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DBT ,

Livestream it this time. We can record it and watch an implosion in slo-mo.

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How to make me lose interest in whatever I was about to watch 101

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If you have an iPhone you could make a basic shortcut to do that.

Here’s what it would look like.

Make sure to uncheck “Preserve Metadata.”

Don't you all get tired of the constant negativity?

Despite not subscribing to political communities and having a large number of content filters based on keywords, my feed here is still for a large part all negative articles and ragebait. Elon Musk this and Israel that. Microsoft ruining windows, AI ruining internet, right wingers and capitalism ruining the world, police being...

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I’ll either put my phone down for those three to five seconds or just force close the app. I don’t care about IG that much.

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I am a convicted felon who has visited the UK. I was never questioned about it. I entered just like everyone else without it ever being brought up.

I’m sure it’s different everywhere. I once looked into visiting Canada and recall having to fill out a form or something, but never actually went.

Solving CAPTCHA for 'Bicycle' -- Include Rider?

I wish to solve CAPTCHA with bicycles, motorcycles etc. in a manner consistent with chaotic good alignment, benevolence, humanitarianism, etc. Shall I select squares that include riders/passengers but not also their conveyance? Was reminded of my uncertainty about this when reading this recent post by @Wilshire to the Technology...

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Make them wear helmets and camo too lol! Stay frosty, teachers

Also no, you can’t borrow a dollar with your McDonald’s-salary-havin-ass. Find some bootstraps to do something with.

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Because it’s a damn good source of creatine and protein. And it tastes good.

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It sounds silly, but this is actually a thing when you get old for some stupid reason.

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I was speaking from experience. My old tendinitis injury seems to return briefly whenever a cold rain is about to happen.

Edit:

lol. I’ll have to pay more attention in the future. I swear it’s true tho.

Does research matter when you have personal experience?

That’s a fair question. And it’s something I’ve even heard in TV commercials about headache medicines: “I don’t care about the research. I just know what works for me.” But it’s worth remembering that humans have a remarkable tendency to remember when two things occur or change together (such as wet, gloomy weather and joint pain), but remember less when things do not occur together. That rainy day when you felt no better or worse is unlikely to be so notable that you remember it. If you rely solely on memory rather than on more rigorous, data-based evidence, it’s easy to conclude a link exists where, in fact, none does.

DBT ,

Who were you texting in 1999? Cell phones weren’t very common then.

DBT ,

By 02 texting & cellphones were somewhat common. In 1999 people were only really using cellphones to make calls and they were less common than pagers.

DBT ,

Please elaborate on how wrong you are. There were still pay phones everywhere in 99 because cell phones weren’t common yet.

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What did he remember? This title is shit.

From what I read he remembered how to add 2+2 and got his GED. Bless his heart.

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This is common at theaters that serve food inside the theater. It’s a restaurant movie theater.

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If only there was an article you could read to answer these questions….

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The P alone is worth 3 points, and if you aren’t completely braindead you can multiply that by playing it on a bonus square next to another word.

You could play POO and get 30 points easily without being funny (playing POO or POOP is always funny). You just have to be not stupid and try.

DBT ,

That lady with the deep voice just wanted to say “woke” as much as possible for this segment.

They ditched offensive words from the NASPA lexicon years ago that isn’t new.

How does the day-to-day work of not wearing shoes in the house?

I have been reading a lot lately about not wearing outside shoes in the house and it interests me even more because I’ve been saving to re-carpet my whole house. It hits me every now and then about how to do things though, like, say I’m cooking all day on Sunday then need to take the trash out. I’m assuming it’s change...

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Go on with your bubble boy mentality. Git.

Do you wear gloves before opening public doors too?

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ITT: a bunch of fragile mfs who never walk barefoot outside.

DBT ,

Imagine thinking that taking your shoes off indoors makes you some sort of superior being.

Congrats on being able to eat food off your pristine floors I guess.

DBT ,

We aren’t talking about basic hygiene here my friend. Unless you are spending a lot of time laying on the floor… but most people have couches and chairs and beds and whatnot - places you don’t put your shoes on. And most people clean their house on a regular basis, which includes vacuuming and/or mopping. You anti-shoes-inside people are silly.

DBT ,

Alien Blue wasn’t rebranded. They bought it, called it the official app (with the name Alien Blue) for a little while, then launched their own app and stopped supporting AB.

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Play stupid games, fuck around and be in the find out stage. (⌐■_■)

DBT ,

Hatch alarm clock uses light to wake you up. There are cheaper knockoffs on Amazon.

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Is hamas hiding behind the weak and innocent for cover or is Israel just doing hitler shit?

Don’t answer if you aren’t there rn. It’s easy to armchair coach.

Reddit admits more moderator protests could hurt its business | Losing third-party tools "could harm our moderators’ ability to review content..." (arstechnica.com)

Reddit admits more moderator protests could hurt its business | Losing third-party tools “could harm our moderators’ ability to review content…”::Losing third-party tools “could harm our moderators’ ability to review content…”

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They already lost the best third party tools. And moderators tbh. Anyone still modding over there is a schlub. Fuck Reddit and especially fuck Spez the greedy pig boy.

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I’ve never watched the kardashians, but I do this when I’m having a conversation on speaker because it doesn’t work very well if you leave the phone in your pocket.

Trump hawks $399 branded shoes at 'Sneaker Con,' a day after a $355 million ruling against him (apnews.com)

As he closes in on the Republican presidential nomination, former President Donald Trump made a highly unusual stop Saturday, hawking new Trump-branded sneakers at “Sneaker Con,” a gathering that bills itself as the “The Greatest Sneaker Show on Earth.”...

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Biden-Harris 2024 Communications Director Michael Tyler slammed the appearance, saying: “Donald Trump showing up to hawk bootleg Off-Whites is the closest he’ll get to any Air Force Ones ever again for the rest of his life.”

Rekt

DBT ,

But what about my GOD GUNS GUTS bumper sticker?

DBT ,

Why did you take a picture of the screen instead of screenshot?

And why is there a booger on your screen?

I need answers.

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The date says 2022 but the web design says 2002.

No Fap (Masturbation abstinence) is popular online. Doctors and therapists are worried - NPR (www.npr.org)

This is an article about the online communities of people who abstain from masturbation. It discusses the reasons people join these communities and the potential harms and benefits. Some people find these communities helpful in overcoming pornography addiction. However, there is concern that these communities spread inaccurate...

DBT ,

No Fap is literally the dumbest thing to ever exist.

DBT ,

This was my actual verbal response after reading the title but in my regular voice.

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As an American who’s uncut… there’s a scar?

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I mean I’ve seen lots of porn and never noticed anything that looked like a scar, but then again I don’t typically focus on the dick.

DBT ,

This is something I do not wish to google. Is it noticeable? I would assume a small surgical cut that occurs at infancy leaves no significant scar

DBT ,

Yea I got it with the two tone Malone comment. That’s my G.

But I appreciate yours as well.

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Aren’t they going to nerf rev 1 with a software update anyway?

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