze the situation instead of getting on your high horse to start a new crusade you’d probably come to the same conclusion.

Cancelling? The fuck are we cancelling?

What is being implied here is that because he did something bad, all of a sudden that has to be mentioned every time he’s brought up. It’s completely pointless and just a testimony to how insecure we are as a society. It’s like having to cover up female ankles in case we get “urges”. It’s completely ridiculous.

This is the not how we move forward as a society, in fact it is a form of regression and infantility. An inability to hold two opposing ideas in our heads and instead throwing out the baby with the bath water because everyone constantly needs to reassure the person next to them how virtuous they are.

A progressive society does not need to retroactively change history, it can accept the imperfections of the past in the knowledge that we’ve already changed.

SmoothIsFast ,

A progressive society does not need to retroactively change history, it can accept the imperfections of the past in the knowledge that we’ve already changed.

How is pointing out the heinous shit changing history? If anything, it’s accepting the imperfections of the past and acknowledging we have changed by calling out the callousness of its prior implementation and calling out what to avoid… you are literally contradicting yourself.

sebinspace ,

We move forward as a society by recognizing that jackasses in history participated in jackassery, and by learning that some of those jackasses were framed as “good” or “leaders” or “briliant” or whatever were, in reality, pretty fucked up individuals, so that we may understand our history isn’t as flawless and unbloody as we maybe learned as children.

For instance, I was taught throughout my childhood that Henry Ford was a revolutionary leader and the inventor of the automobile. Found it a bit odd that, later on, they moved the goalpost, so that instead of having invented the automobile, he invented the assembly line! He didn’t even do that.

In fact, Henry Ford was an antisemitic jackass that took the money he made by exploiting people at the right time with the right technology, and poured it into the stupid concept of a town in South America, exploiting/displacing natives to produce rubber. Something atleast The Deuce had the sense to dismantle, but only after decades of trying and failing.

Acknowledging the darkness in our history instead of pretending it’s not there is how we admit that we’ve done some fucked up shit as a species, and how we know we still have a long way to go, how we know there is yet work to be done, how we move forward as a species.

If you’d like a TL;DR, here you go:

Everyone needs their own Messiah. But sooner or later, he’s getting nailed up, and how you deal with that is a measure of your maturity.

Have a good day :)

jandar_fett ,

Agreed and well said. It reminds me of when someone lauds Thomas Jefferson as being brilliant and having great political ideas for America, but then someone clutches their pearls because he was a slave owner. Yes, being a slave owner is abhorrent, BUT it doesn’t negate the positive contributions. That isn’t how reality works. You can condemn the bad and accept the good when it comes to the effects of people and organizations and concepts.

smooth_tea ,

What you’re describing is exactly the delusion I was talking about. And it’s very typical these days. People don’t want nuance, they want perfect heroes or complete villains, complete polarization, anything in-between is too complex and we’re too insecure to be associated with someone who’s done something bad. I don’t need a messiah, in fact I think that is exactly the problem that is the foundation of your line of thinking.

I have no problem admiring the good Pavlov or Ford did, and I don’t really care that they did something bad, it’s irrelevant to the discussion, really. And I can say that because I believe that recognizing their achievements says absolutely nothing about me agreeing with what they did wrong. I think that people who have to point out the worst are ultimately scared that if they don’t do that, it would say something about themselves.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Out of curiosity, what do you believe has had a larger negative impact on your life:

  1. Rando’s on the internet citing Pavlov being a dick? Or
  2. You wasting the time to rant about that for paragraphs?
jandar_fett ,

Quit inhaling your own farts.

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

I get what you’re saying, but I personally don’t find it tiring. It’s just a part of contextualizing history. I think of it as a reminder of the progress we’ve made (I hope) - that we can put an asterisk beside someone’s name in the history books.

Kind of like how it’s impossible to talk about the history of hypothermia research without acknowledging its grossly unethical source.

Twelve20two ,

Oh you mean actually learning from history to prevent repeating atrocities

Yearly1845 ,

How are you supposed to be different if no one ever tells you what was wrong the first time?

Franzia ,

Well, thank you for letting us know. I read about Pavlov in textbooks in school, its better we dont whitewash his reputation! I learned the honest history in school about nazi medical experiments, I deserved to know about Pavlov too.

Kusimulkku ,

But the mutilation was part of the research I thought

harmsy ,

I guess Piccolo was right to curse out Pavlov.

MrJameGumb , in Pokémon go to the polls
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Why does everything need a label? Can’t they just be happy?

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I agree, that’s a very reasonable point of view.

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar
saigot ,

Yeah why can’t we all just be Gay

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

What does it matter to you if someone wants to label themselves? If it makes them happy then it’s all good, no?

Belzebubulubu , (edited )
@Belzebubulubu@mujico.org avatar

As a bisexual who has a LGBT flag in his car I have to say that not everything needs a label and also the team rocket isn’t labeling themselfs.

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

So you don’t care for labels, I don’t particularly either. I’m not going to criticise anyone that does find comfort and inclusivity in using them though.

IanSomnia ,

Is only meme

EpicFailGuy ,
@EpicFailGuy@kbin.social avatar

@MrJameGumb

@ObviouslyNotBanana

Implying they can't have a label AND be happy let everyone choose for themselves

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

HOW DARE YOU LABEL THEM HAPPY

Franzia ,

Because neurotypical straight people just so rarely act the way Team Rocket acts that its far more relatable and realistic to call them bi.

moosetwin ,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

it makes it more relatable if you think they have the same labels you do

PeroBasta ,

Thats literally gay

hh93 , in A psychopath getting 3 wishes from a genie would be a great horror movie.

I liked the one a while ago about making every blind person able to see again for exactly 6 hours before they go blind again

That sounded just viciously cruel

aard ,
@aard@kyu.de avatar

I’d just let them see, but make them temporarily go blind every time they’d be about to see something they care about, or are in a dangerous situation where being able to see would be useful.

lobut ,

Christ. You guys are insane. I mean, I love it but hoo-boy …

LazerFX ,

Like having your own, internal, automatic Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses

Igloojoe ,

Those that were just getting to sleep for the night when he cast his wish…

TseseJuer ,

LMAO

SuckMyWang ,

Similarly, people who can’t walk can for a week. Just enough time to get moving again and may be get to a physio therapy session. Really get the hope in full swing

Damaskox , in What could it be?
@Damaskox@kbin.social avatar

To be fair - it could have been about something else as well.

mypasswordis1234 , in why host your files when someone else can do it for you
@mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine some guy working at InternetArchive replacing that file with anything else.

For example, the JS code redirecting the user to pornhub 😂

jaybone ,

Or grabbing bank account info.

technologicalcaveman , in Immune to marketing

Advertisements work opposite for me. If I see an ad, I hate the company. I adamantly will only choose materials based on personal research and the suggestions of my peers. Any suggestion by a corporate entity or otherwise paid method will only serve to brew hate. Beyond that, I will go to just about any means to get rid of ads. I often refuse to deal with a company if their ads show up when I don't want them to, or if their ad annoys me. There is no good ad.

altima_neo , (edited )
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Same. It’s very weird I guess. Ads just make me dislike a brand for trying so hard, or hot trying hard enough. Also mainstream stuff tends to irk me the wrong way

KevonLooney ,

only choose materials based on personal research and the suggestions of my peers.

And how do you know what to choose from? Ads.

You may not like it but advertisements work on you. They just need to be more subtle. You are fooling yourself if you think you are immune.

STUPIDVIPGUY ,

true that google search is littered with ads. But savvy consumers know how to do research while avoiding sponsored content and finding unbiased specs and reviews.

MrJameGumb , in Dogs
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Is it really a “shit post” if you’re just posting a factual account of something that actually happened?

After reading that article I feel like I need to go take 10 showers now

🤢🤢🤢🤮

Amir ,
@Amir@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s definitely a post that makes me feel like shit

mruniverse ,

Some people are just sick

subcytoplasm , in You didn't bought it you rented it!

Best printer 2023: just buy this Brother laser printer everyone has, it’s fine - The Verge

(or a laser printer in general, Brother is just a Known Brand)

newIdentity ,

The driver support for Linux is just awful. I couldn’t get the Brother 7055W to work on Arch. It worked on Fedora though, but I don’t have that anymore.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

I gave up also. The entire software experience is just shit and buggy as hell. Avoid.

Bulletdust ,

I’ve had two Brother laser printers now, in both cases drivers were packaged as either .deb or .rpm.

I’m currently running a Brother HL-L2395DW mono multifunction laser printer under KDE Neon, and both the scanner and printer work perfectly over the network.

newIdentity ,

But I’m on Arch

ra1d3n ,

Can confirm. Support brother for their ethics and quality.

Genericusername ,

HP can make good printers. It has the right hardware, capabilities and price (Of the printers, not the ink) to be a very good product. It’s just their obnoxiously asshole-design software that is designed to make you to keep paying for using a product you already own.

Aceticon ,

Kinda reminds me of Sony when it was managed by Engineers and Sony after the Engineers in CxO positions were replaced by MBAs back in the 90s after they Movie & Music side of the business gained the upper hand over the Consumer Electronics side.

Sure, they could still design good products and manufacture them with high quality standards … and chose instead to make DRM-locked pieces of crap (designed with as top objective protect the IP of the Movie & Music business from all those “evil” consumer who might want to, say, listen to their music in more than one device without buying it once per device) using inferior parts than before and likelly to be manufactured in the same factory in China working for the same Taiwanese Manufacturing Outsourced as all the other crap products.

Back in the 80s they were a byword for quality, nowadays they’re just another brand.

cedeho ,

I have this one. NEVER had an issue with it. It’s now years that I use it with 3rd party cartridges without problems.

ChewTiger ,

That article was a surprisingly funny read. Thanks for sharing it.

MeanEYE ,
@MeanEYE@lemmy.world avatar

Hahah, I opened the link and it’s the exact model I have.

FlyingSquid , in have won in lotto
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
mosiacmango ,

Could have cut off the last bit and still had the impact.

Ive talked 3 people out of joining, failed with 2.

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

Also the fact that the Iraq war didn’t even have any resemblance of a justification

MilitantAtheist ,

Sure it did. The military industrial complex needed to sell arms. That was justification enough.

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

More like they needed dinosaur juice

cmder , in Good point

Because you need to be brave. Cheaters are cowards.

Rolando , in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost
Ep1cFac3pa1m OP ,
@Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not a razor.

THIS is a razor.

BreadOven ,

You call that a spoon?

This is a spoon! 🥄

h0rnman ,

I see you’ve played knifey-spooney before…

BreadOven ,
Ilovethebomb ,

What’s funny about that scene, is he hides his actual razor and starts shaving with the blade when he has an audience.

Rolando ,

And that’s why he’s not toxic. He may be a bit of a trickster, but he lets the movie audience in on the joke.

Ilovethebomb ,

Crocodile Dundee was legitimately a brilliant character, the total lack of ego was a brilliant aspect of that.

shalafi , in Good news everyone

Old guy here. I remember when Pizza Hut was great food. And so was Red Lobster. Don’t remember the last good Pizza Hut I had and it’s been since 2002 or so for Red Lobster.

Wherever I am, I stay the hell away from chain restaurants. They slowly chip away at quality until you wake up 10 or 30 years later and say, “Why am I still eating this bland crap?!”

grue ,

I remember the last good Pizza Hut I had. It was a personal pan pizza I got from the Pizza Hut kiosk at my college’s student center, sometime in the '00s.

ouRKaoS ,

That Pizza Hut Express kiosk at college hit different! Maybe it was the small bit of childhood sticking around as the world is slowly sucking you into adulthood, but I have fond memories of that pizza and playing Puzzle Fighter in the little arcade next to the cafeteria.

Rhaedas ,

I can tell you it's probably when they transitioned to frozen dough for the pan pizza vs. mixing it fresh each day. I will say that the frozen wasn't terrible, still better than other chains, but it was not the same as fresh.

eldavi ,

i never realized how pillowy soft the fresh version was until i got the frozen one. the town i grew up in had dozens of other small towns around it with 3 pizza huts combined, so sometimes i would go back and forth between the frozen and fresh versions whenever they ran out of the frozen and stopped going completely when they all switched to frozen full time because it didn’t taste any better than the frozen pizza from the grocery store.

TexasDrunk ,

They changed to frozen? Admittedly I haven’t had any in years, but I remember those huge fucking mixers back when I worked there.

thanks_shakey_snake ,

You taking 10 to 30 years to ask yourself that is exactly what private equity is betting on.

brbposting ,

Gott ‘em

‘emerica

:(

zib ,

I can still just barely remember the days when Pizza Hut was an actual restaurant where you could sit down to eat and while you waited for your pizza, you could play some arcade games. Society has lost its way.

eldavi ,

i miss the buffets the most from pizza hut

idiomaddict ,

They used to be the world’s biggest purchaser of kale for their buffet displays, because it doesn’t wilt for a very long time.

PanArab ,

My wife visited Saudi Arabia a few months ago and one thing she told that she liked was that Pizza Hut still tastes good there.

Nikls94 ,

Over here in Europe, McD had some advertisements 2~3 years ago that now the buns are fluffier, the burgers juicier and saucier, the meat hotter. I did some digging and the calories stayed the same, meaning they basically put more air in the buns and more water in the patties to save on money, and to mask it all they put more sauce into it, which is the cheapest thing. I can’t go there anymore, it’s lost quality and you bite into a burger once and it looks like you’ve made out with the Hamburgler.

Oh and: McD over here used to be some real gourmet stuff. It’s extremely regulated.

roboto ,

I also thought it tasted as shitty as always even after the update, but when was McDonald’s ever gourmet? It was always terrible.

Nikls94 ,

I once was in the Netherlands on holiday and the McDonalds there had some sort of Italian burger, a soft panini style bun with with grilled chicken, mozzarella, tomato and basil pesto - that was amazing.

roboto ,

Oh yeah you’re right I almost forgot, in the Netherlands they have some premium burgers that are actually kind of good just way too expensive for what they are. In the Middle East I found McDonalds also much better.

In Germany imo it still sucks especially compared to other burger places that do fresh food.

Nikls94 ,

Oh Middle East! When I was in Dubai I had a spicy chicken burger - they used a whole deboned chicken thigh in there!

jaybone ,

Even more makes you wonder how much it costed 40 years ago to construct this building in their brand and style (must have been worth it at the time) just to abandon it later after failing to compete because they fucked their customers on quality.

Same with red lobster. When I was a kid they used to actually have lobster. Last time I was there like 16 years ago, they didn’t even have lobster. Like, it’s in the fucking name.

db2 , in Windows 11

Funny, but it hit 11 just as hard.

Banichan ,
@Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

It was funny the first 30 times, bit stale now.

Angry_Autist ,

Pretty fucking annoying I had to come halfway down the responses to see this.

Lemmy is becoming like what reddit turned into in 2016, no more top level actual discussion, just memes and shitposts burying the real info.

Etterra , in Take a gander at this

Republicans: They’re degenerates coming for our children!

This guy: To hell with that, I’m coming for your retirement benefits.

Armand1 , in Hee hee

Cue a dance number of Thriller but it happens in a pyramid with mummies.

Toofpic ,

It kinda happened already:

Michael Jackson - Remember The Time (Official Video) www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeiFF0gvqcc

api.vanced-official.com/api/dev/…/redirect?pkg_na…

Rentlar ,

Trrra… Tut tut! Tut! Trrra… tatatut!

Armand1 ,

Turns out I did not… remember the time™️.

corus_kt ,
massive_bereavement ,

This is so 90s it hurts.

flughoernchen ,

You mean it hurts seeing Stick Man so underappreciated, right?

corus_kt ,

It’s been ages, I did not remember Eddie Murphy being in there. MJ’s choreography is timeless as always

ramble81 ,

Don’t forget Magic Johnson either.

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