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Spaghetti_Hitchens , in Dad wins

What is this- an urn for aunts? Should be at least 3 times that size.

K0W4LSK1 ,

My aunt would definitely not fit in there. That’s an urn for your crackhead cousin

i_dont_want_to ,

These are for a small amount of cremains. My family has a few of these, to have a small amount of the deceased. The main urn is significantly larger and is with the widow.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Wait, so different family members can each have a small amount of a deceased loved one?

First time i hear if this. Is it like, really common?

i_dont_want_to ,

Exactly. I only first heard about keepsake urns when we were dealing with my father’s cremains last year, so I don’t think it is super common.

RedAggroBest ,

My mom and aunts split my grandmother’s ashes evenly in 3 identical urns. We also used incredibly tiny amounts in urn jewelry (jewelry with a small chamber).

Confused_Emus ,

My 2 sisters and I each have one of these small urns of our grandmother’s ashes. Our mother has the large urn. Doesn’t necessarily make it common, just volunteering that I have one.

supert ,

It’s to prevent the dead rising again.

XTornado ,

Ugh… Humans and our ideas for the dead… Like no offense to other people… They can do whatever… But I do not need that…

Nath ,
@Nath@aussie.zone avatar

Great. Now I have Mambo No. 5 in my head.

🎵 A little bit of Monica, on my right
A little bit of Rita, by my side
A little bit of Jessica, here I am… 🎵

You get the idea.

LanternEverywhere , in This one took me a moment

My friend doesn't get it. How would you explain it to him?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Tell your friend that the son is named after his Dad’s search history.

MataVatnik ,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

Deep cut

Psythik ,

What’s in his search history? His son is named Porn?

user224 ,

No, his name is empty, just like the search history.

tias ,

Some jokes are so far-fetched that even if they make you think an arguably funny thought, you can’t believe that that’s the intended punchline because nobody should seriously expect anyone to get it. This is one of those.

RogueBanana ,

It immediately clicked for me and liked it, maybe I just need to touch some grass

neptune , in Really?

The house is only 50.8% republican.

When the senate is 50/50 they come to compromise favoring the party who has the white house/vp/tie breaking vote.

When the house is effectively 50/50 they apparently shut the government down for weeks on end.

The country voted 49/47 for Democrats so we will all held hostage while the minority figures out who their leader is? Even if their new leader was so great bills would have to pass the Senate (where the minority generally thinks they are too extreme) and the white house where again the opposition controls that part of the government.

Maybe the founders weren’t all knowing after all.

madcaesar ,

The founders sadly never could predict that one party would become Unamerican and 40% of the populace have their brain rotten away by lead.

redballooon ,

Considering the time they lived in, a strange oversight.

tryptaminev ,

iirc Geoerge Washington already said the system is fucked and the effective limit to two parties will make it fail eventually.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Any system is vulnerable to bad actors. The checks and balances in this case are not voting for idiots, but

neptune ,

The point isn’t that they were morons, the point is that times change. Mistakes are made.

FlyingSquid , in Imagine
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I like it when the boss who shows off his son to the employees tells his son later on that it’s okay to eat the employees because philosophy.

ShitOnABrick , in A controversial tier list
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar
VikingHippie ,

In water, milk or Dr Pepper?

ShitOnABrick ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Oh no

BreadOven ,

All of the above.

H2207 ,
@H2207@lemmy.world avatar

Forbidden colgate

BreadOven ,

Not as forbidden as some other forbidden foods haha.

Pregnenolone , in A controversial tier list

Yeah nah, add anything but water to F tier. Water is S.

CryptidBestiary ,

My hydrohomie

Zehzin , in She sounds fun
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Counting my blessings cause that combination of title and picture could have gone much worse

hydroel ,

I don’t think it could have gone much horse

Neil , in Magical world
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  • surewhynotlem ,

    The ol’ Deviled Creme Egg. Haven’t had one of those since college.

    Aceticon ,

    I feel you’re underselling our bag of water, organics and calcium sticks nature…

    AffineConnection ,

    That’s more like fish and amphibians. We do things internally.

    Poggervania , in Jesus Christ is my ninja
    @Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

    For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE

    ButtDrugs ,

    Lol I thought it was just a cheesy and campy church video and then…holy shit.

    ohlaph ,

    Right?!?!! Although it was a different time, it wasn’t that different.

    Custoslibera ,

    Haters will say it’s fake.

    Also people who are correct will.

    Because it’s a staged video.

    AceFuzzLord ,

    I was totally thinking “isn’t that the one where he says Jesus Christ is his n-word?” and I was right.

    STRIKINGdebate2 , in My free time is mine alone
    @STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

    Funny how that works. Can’t get a job because of a gap in the resume. Not getting hired leads to an even bigger gap. Its a vicious cycle.

    GreenMario ,

    Capitalist class can’t stand it when the human stock isn’t working.

    empireOfLove ,

    You can tell most interviewers that you were caring for family during that gap and they won’t question further. Lie through your teeth, fuck em.

    quicksand ,

    It’s not even lying, you’re a member of your family. Technically it’s a truthful answer and if they assume something that they don’t want to pursue further, that’s on them.

    Chetzemoka , in Whoops!

    I miss having a mask on all day at work because now I have to make an effort to hide my sarcastic faces again

    crashoverride ,

    No one’s forcing you to not wear a mask, do it anyway

    Chetzemoka ,

    It’s incredibly difficult to communicate with hard of hearing old people when they can’t see your face 😖 Otherwise I’d wear a mask forever.

    (I’m a nurse. Or as I like to put it: I shout at old people for a living lol.)

    crashoverride ,

    Lol, I’m an ED CNA. I yell at old people too. But you can always pull it down for what you need, then back up!

    Chetzemoka ,

    Oh hey, fam! Yeah nah, fuck ED. If I were in ED, I’d be in an N95 for the rest of existence cause people are gross lol. I work cardiac stepdown like a spoiled biotch.

    crashoverride ,

    I used to work up on an ortho/neuro floor and then they changed it to some kind of nursing home type situation, I said fuck that and got myself down to the ED. I fucking love it. People are gross, but at least it’s never boring

    shasta ,

    We all wear masks , Wendy … metaphorically speaking

    Porka_911 , in Eatin good tonight

    I don’t mean to butt in, but what are those?

    Ulysses182 ,

    Are you shitting me?

    spicytuna62 ,
    @spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

    Guy asked a simple question. Don’t be an asshole.

    Sidewayshighways ,

    Well I rectum we oughtta get to the bottom of this, cowboy.

    Hotchip69 OP ,

    Bend over and I’ll show ya

    toiletobserver ,
    Fixbeat ,

    Some kind of corn dog butt plug combo, I would guess.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

    A whole new way to eat ass.

    obinice , in Immune to marketing
    @obinice@lemmy.world avatar

    Nobody is immune to propaganda.

    That said, when it comes to advertisements, I hate them passionately, and will often note the brand in the advert so I can avoid it.

    I don’t know how people can function while there’s a flashy animated thing to one side of their screen, I literally cannot read the main content until that is gone or covered up. It muddled my brain until it’s gone.

    Heck, even an overly busy and colourful web page due to a bunch of static ads is very oppressive and difficult to deal with. An untidy website gives me an untidy mind, basically.

    I just don’t get how people wade through this crap and get anything done. I’ve blocked ads for decades now, and I’m never going back.

    ComradeKhoumrag ,
    @ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub avatar

    How do you know company A is really advertising to you Company B’s product, which is a competitor of theirs?

    isVeryLoud ,

    Whenever I use a computer without an ad blocker, I’m literally holding out my hand on the screen to block the ad so it doesn’t distract me. ADHD+ND is a bitch.

    bob_wiley ,
    @bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

    I hate them passionately, and will often note the brand in the advert so I can avoid it.

    I’ve been getting a letter from State Farm Insurance every week (sometimes multiple per week… sometimes multiple per day) for over almost 20 years. I’ve moved 15 times and they still follow me. All this has done is guarantee I will never sign up for their shitty insurance. I’ve been thinking about calling them just to try and get the letters to stop. I had to do this with XM… it worked, until I got a new car and another free 3 months. Now I guess I need to call and yell at them again.

    21Cabbage , in Be kind to our financially paired brethren.

    I’m not even sure whether or not this is satire and I’m not going to give Prager the page visit to see.

    rainerloeten , (edited )
    @rainerloeten@lemmy.world avatar

    Why is this downvoted?? PragerU is trash

    Edit: it was 1/2 nor 20/2

    Norgur ,

    But mentally deranged trash. So not everyone will see it as such. Which is weird, but humans are better at not believing regular trash than they are at not believing mind bogglingly stupid trash...

    rainerloeten ,
    @rainerloeten@lemmy.world avatar

    Maybe I misunderstand, but just to clarify: I assume he didn’t mean “satire” created by PragerU but as in satire created by e.g. the onion. So to see if the post was real (or fake/satire) he’d have to visit their insta which he didn’t want.

    frezik ,

    You know how every politcal poll has a few percent of responses that don’t make any sense? Like a person who identifies as atheist, but also says the church should play a greater role in government?

    Sometimes, random downvotes are like that. Don’t get too worked up about it.

    BilboBargains , in But my WiFi is just fine!

    My favourite thing is to hear people talk about having ‘great WiFi’ as if that is an internet connection.

    rigamarole ,

    And you want to explain the difference, then decide it’s not worth the effort.

    Piers ,

    I really don’t understand why it’s such a common confusion. None of these people struggle with the difference between their gas supply and their oven.

    Rambi ,

    I think people care about different things, networking might not be something they’re interested in so aren’t interested in spending time learning about it. Where as when you are interested in it it’s not so hard to read, watch videos about it and experiment with it. At least that’s generally how I find these things work.

    IHaveTwoCows ,

    But gas and ovens aren’t magical witchcraft

    uis ,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    They are

    MooseBoys ,

    But when your electricity goes out, do you even consider whether it’s the power plant, substation, distribution station, or individual service drop that is the problem? Probably not. But I’m sure many power line technicians see the phrase “my power’s out” in the same way tech-savvy people see the phrase “my wifi’s out”.

    vaultdweller013 ,

    I consider those if only cause it may give me an idea of when power will come back on. Ill even drive around to see how much is out or if i can find repair crews.

    PissinSelfNdriveway ,

    I’m sure you driving around to find a random power truck and asking them to fix your power faster is much appreciated by the people fixing it… I’m sure they don’t make fun of you or threaten you in anyway after you drive off while they have to be out in the weather doing their job.

    vaultdweller013 ,

    I said looking for repair crews said nothing about bugging them, that was your jump in logic. If I know powers down in my block then if I see a repair crew about a block away I can assume power will be on in about an hour or so. Plus I usually am grabbing food at the same time.

    PissinSelfNdriveway ,

    Soooo, ya do exactly what I said in last comment… there is a number to call for power outages. They guys in the truck are on call to a problem, you are just annoying them.

    vaultdweller013 ,

    How is me driving by while going to get food bugging them? They dont even have to close a lane 70 percent of the time, and when they do its cause someone wrapped their truck around a post.

    PissinSelfNdriveway , (edited )

    To quote you “Ill even drive around to see how much is out or if i can find repair crews.”… so now you are saying you drive around to find a repair crew but just to look at them real good before getting McDonald’s… even if that’s the case they still hate you but you certainly are one of those people who stop them and ask about “your” power.

    vaultdweller013 ,

    Dude theres like 2 fucking streets where the lines could be out, both towards food. But youve built this whole fucking idea avout me, I aint driving around like some jackass harassin random ass workers. If the powers out for my block its either for regular maintenance or a bob cat backed up into a pole again. I know when its for regular maintence cause the power company sends out a notice ahead of time.

    Loom dude im just gonna drop this, your being a cunt and it aint getting nowhere.

    PissinSelfNdriveway ,

    A very large portion of people who use electricity everyday have never given a single thought to where their power comes from. They are the same folks who feel like they are superior plugging in their Tesla and knowing they are making a difference… while the coal plant drops another traincar to charge it up.

    The people who bitch the loudest are always the ones who have absolutely no clue how things actually work and that every single decision is give/take. And if you try to explain you are (insert ism/ist). Tards gonna tard. Way she goes, fuckin way she goes.

    CancerMancer ,

    How much of that is in your control to diagnose, let alone fix? If the neighbours are out too, that means it’s already out of your hands.

    When it comes to “the internet is down”, much of the time it is something within your control, whether or not you know that. It’s not a very good analogy imo.

    MooseBoys ,

    When it comes to “the internet is down”, much of the time it is something within your control

    This really isn’t true anymore. Most people use all-in-one modem+router+AP. I’d guess that unless you’re one to tinker with your router, there’s a much better chance you’ve tripped a breaker or GFCI than there is that you’ve somehow broken your home wifi.

    Piers ,

    If all the food in my fridge is warm I don’t immediately assume my electricity has been cut off rather than something is wrong with my fridge.

    FordPrefect ,
    @FordPrefect@startrek.website avatar

    Them: “The WiFi is down.”
    Me: ‘… No, I still see the TV & the laptop & Pi, on the network.’
    Them: “I can’t connect to Flipboard.”
    Me: ‘Ohhh, the internet is down. It’s probably at the cable modem. Wait a moment for it to failover to wireless, then try again.’
    Them: “Yep, now the WiFi is back.”

    MooseBoys ,

    Most consumer devices these days, if they detect the internet is down over a wifi connection (e.g. by inability to reach 1.1.1.1), will automatically disconnect from that wifi network, or at least show the same UI as if it had.

    wholeofthemoon ,

    ‘Ohhh, the internet is down.’

    One could argue that’s not right either 😉

    MystikIncarnate ,

    Pedantic but correct. Only your connection to the internet is down.

    Even when there are massive “internet outages” sometimes it’s just DNS being bad. The internet works just fine, it’s just not working in a way that you can make use of it.

    Soggytoast ,

    I used to work for spectrum. I’d say around 60% of people legit do not know the difference between wifi and Internet. No wifi means no Internet, to them. Makes some trouble shooting harder

    MystikIncarnate ,

    I hate that people refer to ethernet, unironically as a “wifi cable”.

    It hurts my soul.

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