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Doombot1 , in But who is fundamentally in the wrong here?

Boatpilled sinkmaxxer got me

ScruffyDucky , in Ball's in your court, Mikey.
thefluffiest , in How do you even call that?

It’s nicely al Dante

Threeme2189 ,

Listen man, you’ve won the internet for today.
I was laughing for a solid minute!

Apeman42 , in And the most popular man in the whole Fediverse is...
@Apeman42@lemmy.world avatar

So, when you remove what I assume is an announcement bot and lizard people from the equation, the answer is George Takei? Yeah, that sounds about right.

jeffw ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

Should I know who Adam Mosseri is?

hactar42 ,

Had to look it up, he is the head of Threads

gedaliyah , (edited )
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

So, when you remove what I assume is an announcement bot and lizard people from the equation, the answer is George Takei? Yeah, that sounds about right.

I don’t like threads at all, but referring to Mark Zuckerberg and Adam Mosseri as “lizard people” is pretty antisemitic, especially since they are both Jewish people.

I’m guessing that you were unfamiliar with this antisemitic dogwhistle, but I also understand that’s the point of a dogwhistle - It doesn’t sound racist unless you already know about it.

Here are a few links to learn more:

businessinsider.com/lizard-people-conspiracy-theo…

www.tiktok.com/…/7144513038274661675

db2 ,

Or just possibly it hasn’t got anything to do with Jewish people. This might come as a shock but not everything does.

This is from someone with a reasonable amount of that heritage telling you to shut the hell up already. You’re not the main character.

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Calm down there achi. You’re coming in with a lot of pretty unnecessary defensive energy. I’m just letting people know about some language that is harmful to a vulnerable minority in case they want to avoid it. You feel free to do with that information what you need.

db2 ,

Vulnerable. Sure.

I blocked you though so how am I even seeing your silly reply?

PolydoreSmith ,

You’re talking out your ass. Do some research on David Icke, the dude who started the whole lizard people thing. Dude is an antisemite.

db2 ,

Henry Ford had a portrait of Hitler on the wall by his desk, doesn’t mean I’m not going to drive cars.

LainTrain ,

Nah, but you can recognise that his social/political thought and language used to express that is not something you should repeat mindlessly and accept and be appreciative of criticism when its given so you can correct future behaviour to make the world a more welcoming place for all. Right?

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I don’t think they’re Jewish.

Even if they are, that’s not why we despise them.

Mouselemming ,

Mosseri has dual US/Israel citizenship, and Zuckerberg was raised Reform and has Jewish ancestry. So whether or not that’s why you despise them, the point about the dog whistle is legit. Maybe you should edit it to something more befitting the reasons you despise them. Be creatively critical!

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

the point about the dog whistle is legit.

No, it isn’t; a dogwhistle is a message that isn’t detectable by someone unaware of it. Using lizard person like that isn’t an antisemitic dog whistle because people have been using it to disparagingly refer to the wealthy/politicians/etc. irrespective of their heritage for decades at the very least. Whether the term used to be used a specific way, or even how it originated isn’t actually relevant to the question.

Basically what I’m saying is you need to calm down and figure out the difference between being woke and being a wokescold. It’s hard to strike that ballance, but the first step is realizing you haven’t done it yet.

Mouselemming ,

Hahaha, I think the only person getting worked up here is yourself. I mean really, what’s cringier than “wokescold”? Next you’ll be calling me a “wokewitch.” For the high crime of checking Wikipedia. Put down the torch and pitchfork, sweetie, you’ll hurt yourself.

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yeah, things like calling me “sweetie” and implying that my mild criticism is me acting like you committed a high crime are not exactly going to change my mind. Telling other people what to do based on a misplaced notion of what’s harmful is exactly what I mean. It reminds me of that really creepy phase of internet discourse when a large ammount of people started insisting on saying “Latinx” as a gender-neutral inclusive version of “latino” or “latina”. The worst part about that was it was an exonym that was being forced on a minority community by a bunch of white liberals who had a notion of what was wrong with someone else’s culture and were actively trying to fix it. So instead of being slightly annoying and unhelpful they were being actively harmful in their ignorance. BTW, for anyone wondering: I’ve learned through speaking with people that the preferred term is “Latine”.

Now, obviously the same damage is not being done in this instance, but it illustrates why I’m saying this, and shows the dangers of bandwagoning as soon as you think something might be perpetuating oppression. No doubt that it’s good to be aware of how our behavior affects others and to adjust accordingly, but what I see here is people defending a billionaire against a term by saying that it’s antisemitic without being educated on it by the wider Jewish community beforehand, and so I find it largely unconvincing. If I see further discourse about it I’ll investigate, and if one of my friends starts talking to me about it I’ll heed their concerns. However, a small number of strangers on the internet saying something isn’t enough to change my mind, especially not without a good argument.

Mouselemming ,

There’s billions of reasons to hate those guys that have nothing to do with their religion.

And using “woke” as a pejorative? Woke is simply having basic human decency and a modicum of common sense, so nobody who finds it used about them really minds. “Scold” has been used for centuries to shove outspoken and/or educated women into submission. It’s a label I’ll be proud to wear.

As for your defending dehumanization, and calling some people’s attempts to be gender-inclusive “creepy” rather than simply ungrammatical? Gee, sorry you find even the merest reference to anything other than heterosexual-male humanity so icky you can’t even.

Supporting the Reptilian Conspiracy puts you squarely in the same camp as David Icke, follower of Robert E. Howard, who referred to the “Kosher Nostra” and said powerful men in the Bible couldn’t have been really Jewish, but must have been “Aryan, like myself.”

You’ve told us who you are, and I believe you.

Leate_Wonceslace , (edited )
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

using “woke” as a pejorative

I am not using woke as a pejorative, but as a descriptor; it’s good to be woke.

“Woke scolding” is what you are in the process of doing, and it damages the cause. You’re misrepresenting me in ways that don’t make sense given the context and you’re bringing up history of terms that don’t reflect their present meaning to evoke unwarranted feelings of shame. If we were in a more public forum while you were arguing this disingenuously using the language of we who are aware of and opposed to oppression it would risk turing away once potential allies and further radicalizing individuals who have only been shown clips of visually identifiable “leftists” screaming while a chud pretends to be a reasonable centrist instead of a fascist who was just distributing Qanon pamphlets. I urge you to be more conscientious with your rhetoric.

Mouselemming ,

I’m over here laughing, you’re completely playing out the “man can’t handle being corrected by a woman so he resorts to loading on the multisyllabic jargon in order to pretend his arguments are too complex for her to understand instead of facing his own prejudice.” You’re still supporting antisemitism. And that’s all there is to it. I’m not even Jewish, but bigotry is bigotry.

Leate_Wonceslace , (edited )
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I’m autistic, asshole. It’s how I communicate because I have a disability.

I have no way to know you’re a woman, and you don’t even know if I’m a man. You’re assuming I’m straight you’re lying about my argument, and this shit is un-fucking-acceptable. You’re a bigot appropriating language. Fuck off.

Xusies ,

You are strawmanning hard. You are ignoring their main argument and attacking their character, it’s not persuasive to anyone reading. It only servers to make you look like an asshat.

LainTrain ,

He’s correct and the more defensive you get the more I feel like you just wanna keep using the term. This is coming from someone who didn’t know any of this and won’t use the term in the future. I can always call Zucc a robot instead 🤖

Leate_Wonceslace ,
@Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I asked some friends what they thought, and one of them mentioned they were accused of being antisemitic for doing exactly that. So what is true about the lizard joke that’s definitely not true about the robot one that you think determines antisemitism?

gedaliyah ,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

They are absolutely both Jewish. I’m not sure why you would say that.

seathru ,
@seathru@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

vox.com/…/lizard-people-conspiracy-theory-explain…

Or it could have absolutely nothing to do with Jewish people.

PolydoreSmith ,

The article (correctly) names David Icke within the second paragraph or so. That dude popularized the “lizard people” thing and he is EXTREMELY antisemitic. This the whole point of a dogwhistle; it leaves room for plausible deniability. See also: Alex Jones.

So, sorry friend, try again.

seathru ,
@seathru@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Try what again?

It’s gone from the internet now but on the wayback machine you can see the list of confirmed lizard people from 2021. I just don’t see any correlation to what you’re trying to sell.

Rai ,

Nobody cares also fuck off with your tiktok link

squid_slime ,
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

So people calling the British royal family lizards are actually calling them Jewish?

I like lizard people being a term to put down the upper class.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Possibly. That’s basically what David Icke believes.

But I don’t think it is necessarily an antisemitic conspiracy theory.

Cosmicomical ,

Never heard this take before, lizard people has always been the upper class of non-human psychopath rulers and billionaires. I won’t stop using the term in that sense, certainly using tiktok and business insider as sources adds credibility to all this.

Then of course, if you ACTUALLY believe they are lizard people, you may have bigger problems.

_lilith , in Title
@_lilith@lemmy.world avatar

Great B movie idea

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Starring Nic Cage

stoy ,

B movie

You don’t need to repeat it.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

angry nic cage fans noise in the distance

BluesF ,

Nic Cage is in two types of films - the very best and the very worst. Admittedly looking at other people’s reviews of the ones I consider “the best”… Well, my opinion may not be universal.

TankovayaDiviziya ,

It sounds a lot like the 80’s and 90’s brat pack movie!

BakerBagel , in A small problem

Turns out TLC stood for “tiny little cock” this whole time

FauxPseudo , in 7 day cleanse or pregnancy cravings
@FauxPseudo@lemmy.world avatar

Remember, if you see someone drinking laundry detergent, no you didn’t.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

I wonder what it tastes like. I guess there’s only one way to find out. BRB I’m goin’ to Walmart…

Tangent5280 ,

It tastes like your oesophagus turning into dead tissue.

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Oh dang you must have gotten to Walmart before I did. Thanks for letting us know how the detergent tasted.

meliaesc ,

www.amazon.com/…/B0B61VTJN3 honestly, I can see someone trying to drink these.

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

But… Why would anybody lie about things on the internet?

Cornucopiaofplenty ,

I think it was more a joke on ‘if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn’t’

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t remember that whole Tide Pod thing?

FauxPseudo ,
@FauxPseudo@lemmy.world avatar

My comment is spin on “remember, if you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t.”

snekerpimp , in Venus by Tuesday

For being so smart, we are so dumb

themeatbridge ,

It’s not just that we’re stupid. We’re also selfish.

PunnyName ,

Many are proud of their stupidity.

Viking_Hippie ,

And their selfishness.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Huge difference between raw intellectual capacity and exercised utility.

You can have a 10 gallon bucket, but it’ll only carry that much water if you fill it.

Kingofthezyx ,

We think we are smart enough to get away with it.

SuckMyWang , in Cant play monster hunter

If this persons body is resorting to storing fat in his palms I’m worried about what the rest of them looks like

just_change_it ,
baldingpudenda ,

Could have just linked to people of Walmart.

dalekcaan ,

Is that a prototype of the Bibendum man?

crimroy ,

It is!

dalekcaan ,

Huh, neat! I was only half serious.

Rubanski ,

Bulbous

Annoyed_Crabby , in Lifehack for naive schoolchildren

Man i miss troll physic.

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Bring back “Look around you”

Whelks_chance ,

What are birds?

stefenauris ,
@stefenauris@pawb.social avatar

We simply don’t know

critical ,

It’s classified.

caseyweederman ,

New albumen! It’s out now!

Godric ,
AngryCommieKender , in We live in a society

Why don’t they have Wi-Fi in Church?

!They don’t want to compete with an invisible power that actually does something!<

OrteilGenou ,

The power of zing compels you

Annoyed_Crabby , in Plates

How do i turn the plate face down again help

pewpew ,
@pewpew@feddit.it avatar

Pass out and start a new life (/s)

De_Narm ,

The top right one works for me, once you manage to see any of them as face down, they all flip again.

bronzle ,

Same, easiest way to flip for me is the notion right of the middle (circular) flips them up, top right flips them down

stevedidWHAT ,
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

That was lazy brain mode, can only do it by becoming lazy brain mode again but you’re thinking about this so now it’s in your subconscious too.

YOU JUST GOT RANCHED UP BROTHER KOWABUNGA

paddirn ,

Find the one that’s face down.

NoneYa ,

Close your eyes and look away and look back. It worked for me just now

modifier ,

Load your last save.

Daerun ,

Stare at the squared one at the bottom right and thing about it as face down. Then you can move to the others and see them face down, but you may need several tries.

metaStatic , in Why do it

This hole was made for me

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That’s what she said

DigitalTraveler42 ,

Just in case you’re not getting the reference, the full comic for your reading pleasure.

Patches ,

Keep that URL Blue. You will never be the same.

Sombyr ,
@Sombyr@lemmy.one avatar

I’m not the only one who thought it was fucking hilarious, right? I know it’s supposed to be body horror, and I do generally find Junji Ito’s stuff goddamn disturbing and horrifying, but this is the first one I saw and it just looked so funny to me that all his other stuff caught me completely off guard.

vaultdweller013 ,

Yeah, like all the elements are there its just doesnt hit the horror switch for me. Mind you im the type of person to be playing a horror game and my first reaction to a monster is to call it a bitch and hit it with a shovel.

Sombyr ,
@Sombyr@lemmy.one avatar

In horror games, I always try to domesticate the monster by letting it follow me around the map without catching me. Then I have a buddy.

You know what weirdly does fill me with dread though? Space games. I played around with space engine and it doesn’t matter what I’m looking at or where I am, I am just super uncomfortable and want to stop. Those’re my horror games.

Slartibartfass ,

Of course this terrible thing again. Thank you anyway

brb ,
HopeOfTheGunblade ,
@HopeOfTheGunblade@kbin.social avatar

In fairness, after I got bottom surgery I got a lot of laughs with that line.

justlookingfordragon ,
@justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world avatar

… drr drr drr …

son_named_bort , in For some reason, I'm doubtful.

Wow, that computer can run Windows 98? Here I am on Windows 11, not realizing that I’m 87 versions behind.

Diplomjodler ,

That’s going to be a long update.

parpol ,

It’s amazing. They finally removed all the bloat and telemetry. You’ll love it.

cone_zombie ,

And added the pipes screensaver

TacoThrash3r ,
@TacoThrash3r@sh.itjust.works avatar

F

MrJameGumb , in The what now?
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Want to learn more? Here’s everything you need to know about the elusive dongfish!

ShadedCosmos ,
@ShadedCosmos@lemmy.world avatar

Noooooooo

rockerface ,

Reality is often disappointing

VikingHippie ,

That’s gonna be my epitaph: “In reality, often disappointing”

Klear ,

Unfortunatley that’s not going to be your epitapth. You know why.

VikingHippie ,

Oh shit, they found out?? flees the country

CaptainFlintlockFinn ,

Totally thought I was going to get Rick rolled

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

It's so much worse. We got truth rolled. :(

Facelikeapotato OP ,
@Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml avatar

Aww, what a shame. At least Bum Farto was a real person, even if Bum was a nickname.

NotNKVD ,
@NotNKVD@lemmy.ml avatar
FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Way too good to be true.

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