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beccaboben , in Who else has a chicken scoop?

Maybe frying-pan chicken-scoop can be Lemmy’s poop knife!

jkmooney , in Reduce Reuse Recycle®
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I know it's a joke but, what's disturbing is that I also know there's probably a market for them....

Goodtoknow ,
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can ,

A local resident gave police the tip that led to their big bust on Saturday. Inspectors raided a factory outside Ho Chi Minh City and caught workers packing the previously loved condoms for sale, the state-owned Tuoi Tre newspaper reported.

The factory owner claimed she bought the condoms off a man who has not yet been identified, according to reports.

Already glad I ignored hesitation and clicked.

copymyjalopy , in Worry

Back when this was posted on Reddit someone who worked in CPS chimed in. The short of it was: Yes , men raping their under age daughters is frighteningly common in some states and a common form of victimization of the girls that CPS handles.

LopensLeftArm , in The CUBE PUBE...?
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Cuthe Pub

db2 ,

Cut The Pube

Xmaximus10 , in The CUBE PUBE...?

The cube pub, I’m assuming?

TheOneWithTheHair OP ,
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I suspect that’s what they meant. But it does not look like it.

rsh , in The CUBE PUBE...?

Cuth Pube

FormlessMartian , in The CUBE PUBE...?
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I hope everyone calls it The Pube

RagingHungryPanda , in Just bang Hitler's mom

Plot point: hero person goes back in time to kill Hitler, but finds they have to fight off a bunch of other time travelers from different points in the future bc everyone wants the kill for themselves. Hitler still gets away.

gjghkk ,
RagingHungryPanda ,

yeah that takes the cake haha

yopla , in Worry

So… raping your date is ok ?

fidodo ,

Nah the daughter wanted it, he knows because he was drunk at the time.

Reminds me of the bible story about the daughter’s that got their father drunk and had sex with him. I’m totally sure that’s what happened and it wasn’t the father raping his daughters then blaming them for it.

c0mbatbag3l ,
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I love how the initial response is “I think he actually raped his daughters” instead of “the entire thing is literally just made up to control people like the rest of the bible.”

Relax, Lot never even existed.

GroggyGuava ,

I think the point is that even in a story they made up they create a fantasy where it’s the daughters fault for raping the father, not the other way around which it would obviously be.

Relax with telling people to relax, they were pretty calm in their comment.

RichardBonham , in Just bang Hitler's mom

Such is the nature of time travel that you go back in time to seduce and fuck Hitler’s mom and guess what?

Your son is Adolf Hitler.

Shardikprime ,

No one ever considers that this is the best timeline possible and we got Hitler because someone already time shivved the SUPER NAZIS and SUPER HITLER

FordBeeblebrox ,

Mecha-Hitler wasn’t just some artist’s drawing for Wolfenstein, it’s a remnant of another timeline where there’s fuckin robot Nazis all over

VindictiveJudge ,
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The premise of the entire Command and Conquer universe is that Einstein deleted Hitler and it went horribly wrong.

gjghkk ,

That’s just the Red Alert series, but ok.

VindictiveJudge ,
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Eh, yes and no. Red Alert 1 is part of both the Red Alert and Tiberium series. One ending results in RA2 and the other in Tiberian Dawn (C&C '95) but there’s no consensus on which ending leads to which game. I think that the Allied ending leads to TD and the Soviet ending leads to RA2, but there are arguments the other way, too.

gjghkk ,

No need to be pedantic.

Shardikprime ,

It’s something of a thing we are doing now at lemmy. Don’t worry, it gets worse. Like a mutated Reddit

Shardikprime , in Hard times

Everyone I go to the checkout, I get followed by the mall cop. I know it’s just me because I don’t see it happening with anyone else as it is too obvious. Thing is I would never think to steal anything. Never will. I know what I want to buy and I know if I have enough or not.

I think they follow me because I’m brown. Oh to have the privilege to roam around a store free and even deal in villany and mischievous behaviours.

some_guy ,

I’m a boring white guy. I’ll steal something in your honor.

ApathyTree ,
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See what you need to do is act just suspicious enough to keep their attention on you for no reason, and off the people who actually are stealing.

Teamwork makes the dream work!

Shardikprime ,

Yeah that’s not what I do. I just get tagged by racist people apparently

realitista , in We will not

16 years on Reddit and probably waiting the last 10 for a decent alternative. It wasn’t hard at all. I do go back sometimes to debunk Lemmy FUD though.

sbv ,

I just want a little more content in my feeds.

ashe ,
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And I just want a little less of my PII on reddit’s servers.

0x4E4F ,
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Pentium II or RPi II?

someguy3 ,

It’s all about the Pentiums baby youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos

PipedLinkBot ,

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jiji , in Hard times
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I’m kinda surprised I’m seemingly in the minority of preferring self check. At least before they handicapped all the regular self checkouts and forced everyone to do self checkout. When it was truly optional, especially when it was “20 items of fewer” style, it was so much faster because I’m usually not buying a huge cart worth of items, and I can bag my own way. However now that Susan with her month’s worth of groceries for her family of 4 is also in self checkout, it makes it less efficient.

Dempf ,

Even when Susan is taking a huge cart through, a single queue for multiple service providers (self checkout) is always going to be theoretically more efficient than multiple queues - one per provider (one line for each cashier). The best of both worlds are places that have a single area to corral you into line, and a row of cashiers where you can go to the first available.

Rentlar ,

I once was that guy who took a cartful of groceries to the self-checkout. The goddamn thing had to call staff no less than 6 times because we couldn’t fit everything on that damn scale.

I’m not doing that again.

IDontHavePantsOn ,

Here’s the thing most people don’t understand. It’s possible to bag your shit elsewhere. You can scan your shit, put it back in the cart, and literally go anywhere else and bag it up. Everybody and their mother are taking the time to bag their shit at the checkout and holding everyone else hostage while they figure out where to put their bananas and lube. I routinely take a full cart of shit, scan it all with the handheld scanner, and I’m out the door before Nancy and her 10 shits. The whole point is that the POS is just there to pay for your shit. If everyone just took their shit to the giant area in front of every store, or to their car to bag their shit, no one would be holding anyone up besides the truly inept.

DarthBueller ,

Many grocery stores have scales in the self-checkout bagging area. If you scan a can of soup, you’re going to take that can, put it on the bag scale but not into a bag, scan your other items, put them onto the bag scale but not a bag, and then take all of your loose items and put them one by one into your cart? How is that efficient?

Aceticon , (edited )

That’s literally what you had to do in Germany in Lidl - even with a cashier there wasn’t even room enough to bag it there at the till and the whole thing was even shaped so that you could park your trolley in such a position that the cashier would directly put things into your trolley.

Not only that but everybody (including other customers) clearly expected you to operate within that system (for example, moving your trolley in a timelly fashion to the right “docking” spot to recieve the scanned products) and, if you paid with cash, get the change, free the area near the till and do the whole “store the change properly in your wallet” elsewhere were you weren’t wasting other people’s time.

You had an area you could go to and bag your stuff or you could take to trolley to your car and transfer the goods to the trunk there (in my case, this being Berlin, I had a bicycle with removeable cargo bags, so took the trolley there and then at home just unhooked the bags and carried them upstairs to my appartment).

I’ve never seen that anywhere else here in Europe, even in other Lidl stores (I’m now in Portugal and after Germany it’s all frustratingly slow and inneficient). I suppose a certain cultural mindset is probably required for people to naturally fit into such a system (were if everybody does their bit, everybody gets to pay and GTFO much faster).

Oh, and there were no self-checkouts there and the cashiers were amazingly fast, which makes all sense: self-checkout is really just using amateur and untrained - thus slow and inneficient - “cashiers”, so self-checkout tills would probably use more space and make the thing go slower.

DaCookeyMonsta ,

Not to mention Susan has no idea how computers or barcodes work.

Signtist , in We will not
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Really? I left on blackout day and haven’t been back. I thought that was normal.

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  • Fugicara ,

    Lemmy doesn’t have nearly enough people to be worth using as the only platform people are on unless you never engaged with any niche subreddits. I was pretty active on subs where only like 100 people participated, so finding things like that on Lemmy are impossible. Lemmy is only decent for tech people at this point, it needs to get a tremendous amount of extra people joining to be good enough for anyone else to drop Reddit entirely. And even then, lots of info exists on Reddit and nowhere else that still make it a useful tool for other purposes.

    Sorry I just don’t buy that a large portion of people are already using Lemmy and nothing else (you might be, idk) unless they only care about memes of beans and nothing else.

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  • Fugicara ,

    I didn’t say you did? Weird response.

    Delphia ,

    I used RIF up until the moment it stopped working. Literally reading posts, refreshed and… nothing.

    I’m not deleting my account purely because I hope that they realise they are burning down the house to stay warm and reverse course. There were some great niche subs that just arent here yet.

    Muggy ,

    I’ve left the first moment Apollo went down, and I deleted the account I had for 11 years. I’m not caving in. Fuck that site.

    linearchaos ,
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    I removed all of my history and left when they announced the API day.

    I’ve been back a few times from Google searches looking for a specific data on things that don’t exist elsewhere.

    I poked around a little today to see what the temperatures like, feels like it’s at least 2/3 more toxic, course it could just be The first people out were the least tolerant of toxicity.

    Tyfud , in We will not

    What? It was the easiest move I’ve ever made. Deleted a 13+ year old account. I’m loving it here. Fuck Reddit.

    Veraxus ,
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    I didn’t want to leave any of my content behind, because deleting your account still leaves all your content up. That took a while because I had to fix some bugs in an OSS tool so I wouldn’t need to delete tens of thousands of posts and comments by hand. The script took days to run with a 2s rate limit.

    IMO, it’s pretty creepy that they try to keep your content when you request a GDPR deletion. That stuff could contain pii and they should be required to delete it, too.

    I haven’t been back since. No Apollo is as good as no Reddit, as far as I’m concerned.

    Trolled ,

    I’m loving it here

    I find that hard to believe. lemmy right now is worse than reddit ever was

    Tyfud ,

    Trolled

    I see.

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