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obinice , in Immune to marketing
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Nobody is immune to propaganda.

That said, when it comes to advertisements, I hate them passionately, and will often note the brand in the advert so I can avoid it.

I don’t know how people can function while there’s a flashy animated thing to one side of their screen, I literally cannot read the main content until that is gone or covered up. It muddled my brain until it’s gone.

Heck, even an overly busy and colourful web page due to a bunch of static ads is very oppressive and difficult to deal with. An untidy website gives me an untidy mind, basically.

I just don’t get how people wade through this crap and get anything done. I’ve blocked ads for decades now, and I’m never going back.

ComradeKhoumrag ,
@ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub avatar

How do you know company A is really advertising to you Company B’s product, which is a competitor of theirs?

isVeryLoud ,

Whenever I use a computer without an ad blocker, I’m literally holding out my hand on the screen to block the ad so it doesn’t distract me. ADHD+ND is a bitch.

bob_wiley ,
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I hate them passionately, and will often note the brand in the advert so I can avoid it.

I’ve been getting a letter from State Farm Insurance every week (sometimes multiple per week… sometimes multiple per day) for over almost 20 years. I’ve moved 15 times and they still follow me. All this has done is guarantee I will never sign up for their shitty insurance. I’ve been thinking about calling them just to try and get the letters to stop. I had to do this with XM… it worked, until I got a new car and another free 3 months. Now I guess I need to call and yell at them again.

21Cabbage , in Be kind to our financially paired brethren.

I’m not even sure whether or not this is satire and I’m not going to give Prager the page visit to see.

rainerloeten , (edited )
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Why is this downvoted?? PragerU is trash

Edit: it was 1/2 nor 20/2

Norgur ,

But mentally deranged trash. So not everyone will see it as such. Which is weird, but humans are better at not believing regular trash than they are at not believing mind bogglingly stupid trash...

rainerloeten ,
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Maybe I misunderstand, but just to clarify: I assume he didn’t mean “satire” created by PragerU but as in satire created by e.g. the onion. So to see if the post was real (or fake/satire) he’d have to visit their insta which he didn’t want.

frezik ,

You know how every politcal poll has a few percent of responses that don’t make any sense? Like a person who identifies as atheist, but also says the church should play a greater role in government?

Sometimes, random downvotes are like that. Don’t get too worked up about it.

BilboBargains , in But my WiFi is just fine!

My favourite thing is to hear people talk about having ‘great WiFi’ as if that is an internet connection.

rigamarole ,

And you want to explain the difference, then decide it’s not worth the effort.

Piers ,

I really don’t understand why it’s such a common confusion. None of these people struggle with the difference between their gas supply and their oven.

Rambi ,

I think people care about different things, networking might not be something they’re interested in so aren’t interested in spending time learning about it. Where as when you are interested in it it’s not so hard to read, watch videos about it and experiment with it. At least that’s generally how I find these things work.

IHaveTwoCows ,

But gas and ovens aren’t magical witchcraft

uis ,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

They are

MooseBoys ,

But when your electricity goes out, do you even consider whether it’s the power plant, substation, distribution station, or individual service drop that is the problem? Probably not. But I’m sure many power line technicians see the phrase “my power’s out” in the same way tech-savvy people see the phrase “my wifi’s out”.

vaultdweller013 ,

I consider those if only cause it may give me an idea of when power will come back on. Ill even drive around to see how much is out or if i can find repair crews.

PissinSelfNdriveway ,

I’m sure you driving around to find a random power truck and asking them to fix your power faster is much appreciated by the people fixing it… I’m sure they don’t make fun of you or threaten you in anyway after you drive off while they have to be out in the weather doing their job.

vaultdweller013 ,

I said looking for repair crews said nothing about bugging them, that was your jump in logic. If I know powers down in my block then if I see a repair crew about a block away I can assume power will be on in about an hour or so. Plus I usually am grabbing food at the same time.

PissinSelfNdriveway ,

Soooo, ya do exactly what I said in last comment… there is a number to call for power outages. They guys in the truck are on call to a problem, you are just annoying them.

vaultdweller013 ,

How is me driving by while going to get food bugging them? They dont even have to close a lane 70 percent of the time, and when they do its cause someone wrapped their truck around a post.

PissinSelfNdriveway , (edited )

To quote you “Ill even drive around to see how much is out or if i can find repair crews.”… so now you are saying you drive around to find a repair crew but just to look at them real good before getting McDonald’s… even if that’s the case they still hate you but you certainly are one of those people who stop them and ask about “your” power.

vaultdweller013 ,

Dude theres like 2 fucking streets where the lines could be out, both towards food. But youve built this whole fucking idea avout me, I aint driving around like some jackass harassin random ass workers. If the powers out for my block its either for regular maintenance or a bob cat backed up into a pole again. I know when its for regular maintence cause the power company sends out a notice ahead of time.

Loom dude im just gonna drop this, your being a cunt and it aint getting nowhere.

PissinSelfNdriveway ,

A very large portion of people who use electricity everyday have never given a single thought to where their power comes from. They are the same folks who feel like they are superior plugging in their Tesla and knowing they are making a difference… while the coal plant drops another traincar to charge it up.

The people who bitch the loudest are always the ones who have absolutely no clue how things actually work and that every single decision is give/take. And if you try to explain you are (insert ism/ist). Tards gonna tard. Way she goes, fuckin way she goes.

CancerMancer ,

How much of that is in your control to diagnose, let alone fix? If the neighbours are out too, that means it’s already out of your hands.

When it comes to “the internet is down”, much of the time it is something within your control, whether or not you know that. It’s not a very good analogy imo.

MooseBoys ,

When it comes to “the internet is down”, much of the time it is something within your control

This really isn’t true anymore. Most people use all-in-one modem+router+AP. I’d guess that unless you’re one to tinker with your router, there’s a much better chance you’ve tripped a breaker or GFCI than there is that you’ve somehow broken your home wifi.

Piers ,

If all the food in my fridge is warm I don’t immediately assume my electricity has been cut off rather than something is wrong with my fridge.

FordPrefect ,
@FordPrefect@startrek.website avatar

Them: “The WiFi is down.”
Me: ‘… No, I still see the TV & the laptop & Pi, on the network.’
Them: “I can’t connect to Flipboard.”
Me: ‘Ohhh, the internet is down. It’s probably at the cable modem. Wait a moment for it to failover to wireless, then try again.’
Them: “Yep, now the WiFi is back.”

MooseBoys ,

Most consumer devices these days, if they detect the internet is down over a wifi connection (e.g. by inability to reach 1.1.1.1), will automatically disconnect from that wifi network, or at least show the same UI as if it had.

wholeofthemoon ,

‘Ohhh, the internet is down.’

One could argue that’s not right either 😉

MystikIncarnate ,

Pedantic but correct. Only your connection to the internet is down.

Even when there are massive “internet outages” sometimes it’s just DNS being bad. The internet works just fine, it’s just not working in a way that you can make use of it.

Soggytoast ,

I used to work for spectrum. I’d say around 60% of people legit do not know the difference between wifi and Internet. No wifi means no Internet, to them. Makes some trouble shooting harder

MystikIncarnate ,

I hate that people refer to ethernet, unironically as a “wifi cable”.

It hurts my soul.

expatriado , in Uh oh!

i should print this for the high voltage lab in my uni

MashedTech ,

Send a pic after

rmuk ,

It’s been three hours. He probably can’t get a signal in the forever box.

MashedTech ,

Hahahahah

ImplyingImplications , in This one goes out to the Christian youth

His crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

Moc OP ,

Any that’s why Jesus Christ is my ni…

👀

… good friend.

somethingsnappy ,

Me and JC used to walk EVERYWHERE.

lwuy9v5 , in Pick your Lemmy instance wisely...

I’m still a little sad that both solarpunk and beehaw just straight up didn’t respond to my essays back when there weren’t that many lemmy instances yet.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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I don’t remember if I ever got an email either. I just figured out I was approved once I was able to log on.

I also must say I never wrote an essay lol. Just a few words.

theatomictruth ,

Same, and I literally just wrote “I think Beehaw would be a good fit for me”

MarvinKMooney ,

They denied me when I wrote basically that, and apparently when you are denied that username is then banned.

krellor ,

They had a bug where if you were denied it was supposed to send a notification with a link allowing you to elaborate, but those notices didn't go out. Then, when you've applied but gotten stuck in the unapproved state, your user account exists but is disabled, this you can't make a new account with that same name. Sort of a sucky situation all around.

And009 ,

I like reddthat, no issues so far

aeki ,

I’m on both of those and never got an email, I just tried logging in after a while and it worked.

Saprophyte , in Wow Barron Trump is tall
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Damn, that’s amazing. How tall was Melania’s mailman?

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Are we 100% certain he's not Ivanka's?

Kungolicious ,

The math maths.

Raiderkev , in don't be shy, speak your mind

There are 3 settings. Shower, jet, and assorted versions of fucking useless.

SneakyWeasel ,

Unironically love mist for extremely hot fuck off days where you run it for less than 10 secs and it cools you off fast.

illusoryMechanist , in We're monsters

Scientists: No guys seriously what have we done I can’t remember

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

Oh no, they fried the part of their brain that could tell the difference between snails and humans!

OldWoodFrame , in We're monsters

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Snail

thefartographer ,

Finally! A therapy to make me forget that movie!

CarlsIII ,

But sunshine is bad for snails! Noooooooooo!

FARTYSHARTBLAST , in My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

I bite all my hair dressers.

Drusas ,

I pee on mine to assert dominance.

x4740N ,
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Some of them might like that (̆̈ ̆̈̆̈͡°̆̈ ̆̈̆̈͜ʖ̆̈ ̆̈̆̈͡°̆̈)̆̈

FARTYSHARTBLAST ,
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

Only way to get a good haircut really

STRIKINGdebate2 , in My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

11: Your hairdresser is unlikely to be bitten by ticks or fleas that are hidden in your hair.

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t know me!

Drusas ,

Yeah, but human groomers have to deal with lice. So much worse.

Blackmist , in Here we go again

You wish that was happening.

I’m preparing to be completely unsurprised that Firefox’s market share will still be at 3% next month and the month after that.

propaganja ,

If that 3% is made up of an outsized share of power users they might be ok. I’m more worried about the power structure shenanigans that have been going on the past few years.

Deebster ,
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I alway wonder how underreported the Firefox figures are by things like that its users are generally more technical/privacy aware (so are blocking the trackers that report these numbers) and also spiders and bots often pretend to to Chrome (inflating those numbers).

Ilovethebomb , in Brain is the best

Did anyone else check three times to see if one was spelt “Brian”?

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think your brian might be malfunctioning.

Diprount_Tomato ,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

At least Biggus Dickus seems to be working fine

NoName ,

I automatically read Brain as Brian

_apokalipto_ ,

Yep, me too… I was wondering why Obama was being called Brian twice.

fprawn , in Part of a balanced diet

Had this for dinner last night. Paired it with some tortilla chips to help round out its nutritional value. Might do it again tonight. It’s called The Mediterranean Diet.

Ddhuud ,

It tastes like the Mediterranean too!

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

My typical dinner tastes like the Aral.

qbus ,
Torvum ,

Where’s the protein…

GoosLife ,

At the store, busy being expensive

Torvum ,

Beans are cheap and if you just want nutritional value they hit both carbs and protein in a great amount per ounce. Of course there’s the studies showing regional genes benefit more from specific macro sources over others (IE an Asian would utilize rice glycogen better than oats), but if you want to hit the basics: beans

GoosLife ,

That’s good advice, but tbf when I’ve done something like this, it’s not because I’ve had a little money and decided to go for olives and chips

5redie8 ,

Me eating an entire can of chickpeas with a spoon

okmko ,

XD I did this once and it was surprisingly delicious. I was tired and hungry, opened the can to cook it with other prepared ingredients. Decided to spoon some in my mouth, and then another, and then another, until I ate all of it right there.

ech0 ,

Tortilla chips have nearly 0 nutritional value tho…

BigNote ,

Yes but typically they come with a ton of sodium, as do olives. Won’t anyone think of the sodium? Blood pressure be damned!

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